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          "In the near future an event that no human mind           should be uninformed about will take place. There           will be no need to ask 'why' or 'how', because all           questions will be answered."      Space beings have always lived on earth. They have been among us since the dawn of civilization. Occasional appearances in the skies prove that we are constantly visited by beings from other worlds.  Throughout the ages, certain races have chosen to take on human form in order to monitor the development of mankind. As humans they live normal lives, until they reach adulthood. That's when their 'true being' is eventually revealed, which they have kept to themselves for obvious reasons.      It was one of these beings who disclosed the following information to me.  The pieces of the puzzle now slipped into place.  Whether these beings visit us from the skies, or have been living on earth; their intentions and the

               HOW YOU CAN TELL WHEN IT'S GOING TO BE A BAD DAY          You wake up - face down on the pavement          You put your bra on backwards and it fits better          You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold          You see a "60 minutes" news team waiting for you in your               office          Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candle          Your son tells you he wishes Anita Bryant would mind her own               business          You want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party               but there aren't any          You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out               of the city          Your twin sister forgets your birthday          You wake up and discover your waterbed broke and then you               realize you don't have a waterbed          Your carhorn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you               follow a group of hells

                 IBM Intrepid Use Only       IBM Model 3090/69 Features & Assembler Language Commands       ________________________________________________________        AAAH        Add And Automatically Halt        AARTZ       Add And Reset To Zero        ABC         Abdicate Basic Compiler        ACM         Automatically Clear Memory        ADN         Add Naseum        AIM         Add Improper        BAH         Branch And Hang        BBBAB       Bite Baudy Bit And Branch        BBC         Branch Before Compare        BCEGR       Branch on CE Ground        BKCRDR      Backspace Card Reader        BKSPD       Backspace Disk        BKTPR       Break Tape Reverse        BLMNF       BLow Main Fuse        BLPIN       Branch and Loop Indefinite        BPE         Bypass Program Error        BOB         Branch On Bug        BOBI        Branch On Blinking Indicator        BOBOI       Branch On Burned-Out Indicator        BOCBF       Branch On Chip-Box Full

 >> Rick Dell'aquila is a ParaNet member from Seven Hills, Ohio and State Section Director for the Mutual UFO Network in Cuyahoga County. H e is a practicing attorney and has contributed articles to the MUFON UFO Journal. Again, his views as presented here do not necessarily refl ect those of ParaNet. --------------------------------------------------------------         In a recent series of uploads provided to Freen et by Dale Wedge and Jim Speiser of Paranet, a December 29, 1987 statement by John Lear was quoted.  Mr Lear is a reputable and apparently h ighly qualified airline pilot with impressive credentials.  Every so often one finds something in UFOlogy which is simply staggering in its implications but valueless without supporting evidence and therefore, "hard to swallow."  Although he should be admired for his courage in p resenting this information (obtained from various "sources") without hard objective evidence, Mr. Lear's statement c

--------------- NEWS & COMMENT: KLASS AT ASU ---------------       ParaNet Alpha 03/06 -- Philip J. Klass, billed as the world's foremost UFO debunker, lectured a small audience at Arizona State University's Neeb Hall last night.       The event was promoted by the Phoenix Skeptics, whose members constituted the majority of the audience. Several members of ParaNet were also in attendance.       Klass was introduced by Skeptic Ron Harvey as "The Sherlock Holmes of Ufology," and indeed, his investigative approach is methodical and detailed. He is responsible for succesfully debunking some of the more mysterious and baffling UFO reports over the past 22 years.       To his credit, Klass began his lecture by debunking the myth that all UFO percipients are "kooks and nuts," saying that particular attention should be paid to reports made by credible witnesses such as pilots, astronomers, and other seasoned observers. He attempted to separate

             = THE TRAGEDY OF AN ON-LINE ADDICTION =                         - by Steve King - "Did you know that last month's (expletive) phone bill is over $450?" my wife scolded me in her harshest, my-husband-the-child voice.  "That's more than twice the monthly payment you make for that (expletive) computer!" she continued as she escalated to screaming.  "I confess!  I confess!" I sobbed.  "I'm just an on-line junkie -- I'm addicted to my modem!  I guess I'll just have to join Modems Anonymous before I owe my soul to the phone company." As a counselor for Modems Anonymous, I hear numerous variations of the preceding story every day.  That insidious disease, modem fever, is exacting a tragically large toll from the cream of our society's computer users.  Modem-mania is sweeping through the very foundations of our country and there seems to be no stopping it.  This disease (yes, it is a social disease

                      THE STORY OF CREATION                                or                          THE MYTH OF URK      In the beginning there was data.  The data was without  form and  null, and darkness was upon the face of the console; and the Spirit of IBM was moving over the face of the  market.   And  DEC said,  "Let  there be registers";  and there were registers.  And DEC saw that they carried; and DEC separated the  data  from  the instructions.   DEC  called  the data Stack, and the instructions they called Code.  And there was evening and there  was  morning, one interrupt.      And DEC said, "Let there be a word in the midst of the data, and  let  it separate the data from the registers."  And DEC made the word and separated the data which were under the  Stack  from the  registers  which were above the memory.  And it was so.  And DEC called the memory Core.  And there was evening and there  was morning, a second interrupt.    

       The following exerpts were taken from a book entitled "Guilt Without    Sex", written by Gina Collens and published by Price/Stern/Sloan Publishers    Inc., Los Angeles - 1985.    What is guilt?       Guilt is the need to say you're sorry when you had absolutely nothing to    do with what happened in the first place.      One out of four Americans feels guilty all the time.  Think of three of    your closest friends.  If they seem OK, you're in trouble.      We think the definitive example of guilt concerns the fellow who gets    sick at the office.  Since the boss isn't around, a co-worker says, "Why    don't you go home?"  So, he does.  He goes home, up to the bedroom, and    finds the boss making love to his wife.  He sneaks out and rushes back to    the office and grabs his friend, "Great advice you gave me.  I almost got    caught."           IT'S BETTER TO HAVE GUILT THAN NO NEUROSIS AT ALL ......    Y

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