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From: Michael.Corbin@p0.f428.n104.z1.FIDONET.ORG (Michael Corbin)
Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors
Subject: Area 51?
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Date: 28 Jun 91 05:22:00 GMT
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> From: kim@andromeda.rutgers.edu (Mingoo Kim)
> Date: 27 Jun 91 14:27:49 GMT
> Message-ID: <Jun.27.10.27.49.1991.7091@galaxy.rutgers.edu>
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>
> It's not a secret anymore because a physicist working there told couple
> of his
> friends that there were conducting experiments on the UFO, and the word
> spred,
> according Current Affair. The physicist no longer works there anymore,
> of
> course. According to him, the military was actually flying (?) the UFO.
>
> Does anyone any info of this military base? Is this valid or is this
> just one
> of those reports just to get more viewers for Fox? I saw people
> actually
> sitting around the base just to get a glimpse of the UFO. Where exactly
> is
> this military base?
That person is Robert Lazar, alleged ex-worker of a supposed top secret area
S-4 at the Nellis test range in Nevada. Although Lazar's story is highly
sensational, he has not been cooperative in efforts to substantiate his
veracity. Following his appearance on KLAS-TV's program where he told his
"secrets," Lazar was arrested and subsequently prosecuted for pandering.
Although this might tend to damage his credibility, there is a theory that
this was a ploy to silence him. Since this time, he has been avoiding public
appearances.
If you wish further information on this, netmail me at
mcorbin@scicom.alphacdc.com.
Our organization did an investigation into these claims. We have several
files in our library available detailing his story.
Mike
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From: dona@bilver.uucp (Don Allen)
Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.paranormal,alt.conspiracy,alt.activism.d,misc.headlines,alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: Advertising (was: Re: INFO: Application To Join C.A.U.S.)
Keywords: Don, Allen
Message-ID: <1991Jun26.012255.23304@bilver.uucp>
Date: 26 Jun 91 01:22:55 GMT
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In article <1991Jun22.090530.8469@agora.rain.com> robart@agora.rain.com (Barton) writes:
>
> [ talk.religion.newage and misc.misc removed from Newsgroups line since
> they were inappropriate ]
>
>In article <1991Jun19.133125.29564@bilver.uucp> dona@bilver.uucp (Don Allen) writes:
>>In article <1991Jun18.132817.16937@agora.rain.com> robart@agora.rain.com (Robert Barton) writes:
>>>
>>> [ subscription advertisement from Don Allen deleted ]
>>>
>>> Why are you posting these commercial advertisements?
>
>>The posting is for --->> INFORMATIONAL PUPOSES [sic] ONLY <<---
>
> If you're only trying to obtain information such as someone's name, address,
>phone number, etc, then why ask for money?
I see you have elected to show the entire world your complete stock
of intelligent and "witty" arguments..
This will probably be a waste of time, but here goes:
This information is presented for others to become aware of what organizations
are available, and as _such_ has been presented in that manner.
It is up to the individuals themselves to determine if they so wish to become
members of these non-profit organizations. If you wish, you can continue
to complain about that, that's your perogative, however others that have been
following these postings have let me know in email and in public here that
they are strongly in favor of the postings FOR INFORMATIONAL PURPOSES.
Frankly, I'm not interested in SELLING anything, and as such, have NOTHING,
nor any PRODUCT to sell. The *only* thing you have succeeded in so far is
proving outright what a CLOSED MIND and an outright Butt hole you are.
Now, you are NOT going to change my position. We can argue about this
until the crack of doom, but it isn't profitable for anyone and just
proves to everyone what your mentality level is.
>>Since you have taken it upon *YOURSELF* to be the resident NET POLICE
>>then you might as well understand that I certainly will NOT be intimidated
>>by witless ASSHOLES such as yourself.
>
> You no doubt have great experience with such people, having lived with one
>your entire life.
BOY! what a comeback!! Geez..sit up all night thinking of that one did ya..
(brush..brush) You are a no more than a little flea..and I'm a can of RAID.
>
>>You can either slink back into you HOLE or under your ROCK or put my NAME
>>in your KILL FILE.
>>Either way, I will NOT be affected at ALL by your comments..
>
> Does this mean that you won't be sending me numerous copies of those large,
>worthless files from somebody's BBS, like you did last time?
>
Let's tell the *entire* truth here BOB...the fact of the matter was, that
YOU elected to send ME a ONE LINE RESPONSE to the FORTY THOUSAND BYTE article
that you QUOTED THE ENTIRE FRIGGING MESSAGE.
