THE "STATE" OF IDAHO: THE CASE FOR OPEN DEBATE

 


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Name: Iceman #14 @6989

Date: Tue May 19 22:08:47 1992

From: Farstar BBS (Southern California) [619-521-1753]


THE "STATE" OF IDAHO: THE CASE FOR OPEN DEBATE


If you would ask any schoolchild how many states there are in the

United States, you will get the same answer: 50. Fifty states

in the Union. It is simply an accepted "fact." If you would

disagree with this supposed "fact," you would be branded insane

or worse.


However, mounting evidence shows that there are in fact only 49

states in the US, and the "state" of Idaho is a baseless myth.


We have been trying to distribute and publish this information

for over *two years*, but our scholarship has not been given

any respect. We have been censored, vilified, ridiculed and

spat upon by the "traditional" geographers and historians, but

WE WILL NOT BE SILENCED! 


All we ask is that the existence of Idaho be debated,

as every other historical and geographic "fact" can be debated.

Time after time, our opponents have refused to debate us on the

FACTS. This alone should tell you something about the people who

support the "existence" of this "43rd state."

 

Please read the following evidence VERY CAREFULLY, and you will be 

astonished at the veracity of our cause. 


THE POPULATION MYTH


Do you know anybody from Idaho? Do you know anybody *who knows

anybody* from Idaho? According to the 1990 "census," there are

over one million (1,000,000, or 1 x 10^6) people living in

Idaho. But if there are so many Idahoers, where are they?


Some people have come forward and claimed that they were born

and raised in "Idaho." But *every single person* who made this

claim have been shown to be frauds and charlatans. These "Idahoan

wannabes" are invariably inconsistent with each other about the 

size (in square miles or square kilometers) of "Idaho," about

various town and village names, and even about the names

of "Idaho's mighty rivers." 


                          THE SIZE FARCE


According to traditional geographic sources (created entirely

by people who believe in the existence of Idaho, and probably

the Tooth Fairy, also) the "State" of Idaho is more than twice

the size of Maine, Vermont, New Hampshire, Rhode Island, 

Connecticut and Massachusetts *combined.* Isn't it strange that

a state with such vast land resources has so few people?  And

even of you look at a map (created by the Idaho-centric 

cartographers) the "State" of "Idaho" is dwarfed by its much

larger neighbor, Montana. 


SATELLITE EVIDENCE


Recently declassified weather satellite information, showing

the entire continental United States, shows absolutely *no

evidence* that there is any state where "Idaho" is supposedly

located. Noted experts in the field of interpreting these

pictures unanimously agree that, from outer space, it is

impossible to determine the borders of this elusive "state."

Yet meteorologists and cartographers routinely overlay

these satellite pictures with the outline of states that

would seem to indicate Idaho's existence.


                     PHOTOGRAPHIC "EVIDENCE"


Many people, skeptical of the clear evidence that Idaho

does not and never did exist, point to photographs that they've

seen in encyclopedias and postcards seeming to show parts of the 

state of Idaho. 


It is important to note that a photograph without a caption

is often meaningless. A picture of people in boats surrounded

by mountains could have been taken in Colorado or Nevada, 

but when the holy *caption* says that this is a picture of

the "Salmon River" in "Idaho," gullible readers tend to

swallow this information whole *without any further examination.*


We have examined literally hundreds of these "photographs," and

the ones that are not outright fakes are all clearly taken in

other parts of the nation.


ASK THE JAPANESE


It is well known that Americans are woefully ignorant about

geography, which is one reason why it is so easy to fake an

entire state here. Not surprisingly, most of the effort to

create the illusion of Idaho has been expended in the USA.

But if you would ask a typical Japanese or French schoolchild

about what he/she knows about Idaho, you will usually get a

blank stare. People who are much better at geography than 

Americans have never heard of this "great state." 


THE POTATO MYTH 


Any given supermarket in the United States has sacks of potatoes

clearly marked "Idaho Potatoes." People make the assumption, that

when they are buying these potatoes, that they were *grown* in

the "state" of "Idaho." 


Actually, "Idaho" is a type of potato, just like "McIntosh" is

a type of apple. The FACT is that *many* states have potato crops,

as well as foreign countries, and potatoes that say "Idaho" on

them are no more from Idaho than Baltimore Orioles all come 

from Maryland.


SO, WHAT'S THERE?


Nothing. THERE IS NOTHING THERE. We have been so brainwashed

by the traditional mapmaking community to think that if Idaho

doesn't exist, then there must be some sort of vacuum there

instead. This is nonsense.


The very shapes and positions of the states, and indeed of

every nation on the planet, is only known through "information"

provided by cartographers. It is akin to asking "if Santa's

house isn't at the North Pole, then what's there instead?"


THE CARTOGRAPHER CONSPIRACY


The *only evidence* that there is a state called Idaho comes from

maps. Everybody has maps, in almanacs, in encyclopedias, and

on the walls of every elementary school classroom in America.


Astonishingly, *over 99%* of all maps are created by *cartographers!*

If any clearly defined set of people would control any other

important industry to that degree, everybody would be up in arms

about the undue influence given to a meager few. However, for

some reason, Cartographers are immune to such criticism. Any

mention about the Cartographer influence over the mapmaking

industry (and, as a natural extension, OUR VERY THOUGHTS!) is 

dismissed as "lunacy." 


As an indication of how insidious is this influence, just think:

have you ever questioned a map? Maps, being graphical objects,

require much less effort to assimilate into our very psyches.

Behavioral studies show that people can much more readily understand

maps than printed descriptions of geographical areas; in fact,

the images on maps tend to go directly into the subconsciousness

of Man (Homo Sapiens) without the critical thinking that accompanies

reading. In a very real way, Cartographers are the *real* Thought

Police. 


But they do not work in a vacuum. There are much too few of them 

to do their real damage unaided. Mapmakers have conspired with the

editors of almanacs and encyclopedias to create a fantastic illusion

of space where there is none, people where there aren't any, and 

ski resorts where none exist. 


ONLY THE BEGINNING


This is only the tip of the iceberg. We have much more material

on this conspiracy, and we have yet to uncover one iota of evidence

that Idaho has ever existed. All of the so-called "evidence" is

a mixture of falsifications, coersions, lies and exaggerations.


The Cartographers would like nothing better than to silence us.

If you do not see any more postings on this subject, then you 

have clear evidence that their Conspiracy of Silence on Idaho 


has succeeded, and that Freedom of Speech has been curtailed by

the Cartographical Thought Police. 


What can you do? All we ask is that you be open minded. Of course,

you cannot trust any of the second-hand evidence that you would

find in libraries, maps (!), airline schedules or street signs.

All you can trust is what we have written here. We are confident

that once you evaluate all of the valid evidence, you will be

angered by this conspiracy, and motivated to do something about

the scum who perpetated this hoax. 






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