Aesop Fable information part 7

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                   The Buffoon and the Countryman^15


A rich nobleman once opened the theaters without charge to the  people,
and gave  a public  notice that  he would  handsomely reward any person
who  invented  a  new  amusement  for  the  occasion.   Various  public
performers contended  for the  prize.   Among them  came a Buffoon well
known among the populace for his jokes, and said that he had a kind  of
entertainment which  had never  been brought  out on  any stage before.
This report being spread about made  a great stir, and the theater  was
crowded in every part.   The Buffoon appeared alone upon  the platform,
without  any  apparatus  or  confederates,   and  the  very  sense   of
expectation  caused  an  intense  silence.   He  suddenly bent his head
towards  his  bosom  and  imitated  the  squeaking  of  a little pig so
admirably with  his voice  that the  audience declared  he had a porker
under his cloak, and demanded that it should be shaken out.  When  that
was done and nothing was found, they cheered the actor, and loaded  him
with the loudest  applause.  A  Countryman in the  crowd, observing all
that has passed, said, "So help  me, Hercules, he shall not beat  me at
that trick!"  and  at once proclaimed that  he would do the  same thing
on the next day, though  in a much more natural  way.  On the morrow  a
still larger  crowd assembled  in the  theater, but  now partiality for
their favorite actor  very generally prevailed,  and the audience  came
rather to ridicule the Countryman than  to see the spectacle.  Both  of
the  performers  appeared  on  the  stage.   The  Buffoon  grunted  and
squeaked  away  first,  and  obtained,  as  on  the  preceding day, the
applause and cheers of the spectators.  Next the Countryman  commenced,
and  pretending  that  he  concealed  a  little pig beneath his clothes
(which in truth he did, but  not suspected by the audience )  contrived
to take hold  of and to  pull his ear  causing the pig  to squeak.  The
Crowd, however, cried out with  one consent that the Buffoon  had given
a  far  more  exact  imitation,  and  clamored for the Countryman to be
kicked out of the theater.  On this the rustic produced the little  pig
from his cloak and showed by  the most positive proof the greatness  of
their mistake.  "Look here," he  said, "this shows what sort of  judges
you are."

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