You did this a few times...no you couldn't have just sent me a simple one
line email..you WASTED tremendous amounts of bandwidth so..you got it
sent BACK to you.
You also made the mistake of doing the very SAME thing to my sysadmin.
We *both* have concluded that you're not too bright.
>>IF you have anything at all to say, then say it here in PUBLIC instead of
>>resorting to your *usual* snide comments to me in email.
>
> Obviously what I said (<1991Jun18.132817.16937@agora.rain.com>) was public;
>otherwise you wouldn't be able to quote my public message, as you did above.
>
>>IF I have "offended" anyone's sense of what is "politically correct" then
>>I do hereby apologize PUBLICALLY [sic].
>
> Obviously it had nothing to do with any political views, but with misuse of
>discussion groups for commercial purposes.
No, I have you CORRECTLY pegged as a would-be NET POLICE and as such you WILL
be IGNORED. Go play in your sandbox in alt.stupidity.
Do your parents know that you using the computer when you've been told
time after time that you can't until you do your homework first?
G'day :-)
Don
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From: JOHNFW@SLACVM.SLAC.STANFORD.EDU
Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors
Subject: Re: Area 51?
Message-ID: <91179.132519JOHNFW@SLACVM.SLAC.STANFORD.EDU>
Date: 28 Jun 91 21:25:19 GMT
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I do have a little bit of second hand information about the subject
you are talking about. The area you are talking about is called
groom lake which is a dry lake like Edwards Dry Lake where the
Shuttle lands. Althouh I will not devulge my sources of information
their a 3 civilizations aliens that come into our atmosphere over our
north pole at 20,000 miles an hour. They stop over Lake Isabella just
north of Mojave, Calif. and hover while they talk to Edwards AFB until
they are given permission to fly at a certain altitude and speed to
Groom Lake, where they go into hangers inside Groom Mountains and they
work with our people. Groom Lake is approximately 40 miles NW of
Los Vegas.
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From: billy@anasaz.UUCP (Bill Moore)
Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors
Subject: Re: Area 51?
Keywords: What is Area 51?
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Date: 28 Jun 91 17:04:29 GMT
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In article <Jun.27.10.27.49.1991.7091@galaxy.rutgers.edu> kim@andromeda.rutgers.edu (Mingoo Kim) writes:
>Did anyone happened to see "Current Affair" on Fox, a few days ago? There was
>a report about military base named Area 51, located in Arizona, that was
>secretly holding a UFO
It's in NEVADA, about 125 miles north of Las Vegas. The installation is real,
its a top secret test area for new air craft. Robert Lazar claims he is a
physicist who saw 9 alien spacecraft and one live Grey plus some dead ones
while he worked there. He disclosed this to KLAS TV reporter George Knapp
who then went on to find 4 or 5 more "unnamed sources" who confirmed this
Lazar's background can't be verified but his name does appear in a Los
Alamos telephone directory. He claims the government "erased" his college
records at MIT, birth certificate and all previous employment records.
Aloamos telephone directory. .
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From: johnr@systech.bjorn.COM (John Reed)
Newsgroups: alt.conspiracy,alt.alien.visitors
Subject: About Roswell and the Govt. Coverup
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I have read all of the "UFO" postings by Don Allen, and have done some
other minor reading on the side about this stuff. I read most
of "Above Top Secret" by Tim Good (I think that's the author's name).
I am not an expert in UFO-ology (or whatever it's called), but to
me, as a layman, the evidence seems overwhelming that a crash happened
at Roswell, and UFO's are definitely for real.
The frustrating part for me is that all of the facts have been covered up.
Just what is the truth? What the f*** is going on?
If a crash occured at Roswell, and aliens were recovered, then to me,
this would be the most significant event that has occurred in all of
human history. Does anyone else agree with this viewpoint??
All I want is the truth. Is there anything at all I can do (and still
live to tell my grandchildren about ;-) ) to help uncover this mystery?
Will the facts ever be made known to the public? If so, what events will lead
up to the full disclosure of facts?
I know that most of these questions aren't answerable right now,
but I just have to say that I am very frustrated with this whole
UFO thing.
What's a person to do??
Just sign me ... seeker of truth.
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From: Michael.Corbin@p0.f428.n104.z1.FIDONET.ORG (Michael Corbin)
Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors
Subject: The Book To Read!
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Date: 29 Jun 91 00:55:00 GMT
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> From: dfs30@duts.ccc.amdahl.com (Denise Solis)
> Date: 27 Jun 91 16:14:19 GMT
> Organization: Amdahl Corporation, Sunnyvale CA
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>
>
> I just bought the book "The Gods of Eden" by William Bramley.
