activist times, inc.
-ati1
this is ATI, activist times, inc.
YIPPIE!!!
It starts with advisors.
The Central Intelligence Agency feels
some sort of need to sell drugs, trade
arms, assassinate communists,
fascists, and capitalists for fun, and
stick their noses in everybody's
business.
You work for them for years. They
make you do things you'd never tell
mom about. They start making you do
things you can't even "tell yourself
about".
Somewhere along the line you realize
that what started out travel, large
pay, excitement, adventure, making the
world safe for democracy; has become
robbery, embezzlement, murder,
wirefraud, terrorism, corruption,
murder, piggishness, murder,
subversion, and murder.
NOW COMES QUITTING TIME.
John Stockwell speaks to us from his
experiences working as a CIA agent.
He's speaking at URI today. He may
have spoken at your school already;
you may be on his "road list" for '88
- '89.
Listen to the horror stories. Ponder
his analagies. Make his experiences;
your experiences. while you do; ask
yourself, "Do I want the CIA on my
campus recruiting?"
Personally, I think if CIA would
hold a public debate allowing people
like me and you to ask real questions,
they'd be8;9e than welcom to use one
of our rooms for interviews and
answering any questions a "budding
agent" might have.
But if you want to drive in and park
your tinted windows in front of the
Union, grabbing a helicopter out back
going to the fieldhouse and then board
a piperplane parachuting over the
alumni building and escorting about 75
uniformed police officers thru the
side door; then...
GET THE FUCK OFF MY CAMPUS.
I SURVIVED RUTGERS '88.
It was the best Be-In I've ever been
to.
3 or 4 days of gathering,
fellowship, brainstorming, ideas,
entertainment, tabling, leafletting,
hell. We even allowed the fascists a
table.
It was exciting, it was awesome, but
nothing "solid" happened from it.
Yet.
I would like to cite 4 units for
making Rutgers happen, and holding the
thing together. If by a thin thread
that started to look really frazzling.
1 <-=-Christine 2 <-=-Edwardo 3 <
-=-Stewart 4 <-=-The rest of the
Rutgers hosts and assorted yellow-arm-
banded delegates.
I'll also share 2 schools who came
bearing something solid they wanted to
bring back with them. <1> MIT <2>
Berkley. Something old, something new,
borrowed and blue too.
Old? Berkley. One of the oldest
freethinkin colleges Amerika has to
offer. Why not? It's California.
New? MIT. They call Massachussetts
home. Probably the first state that'll
legallize marijuana. Amherst? Boston?
CZ? Dukakis? Somethin brewin!!!
Borrowed? The whole idea behind a
constitution.
Blue? People bummed out that nothing
really "happened". The black caucous
ripped us to shreds Sunday morning,
showing us for what we really are, and
still most overcome:
Slightly racist, semi homophobic,
somewhat ready to gather but not quite
ready for a constitution.
I say fine. Let's keep in touch,
relax, and get ready for what's sure
to "glue" us together really fast.
WORLD TROUBLE!!!
The 3M's of organizing -- Media,
Music, & Modem. By Steve Van Zandt,
Marc Graham, and Abbie Hoffman.
-mf-
-c-
The 60's weren't the greatest of times
or anything-- they sure were great--
but these may be the greatest of
times.
The 60's were the awakening of
revolution and this is another step in
that revolution.
School needs to be changed. We need
to talk about more than the history
they want us to believe. We need to
get into the education process. The
real history. The artist tries to
stimulate thought. The media is really
the way to get across.
We shut down Sun City overnight.
Once the Billionaire owner showed up
on Phil Donahue we knew we won. And
the fact that we wasted him on
National TV was icing on the cake.
A new way of organization; a
computer networking system.
Communicate, share, co-ordinate,
collaborate, update, type, edit,
store, fast. Online worldwide.
Peacenet.
Amnesty International can type an
Action Alert and get it to Greenpeace,
WRL, and SANE faster than you can hit
your <enter> key. Since the users
govern what information is sent, it is
unfiltered. Most of the news we get
each day has been edited out and
watered down. Not so as much with
networking.
Bitnet is a global network that
makes the host system local to every
college campus in the World.
More than 650 are registered
delegates as of this moment,
representing over 130 schools. You've
come despite freezing weather and hard
economic times to do something I'm not
sure anyone here is yet ready to
comprehend. But, I'm absolutely
convinced that you are making history.
No one has done anything this bold,
imaginative, creative, and daring. To
bring this many strains of people
together who all believe in the same
kind of change...
Radical change is needed in our
society. It's just an amazing feat;
and I wish you the best of luck today
and especially tomorrow as you make
the decision whether to go backward or
forward.
RAMBLINGS by the Third Shifter
1 am Sunday morning (saturday nite) A
local cop comes in and buys a
crossword puzzle book and a jumbo pack
of gum.
"Long nite, eh?" I suggest.
"Hmm."
<car 3, respond to X st. broken down
vehicle> He turns up the volume on his
radio and concentrates. <check and see
if it's safety prob or not. Two black
youths>
He gives me the money and turns to
leave.
"Gotta roll," he says.
"Hey," I tell him, "If it's a black
kid and a Puerto Rican kid, take good
care of 'em. They're pretty cool. From
my hometown. They just bought 2 quarts
of oil off of me."
He grunted maybe; and left.
I hope my THOUGHT stuck with him. He
looked like your typical "Jewbeater".
---
NO!
--- by Refuse-Nick
*Aint gonna send no money down
when there aint no money to spend
aint gonna station no troops down
there
to kill someone else's best friend.
Aint gonna fight no foreign wars
dont even know what we're fighting
for
aint gonna fight no wars no more
we shoulda learned that in the 60's
*Cant justify no homemade fight
or jammin our philosophys down their
throats
cant rationalize no secret wars
we shoulda learned that in the 60's
*why cant we spend our money on things
that dont have to do with bombs n guns
why cant we send our food down there
instead we gotta act like the 60's
*in our efforts to show the world
how democracy and freedom can work
we find ourselves bossin people around
n advocating military states of war
*we find ourselves tied economically
down
we oughta get our noses outa the fire
so we dont get our fat nostrils burnt
we never ever learned from the 60's.
MEGALOMODEMANIA by Prime Anarchist
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This is ATI's first hardcopy issue.
ATI was born on an Atari personal
computer February 9th when I returned
from a New Jersey-Albany-NYC-
Providence stint which was a direct
result of the Rutgers Convention.
Other issues will come out as
needed. (you'll probably see us at a
few Dead shows, Terence D'Arby
concerts, and maybe a Celtics game
here and there)
But for the most part, you can only
get ATI online, using your modem at
Infomaniack BBS. (401)596-8338
If you feel you MUST DEMAND a
printout of the latest activity
online, send a SASE (a couple extra
stamps inside might be nice) to:
Marco
PO Box 1211
Westerly, RI
02891
USA
After interacting with so many
hundreds of freethinking fellow
humanoids I decided it's my obligation
to use everything I do in life to
positive ends.
Which means my guitar, my personal
computer, and my journalism skills had
to be sold back to Free America. No
more National Party Line letters to
the editors, groovy love songs, or
compuserve sex chats. It's time to
live an active life. With trouble
brewing in every single speck of our
Earth, these are the times for
activism.
It is time for ATI.
ati2
Notas Publisaris.
Two months have slipped by. Prime
Anarchist Productions has moved anudda
state over. We've been invited to the
Young Communist League's annual
convention next week at Amhearst
college. Well, PAP refuses to go NEAR
another college for two whole months.
From National Student conventions, CIA-
off-campus marches, benefits for
Guatemalans, lectures, divestment sit-
ins, and the usual class attendance,
this entity is about burnt out.
Besides, they want ten bucks to
"defray costs". That's not my idea of
communism. Plus: I dont think we
should scrap one lousy form of
government for still another lousy
form. I'd much rather work within and
without THIS one.
-pap-
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more exciting!!!)
For those of you who have no clue
what a bbs is all about, here's a real
treat. This month you get to spy a bit
upon one of Amerika's mostest elitest
hottest board's: Infomaniack. The bbs
that begot ATI-- Activist Times, INC.
One unique section to Infomaniack
Bulletin Board System that didnt hatch
til Sysop fled the Rhode Island nation,
in search of work and something to rag
on at General Dynamics, Eclectic Boat
Derision happens to B. the drug
section.
Titled "Ganja", it opens a forum for
all kinds of gab. Here's a look:
[Board: GANJA]
Msg # Reagan
Author BUBBA JONES
To All
Posted Sat 23-Dec-57 4:41:53 am
Actually, he was smarter than you give
hime credit for. First His Party
engineered the decrease in budget,then
when people noticed, the Great
Communucator (SATAN?) restored less
then was cut and came out looking great
while everyone else looked like crap.
The man is an embarassment!
Msg # ganja
Author yipster
To prime
Posted Sat 23-Dec-57 12:09:01 am
Reagan visited the Coast Guard
promising his full support in their
"war" against drugs.
Last January, he cut their budget
55%, and there s another 50% cut in
the making.
Msg # ganja
Author prime
To All
Posted Mon 24-May-88 2:02:51 am
By the way: This is the section for
discussing drugs. Here is the spot for
topics like NORML, a National
Organization for the Reform of
Marijuana Laws, High Times magazine,
and etc.
Today's hot topic is "Zero tolerance
law". Reagan's most recent pet baby
project. prime
Another g00d section is "PHUD",
phreaker's underground development.
Rather than "hear" a description; L00K:
Msg # trunks (elephants?)
Author panther
To All
Posted Sat 23-Dec-57 4:38:01 am
The following from a daily CAMA report
is a few 800 trunks that have had a few
failures...(but we all know a trunk is
not considered bad until 20 failures or
more)... so they should be
boxable...lots luck...
