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      MARS: A FUTURE HOME FOR HUMANITY          A personal view by Ralph Buttigieg          What sort of future will we leave our children?          Gloomy newspaper headlines tell us of famines, mass refugees,          a warming Earth, etc. Earth is getting crowded.          When  faced  with  such possibilities past generations had an          option ours don't. They could pack their bags  and  immigrate          to countries like America and Australia.  The New World.  And          start  afresh. Now , no matter what direction you travel, you          need a passport.          We need another New World.  A place to give  us  hope  and  a          future. I believe that place is Mars.          Next  to Earth, Mars is the most "user friendly" planet in our          Solar System.  It once had a thick atmosphere, liquid  water,          and  maybe  life.  Now its cold and arid. But recent research          strongly suggest that the Red planet can be te

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

MMMMM----- Recipe via Meal-Master (tm) v8.00       Title: Chiles Rellenos Sauce  Categories: Mexican, Sauces       Yield: 2 servings       1    Onions       2    Garlic       2 tb Oil       2 c  Canned tomatoes       4 c  Chicken broth       1 ts Salt       1 ts Pepper       1 tb Oregano   Servings:  2     Chop onion and crush garlic.  Cook in oil until wilted.  Add tomatoes   and press through strainer.  Mix with broth and bring to a boil.   Season to taste with salt, pepper and oregano.  Heat the chiles in   boiling sauce for about five minutes.     Barbara Zack MMMMM

MMMMM----- Recipe via Meal-Master (tm) v8.00       Title: Mom's Hot Fudge Pudding (Cake) with Sauce.  Categories: Cakes, Chocolate, Sauces       Yield: 4 servings       1 c  Flour     1/3 c  Cocoa     3/4 c  Sugar       2 ts Baking Powder     1/2 ts Salt     1/4 c  Shortening       1    Egg     2/3 c  Milk MMMMM---------------------------SAUCE--------------------------------     3/4 c  Sugar       3 tb Cocoa       2 tb Water       2 c  HOT Water   Preheat to 350øF.  Sift dry ingredients in a bowl.  Cut in   shortening.  Add egg & milk.  Stir til flour is moist.  Put batter in   9" cake pan.  Mix sauce well, pour over batter slowly.  Bake for 40   minutes.  Serve with milk or cream (while warm). MMMMM

This game is rather capricious, involving random elements that can kill you or get the game into an unsolvable state. Wise players (as well as, or maybe especially, the unwise) are advised to save the game regularly, such as after putting each treasure in the trophy case and before dangerous or randomized actions. Above Ground Open the mailbox. Get the leaflet and read it, then drop it. Go north twice to a Forest Path location and climb the tree. Get the egg from the nest and go back down. Try to open the egg, but you'll find that you can't do it. (This action is essential, otherwise the Thief won't open the egg for you later.) Go south and east to Behind House. Open the window and enter the house. Get the sack and bottle. Open the sack and you will see it contains a lunch and a clove of garlic. You can either eat the lunch and drink the water, or keep them as an alternate solution for a later puzzle. Either way, make sure you hang on to the garlic and the sack it