>
> All I can say is if you want to blow your mind away buy this book.
> He talks about alien visitations throughout history and how he
> believes they misrepresented themselves as gods and angels to exert
> control over humankind.
>
> The real thought provoking concept is that he believes that we were
> created by these beings for a purpose. He relates various creation
> legends and uses excerpts from the Bible and ancient scrolls of
> various people.
>
> I find it really intresting reading. Anyone else out there read this?
I read as much as I could stomach. It is a carefully veiled lesson in
Rosicrucianism, if you know what you are reading. I am curious as to what
parts of it you found so impressive.
Mike
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From: JOHNFW@SLACVM.SLAC.STANFORD.EDU
Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors
Subject: Information about UFO'S
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I'M TRYING TO SEE IF I CAN GET SOME INFORMATION ON AT THIS
TIME. PLEASE BEAR WITH ME.
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From: JOHNFW@SLACVM.SLAC.STANFORD.EDU
Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors
Subject: NEWS INFORMATION ABOUT UFO'S
Message-ID: <91180.115450JOHNFW@SLACVM.SLAC.STANFORD.EDU>
Date: 29 Jun 91 19:54:50 GMT
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I AM SURE HAVING A HARD TIME GETTING ANY INFORMATION ON THIS SYSTEM
BUT HERE I GO AGAIN.
IN REGARD TO WHETHER OR NOT THERE WAS AN ACTUAL UFO CRASH AT
ROSWELL OR NOT I DON'T KNOW BUT A UFO INVESTIGATOR BY THE NAME OF
STANTON FRIEDMAN WHO I HAD ON MY TV SHOW SURELY DID BELIEVE IT. IT
IS MY OPINION THAT OUR GOVERNMENT HAS BEEN CONTACTED BY PEOPLE FROM
OTHER PLANETS IN THE PAST. I WOULD REFER YOU TO A BOOK IN THE CALIF.
LIBRARY SYSTEM CALLED A STRANGER IN THE PENTAGON BY DR. FRAND STRANGES.
THIS BOOKS STATES THAT DURING THE PRISIDENCY OF IKE OUR GOVERNMENT
WAS CONTACTED BY ANOTHER PLANET AND THEY OFFERED TO GIVE US HELP TO
PRODUCE UNLIMIETED FREE POWER, DO AWAY WITH DISEASE, SHOW US THE TRUTH
OF RELIGION, EXTEND OUT LIFE SPAN AND DO AWAY WITH OUR MONEY. IKE TOLD
THEM THAT HIS ADVISORS TOLD HIM THAT HE SHOULDN'T ACCEPT HIS OFFER
BECAUSE IT MIGHT CAUSE US TO GO INTO SUCH A CRISIS THAT WE WOULD NEVER
RECOVER FROM IT. SO THAT'S ALL FOR NOW.
Article: 12539 of sci.skeptic
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From: barton@latcs1.lat.oz.au (M'gulfn Dread Serpent)
Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,sci.skeptic
Subject: Re: NEWS INFORMATION ABOUT UFO'S
Message-ID: <1991Jun30.101823.19345@latcs1.lat.oz.au>
Date: 30 Jun 91 10:18:23 GMT
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In article <91180.115450JOHNFW@SLACVM.SLAC.STANFORD.EDU> JOHNFW@SLACVM.SLAC.STANFORD.EDU writes:
] I AM SURE HAVING A HARD TIME GETTING ANY INFORMATION ON THIS SYSTEM
] BUT HERE I GO AGAIN.
] IN REGARD TO WHETHER OR NOT THERE WAS AN ACTUAL UFO CRASH AT
] ROSWELL OR NOT I DON'T KNOW BUT A UFO INVESTIGATOR BY THE NAME OF
] STANTON FRIEDMAN WHO I HAD ON MY TV SHOW SURELY DID BELIEVE IT. IT
] IS MY OPINION THAT OUR GOVERNMENT HAS BEEN CONTACTED BY PEOPLE FROM
] OTHER PLANETS IN THE PAST. I WOULD REFER YOU TO A BOOK IN THE CALIF.
] LIBRARY SYSTEM CALLED A STRANGER IN THE PENTAGON BY DR. FRAND STRANGES.
