SOLDIER MURDERS SPACE ALIEN

 01 Aug 91

Soviet scientist warn of all-out UFO attack,


                           SOLDIER MURDERS SPACE ALIEN


By Larry Sherman

Special Correspondent


A Russian soldier shot and killed a space alien at a UFO landing site west of

Moscow and it's now feared that the creature's comrade will retaliate with an

all-out attack on mankind later this year!


That's the warning from physicist Yuri Makalovitch, who witnessed the murder of

the extraterrestrial on July 13 and has since published a searing condemnation

of the incident in the Soviet science journal "Physical World."


"There was every indication that the alien was on a mission of peace but the

army responded as if it were dealing with a known and mortal enemy," said the

scientist.


"They murdered the alien in cold blood and I, for one, am expecting the worst.

The extraterrestrial obviously came from an advanced civilization and its

comrades are sure to retaliate. When they do retaliate mankind will be powerless

to defend itself. The devastation will be swift, deadly and sure." Soviet

officals would neither confirm nor deny Dr. Makalovitch's allegations but he

produced strong evidence --including a photograph of the murdered

extraterrestrial -- to support his claims.


According to his report, the encounter began when a saucer-shaped UFO

was sighted 190 miles west of Moscow on the morning of July 13.


On orders from the Kremlin, Dr. Makalovitch joined an army unit that was

already in the area and together they found the pulsating blue starship at

the edge of a forest.


"A single extraterrestrial was standing between us and the UFO and it

immediately raised both arms in a gesture of friendship," said Dr, Makalovitch.


"The soldiers were wary at first because the alien was armed with a laser

device but he tossed it out in front of him to prove he wasn't dangerous.


"A soldier broke ranks to get the weapon and that's when we lost control of the

situation. The alien started running and the UFO vanished before our eyes.


"Somebody yelled and the soldier with the laser fired at the alien, killing it

instantly!




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