800 423 2600 800 552 0653
800 562 5108 " " 441 7681
346 7707 548 9468
289 2737 345 0008 <hehe>
523 3334 225 6380
321 1163 333 9098
541 4453 445 3152
621 0756 826 4225
562 6350
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. IN '88 .
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Msg # lod
Author Isaac Asimov
To Prime Anarchist
Posted Sun 22-Apr-88 9:17:30 pm
Marco,
Can you call John D and ask him to
call my board?
Zeshshsh
(sysnote: to this I had to respond
that I couldn't. There is no way I can
get ahold of John Draper. <I found out
later that his fond# is public
availability-stuff these days. He
called John himself>
Other things you can see online are
assorted ramblings; Political
discussion amongst all kinds of
different types of dweebs, schtuph
like that. In fact, Infomaniack even
hosts a local warboard where the yokels
can rag on each other and try to jerk
some tears out of their phellow man.
(sysnote <again> I know that's kind
of violent, but it's the first warboard
New London County has seen since 1986
when the SECCC crew saw the likes of
the Crotch Patrol, Verifier's early
spatramblings, Sue's spellcasting, and
assorted mean stuff.) This gives the
kids a "coffee house" to come chill out
agressively.
hehehe
Msg # leister times
Author sysop or something
To All
Posted Sun
22-Apr-88 7:18:54 pm
Hey all. I just got back from an
enjoyable afternoon in Leister (sp?),
Massachussets with my mom and my
cousin. We picked up Denise, and she
showed us around the campus. I got to
check out the library, (really small),
the police barracks, a 4foot by 9foot
old pump-house, and the dorms. Wow,
what a bunch of foxy freshmen and
sophomore girls.
At any rate, there was a swap meet
going on in the next town over, held by
the local chapter of Hell's Angels,
and there was a fair going on in the
next town from that held by the
Rotarians.
I love travelling. Seeing New
England is a really neat thing. In the
towns where my cousin's college is,
there are still those old fashioned
dugout types of things where you wait
for your bus if it's raining. Every
streetcorner had one. Neat.
p a p
/ / /
Msg # music
Watchin Night Flight. First time I've
seen that since about 1985. Good stuff.
They're doin an expose about the
1960's and how it's about to repeat.
I was talkin to A.H. the other day,
and he was discussing that very
phenomenon.
"We're repeating the 60's with our
clothes, our music, our poetry, our
rallies. How come we can't start
repeating the political thought too?
That's why I'm bringing back STEAL
THIS BOOK and DANCING THRU THE ICE
AGE. If all goes well, I'll bring back
WOODSTOCK NATION too."
Msg # ati
Author sysactivist
To All
Posted Sun 22-Apr-88 5:55:26 am
This is the ATI base. The online
magazine as soon as I get some
drivespace.
Hopefully it'll be a monthly tabloid
as soon as ...... ..... finishes
cracking the data disk to Newsroom.
Til then here's the place to discuss
TAP/YIPL, "Steal This Book" type stuff.
prime
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203-447-4600 2 digit messaging
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202-456-1414 Reagan's desk.
456-7639 Bush's desk.
203-536-0987 Loop checker generator.
202-363-1569 Robert Bork
703-951-8326 Louis Guiffrida
(extremely racist. first author of the
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206-428-1294 Always rings
212-677-2115 Always busy
212-564-4264 Back door to 1900
bridge (get a date over the tellie)
203-446-5324 Restricted phone of EB.
203-440-1023 Weird beeps. Any idea?
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-a review or two
"Welcome to the Jungle" -guns & roses
The name reminds me of the old metal
era. Taking something soft; offsetting
it to something extremely hard.
The song reminds me of the anarchy
to come in this future coming up. Are
they warning us of this summer? The
year of the Dragon? Hmmm. Or are they
just describing their tenement building
before they hit it big. Hmmm. Listen
to the lyrics; close your eyes. Name a
ghetto neighborhood near you-- they're
talkin about it.
The metal is good, the lyrics are
good, the producing/engineering is
adequate.
"Fast Car" -that black chick with
knotty hair.
The music was simple, the lyrics
straightforward, the video was
supersimple. The message is clear. Name
your favorite soup kitchen: close your
eyes. You live there, and want out.
Need wheels? Tune in MTV.
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The phollowing numbers will get you
an answering machine in the (203) area
code. Great for chain-fone-mail,
playing them their message, showing
off your guitar playing, etc.
442-4422 (all connecticut)
444-1825 444-6211 445-4954 536-2424
444-6855 443-4376 447-4600 739-8994
848-9256 443-8185 442-9806 447-2825
886-1483 739-3904 889-1326 739-0159
536-7960 449-1931 572-9913 536-9621
444-2262 887-9219 443-1712 599-4639
442-8579
Whelp, hope you liked this one. Last
issue was 2 big months ago. Hopefully
the next one will be within the month.
Watch for a "special Boilermakers
Strike issue". Should be a wild-raucous
summer. I'm excited actually.
This has been
ATI, Activist Times,
Inc.; the electronic version. (the
only way YOU can get it free)
bye-bye
ati3
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27July, 1988
This issue will be released august
3rd, but any subscribers will get it
early. Consider yourself elite. And,
by the way; if you are a lamer, please
erase this file before reading it.
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president and general electrician: .
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.fah-q, dos deferret, chevy driver,
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This particular issue is specially
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all bridges, master at none.
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----------- lamers. He thought he
could avoid being with
dweebs.
He figured people would be polite and
Mature enough to keep away from silly
"Tic-tac-toe-tones" You know, the
pound sign. But nooooooooooooooooooo.
Well, that's ok. I'll just get revenge.
That's all.
It's, no. It's... can it be??? it's,
Hmmm, it's...
SAMURAI PHONE PHREAKER!!!
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another oration
...............
Que es "free enterprise"?
Que es "central intelligence".
Intelligente del central?
Si! Si! Es mui facile.
Que es "political suicide".
El George Bush y el Manny Noriega
Esta en; que es, que es, how you say
"Cohort"? El medejeem columbian cocaine
Cartel.
Los drugs. Los drugs. Esta. Diga. Oye.
"Just say Noriega to drugs".
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An 800 number will cost you a little
bit for each call in to your place.
Isn't it interesting now that Pat
Robertson has run outa campaign money,
there is no toll free number to contact
the 700 club? Maybe the timing is just
perfect, but ATI suggests he used up
all the 700 club money to try and
become president of the United States.
Boy, people dont like Captain Zap too
much, eh?
516-751-2600 2600 magazine
202-456-7639 president's office
202-457-7970 cbs news, washington
213-935-1111 sweep tone test
313-424-0900 mich. bell cn/a
412-633-3333 at&t newsline, pa
619-375-1234 time & temp
800-222-talk talking yellow pages
800-526-3366 jam demo hotline
800-692-8766 watson voice demo
800-759-talk skytalk
800-877-4700 sprint weatherline
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536-0987 another sweeptone test
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The Chinese Government forces their
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The family of Li Quan Bong came to
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engineering. When he finished his PhD
in March of 1986 he filed an
application with the Chinese government
to stay in the US to continue 18 months
additional training. Then in May 1987,
his wife, Ping Hong became pregnant.
The Chinese government heard that she
was pregnant with a second child and
ordered them back to china so that she
could have an abortion. The Li's stayed
in the US and the chinese government
started harassing them. The chinese
Party has a set of rules regarding:
IUD insertion after one child,
sterilization after 2, and abortions
for women pregnant without official
permission.
The US is trying to make the Li's go
back to China saying they cannot "prove
a well founded fear of persecution
upon return" to China. The attorney
general has final authority in such
cases. You can make your opinion known
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sizes M,L,&XL. 11.85 covers
everything.
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PO box 21298
Washington, DC. 20009
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RUSSIAN TYPEWRITERS, Brand new Hermes
Portables. $175.
Jacob Sachs, 251 West 98th St.
New York, NY 10025.
(212)222-6683
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SELLING COPIES of Abbie Hoffman's
"Steal This Book." $7.95 + $2 shipping
&
Handling.
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PO Box 1211,
Westerly, RI. 02891
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NORIEGA/BUSH '88 bumper stickers.
$2 for 1; 7 for $10.
FYL
8315 Lake City Way, #207
Seattle, WA 98115
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NATIONAL MOBILIZATION FOR SURVIVAL
seeks phonebank coordinator to handle
all aspects of phone campaign plus some
administrative responsibilities.
Monday-Thursday 3-9pm. $8.50 per hour
negotiable. Offers paid vacation and
health benefits. (212)995-8787
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NONSOLICITATION PACT: I promise not to
solicit you with misleading junk mail
or annoying telephone surveys. Nor will
I sell your address to any other
services.
Send three dollars to: TMP, PO Box
488, LaHonda, CA 94040
. . . . . . . . . . .
My next door neighbor, Sarah, just
wrote me a quick poem in her head after
taking a quick look at my Bill Murray
styled bermudashorts.
-Too bad
-So sad
-Your shorts
-Are plaid.
Pretty good thinkin she's only 13
years old.
n n n n n n n
e e e e e e
a a a a a
t t t t
! ! !
! !
!
Eccentric fun at highrises. Record a
scream into a boom box and play it back
dropping it off the top of a
skyscraper. Do this around 8pm when
everyone's gathered around the
television. Families will hear,
"ahhhhhhhhhh" as some monstrosity falls
freely past their window down to the
street.
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NOPE, NoOne in Particular
Enterprises, presents:
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SMUGLETTS: adult oriented sniglets.
BOOBDEPOPINESS: when a wo-man's
nipples get erect in the cold.
SMELTCH: when a burp tastes just like
something schmells.
LOBLOTOME: to be kicked in the knutts.
