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Welcome to the Children's Writers Workshop.  Our guest this evening is Jennie Dunham, agent at Russell Volkening. 


Tuesdays 

9 p.m. ET (6 p.m. PT), Writers Workshop

Children's Writers chat - writers and illustrators of children's books meet for specific topics and special guest speakers, moderated by HOST WRTR WBABE & HOST WRTR CGaley, with HOST WRTR sUe & HOST WRTR Neely (Greeters).


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<HTML><FONT  SIZE=3 PTSIZE=10>Welcome to the Children's Writers Workshop. 2-29-00<BR>

Our guest this evening is </FONT><FONT  COLOR="#ff0000" SIZE=3 PTSIZE=10><B>Jennie Dunham, agent at Russell Volkening</FONT><FONT  COLOR="#000000" SIZE=3 PTSIZE=10></B>. <BR>

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Neely f: Now . . . it is my great pleasure to welcome Jennie Dunham,<BR>

Neely f: literary agent for Russell Volkening.<BR>

Neely f: I had the pleasure of meeting Jennie several years ago<BR>

Neely f: when she was a speaker for an SCBWI conference in New York City.<BR>

Neely f: Jennie impressed me then with her thorough knowledge of the<BR>

business<BR>

Neely f: and her sincere interest in children's books and writers.<BR>

Neely f: Welcome, Jennie.  Would you like to make an opening statement<BR>

JennieRandV: uh, hi<BR>

Neely f: or do you wish me to go right into questions?  GA<BR>

JennieRandV: thank you everybody for coming tonight, and special thanks to<BR>

my husband<BR>

JennieRandV: who insured that I could get online without problems this time.<BR>

JennieRandV: GA<BR>

Neely f: lol.   Remembering last October's trials.<BR>

JennieRandV: yes. and special thanks for being invited into such fine<BR>

company. :) GA<BR>

Neely f: Well, Jennnie I am glad you are here tonight.<BR>

Neely f: Let;s go right to questions, then.<BR>

Neely f: Jennie, do you feel that all authors/illustrators need to have<BR>

agents? GA<BR>

JennieRandV: Most adult book authors need agents. If you meet one, that's<BR>

what their answer might <BR>

JennieRandV: be to this question. But it is not true for children's book<BR>

authors. There are some <BR>

JennieRandV: publishers that won't accept unagented children's book<BR>

material, but most still will. You <BR>

JennieRandV: don't have to have an agent, but you might want to have an<BR>

agent to help with selling the<BR>

JennieRandV: manuscripts and to negotiate a better deal. And remember this:<BR>

your agent gets paid <BR>

JennieRandV: when money comes in from your sales (advances and royalties),<BR>

but your editor gets<BR>

JennieRandV: paid by the publisher. Your agent is on your side and is your<BR>

advocate. GA<BR>

Neely f: That is good to hear.<BR>

Neely f: I'm posting the following question from one of our audience<BR>

members.<BR>

Neely f: At the recent SCBWI conference in NYC there was talk about the<BR>

advantages<BR>

Neely f: of having an agent.<BR>

Neely f: One thing that was mentioned was that an agent can help in terms of<BR>

Neely f: looking at the bigger picture of your career,<BR>

Neely f: not just selling your books and negotiating your contracts,<BR>

Neely f: but helping you with strategy, setting and reaching goals etc....<BR>

Neely f: Could you offer more detail? How do you feel about this?  GA<BR>

JennieRandV: Publishers look for children's books, perhaps more than any<BR>

other type of book, to stay<BR>

JennieRandV: in print for a long time, to become classics and to sell to<BR>

children from generation to<BR>

JennieRandV: generation. One of the best ways to build a backlist is to have<BR>

a number of books <BR>

JennieRandV: published by a small number of publishers. They can put a page<BR>

in their catalog about<BR>

JennieRandV: the author and his or her various titles that they have<BR>

published. So focusing an author<BR>

