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==================================================================Ben Grant North Collins Elementary North Collins, NY Screen Name: ESH Diane, Diane NC ================================================================== PAST In the old days chalk boards were black. They changed them because they were to hard on your eyes.They taught all first through sixth grades in the same room! So by the time you got to sixth grade you knew almost everything. They did not  have kindergarten so you started in first. They didnÕt ride the bus because there were none. They walked or road by horse. All the benches were in 12 rows two for each grade. The desks had holes in the corner for ink. PRESENT Now we have our own desks and chairs. We learn Science,  Spelling, Math, Writing, Reading, and a lot of other stuff. For our Specials we have Gym, Art, Library, Music, Band, Chorus, and, of course, Computer.  For lunch we can buy or bring. FUTURE In the future I think the school will be up in th

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--------------------------------------------------------------  *** LIST OF SPECIALTY COFFEE/ESPRESSO DRINKS *** --------------------------------------------------------------  It is not possible to present such a list as this without  explanation and a bit of perspective.  There is great variation from region to region (and sometimes  even from shop to shop) in the definition of specialty coffee drinks.  Please keep in mind that the following information is highly  subjective.  Barry Jarrett emphasizes:  "Getting a *precise* definition of espresso drinks is not  possible, just as getting precise definitions of cocktails  isn't possible.... Proportions vary and individual baristas modify.  [for example] Generally, a capp is 1/3,1/3,1/3... although this  becomes blurred when a 'latte' has foam on it. The line between  latte and capp is very vague, and the exact meaning of any of these  terms can vary from shop to shop. E.G.: our regular latte has

   PORTUCAT is a Catalog of Reports based on the Observation of Possible UFO's       over the Portuguese Territory.It would not exist witho ut the valuable             collaboration of Mr.Larry Fenwick,CUFORN Co-Director,Mr. Joaquim Fernandes,       CNIFO Director (Portuguese Ufo  Research Group) and Dr. Willy Smith of the         UNICAT Project.                                                            (Victor Lourenco)    Date: Jan 3, 1977 Hour: 9:30 pm    Type: C3 Location:  Carrapito-Guarda    Source Info.:  "Insolito" #33    The witness,aged 24,heard a strange sound and saw a dark figure when    outside her house.It was square box-shaped,8 feet tall by approximately 3    feet wide,with a head on the top.Her sister,aged 9,who followed the    observation all the way through,had a nervous breakdown.A circle of    compressed soil was found near the bushes where the figure seemed to    vanish,no grass seems to grow on that spot and pets avoid it.    Dat