TUNAFIED: when you can't get the sex
smell off your penis.
LOOKITUPINESS:the fear that AT&T will
charge u to call information
SICKMANIA: Thinking up smugletts at 5
in the morning on no sleep.
BUSHWACKING: selling arms to 3rd world
countries in exchange for drugz.
LEMELYDUYA: getting elected to a
position of power utilizing the broad
conservative sweep experienced under
Raygunomics.
PRANKING OFF: staying on the line when
a breather calls.
PLECTROMIZED: when your pick falls
inthe sound hole of your guitar.
N0-TOLERANTS: having a no drugs policy
when friends board your boat in
fear oflosing your first born to
Nancy's "say-no-police".
YANKOMATION: using an electronic
devicefor masturbatory praktice.
PUTZOHALT: stopping midstream at a
urinal when the guy mounting the next
urinal over looks your way.
LOOKZEPISSER: The guy that looks at
your pecker from the next urinal over.
OLLIFY: To destroy that which might
incriminate you.
COITUSAVOIDUS: To shy away from sex in
fear of aids.
POPAGROPIA: The mad rush to touch the
pope when he comes to your town.
$$
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$$
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$$$
$$$$$
$$
-ati5
SPECIAL ATI. AUGUST ISSUE II. THE OTHER
ISSUE. SPECIAL GENERAL DYNAMICS ISSUE.
8-7-88
FREE WILLIAM WINTERHOLER
William Winterholer has been busted
by local police for redialing the
scabline at General Dynamics. (see
enclosed story)
They are getting him for harrassment.
Isnt it amazing that if someone redials
you, police can do nothing? Isnt it
amazing that if someone pranks your
grandmother and nearly puts her in the
hospital, all AT&T asks is "did they
threaten any murders?" yet when a
defense subcontractor gets a prank
call, all they gotta do is ask???
Prime Anarchist Productions is
appalled that such a mockery of justice
can happen. We are asking your support
to help free William Winterholer of any
charges this friday. If he gets
punished in any way for this, you will
most likely see people getting jailed
for joybuzzers, shaken up pepsi cans,
and whoopie cushions.
Hell, you'll probably get the
deathpenalty for putting a kickme sign
on someone's back.
The line Winterholer was jamming had
NOTHING to do with national security;
it had no bearing on the actual
function of the shipbuilding facility;
and it certainly wasnt needed in our
struggle to kill communists.
The line Winterholer was jamming was
specially set up by president Tovar so
that potential scabbs could call in and
discuss quitting their union and go to
work breaking the strike.
Free William Winterholer.
He didnt do anything malicious.
Nothing lifethreatening; and basically,
it wasnt harrassing anyone. He
wardialed the scabline. If he didnt do
it; I would have.
-pap-
--need a ride? call harry's cab
442-4054
This issue is mainly about General
Dynamics. Although some other stories
follow, most of them are on that common
theme. Have fun. Read and enjoy. If all
else fails, spraypaint your local KMart
window.
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::Overheard At A ::
::Defense Subcontractor ::
========================
"Here. This is your login i.d. and
your password will be your badge
number".
.. .
. . .
. . .
. . .
. . .
. ... .
. . . . .
. . .
I put in my dime and begin a local
call. The thing clicks twice and the
operator bleeps in.
"Would you like the faster more
efficient service for an additional
fifteen cents?" she asked me. "No
thanks," said I. 10 cents is plenty.
And the connections have been fine
lately. She said OK, bleeped off, and I
heard two clicks. Suddenly I was
standing there faced with my dialtone
again. And I lost my dime too.
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/FEMA NOT AT GD/
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I have swept the entire plant at
General Dynamics, Electric Boat Div, in
Groton Ct.
Doing this, I proved myself wrong. My
original theory was that EB would be a
nice place to store blacks and
dissidents under the FEMA project.
A good look at EB showed me it would
be too difficult.
Although the buildings are all large
enough for such an evil venture, all
room's purposes are too set to rework
themselves for detention of humans.
Closest one would be the Midway, near
Bluff Point in Poquonnock Bridge part
of Groton. But again, I dont forsee it
changing from what it's currently doing
if martial law were declared.
This is a huge warehouse with 4 1/2
loading docks up front. The thing is
full of berrings, bolts, gyroscopes,
pumps, washing machines, and all the
other lincoln log parts that go
together to form a fast attack
submarine.
It would take too long to empty this
building out if you wanted to stuff it
with a bunch of people of color or
something.
If Connecticut has a concentration
camp participating in FEMA's lockemup
project, it is not Electric Boat.
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memos classified=
Bluebag items are classified and
clear bag items are general garbage
Here's a classified bit that truly
shoulda been clear:
"Sirs: Vender (not mentioning names,
naturally) assumed the defect was in
a non-working area; therefore allowing
to pass.
"Rejecting because all parts, working
and non-working, must pass inspect.
Time might necessitate a non-working
part to be used in the future.
--From a
defense contractor
QC dept to an
outfitter.
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)()a lennonism)(
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"Anyway, upon our arrival in the US,
we were practically met off the plane
by the "Mork and Mindy" of the
Sixties-- Jerry Rubin and Abbie
Hoffman-- and promptly taken on a tour
of
New York's "underground",
which consisted mainly
of David Peel singing about dope in
Washington Square Park. Jerry and
Abbie: two classic, fun-loving
hustlers. I
can do without Marx and Jesus."
John Lennon from
his book SKYWRITING
BY WORD OF MOUTH
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sticker found on telephone
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"Do not discuss classified
information," says the sticker on the
fone.
"This phone subject to monitoring.
Use of this phone signifies consent
to monitoring."
UNION STEWARD ACCUSED OF JAMMING EB
HOTLINE
Police Say Computer Used To Foul Up
Line GROTON-- City police have
arrested a union steward from Electric
Boat for allegedly using a computer to
jam phone numbers that EB established
to help strikers return to work.
William H. Winterholer, 31, of 57
Nathan Hale Road, Groton, has been
charged with harassment for allegedly
programming a computer to repeatedly
dial EB strike hotline numbers. The
computer calls made it difficult for
callers to get through to the company
for information, police said.
EB first began receiving the bogus
calls on July 25 and they contacted
city police.
"Workers were answering the calls,
but there was no one there," said
Police Chief Robert D. Laurie.
Police then called SNETco which
traced the call to Winterholer's
address, Laurie said.
Police obtained a search warrant and,
on July 28, found a computer terminal
in Winterholer's residence with the EB
strike hotline phone numbers visible on
the display screen.
The calls were coming in on all three
strike phone lines set up by EB, Laurie
said, "making it difficult for anyone
who legitimately wanted to call in to
get in on them," he said.
EB announced Friday in its newsletter
"Directions" that the hotlines are back
to normal.
Winterholer was released by police.
He is scheduled to appear Aug. 11 in
New London Superior Court.
Joseph W. Messier, president of the
striking Metal Trades Council, said he
could not discuss the incident. "I
don't really know that much about it,"
he said. "He (Winterholer) wasn't
operating on the behalf of any union."
Messier confirmed that Winterholer
was a union steward, but he would not
say to which union Winterholer
belonged. The MTC represents 10 local
unions at the submarine building
shipyard.
While the hotlines are designed to
answer a variety of questions from
striking members of the Metal Trades
Council, EB reported Friday that the
most common questions (267 calls) have
been from strikers who want to know how
to return to work.
The 10,000 member MTC has been on
strike since July 1. While the majority
of workers have honored union picket
lines, the company reported that 613
MTC-represented workers returned to
work in the yard on Friday.
The union went on strike 37 days ago
after EB refused to offer any wage
increases, proposing only lump-sum
bonus payments.
The company reported in its
newsletter that a first class mechanic
making $12.02 an hour has missed $2,500
in pay since July 1.
Both sides reported Friday that no
new negotiations are scheduled.
-pap-
(by the way, PAP hears the strike will
continue into 1989)
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800-424-9098 Defense Hotline
203-446-2535,3664,2929,6236,
3843,6289,2906,7202 partyline
(listen beyone the recording for your
friends havin a blast)
203-446-2200 have a scabb paged.
818-407-8900 phoneradio. entertainment
line. Keep calling. Very busy.
516-751-2600 2600 magazine, the
hacker quarterly
203-771-4920 SNOTCO we go beyone...
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800-222-TALK talking yellow pages
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$2 for 1; 7 for $10
FYL
8315 Lake City Way, #207
Seattle, WA 98115
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: PERVERTS AROUND US :
: -------------------- :
: by Fah-Q :
: special to ATI :
=========================
A week ago a Navy 1st class was
arrested by Groton Town Police for
molesting three 10 year olds.
One was his daughter and the others
were 2 of her friends who were spending
the night. Groton Town held him for 3
hours then let him go. He went to court
this week and received a restraining
order that disallows him from going
near his wife and kids for 6 months and
that's all he got. This was never put
in the local paper and the navy will
not release any info.
We got our info from the mother of
one of the girls. This and other sick
things have been going on in navy
housing this year. For instance, a 17
year old youth molested a 5 year old
infant seven times over a period of a
week, while he baby sat her. A 39 year
old molested a 12 year old. Yesterday
an 11 year old girl was kidnapped from
Hickory Drive by a male in a gray
mustang with yellow doors. If you get
any info, please give a call to 445-
9721; ask for Kelly Fogg.
Please join our neighborhood Pervert
Watch Program.
PWP is brought to you by PAP.
Fah-Q is editor and
copublisher of ATI.
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()()()()songlets by)()()()
()()()()()()()()()the)()()()()()
()Cheshire Catalyst()()()()
()()()()()()()()()()
AIRWAVE TO TELLIE
sung to the tune of Stairway to
Heaven by Led Zeppelin
There's a machine on the phone
If she answers I'm not home
And she's recording your voice for
the listening.