JennieRandV: can become very important. This is a little less important with<BR>

illustrators,<BR>

JennieRandV: but still if it<BR>

JennieRandV: can be done it works well. Many authors try to push me to<BR>

submit to lots and lots of <BR>

JennieRandV: publishers, and sometimes I advise against this. Sometimes I<BR>

recommend that one type<BR>

JennieRandV: of book is published by one publisher and another type by<BR>

another publisher. I go over it<BR>

JennieRandV: with each author. GA<BR>

Neely f: Sounds like it is kind of custom made.<BR>

Neely f: Can you tell us what is the agent/client contract process. GA<BR>

JennieRandV: yes. it has to be. Authors are each individual people with<BR>

individual needs. <BR>

JennieRandV: Most agencies have written contracts between them and authors.<BR>

My company works<BR>

JennieRandV: on an oral agreement. When a writer submits work (and here I<BR>

mean a manuscript, not a<BR>

JennieRandV: query letter - more on this later), I may evaluate it and offer<BR>

representation. If I do, I <BR>

JennieRandV: explain that my firm represents authors exclusively. That means<BR>

you can't have 2<BR>

JennieRandV: agents for book projects. If you need an agent for something<BR>

else that we don't handle, <BR>

JennieRandV: that's different. (For example, we do not handle real estate.)<BR>

While we have no official<BR>

JennieRandV: paperwork when we offer to represent a client, we do have an<BR>

agency clause that <BR>

Neely f: lol<BR>

JennieRandV: publishers put in contracts we negotiate. This clause states<BR>

that the author has <BR>

JennieRandV: assigned my company as the agency for the deal. It lists our<BR>

commission and allows<BR>

JennieRandV: notices and payments to be sent to R&V for the life of the<BR>

contract.<BR>

JennieRandV: GA<BR>

Neely f: Jennie, what is an expected agent's commision?  GA<BR>

JennieRandV: Most literary agencies charge 15% for domestic book deals. Most<BR>

graphic artists' <BR>

JennieRandV: representatives charge 25% or more. My agency charges 10% for<BR>

domestic book deals.<BR>

JennieRandV: For dramatic deals (movies, tv, stage, etc) we charge 15%. For<BR>

foreign deals we charge <BR>

JennieRandV: 20% GA<BR>

Neely f: Once you have agreed to represent a client and a contract is<BR>

signed,<BR>

Neely f: how long do you expect it to be from the contract signing to the<BR>

sale<BR>

Neely f: of the book? GA<BR>

JennieRandV: well, for the sake of this question, let's just substitute<BR>

"handshake" for "contract"<BR>

Neely f: Ok.. That's a deal<BR>

JennieRandV: For me it's been as short as 2 days that I've gotten an offer<BR>

and as long as 2 years with <BR>

JennieRandV: one editor that turned into a deal. Sometimes it takes years<BR>

and years of submitting. I've<BR>

JennieRandV: had authors cry when I've called with an offer after such a<BR>

long time. They had given up.<BR>

JennieRandV: I get a great feeling from selling manuscripts. GA<BR>

Neely f: Marilyn, my coHost, has a question.    GO Ahead, marilyn.<BR>

WriterBabe: Jennie, how do you decide which editor to submit a manuscript to<BR>

initially?<BR>

WriterBabe: How often do you prod editors for an answer?  GA<BR>

JennieRandV: I think to myself, who would like this? And then sometimes I<BR>

send it right to that editor or<BR>

JennieRandV: sometimes I make a list of editors.<BR>

JennieRandV: I don't prod too much. <BR>

JennieRandV: Definitely not before 4-6 weeks.<BR>

JennieRandV: Depends on what is happening (do I know that sales conference<BR>

was on or did Christmas fall <BR>

JennieRandV: in that time frame.<BR>

JennieRandV: )<BR>

JennieRandV: GA<BR>

Neely f: Once you have agreed to represent a client, how often should he/she<BR>

WriterBabe: Thanks.<BR>

Neely f: check back with you on the submission progress?<BR>

Neely f: Do you keep in regular contact with your clients to inform them of<BR>