] THIS BOOKS STATES THAT DURING THE PRISIDENCY OF IKE OUR GOVERNMENT
] WAS CONTACTED BY ANOTHER PLANET AND THEY OFFERED TO GIVE US HELP TO
] PRODUCE UNLIMIETED FREE POWER, DO AWAY WITH DISEASE, SHOW US THE TRUTH
] OF RELIGION, EXTEND OUT LIFE SPAN AND DO AWAY WITH OUR MONEY. IKE TOLD
What proof does he cite for this claim?
Who's religion (there are a whole lot of them out there :)?
] THEM THAT HIS ADVISORS TOLD HIM THAT HE SHOULDN'T ACCEPT HIS OFFER
] BECAUSE IT MIGHT CAUSE US TO GO INTO SUCH A CRISIS THAT WE WOULD NEVER
] RECOVER FROM IT.
Why?
Did they also promise us longevity (or imortality)?
Pretty dumb for aliens to offer such a warlike society as was present at the
time such "unlimited power" and scientific superiority (imagine the bombs they
could make :)
I cross posted this to sci.skeptic for other skeptics to read, hope you don't
mind...
BTW: this is not a flame, just asking how such a claim could be justified...
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Blessed bee!
Douglas Barton - barton@latcs1.oz.au - Lucidity Reals, OK!
"Don't tread in THAT dogma, it smells!"
And your fortune for today --
Furious activity is no substitute for understanding.
-- H. H. Williams
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"Don't tread in THAT dogma, it smells!"
Article: 1042 of alt.alien.visitors
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From: ullaha@dcs.glasgow.ac.uk (Asim Ullah)
Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors
Subject: our "Alien Liaisons"
Message-ID: <1991Jun30.191448.6681@dcs.glasgow.ac.uk>
Date: 30 Jun 91 19:14:48 GMT
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To get more information on Bob Lazar, "Area 51- Dreamland"
,the crashed,captured and given-to-us disks, read Timothy Goods
new book-"Alien Liaison- the Ultimate Secret".
JUST REMEMBER:
__________________________________________________________________
For every piece of disinformation spread, a piece of information is
hidden.
___________________________________________________________________
HUNT FOR THE TRUTH.
Article: 1043 of alt.alien.visitors
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From: mishras@dcs.glasgow.ac.uk (Suneil Mishra)
Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors
Subject: Re: our "Alien Liaisons"
Message-ID: <1991Jun30.192906.559@dcs.glasgow.ac.uk>
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ullaha@dcs.glasgow.ac.uk (Asim Ullah) writes:
>To get more information on Bob Lazar, "Area 51- Dreamland"
>,the crashed,captured and given-to-us disks, read Timothy Goods
>new book-"Alien Liaison- the Ultimate Secret".
I've just read this book and theres a photo in it of a model of
what is claimed to be a model of a dead aliens body, does
anyone out there have any info on this or any thing else on what
the book covers.
For example the "cosmic journey project" or cattle mutilations.
Article: 1045 of alt.alien.visitors
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From: kizn@dorsai.com (Daniel Delvalle)
Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors
Subject: Re: The Book To Read!
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> > From: dfs30@duts.ccc.amdahl.com (Denise Solis)
> > Date: 27 Jun 91 16:14:19 GMT
> > Organization: Amdahl Corporation, Sunnyvale CA
> > Message-ID: <efKJ02TD08rC01@JUTS.ccc.amdahl.com>
> > Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors
> > He talks about alien visitations throughout history and how he
> > believes they misrepresented themselves as gods and angels to exert
> > control over humankind.
> >
>
>Michael.Corbin@p0.f428.n104.z1.FIDONET.ORG (Micheal Corbin) writes:
> I read as much as I could stomach. It is a carefully veiled lesson in
> Rosicrucianism, if you know what you are reading. I am curious as to what
> parts of it you found so impressive.
>
> Mike
>
Hmm Just seems like the stuff the author of "Chariot of the Gods", Von
Dankien,(I believe it's spelled like that), and Countless other authors have
been ranting about for Decades?? I think even Charles fort had the same
notion when he made that remark about the Human race being "Property", way
back after the turn of the century.
KIZN. """""
". ."
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From: harkcom@spinach.pa.yokogawa.co.jp (Alton Harkcom)
Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.paranormal,alt.stupidity,alt.flame
Subject: Re: Advertising (was: Re: INFO: Application To Join C.A.U.S.)
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I just couldn't help but take the piss out of someone as apparently
ignorant as the poster I am replying to. If you are not so ignorant
Mr. Allen then please read the following with the knowledge that you
have a sense of humor. Then please attempt to understand the hidden
message within: "quit posting such in places it doesn't belong"...