And it's said if you leave
Your name and a phone number
I might get it and return your
fone call.
If there's a reason you must reach me
And I'm not here.
There's a chance I might check in.
There's an amp by my bed
And it beeps real loud.
Your call relies on my muh-chine.
BELL PIE
To the tune of "American Pie"
Long, long, time ago,
I can still remember,
When the local calls were "free".
And I knew if I paid my bill,
And never wished them any ill,
That the phone company would let me be
But Uncle Sam said he knew better,
Split 'em up, for all and ever!
We'll foster competition:
It's good capitalism!
I can't remember if I cried,
When my phone bill first tripled
in size,
But something touched me deep inside,
The day... Bell system... died.
And we were singing...
Bye, bye, Ma Bell, why did you die?
We get static from Sprint and echo
from MCI,
"Our local calls have us in hock!
we all cry
Ma Bell why did you have to die?
Is your office step by step,
Or have you gotten some Crossbar yet?
Everyone used to ask...
Oh, is TSPS coming soon?
And ISDN will be a boon!
And, I hope to get a touchtone fone
real soon...
The color fones are really neat,
And direct dialing can't be beat,
My area code is low
The prestige way to go!
Back when we were at one rate,
Phone installs didnt cause debate,
About who'd put which wire where...
Installers came right out to you,
No "phone stores" with no ballyhoo,
And 411 was free-- seemed very fair!
But FCC wanted it seems
To let others skim long distance
creams;
No matter bout the locals,
They're mostly all just yokels!
And so one day it came to pass,
That great Bell System did collapse
In rubble now, we all do mass,
The day... Bell System... Died
So bye bye...
I drove on out to Murray Hill,
To see Bell Labs, some time to kill,
But the sign there said the labs
were gone.
I went back to my old CO,
Where I'd had my phone lines, years ago
But it was empty, dark, and ever so
forlorn...
No relays pulsed,
No data crooned,
No MF tones did play their tunes,
There wasnt a word spoken,
All carrier paths were broken...
And so that's how it all occured,
Microwave horns just nests for birds,
Everything became so absurd,
The day... Bell System... died.
So bye bye...
(Cheshire Catalyst, Managing Editor
of TAP magazine staged his own death in
1984 to avoid paying taxes. IRS is
charging his mom backtaxes for all the
income he would've made had he been
alive. His mom is sending the notice to
Guinness Book of World Records,
claiming that the IRS has the most
"Balls" of any mojor corporation in
America today)
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WCNI radio. Radical,
man. 91.1 New London
County's Onliest
Radio station.
Ground Zero
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-ati6
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Welcome to the August ATI. This actually came out AFTER the September issue.
Figure that one out. hehehe. This one is actually dated August 15th. It's the third one this month.
Again...
We have an addition to our staff.
EE - The Minuteman'll be checkin in
now and then. He's a contributing
editor.
So anyways, (where was I) hmmm...
EE is the new guy on the block. He
writes pretty good, so treat him
right,
ok? We got a really cool issue here.
/
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/ .
/ .
Fah-Q's / .
Corner/ .
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.
.There is a semi
blocking the road near the hospital
gate on the base. The driver of the
truck is in the hobby shop and the
traffic is backed up to the chow hall.
15 cars use a parking lot to go around
this truck to get off the base. A cab
(driven by me) goes this same route to
get off the base but as I'm going
through the parking lot a base security
car stops me. As he gets to the window
he says "Niggers and cabdrivers think
they are better than anyone else". He
then asks me for my licence. I had to
open the door of my vehicle to get my
licence out. He draws his weapon and
locks and loads it and says "get back
in the vehicle asshole". Me feeling
threatened and not wanting to be
cornered in the cab were he to get
trigger happy, I got all the way out
of the car and he held the weapon on
me then he put it away. I asked him if
he was hitler youth and when are they
getting the brown shirts and swastikas,
and refused to show him my licence
because he was not a representative of
the state of conn. He then tells me
that he is god on the subbase and he
can take my licence if he wants. So I
told him "come and get, but if I fall
down watch for a weapon when I come
back up". He gave me a ticket for
improper passing but he never got to
see my licence or reg.
So if you drive onto the new Nazi
training camp, errrr, I mean the sub
base dont pass anything even if it
means you park in the road for 2 days.
Last night I sat behind a security car
giving a ticket for 15 minutes.
He told me to go around; I said no
way, "I dont want to get a ticket" and
I sat there till he was done and
followed him up the street where I
left the base.
-f-q-
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:And now: a word from... :
: the commissioner elect :
: finally, a dude we can :
: all trust!!! :
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"Is there an available parking spot
in the back? I dont wanna be seen on
the street here. This city is fascist."
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= info following brought =
= on by a need for more =
= real information =) =
===========================
On 4 August, 1933, the new
chancellor
of Germany, Herr Hitler, had for the
first time received a delegation of
American Businessmen at Berchtesgaden.
It consisted of 2 men: Colonel
Sosthenes Behn and his representative
in Germany, Henry Mann. The meeting
was the beginning of a very special
relationship between ITT and the Third
Reich.
One Herr Schroeder and our Sosthenes
Behn had been found in 1945 in a
prison camp in France, wearing the
battle dress of an SS corporal. Both
worked for years as highlevel execs at
ITT after the war.
What lay behind this remarkable
transmogrification of Behn the
Hitler-supporter into Behn the Allied
hero? Part of the story is still
buried in secret files; but it's clear
that colonel Behn, at some stage of
the war, became very close to American
intelligence agencies, and that he
could perform useful services for
them, with his own private information
network.
While the justice department and the
FBI continued to distrust him,
military intelligence found him and
his telephones indispensible. In Latin
America, American agents were placed
in the ITT offices of Bolivia,
Paraguay, and Argentina, among others;
and Behn, on his visits to Europe,
could bring back information through
Switzerland and Spain about the state
of the Axis.
Neat, eh? Most of that is from a
document I sort of declassified. Er,
reclassified for them, would be a
better phrase, I guess.
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Need more points???
That's licence points.
If you feel you're not
getting enough DMV points
call your local police
department.
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EDITORIAL
VIEWS HEREIN DO NOT
NECESSARILY REPRESENT OPINIONS
OF THE STAFF HERE AT ATI; BUT
THEY MIGHT.
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
IT SEEMS Police officers follow
much different rules and regulations
than we must obey.
If you remember an editorial I wrote
about 2 months ago, a town police
officer made a precedent over the fone
saying "if it was the middle of the
night, and he wasnt a hazard to anyone;
he could go about 30 miles over the
speed limit, run stop lights, and
assorted other minor traffic
violations.
For the next 2 weeks or so, local police officers would pass by me at
the speed limit, and suddenly
accellerate to about 50 miles per hour
using their flashing lights for about
30 feet. That's about all they could
do to acknowlege they didnt like
my newspaper article, because I was
a pedestrian. And since I dont litter,
or jaywalk, things became uneventful
til I purchased a moped last month.
I've been pulled over more times in
the last month, than in my entire 9
years driving motor vehicles. Most
of the time they just take my licence,
look it over for identificaton, and
give it back to me in less than 45
minutes.
About 2am last nite I was pulled
over for running a stoplight. I'd
looked all around, saw there was no traffic, and since I was a hazard
to no one, proceeded thru. He gave me
a 50 dollar fine.
He then told me my drivers licence
was now his property as it was "very
expired". (It expired February this
year, and I'd been using it for ID.
Keep in mind how many times officers
have pulled me over and used it
primarily and solely for ID)
At any rate, he drove off with my
licence. I called the dispatcher and
requested special permission to have
my drivers licence back as it was my
only form of ID. He cleared it thru
his sargent, and told me the officer
would be by to pick it up.
I then listened over my scanner and
allowed the officer to "drop it off
when I get a chance". An hour went by;
so I called the dispatcher to ask if
he'd give the guy a ring,and that
things were busy.
An hour later, my licence came to
me. In both those hours the ONLY things
that came over regarding Groton City
were 4 "reg" and ID's, 3 routines at
Washington Park, 2 rendevous at West
Side junior high, and a striker
disorderly and drunk.
They cant say they were extremely
busy, the officer was obviously
dillydallying to spite me for going
over his head.
HE then told me in front of my
friends that if he hears my motor
running before Tuesday morning, he's
going to lock me in jail overnite,
confiscate the bike, and auction it
off. I stared him down with a
nonverbal "how-can-you-talk-like-that"
while my friend, Sean, got it all on
cassette tape. I then went off to
put my moped away. The officer went up
the road and rendevoused with his
backup. I walked over to his cruiser
to inform him that the bike was
locked and I had every intention of
renewing my licence first thing in
the morning. He did 0-50 in
about 8 seconds on a road that belongs
25 mph.
My friend later informed me that
"he's walking toward you. I think you
better get" came over the scanner
onto my cassette recorder.
Look, I'm shipping out this November
with the US Army to defend this seeming
"justiceless" country. Ten years from
now, I'll probably move back to this
county somewhere and bring up children.
I should hope that if I'm molesting
my 10 year old daughter, you'd lock
me up in jail instead of citing my 12
year old son for jogging on the wrong
side of the street.
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a--i--r-w--a--v--e-s-!-!-!--------
I just heard the marine band
operator do a major jamup!!!
"marine operator this is the
vessel 24051, I need to make a collect
call to suchand such a number".
"24051, what is your name?"
"24051, operator. that's the name
of my vessel".
"I need YOUR name 24051."
"Why do you need my name?"
"I've never heard of a boat with
all numbers before, I need your name."
"No can do over the airwaves,
operator. This is a public vessel,
and those are my call numbers."
"THEN YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO MAKE YOUR
CALL FROM A LANDLINE <CLICK>".