the<BR>

Neely f: status of their book? GA<BR>

JennieRandV: Go ahead and ask me when I'm about to submit. I'm happy to say<BR>

what an appropriate <BR>

JennieRandV: time is. Usually it's a couple of months. I know that most<BR>

authors are waiting to hear <BR>

JennieRandV: from me. And you should know that as soon as I hear anything, I<BR>

will call or write you.<BR>

JennieRandV: I'm waiting to hear on your behalf too!<BR>

JennieRandV: As each response comes in, I generally send a copy of the<BR>

letter to the author and<BR>

JennieRandV: say where the manuscript is going next<BR>

JennieRandV: sometimes I wait until I have a few letters to send them. GA<BR>

Neely f: Thank you.  I think waiting is the hardest.<BR>

JennieRandV: for all of us waiting is the hardest<BR>

Neely f: At least knowing what is happening helps.  :)<BR>

Neely f: Jennie,  This is a two part question.  Do you have a slushpile and<BR>

are you<BR>

Neely f: the primary  reader, or do you have readers sift through the pile<BR>

first?<BR>

Neely f: How much of your day at the office do you spend reading<BR>

manuscripts?<BR>

Neely f: GA<BR>

JennieRandV: Indeed, I have a slush pile. I read all (yes ALL) of my query<BR>

letters myself. I generally<BR>

JennieRandV: read them each day. Then I give them to my assistant for a no<BR>

or for a request. She <BR>

JennieRandV: generally gets them on their way each week. By the way, I read<BR>

all of my own <BR>

JennieRandV: manuscript submissions too.<BR>

JennieRandV: GA<BR>

Neely f: I understand you refer query letters as opposed to full<BR>

manuscripts,<BR>

Neely f: oops prefer<BR>

JennieRandV: yeah, good reefer<BR>

Neely f: approximately how long does it take for you to respond on a query<BR>

JennieRandV: just kidding :)<BR>

Neely f: letter? GA<BR>

WriterBabe: (LOL)<BR>

Neely f: OOops,  looks like you just answered that.<BR>

JennieRandV: I think that's in the question I just answered<BR>

JennieRandV: yeah, but why don't I<BR>

JennieRandV: say about manuscripts???<BR>

Neely f: Moving right along.  :)<BR>

Neely f: good idea.<BR>

Neely f: GA  LOL<BR>

JennieRandV: It usually takes me a while to consider a manuscript - at least<BR>

4-6 weeks. At least. I am<BR>

JennieRandV: a slow and careful reader. Once I submit to an editor, it may<BR>

take the editor anywhere<BR>

JennieRandV: from 3 weeks to 6 months to get back to me. And it depends on<BR>

the editor. Some are <BR>

JennieRandV: fast, some are v  e  r    y      s       l       o<BR>

w.<BR>

JennieRandV: GA<BR>

Neely f: We hear you.<BR>

JennieRandV: like molasses, you know<BR>

Neely f: Do you generally call or write back to the prospective client<BR>

Neely f: to inform them of your interest? GA<BR>

JennieRandV: Generally I call, but sometimes if I'm interested I'll write<BR>

with specific suggestions. GA<BR>

Neely f: Can you say anything about the author's involvement in his/her book<BR>

Neely f: and its promotion once it is published? GA<BR>

JennieRandV: Once you have a book out, let me stress that your role is not<BR>

over. Publicize your book<BR>

JennieRandV: as best you can. If it doesn't sell well, the publisher won't<BR>

be able to sign up another<BR>

JennieRandV: one. A publisher an author work together, and more than ever<BR>

before this part is up to<BR>

JennieRandV: the author. Organize story time reading, class visits, and book<BR>

signings. Send out<BR>

JennieRandV: flyers. Do what you can.<BR>

JennieRandV: GA<BR>

Neely f: Folks, If you have questions you can post a ?  to the screen.<BR>

Otherwise I have a million mor<BR>

MaryCronk: ?<BR>

JanssD: ?<BR>

Neely f: Jennie, if you like a manuscript but are unable to represent it,<BR>

Neely f: do you ever indicate to the author any specific reasons why you are<BR>

not<BR>

C BEIGHEY: ? <BR>

Neely f: making an offer?  GA<BR>