If you are as ignorant as you appear then please feel free to ignore
the message (that's what ignorants do), and continue posting your
unwanted, uninteresting, uninformative waste of bandwidth to all
those groups where it doesn't belong. (those other than alt.alien* or
alt.stupidity)...
In article <1991Jun26.012255.23304@bilver.uucp> dona@bilver.uucp
(Don Allen) writes:
=}The *only* thing you have succeeded in so far is
=}proving outright what a CLOSED MIND and an outright Butt hole you are.
=}
=}Now, you are NOT going to change my position. We can argue about this
=}until the crack of doom
Speaking of closed minds... Apparently you have your head too far up
your ass to give your mind room to breath. Your information is more than
welcome. Your ignorance and advertisements should be put up there with
your head (won't change the smell of them at all).
I know you won't change your mind because you are too fucking stupid
to be able to do so. If the policy is "no ducks because we don't like
quacking" and you bring in something that quacks and bears a striking
resemblence to Disney's Donald, then a lot of people are going to tell
you "NO DUCKS". And the stronger you flatulate that "IT ISN'T A DUCK
YOU CLOSED MINDED IGNORANT FOOLS" the worse you are going to smell...
=}(brush..brush) You are a no more than a little flea..and I'm a can of RAID.
I haven't heard that one since what, elemetary school? I thought we were
dealing with an adult but apparently we have an oversized, computer
(il)literate, shitty diapered little snot nose out there trying to
tell us what a duck is...
=}Let's tell the *entire* truth here BOB...the fact of the matter was, that
=}YOU elected to send ME a ONE LINE RESPONSE to the FORTY THOUSAND BYTE
=}article that you QUOTED THE ENTIRE FRIGGING MESSAGE.
If you think that was big then why the fuck did you post it to usenet?
Some people can be the biggest dick without even having one...
=}You did this a few times...no you couldn't have just sent me a simple one
=}line email..you WASTED tremendous amounts of bandwidth so..you got it
=}sent BACK to you.
Using this logic, we should all send you a copy of your own posts.
Then maybe you'll think before you stink... You know, like keep that shit
out of groups that don't give a fuck about it...
=} You also made the mistake of doing the very SAME thing to my sysadmin.
=}We *both* have concluded that you're not too bright.
So the potato farmer can recognize potatoes... What's new. The rest of
us already knew you were a fucking imbecile. Maybe the other poster was
just giving you a taste of your own feces... If you didn't like it, you
shouldn't be trying to feed it to us...
=}No,I have you CORRECTLY pegged as a would-be NET POLICE and as such you WILL
=}be IGNORED.
No, you incorrectly pegged him as net police while the rest of the world
correctly pegged you as braindead. Thank you for your valiant efforts to
prove us right.
=} Go play in your sandbox in alt.stupidity.
At least he is human enough to know what to do in a sandbox. Do you
still get the urge to defecate everytime you see one? you might consider
taking one of the stupid "are you an alien" quizzes that appear in things
which "enquiring minds" read.
Q: Do you have a brain?
DA: yes
Q: Is it dead?
DA:
Q: Do you have a dick?
DA: i think so, because people call me one so often
Q: Do you have a spine?
DA: not the last time I checked (mommy, what's a spine?)
Q: Do you consider yourself to be as ignorant as the
average reader of this magazine?
DA: no, i'm number one. that's numero uno for you ignorant readers
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Q: Do you know what a duck is?
DA: yes, but nobody else seems to know
duck: (quack, quack)
DA: what was that?
Guide: If you answered the above questions as you believe DA would have
then we suggest you contact your home planet and get the hell off this
planet before you upset the sentient beings.
*disclaimer: DA didn't make the racist comment above. It was designed
to point out that spineless, dickless, braindead, duck fuckers like
people who do things like DA does are as ignorant as they appear...
which soemtimes leads them to believe racist propaganda...
=}Do your parents know that you using the computer...
Do your trainers know that you've gotten out of your cage? I hope you
didn't mess the keyboard like last time (but at least you were kind
enough to lick it up). You know if you keep this up they'll have to
put you to sleep...
=}G'day :-)
It would be if I knew you would stop cross-posting to so many groups
and keep your financial remarks in your bank book or paid advertising
where they belong. Or better yet, I can sit back and pretend you're
dead until you befoul a decent newsgroup again...
=}/ Amiga..for the rest of us.
=}/ Why use anything else? :^)
It figures. When are you going to stop using it as a game machine
and get an education so that you can learn what a duck is?
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