CAN YOU believe that??? That was
an "FCC controlled" operator. Gettin
snotty like that?
Wow.
DOWNLOADED FROM P-80 SYSTEMS......
-ati7
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all the print that's fit for newz.
8/28/88
Infomaniack bbs had a new sysop for
about 6 days. Her name is Pinky.
She'll check in now and then, but it'll
mostly be remote these days, as she's
hiding somewhere near navy housing for
a few months.
This issue comes about without its
contributing editors. I'll be the only
one writing for this. This may suck,
or it may come out good, but I'm on
a "roll", and I decided to put this one
out in 4 hours. So pick it up tomorrow
around 6am!!!
WWaArRnNiInNgG,, wWaArRnNiInNgG..
DDaAnNgGeErR,, dDaAnNgGeErR...
No. your duplex isnt screwing up.
That was to get your attention. A
chemist down at the local germ warfare
distributor just warned me about a
book he saw around my coffee table the
other day.
ANARCHIST COOKBOOK!!! Do not use it
for more than reading material,
inspiration, and fun without first
consulting with a physicist, chemist,
your local science teacher, or
some other form of drugz expert.
The chemical eqations are simply
infested with minor miscalculations
that just might be lethal. I dont have
the book near me right now (using the
laptop to publish this moment)
otherwise I'd cite an example, but
picture yourself following instructions
verbatim, and having to answer to why
you are missing your entire right arm,
and why there's a wick sticking out of
your elbow.
At any rate, if you use Anarchist
Cookbook, keep in mind that this
happened; whether purposely, or by
mistake.
IE: play carefully; but do play.
How to get a FREE meal at a
nice restaurant:
Impersonate a contest winner
Call them up and tell them their
brunch has been moved back a day
due to high traffic this week.
Then show up as them and prepare
to feast. Big 4stars rarely ever
ask for proof that you are who
you are.
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# THE INFAMOUS ATI #'S #
# SECTION!!!. LOVE IT #
# # #There ain't much # #
# # But what we got iz#
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"Where's that confounded bridge?"
Jimmy Page
Led Zeppelin
: - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - :
:- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -:
: 1-800-999-chat use your mc or :
: visa; or get one:
: .95 per minute. :
: journalizes :
: discretely to your card.:
: 1-800-999-2428 (same damn thing:
: can't you read a :
: touchpad??? hehehe :
: 1-800-344-4000 wallstreet news- :
: line. :
: 203-771-4920 SNETco newsline :
:
Flash!!! Fah-Q just walked in and
made his deadline. (Gee, I hope
Minuteman shows up. He's got about 2
hours left on his deadline, and he
doesnt even know it. hehehe)He has a
poem
for us. Right now, we're gonna
verify some of these #'s for ya.
A word on "550" chatlines. My
e-girlfriend worked a couple weeks at
one of the 550 chatlines. Her job was
to connect to the system and pretend
she was a female paying for the call.
She was also told she had to perform
phone sex if asked by a paying
customer. Although she enjoyed learning
a lot about fone stuff, she couldnt
handle sucking face over the phone.
Feel used? Some (most) of these girls
are being payed to act like your
newphound phrend. Makes you think about
the 603 bridge and Heidi, Dawn, Fawn,
Cheri, and Shauna, eh?
714-835-5111 Orange County Bell :
: newsline :
: 213-621-4141 southern cal. nline:
: 312-368-8000 chicago bell newz :
: 313-223-7223 Michigan Bell newz :
:
Pat Robertson told Dan Rather he will
definitely run for '92.
700 CLUB has made its budget quite
lean lately now that he lost the race
for '88. A call to their prayer line
used to be 1800-456-0700. You'll now
have to dial 1-ac-#. Bummer huh? You
gotta pay. He ran out of money.
Makes ya wonder what kind of money
the guy has used and/or intends to use.
God's money? His money? Your money?
412-633-3333 pennsylvania airline :
: newz :
: 414-678-3511 Wisconsin Bell newz :
:
New London, Ct. participates in
National Ski Patrol. Can you believe
that??? What a scream. There's NFW (No
....ing Way) to ski New London. There's
nothing here. Can you believe spending
money for something that'll never be
used??? You can tune them in at
155.340 on your scanner when in
southeastern connecticut. What a trip,
eh? Well, then again, with the US
Government, that comes as no major
surprise, eh?
Stingray from Jersey gives us this
one: He was minding his own business
working as night shift front desk
clerk at the local hotel when a guy
calls him.
"Hello, this is ... ... with abc
Credit card company, and we're checking
for fraudulent cardz. Could you read
me back the last few cc #'s in your
series???"
Stingray says this seems to work best
on immigrant type people. He speaks
hardly any english and felt that may
have set him off and made him
ready to believe anyone.
516-234-9914 some New York info :
: line. :
: 518-471-2272 New York bell info :
: 01-507-64-5353 major lopez. :
: 28-5166 Manuel Noriega :
: 717-255-5555 'nudda Pennsylvania :
: news line :
:
: :
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RE: General Dynamics.
If companies throughout the US are
pulling off this Blitz Krieg the lump
sum in leu of cost-of-living increases; They're basically showing that
rather than moving away
from the need for strong unions, we
are beginning to need them much again.
We made a move away from union
necessity in the late 50's and 60's
when the powers-that-be started
behaving. Just when unions start feelin
it's ok to disband soon; Reagan goes
and brings us back to the 1920's where
we needed watchdogs like the teamsters,
AFL-CIO, MDA, MTC, boilermakers, etc.
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JUST BECAUSE I CAN'T GET BUSH DONT
MEAN I GOTTA GO SCREWING BIRDS.
or
Quayle, Quayle. Why you buggin.
Why is the press going after every
picqune little thing they can get on
Big Yupster, Dan Quayle?
I mean, if he was screwing sheep
or AIDS infested Englishmen, that's one
thing, but a 17 month mistake on his
resume? Serving his country's mainland
rather than forcing our beliefs on
other countries? Being almost as rich
as Bentsen? Gimme a break. Find
something substantial, guys; or shut
the phuch up.
It's time we faced the facts, guys.
The press is going after Quayle
because they cannot get direct proof
on Bush's activities with the CIA,
Manuel Noriega, and the drug dealers
of NYC, Massachussetts, etc. They can
only enter in court that he was FRIENDS
with Noriega? Baloney.
Bush phunded Noriega's Cocaine Cartel
for months, years, and we're gonna vote
him in so he can phund it for
decades!!!
It is time for Fah-Q's corner
/
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/
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:
I feel that the Amerikan :
public is gonna vote in '88 :
the way Massachussetts voters:
voted in '60. They're gonna :
weigh the issues, read the :
press, then march right in the polls
and vote for the best looking candidate
KIDS GAMES S.K. (c)1988
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The world it spins
and grass is green
The birds fly
and children cry
Here come the clouds
Dark they block the day
Rain falls
Mud is everywhere
Children seem not to notice
that the end is near
"Mommy, why are you crying?"
"Daddy, why must we leave?"
And the baby smiles
"Attention, attention. This is an
emergency broadcast"
"Daddy, can we play a game?"
"Take cover, prepare for nuclear war"
"Mommy, is it dinner time yet?"
And the baby laughs
"30 minutes til impact" (midnite)
"mommy.... mommy... mommy?"
"Daddy? Where's mommy?"
And the baby learns the truth
Pain, fear, nothingness.
And a child writes
Dear Peace
Where did you fall?
The world is in termile
Cant you hear us?
We scream our hearts out
Dear War
Can you go away?
Peace wont see the light
When war, it wants to fight
These are the letters
Sent out in vain
war took over long ago
when peace took the train
Dear Freedom
What do you need?
Is it a helping hand?
Or do you want Peace?
Dear Leaders
Listen to our cries
When we wanna be directed
You fill our eyes with lies.
Dear Love
Why forsake the people
do our hearts have to lament?
Memories we soon forget
Dear Loneliness
It's all give and take
the more we try for happiness
the more loneliness we make
Dear Dreams
see the light of day
no matter how long we cry
the nightmares wont go away
To whom it may concern
out there
the heart and soul still bleed
give away for nothing
and the world, it shows its greed
''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
'by spk. (Fah-q) dedicated to'
' Tina. the love of my life '
' '
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FEMA COULD BE E.B.!!!
In one of the issues, we told you that
FEMA mission cant be carried out at
Electric Boat division of Gen Dynamics
???
Well, guess what? They just got
approved to build a house sized
incinerator to burn classified docs.
Hmmm. Guess what those incinerators
resemble greatly? Can you spell stove?
Sorry to make any Jewish people
shudder. I got a shiver up my spine
too.
"Oops, sorry. Didnt mean to accidently
push that second class citizen in
there. Anyone need any rope, or
lampshades?"
I'm not saying I like Morton a lot,
But here's a few quotes from the
guy that show a true thinker is there:
* There is no way to seperate the
poverty issue from the race issue.
* We've got to free black people and
other minorities, and the way to do
that is to give them a truly equal
opportunity to compete.
/by the way, August is the /
/anniversary of Anne Frank's/
/arrest. Something to think /
about... /
* I am sick and tired of the liberals
proclaiming that they are the only
people in the country concerned about
civil rights.
* When today's liberal says blacks
cannot take care of themselves, he
is exhibiting his hidden racism.
* people cannot take care of
themselves?
* Baloney!
* It is up to us to give them an
equal opportunity to take care of
themselves, then step aside to let
them do it.
/by the way. Mort, Mort, Mort is /
/right now, staying a week at the/
/appollo theater in Harlem. He /
/promised he'll have an answer by/
/the end of the week. I doubt he/
will have quite that, but he's /
certainly doing what he does /
best: getting people talking. /
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. . .o.n. .a. .m.o.r.e. . . . . .