JennieRandV: Yes. I try to be as specific as possible and to help as much as<BR>

possible. But my time is<BR>

JennieRandV: extremely limited. Sometimes I invite an author to submit other<BR>

work. I don't say this<BR>

Prbatey: ?<BR>

JennieRandV: often so take it as a compliment if you get it. This is true in<BR>

general of agents. Often you<BR>

JennieRandV: get one shot, so make sure you've got that manuscript in its<BR>

best possible shape before<BR>

JennieRandV: submitting. GA<BR>

MeTwo1344: ?<BR>

WriterRoss: ?<BR>

Neely f: I am going to open the floor after my next question.<BR>

Neely f: Jennie, does it improve one's chances of representation to have<BR>

Neely f: publishing credits before attempting to request your services? GA<BR>

Neely f: (Folks, please have your questions ready to send to the screen when<BR>

called upon.)  :)<BR>

JennieRandV: Yes, it does. I receive hundreds of queries every week. I find<BR>

that this is a business of <BR>

JennieRandV: having a few clients who do very well, rather than having a lot<BR>

of clients who do<BR>

Neely f: (Mary C you will be first...followed by Janss.)<BR>

JennieRandV: mediocre. I hate turning people down, but the reality is that I<BR>

must turn down the vast <BR>

JennieRandV: majority of people who write to me. It comes down to the old<BR>

"one person with only two <BR>

JennieRandV: arms" problem.<BR>

JennieRandV: and let me just add a quick statement that as an agent I'm<BR>

expected to do all of my<BR>

MaryCronk: Do prefer a query about a particular manuscript, or would you<BR>

want to know about several <BR>

JennieRandV: reading on my own free time<BR>

MaryCronk: (sorry)<BR>

JennieRandV: And that's when it all gets done. GA<BR>

MaryCronk: projects the author has?<BR>

MaryCronk: ga<BR>

JennieRandV: I generally like to know about one at a time. I mean, don't<BR>

tell me about the 10 picture<BR>

JennieRandV: books you've written or the series. <BR>

JennieRandV: But if you have a couple brewing then sometimes it's nice to<BR>

know that.<BR>

JennieRandV: GA<BR>

Neely f: Janss, go ahead with your question.<BR>

JanssD: (Had a lot more ?'s, but just got my query back yesterday...)  : /<BR>

JanssD: What about R&V's policy of not considering previously<BR>

author-submitted MS's?<BR>

JanssD: Obvsly. less paperwork, but doesn't that filter the clients?--Who<BR>

else would be<BR>

JanssD: searching for profitable auth-agt. relationship?<BR>

JanssD: Seems needlessly damaging to the agency's talent file  ga<BR>

JennieRandV: i don't understand the question.<BR>

JanssD: Seems a rather odd technicality--<BR>

JennieRandV: I can't take something on if I can't submit it. And I can't<BR>

submit it if it's been submitted<BR>

JanssD: Don't most houses usually ask for submission histories?<BR>

JennieRandV: already by someone else (author or other agent)<BR>

JennieRandV: no they don't<BR>

JennieRandV: but if it's been to an editorial meeting already, I'm going to<BR>

find out about it<BR>

JennieRandV: and I will be embarrassed.<BR>

JennieRandV: GA<BR>

Neely f: C BEIGHEY, your question, please.<BR>

C BEIGHEY: Is it difficult to get an agent to look at an unpublished<BR>

writer's manuscript?  I think you <BR>

C BEIGHEY: answered this already.  Thank you.<BR>

JennieRandV: it depends what the topic is and how well written the query<BR>

letter is and on <BR>

JennieRandV: the author's other credentials.<BR>

C BEIGHEY: And you said you  don't want to see series?<BR>

Julisari: ?<BR>

JennieRandV: a paragraph that tells me about a legal guide for child abuse<BR>

doesn't sound fun<BR>

JennieRandV: but something about underwear (guaranteed to get a laugh) might<BR>

sound fun<BR>

JennieRandV: no series for me please.<BR>

JennieRandV: GA<BR>

C BEIGHEY: I'm writing a series.  Have several books done,.  Shouldn'g<BR>

