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Announcements and Observations


_Command Line Cowboys: The Best of Random Humor, Volume 0_ is almost

ready for shipping.  This hypertext book contains over 80 of the best

articles from the first 16 issues of RAH.  It also contains all 500+

taglines published in these issues.  See the RAHORDER.FRM file

included in this archive.  (The form will be appended to the 

uncompressed text version of this issue.)

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The Director of the California Highway Authority, Mr. W. E. Coyote,

recently announced the conversion of more California freeways to the

popular "double decker" format.  Safety and cost reasons were cited. 

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The motto of the 1994 U.S. Olympic Women's Figure Skating Team is

"Skate softly and carry a big tire iron."

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Deadline for submissions for the March RAH issue:  February 24, 1994


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