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. .p.o.l.i.t.i.c.a.l. . .n.o.t.e.
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Abbie Hoffman says get October's
issue of Playboy magazine if you
wanna know the real truth about
George Bush... The man who might be
president.
The way Abbie's talking, this might
be the nail that tucks the guy in.
Then again, if no one cares to read it,
things might go on biz-as-usual. But
read it. I think old wimpus George is
gonna have a LOT to answer to.
And if I know Abbie, we mean a LOT!!!
Some Wild
Tyke Always
Runs To
Indiana Carrying
Kilroy Happily
Eddified.
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You guessed it. Strikewatch is still
going strong. And as long as Poland's
going nuts, Korean students are flippin
out, and EB workers are asking the
Teamsters for their help, Strike watch
will be tabulated daily.
date, northgate, main, engineer, south
15) 0 14 10 4
16) 1 12 13 2
17) 3 7 8 5
18) 2 9 10 4
19) 1 4 1 0
20) 4 4 8 12
21) 3 4 5 6
22) 6 3 3 3
23) 6 25 15 18
24) 3 5 8 3
25) 6 3 6 0
you past 4th grade??? YOU DO THE MATH.
I'm sick and tired of averagin em out.
:well, ok. this has been:
:ATI-7. Hope you liked :
: it. Look for the next :
- - issue sometime around - -
. middle of september when .
. we: .
. 1) interview Hypatia .
. Lee... .
. 2) announce the .
. loss of the .
. philipines as .
. a listening .
. post... .
. 3) show .
. you .
. how .
. to.
. .
. build a mortar
that'll blow up a condo; when the bomb
is just the size of a watch battery...
4) run our fingers thru Morton Downey's
hair...
or
5) Drink beer at the Silver Bullet.
Where the hell IS that place
anyways???
-ati8
HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY
HEYHEYhey, hey, hey, it's ATI!HEY
HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY
3/Sept/88
That's right!!!
September's issue is already out.
And it looks like we're gonna be coming
out every two weeks. Yup. We're
pumpin em out like seawolfs. At any
rate, you
caught the special mid-august issue,
entitled "specati.doc" right? That one
is
dedicated to government
subcontractors. If you dont have it
already, get it.
Potent stuff.
ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD
ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD
ADD ADD ADD an addition ADD ADD!!
ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD
ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD
We have an addition to our staff.
EE - The Minuteman'll be checkin in now
and then. He's a contributing editor.
Congratulations, E; you've
***hold on, gotta hit EB***
Something came over on the scanner.
Wow, dont have to go anywhere. They
pulled
the guy over right in front of my next
door neighbor. Apparently the guy beat
up a striker.
What's a "44"? He gave the address
too. He doesnt mean a backup, does he?
They already have two cruisers out.
Hmm... Maybe he means a tow truck. The
registration is apparently invalid.
Yupper, I guess it's a tow truck.
Hmmm. The
car hit a picketer at Electric Boat.
Hmmm. Apparently the guy wasnt hurt.
They
knocked over his sign; that's about
it. Officer's talkin about bringin
two of
them to jail. They told 4 kids to beat
it, and called for a towtruck.
"How're we s'posed to get to New
London?"
"Not our responsibility," says the
officer.
"Fuck." They leave up the hill.
The backup left, but now another
cruiser shows up. Maybe they DID mean
reinforcements instead of a towtruck.
At any rate, I'm just ramblin. This
seems like it'll make good copy. If I
hear any more on the scanner, or out my
window, I'll holler.
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So anyways, (where was I) hmmm...
EE is the new guy on the block. He
writes pretty good, so treat him right,
ok? We got a really cool issue here.
Have fun, and until next time, "oye
como
va" -carlos devadip santana
--tranaslation???
"you gotta hear how it goes". Boy isnt
English concise???
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:And now: a word from... :
: the commissioner elect :
: finally, a dude we can :
: all trust!!! :
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Welcome to the world of licence
supension.
That's what the letter that
Department of Motor Vehicles sent me
said. At the
end of the letter there was a number
to call if I needed any info. Well, I
called the number and got a recording
that said the number was disconected. I
called the local DMV to get better
info-- they told me to call the same
disconnected number as was on the
letter.
Well after the run around, I decided
to go to Whethersfield (about 1 1/2
hour drive) for info.
Once at Whethersfield, I went to the
info desk to ask some questions. The
lady there said that she could not
give me that info because I didn't
need to know it.
I asked another lady there the same
question and she said that she didn't
know and that i should call the info
number and guess what???
You got it-- it was the same one as
on the letter. So back to square 1.
I am planing to run for the job of
commissioner of moter vehicles. I've
had
so many tickets that i can answer any
questions someone might have and I
won't
have to shrug my shoulders and say
call the number on the letter.
Oh, and the question i asked at DMV
in weathersfield???
"Who do i talk to about getting my
licence back?"
Fah-Q (the soon-to-be commisioner of
motor vehicles)
Fah-Q is assistant editor,
co-publisher, and resident chief of
electronics. He is also sysop of Den
Of Eniquity Bbs. He sits on the Board
of Directors of the following
corporations: NOPE, PAP, and PWP- the
Pervert Watch Patrol, a newly founded
group to stop dirty old men from
doing stupid things that make America
in general look bad.
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* FOREIGNER ABROAD? *
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by
EE -- The Minuteman
Well, here's the situation:
My uncle has 3 children (all born
in the United States) and a wife (born
in the same southern Asian country
that he was born in). He came here to
study
and study he did. He finally lands a
half-way decent job in his field of
study. Having headed from home some
10,000 miles away he flies back,
leaving
his wife and children behind here. He
resolves the family problems there and
decided to fly back to the United
States.
STOP.
The US government embassy tells
him that he can not fly back until they
validate his VISA. He shows them his
VALID VISA and for further support
tells
them that his three children are US
citizens. The embassy says it will
take a
few weeks to a month for them to
validate his VISA and his children.
In the mean time he loses his new
job because of his forced stay. They
later
validate his VISA and children and
allow his passage to the United States.
COMMENTARY:
Essentially the government did
not believe his VISA as being a valid
VISA. This does not enrage me as much
as not believing that his children are
indeed his. From what my grandfather
said: he, my uncle, did absolutely
nothing to provoke this action...he
was calm and peaceful. When he
contacted
his employer there was nothing he
could do. I am not trying to condemn
the
U.S. in this respect, but I am simply
trying to say that this certain type of
red tape we can all do without.
(PRIME NOTE: Wow, Minuteman. That's
a drag. And for you, that one really
hits
home, know? Hmm. I did a little lookin
into this, and only found this:
According to Sam Gejdenson,
Connecticut Congressman, our border
people had
gotten really feisty since Iran gave
us problems a couple years ago. I know
One
thing: There's a group monitoring
government's compliance to a new law
that
makes it impossible to deny a visa due
to race, creed, or political views.
Anyone who's feelin harassed can call
Susan Benda at 202-544-1681 or Gail
Pendleton 617-227-9727.
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PAP's Top-10 Research topics for
your term paper, thesis, or phd.
1) Behn's Responsibilities to ITT
2) ITT's Responsibilities in WWII.
3) Just how Important/powerful is the
Attorney General???
4) Avis-Rent-A-Car's Relationship with
ITT.
5) ABC's relationship with ITT
6) ITT handles ticket sales via modem
for the US Navy.
7) ITT now owns the second insurance
company ever started, Hartford
Insurance
Group.
8) Does Russia have Phones, and can
You call Legally??? Without the
Operator
being there???
9) After WWII, ITT had to give $200M
worth of telecommunications devices
to Russia.
0) Mr. "Schweppervescence" Ogilvie has
Interest in ITT? I thought he was
Just "Joe Madison Avenue"???
Ogilvie and Mayers supports the
War effort???
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= info following brought =
= on by a need for more =
= real information =) =
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On 4 August, 1933, the new
chancellor of Germany, Herr Hitler,
had for the
first time received a delegation of
American Businessmen at Berchtesgaden.
It consisted of 2 men: Colonel
Sosthenes Behn and his representative
in
Germany, Henry Mann. The meeting was
the beginning of a very special
relationship between ITT and the Third
Reich.
One Herr Schroeder and our Sosthenes
Behn had been found in 1945 in a prison
camp in France, wearing the battle
dress of an SS corporal. Both worked
for
years as highlevel execs at ITT after
the war.
What lay behind this remarkable
transmogrification of Behn the
Hitler-supporter into Behn the Allied
hero? Part of the story is still buried
in secret files; but it's clear that
colonel Behn, at some stage of the war,
became very close to American
intelligence agencies, and that he
could perform
useful services for them, with his own
private information network.
While the justice department and the
FBI continued to distrust him, military
intelligence found him and his
telephones indispensible. In Latin
America,
American agents were placed in the ITT
offices of Bolivia, Paraguay, and
Argentina, among others; and Behn, on
his visits to Europe, could bring back
information through Switzerland and
Spain about the state of the Axis.
Neat, eh? Most of that is from a
document I sort of declassified. Er,
reclassified for them, would be a
better phrase, I guess.
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+ Update: +
++++++++++++
conversations with officer Turgeon
brought this about the car in
question: The
person didnt get struck. They hit his
picket sign. The same car nearly hit
the
same picketer the same time last week,
according to Turgeon.
CASTRO DECLARES WAR ON AMERIKA GROTON
(APWN)--
Ron Apiceli, owner of Ron's Guitars,
has just done the lowest thing of his
career yet.
A guy walks into Caruso Music Inc,
in New London (Ron's prime competitor)
wishing to purchase a PA system. He
knows exactly what he wants right down
to
the name brand because it was
something that he came across the
river for--
Ron's didnt carry that line.