C BEIGHEY: the synopisis cover all the books?<BR>

JennieRandV: If an agent handles series yes<BR>

JennieRandV: I don't look for these usually.<BR>

C BEIGHEY: Thank you.<BR>

JennieRandV: Not that I've never sold them, but they tend<BR>

JennieRandV: to be books that are more plot driven and I look for character<BR>

driven books.<BR>

JennieRandV: ga<BR>

Neely f: Prbatey, it's your turn.<BR>

Prbatey: Jennie, once you agree to represent an author, how long does it<BR>

generally take to map out   <BR>

Prbatey: your plan of where to submit the mss.?  ga<BR>

JennieRandV: Well, I generally try to think of that before I make the intial<BR>

call, but sometimes not.<BR>

JennieRandV: Sometimes it's the next day or within the month at the latest<BR>

usually.<BR>

JennieRandV: depends what is happening in the office.<BR>

JennieRandV: ga<BR>

Prbatey: Thanks!<BR>

Neely f: The que is open.  Post ?.<BR>

JennieRandV: :)<BR>

Neely f: Jennie, do you get at all involved in the editing process of a<BR>

book?<BR>

MaryCronk: ?<BR>

Visitah: ?<BR>

Neely f: Does that phase interest you at all? GA<BR>

MeTwo1344: Hey, what happened to Me?<BR>

Julisari: ?<BR>

JennieRandV: After I read a manuscript, I have comments. I don't demand that<BR>

an author change the<BR>

Neely f: Sorry, Me. I didn't see you.  You will be up next.<BR>

JennieRandV: manuscript, but I do ask that the author listen to my comments<BR>

and sit with them for 24 <BR>

WriterBabe: (Donna, MeTwo is next)<BR>

MeTwo1344: Would you ever represent a self-published book--one with a proven<BR>

track record? <BR>

JennieRandV: hours before deciding to make the changes I recommend or not.<BR>

My job description <BR>

WriterBabe: (Then, WriterRoss, then Juli)<BR>

Neely f: Yes, I see, Marilyn. Thanks . :)<BR>

JennieRandV: does not include editing, and I am not an editor. But the<BR>

reality is that unless a<BR>

JennieRandV: manuscript is practically perfect, it's probably not going to<BR>

sell. I try to make comments<BR>

JennieRandV: that I think any editor would make. I will say, however, that<BR>

it is the writer's job<BR>

JennieRandV: to do all<BR>

JennieRandV: of the writing and to make the manuscript saleable. But of<BR>

course editorial comments<BR>

Neely f: Pamela, you are next. Jul, you will follow.<BR>

JennieRandV: are subjective. The long and short of it is that I try to do as<BR>

little as possible.<BR>

JennieRandV: ok, now I think I answer the question from Me about self<BR>

publishing, right?<BR>

Neely f: Please wait until called on.  :)<BR>

JennieRandV: Donna, please advise ..<BR>

MeTwo1344: Yes, sorry I jumped the gun.<BR>

JennieRandV: it's ok<BR>

Neely f: Jennie did you se MeTwo's question.<BR>

Neely f: ?<BR>

Neely f: Me, can you repost?<BR>

JennieRandV: yeah, about considering books self published with a track<BR>

record<BR>

MeTwo1344: Right. Thanks.<BR>

Neely f: ok. Good. That is it.<BR>

JennieRandV: not usually. I find it's just too hard to do. Sometimes in<BR>

adult yes, but kids no.<BR>

JennieRandV: ga<BR>

Neely f: Pamela, you are on.<BR>

WriterRoss: Thanks and welcome back, Jennie. My Q: could you share some of<BR>

your favorite children's bks<BR>

JennieRandV: thanks for asking!! <BR>

WriterRoss: with us? What dream books do you hope come your way? -Pamela<BR>

-thanks<BR>

JennieRandV: picture books<BR>

JennieRandV: CHICKA CHICKA BOOM BOOM by Bill Martin and John Archambault<BR>

BOEDEN: ~~~~~5 MINUTE WARNING~~~~~~~<BR>

JennieRandV: THE GARDEN OF ABDUL GASAZI by Chris van Allsburg<BR>

JennieRandV: ok look, it's a semi long list... can I post it somewhere else?<BR>

Neely f: We can post itin the library , I think.<BR>

JennieRandV: is that ok?<BR>

WriterRoss: And may I ask about novels? Serious? Humor?-- GA<BR>

Neely f: Okay folks the novelists are appearing.<BR>

Neely f: Julisari, will take the last question for the evening.<BR>