The guy receives a phone call, so
Rich Caruso has the fella paged. The
guy
has a conversation to this effect:
"Wharl, goshk Ronnie. I just bought
one here. Yeah, used my mastercard n
everthin. Hmm... We already wrote up
the sales slip. Oh, you have a used one
there for less? Hmmm. Well, this one's
guaranteed, I guess. Must be worth the
difference. By Ron."
"Just out of curiosity," asks Eddie,
one of the sales guys down at Carusos,
"was that Ronnie Apicelli you were
talkin to?"
"As a matter of fact it was".
Can you believe that? Of all the low
things Ron has done to me, to you, to
most of New London County's bigger
musicians; you'd never dream he'd do
such a
thing, would you?
Hmm. Well, after the damage was done
from my previous campaign against Ron's
Ripoff Realm, I'd decided I would be
less agressive with things.
Instead of "Hey, go to Caruso's,
Ron's an asshole", and "I cant believe
you
shop there. He's a ripoff," and
"Better have eyes in the back of your
head",
and "dont feed the guitar repairman";
I figured I'd be more subtle and
straightforward.
"Check out the prices, then be sure
to check out Caruso's", "I hear Carusos
carries an item like that too", and
"here, lemme make a quick phone call
for
ya; I think I can find you a better
price across the river", became
fashionable.
Well, if Ron Apiceli wants to start
playing headgames again, he can. But he
better not cross me again. I'm just
growlin now. Not plannin anything
major.
But come over that chainlink
electronic fence, and look out.
Isnt it interesting this keeps
repeating itself each time he moves
from one
building to another?
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August 15, ATI will be announcing
the appearance of Jesus Christ
Incarnate.
We have met him at Norwich State
Hospital. Complete with long hair, full
Michalangelo facial features, and
everything; this guy looks identical
to the
catholic church icons across the world
throughout history. When we asked him
if
he was Jesus Chist, he was quoted as
saying, "Oh me oh my". And he smiled.
We will be touring the states with
him making him available to anyone
who has seen 2 miracles and is holding
on for their 3rd miracle
allowing them sainthood. There will be
a nominal fee to defray the cost
of pulling this off.
We plan on making this a fullfledged
accepted religion, and will gladly take
donations so we can set up pews, and
get ahold of some offering plates, and
all
the necessary ointments, and incenses,
and satellite dishes so as to compete
head to head with the other
televangelists. (We'll be more than
happy to make
appearances on your show, if you help
us timeshare airtime on major networks.
These things get costly you know.
Hell, put us on CBN. ) Heck, we'll
even start
a 650 club. Just falling short of
Pattie's 700 club. Or maybe we'll even
call
it the 710 club, and hire pat too)
In fact, I think Mr. Incarnate will
announce his candidacy as president of
the US on the Legitimate Party. At
any rate, we need to check and see how
hard
it is to attain tax free status, so
dont send in donations yet.
Now, it appears that the Virgin Mary
is claiming she will show a miracle on
the same day, (15th).
Do not believe this, as Mr.
Incarnate told us his mom doesnt speak
publicly
since Jimmy Swaggart recently used her
entire gender in vane.
Mr. Incarnate, has announced that he
is seeking out a place for his first
appearance, but he has his eye on the
Bethlehem, Connecticut MacDonalds. He
has
invited Ronald MacDonald, as well as
King Herb of BK to lunch. Other new
wave
disciples are expected to be recruited
this week. Hang out by the fishing
boats.
Film at 11.
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We saw this letter to the editor in
our local newspaper and are appalled
that
there might be more than a handful of
people out in this world that feel that
way:
In response to the gentleman who
wrote saying joggers should be
licensed. I
couldn't agree more, but he didnt go
far enough. In addition, a special
state
department bureaucracy should be
funded to register and licence
children who
use the roads to go to the candy store
and library and for other useless
pursuits.
We have this to say:
Why dont you take it even further,
and be more to the point.
Declare martial law throughout the
US and have a noon to noon curfew. We
find it funny that George Orwell has
only missed by about 3 and a half
years.
Well that's it for this month. Hope
you liked it. And expect another next
month. If this is your first issue,
request the 4 others. They're online at
Infomaniack and Den of Inequity. Grab
em there.
Later,
this has been a p a p
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production.
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ISSUE: 10
11 actually came out before this one.
We waited a great deal of time for
this one while attempting to unscramble
it with a sector editor. This was going
to be our second 80 column issue, and
our first Amiga issue, but I guess it's
back to the old 8bit atari.
Oh well. ()()()()()()()()()()()
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A lot of people are complaining about
the ascii formatting of my T-Philes.
Most people ask what kind of commodore,
err, computer I use. Yes, I have an
old 8bit atari, but that isn't the
problem at all. I found out an hour
ago that it's my modem. And my dip
switches look like this:
>-----------------<
alligator : alligator
clip : clip
bell
wire.
AND I'M NOT TOUCHIN 'EM UNLESS SOMEONE
LENDS ME A 12 OR 24 HUNDRED BAUD
MODEM IN CASE I SCREW IT UP BIGTIME.
The only other complaint I'm hearin,
is the 40 column format. I'm sorry, but
until EVERY computer hosts 80 columns
I will publish at 40 columns. If you
want an 80 column issue, get out your
favorite text editor or word processor.
At any rate, if you find yourself
unable to read these issues, try
downloading them another way, or from
another board. Some sysops have
changed the format using some program
that's out there. When I find out what
the name of the program is, I'll
publish it here, and/or publish names
of boards now and then where it's
formatted properly.
FLASH!!! WHO IS THE BAND THAT DID
THE REMAKE OF LED ZEPPELIN'S "LIVIN
LOVIN MAID"? Sounds like Fatboys, but
it sounds awesome.
NOTAS MUSICAS!!!
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To the tune of "Frito Bandito"
commercial: Aye, Aye, Aye, Aye.
Your mother sucks chrome
off a bumper hitch.
When stuck between two lousy choices
ie: Bush/Duke, US/SU, Coke/Pepsi,
MacDonalds/BurgerKing-- I always say
choose BEER
----.
Then instead of having
to come up with a 4sh&C[L[$Y,@iLWWDZ,TKW.KR+$,X7 simply say,
"Dunno, I was cocked".
"Little" Steven Van Zandt told me
last April that SPIN was really about
the only worthwhile RockRag to check
out any more. I guess he was just as
angry with Hit Parader, Cream, and
Rolling Stone as I was. I didnt
notice so obviously until this month.
(sept 88 issue) (the one with Traci
Chapman on the cover... you know, the
black chick with the nappi hair)
Anyways, here's a few thoughts from
various musicians I decided to
highlight for you in case you cant get
out and steal a copy or buy it maybe.
(I did)
HOLLY NEAR: If you write a generic
peace song that just talks about peace
and kindness, there is more of a
tendency for them to be accepted than
if you really propose solutions or if
you put forward some kind of analysis
of what is causing war or racism or
sexism.
You saw that when Little Steven was
doing much more specific things about
south africa. It was alright to feed
the africans, but when we talked about
actually wanting the africans to
liberate themselves and take control
of their own countries, then it was
less of a hit than the humanitarian
concept of just feedin the poor african
peoples.
BILLY BRAGG: For some artists, being
political is what sells their record,
for good or bad. Certainly my
audience is based on political stuff.
Nobody ever asks me what guitar strings
I use or what I was doing in my next
video. They all want to know when I am
going to think of a good rhyme for
"socialism".
PETER GABRIEL: I really hope young
people get a sense that they CAN make
a difference in what is going on. I
think that isthe most important thing-
that they dont feel victims of the
world; that they feel in charge of the
world, because it's theirs to inherit.
NONA HENDRYX: to me, the basic problem
is to continue. Not only for the artist
to do it but the audience or the people
who are listening to stay involved. Not
only on the large level, but on the
small level, in your community, your
neighborhood, your state.
MERLE HAGGARD: was always necessary.
From the time I was in the fourth, 5th
grade, it would be on my report cards,
only the teachers would call it staring
out the window. But what I was doing
was trying to write songs.
JACKSON BROWN: A door was kicked open
with Band Aid and Live Aid so that you
saw a little bit of the rest of the
world. Then the door opened a little
further when you saw that there was
apartheid in south africa. Now the door
has really been kicked wide open
because you see that our government is
involved in a lot of things like
selling arms to Iran, trading arms for
hostages, and diverting money
illegally to wars that really can only
be called private wars now.
LITTLE STEVEN: In the media, that's
where the battle is. that's where the
communication is going on -- where
the public opinion is going to be
effected. That's were education is
going to take place.
Any of you who attended the
Rutgers Conventin last spring will
remember the seminar called Media,
Modem, and Music put on by Abbie
Hoffman, Marc Greenberg, and Little
Steven. They dealt with a revolution
in the music industry,
(and moreso the WHOLE media industry)
saying a major change was on its way.
These quotes, and many others in last
month's SPIN just grabbed my attention,
and made me think that change might be
already powerfully on its way.
(especially if you heard any of Traci
Chapman's other (pronounced "not played
on the radio statons)) songs.
At any rate, I didnt mean for this
article to make sense as a whole. It
was more or less a collage, of musical
stuff that might get you grabbin your
acoustic; or hopefully your million
watt marshall stack. cause this shit
has GOT to get out.
s/
prime.
FAH-Q'S CORNER.................
you.
are.
brought here.
to you .
by AAA .
.
Well here we are in Indianapolis. ATI
had to go on vacation and just get
away from the local secret service...
I mean the police. This place is great.
I am checking for 1800 divertors from
my hotel room.
You can do all kinds of schitt from
a hotel room phone. When we checked
in they never asked for id so I told
them I was Phillip Regular. They gave
us a room in the exec section when I
told them I ran a newspaper. The room
cost 33 a night with a bottle of wine.