Julisari: Do you represent picturebook authors who are primarily<BR>

illustrators, and if so, are you <BR>

JennieRandV: I have a list I've prepared of picture books and novels. Let me<BR>

post it later.<BR>

WriterRoss: (Perfect. Thanks.)<BR>

Julisari: willing/or do you prefer no--alllowing them to keep an<BR>

editor/publisher they've previously <BR>

JennieRandV: (phew. thanks too)<BR>

Julisari: published with separate from the "handshake"?:)<BR>

Julisari: ga<BR>

JennieRandV: I occasionally  represent illustrators, but usually they are<BR>

writers and illustrators<BR>

JennieRandV: I don't find it makes sense for an author or illustrator to<BR>

keep certain relationships sep<BR>

JennieRandV: separate<BR>

JennieRandV: the point of having an agent is to have a whole career looked<BR>

at<BR>

Julisari: would they still be able to contact the editor and then hand over<BR>

the contract?<BR>

Julisari: ahhh...good point<BR>

JennieRandV: oh yes, that happens all the time<BR>

JennieRandV: and if they are pros they are nice about it and realize any<BR>

author or illustrator<BR>

JennieRandV: has the right to have an agent<BR>

Neely f: Jannie, last question...<BR>

JennieRandV: we are deal enablers<BR>

JennieRandV: getting in the way would be bad for us.<BR>

Neely f: oops.<BR>

JennieRandV: ok donna, shoot<BR>

Julisari: thanks:)<BR>

Neely f: Are you willing to accept manuscripts from the writers/illustrators<BR>

Neely f: If so, what procedure would you prefer? GA<BR>

BOEDEN: ~©~©~© It is the Top of the HOUR ©~©~©~<BR>

JennieRandV: do i have time to answer this one last question? I have the<BR>

answer prepared<BR>

Neely f: Novelists, we will be clearing the room in just a few moments.<BR>

BrendaHB: (That's fine--we'll wait. :)<BR>

Neely f: If it is short.  GA<BR>

JennieRandV: I'd really like to see a query letter first. This should be no<BR>

more than one page.<BR>

Neely f: Thanks, Brenda.<BR>

JennieRandV: The letter should describe briefly what the project is about<BR>

and briefly what the<BR>

JennieRandV: author's credentials are. It should come with a SASE. <BR>

JennieRandV: That means self-addressed, stamped envelope.<BR>

JennieRandV: This is customary in the industry so make sure it's there. My<BR>

response to this<BR>

JennieRandV: will either be a form no (no offense to anyone is meant by this<BR>

impersonal response,<BR>

JennieRandV: but this allows me to get out an answer quickly) or a specific<BR>

request for material.<BR>

BxTeacher: hi betsy... made it<BR>

JennieRandV: thanks next group for letting me finish. :) !!<BR>

Neely f: I want to thank you, Jennie, very much for being our guest this<BR>

evening.<BR>

BOEDEN: Children's writers, Please vacate this room quickly in the name of<BR>

Romance!  Ü<BR>

Wendie Old: Thank you Jennie.<BR>

WriterRoss: Thanks Jennie. Looking forward to reading about books you love.<BR>

Donna, Marilyn? Can we post<BR>

Julisari: Thank you, Jennie!!!!<BR>

JAnder5045: Thanks, Jennie enjoyed it<BR>

C BEIGHEY: Thank you, Jennie.  Appreciate your time.<BR>

Neely f: Your answers were very interesting and very informative.<BR>

Prbatey: Thanks<BR>

WriterRoss: this in the AOL Library?-- Pamela<BR>

BOEDEN: Thank YoÜ<BR>

Julisari: lol Sue<BR>

Neely f: Please feel free to come back any time.<BR>

GAWill: Thanks, Jennie!  <BR>

Neely f: ()())()() CLAPPING  )()())()(<BR>

JennieRandV: I have a few more things you might want to put in there too. My<BR>

list of books, for example<BR>

Julisari: :::::::applause:::::::::::::Jennie<BR>

JennieRandV: (Blush) (blush) (aw shucks)<BR>

BOEDEN: applause!<BR>

Neely f: Jennie, great job.<BR>

C BEIGHEY: Don't forget to post that list in the library, Jennie.<BR>

Julisari: and congrats on the bed!!:)<BR>

WriterBabe: Thanks a lot, Jennie.  Great hosting, Donna!<BR>

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