Well to get back to the phone. In this
hotel they have a system that can dial
direct to another room, just by dialing
a 3 digit number. Well when I checked
in the clerk told me I had to dial 0
and tell the desk I wanted an outside
line. Well there is no dialtone on
these fones, so it must be dead til you
dial a #. Well I was in 136, and my
friends were in 135. I dialed their #
to tell them to wake up. When they hung
up I got a dialtone. I dialed 0 for the
desk but instead I got an operator from
Indiana Bell. I called the office to
get a printout of all the calls from
this room and they said there WERE no
calls. I dont know how that happened
but I'm uploading this phile from the
fone in my room right now and I'm not
paying for it, I can assure you.
rosto
We found the rastafarians here in Indy.
They are hanging around the courthouse
handbilling. I lost mine, ut it said
along the lines: laws for pot and
the constitution grants freedom of
religion, and their religion called for
weed. So they should be able to use it
in religions practice. They have been
fighting for reform for 5 years here
in indy because there is a big order of
jamaicans and others who practice here
in indy.
?
I asked crash to marry me lastnite. She
said yes. We will tell you when the
wedding is. If I get everything set and
get an apartment and stuff, the Prime
Anarchist'll be the best man. I havent
told him yet, so you know before he
does.
Goodbye from Indy
the next trip will be to
hawaii on my honeymoon
so listen for the hula issue
Fah-Q
Live from INDY.
Oh, the speed limit here is 65. For
those of you who live in a 65 zone, the
cops'll let you get away with 75-80
most of the time. They set their radar
at 82 so you have a 17 mph leeway.
bye
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Saw a neat ad on TV for Citibank
(criminals they are!!!)
It was a customer discussing her
card's abuse, and how helpful citi-
corpse was thru it all. They told her
she wasnt responsible for the $200
amigas, sneekers, fonesex, etc, that
likely showed up on her fonebill.
"Had it been another company besides
citibank, it would've been ME doing the
talking..."
Ha.
As if some other company would be
different. Gimme a break. YOU ARE
RESPONSIBLE TO THE 1st $50 OF FRAUD
AND THAT'S IT!!!
To report a lost or stolen card,
call 1800-336-0046. I say call them
at least once a day. Make up some
names and addresses.
"I dont remember the account #; can
you look it up?"
FLASH!!! I JUST DIALED IT AT 5AM AND
GOT NO ANSWER. GAVE UP AFTER 130 RINGS.
IMAGINE THAT. MY CARD GOT STOLEN AND
I CAN'T GET AHOLD OF THEM TO CANCEL IT.
GIVES MY BURGLAR THAT EXTRA TIME TO
PLAY AROUND WITH my CARD!!!
Put those detectives to work.
SUGGESTION OF THE MONTH: above
cigarette machines and stuff in all the
stores, you'll see APPLICATIONS to
credit cards, motor clubs, vacation
getaways, magazines, and assorted
stuff. (especially citicorpse stuff)
Send in about 30 or so. Blank?
Inaccuracies? Full of swears? etc...
IF YOU FIND MISTEAKS in this
publication, please consider that they
are theyre for a purpose. We publish
something for everyone and some people
are always looking for mistakes.
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"Ah thawt ahz aw uh chevronnnnn..."
516-922-wine Jackie the jokester's
Dialajoke. Been up since
Yipl/Tap started out.
215-820-3542 hear the prime anarchist's
voice. Please dont leave a
message on THAT box. He
can no longer retrieve
'em.
800-874-2369 (box 5212) Codesline
second most agressive
to date.
805-681-5550 (5095) 3rd most agressive
codezline (FLASH)(WENT
DOWN WITHIN THE LAST HOUR)
516-751-2600 2600 Magazine (the hacker
quarterly) voice number.
800-999-club have your credit card
ready to set up your own
personal mailbox on CLUB's
voice messaging system.
Trivia type stuff:
Since 1935, Parker Brothers has
produced nearly 3,000,000,000 little
green houses for its Monopoly game.
A mailcarrier, injured after stopping
a rolling car from running over an
elderly woman, was reprimanded by his
superiors for engaging in "an unsafe
act resulting in personal injury".
Introducing Vice President George Bush
at a fund-raising dinner, Wisconsin
Governor Tommy Thompson proclaimed,
"It's time for the Bush pregnancy to
begin".
. . . . . . . . . .
. some . . people.
. .are. . just. so.
. . . stupid. . . .
. . . . . . . . . .
About 4 months ago I ran a dial-a-joke
with one of the PAP phone lines. Every
day I put up a new joke or two and it
was pretty radical. I had some weird
responses I'll tell you.
There was one subtle one where I
spoofed an operator and assumed
everyone would get the joke, but some
people flaked out. It went, "You have
reached Dial a Joke. All of our jokes
are currently busy, but if you please
hold, the next available joke will be
right with you. Guess what?
These three girls waited there for
half an hour for the "next available
joke". My machine got to eavesdrop on
a 30 minute conversation between these
3 girls about goldfish, boys, money,
school, and assorted other boring stuff
Well this one takes the cake, and
I've decided to reprint the transcript
for you. This one is NOT 30 minutes,
it's just 3 minutes, cause I switched
my machine over after that 30 minute
fiasco.
This girl (they sounded like navy
wives) had her friend call my machine
on three-way, and after the beep, they
started gabbin about the machine. She's
really creative. the girl gave me
credit for 3 jokes I NEVER once put on
my machine. I guess she couldnt
remember what the jokes were, so she
made them up.
My machine message that day went:
"You have reached Lingering Linguini
Pasta Shop. Flour you doing? Dough go
away, we'll be right back. Just leave
your macaroni on medium high heat; and
we'll return the flavor. Thanks for
cooking. Ravioli. Ha. I kill me.
Here's what they said. (southern
accents) "It's paaaaaaaasta." "nice,
huh? The last one? He changes it
every now and again, ok? Last one I
called. He goes-- he was singin about
the EB's. You know. Bein on strike? He
goes EB'ers, boy this is the pits, and
if you dont believe me, you can eat
this shiiiiiiiiiiit."
'N then he was singin, n he goes
well this is the story that's all I
have to tell, n if y'all dont like it,
you can all go to hell. (she's laughin
hysterically now)
Where did you get this numbuh?
It was on this bank. The bank of
barney? And someone stuck it on the
bank of barney. So I said what the
hells dialajoke, so I ripped it off
'n brought it home.
And anyway, he was talkin about it.
and it sounded cute, right? so I said,
well, damn. I'm gonna call this number
every now and then and find out what
he does, cause, see? he changed it
again. He changed it wver, cause last
time it was the EB'ers, and this one
was about Pasta. I wonder wht the next
one's gonna be. hahahaha.
I like the ending though. God I kill
myself.
Ha! I kill myself. hehehe
Ravioli, heh heh heh.
Anyway, it was cute. This cute little
talkin machine. He changes it every
time that makes the secone-- or third,
time he's changed it. Oh, and one, he
was talkin about his wife. He goes, Oh
boys, bat down the hatch, I'm gonna go
see my wife and get me some snatch. And
I'm goin Oh my gawwwwwwwwwwwwwd. I let
Chuck listen to that one; he wuz
laughin? And he expects you to leave a
message after hearin that.
that's silly.
I'd like to know who he is.
Oh, he's stupid. I coulda done
something to that and made a hundred
bucks; but I turned it down.
what did you do?
<Then the 3 minute message limiter
cuts em off>
That drove me crazy. They called
early in the morning when I was just
starting to wake up too. And I couldnt
figure out what was goin on. But when
I played it back I figured out one had
the other on 3way, and they had no
idea the machine was recordin them
talkin about it.
What a scream.
This has been ATI ten. Keep in mind.
eleven and 12 came out before this
issue, but this was meant to be ten,
so we're keepin it that way. Hope you
enjoyed. Later.
HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY
HEYHEYhey, hey, hey, it's ATI!HEY
HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY
3/Sept/88
That's right!!!
September's issue is already out. And it looks like we're gonna be coming
out every two weeks. Yup. We're pumpin em out like seawolfs. At any rate, you
caught the special mid-august issue, entitled "specati.doc" right? That one is
dedicated to government subcontractors. If you dont have it already, get it.
Potent stuff.
ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD
ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD
ADD ADD ADD an addition ADD ADD!!
ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD
ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD
We have an addition to our staff. EE - The Minuteman'll be checkin in now
and then. He's a contributing editor. Congratulations, E; you've
***hold on, gotta hit EB***
Something came over on the scanner. Wow, dont have to go anywhere. They pulled
the guy over right in front of my next door neighbor. Apparently the guy beat
up a striker.
What's a "44"? He gave the address too. He doesnt mean a backup, does he?
They already have two cruisers out. Hmm... Maybe he means a tow truck. The
registration is apparently invalid. Yupper, I guess it's a tow truck. Hmmm. The
car hit a picketer at Electric Boat. Hmmm. Apparently the guy wasnt hurt. They
knocked over his sign; that's about it. Officer's talkin about bringin two of
them to jail. They told 4 kids to beat it, and called for a towtruck.
"How're we s'posed to get to New London?"
"Not our responsibility," says the officer.
"Fuck." They leave up the hill.
The backup left, but now another cruiser shows up. Maybe they DID mean
reinforcements instead of a towtruck. At any rate, I'm just ramblin. This
seems like it'll make good copy. If I hear any more on the scanner, or out my
window, I'll holler.
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So anyways, (where was I) hmmm...
EE is the new guy on the block. He writes pretty good, so treat him right,
ok? We got a really cool issue here. Have fun, and until next time, "oye como
va" -carlos devadip santana
--tranaslation???
"you gotta hear how it goes". Boy isnt English concise???
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:And now: a word from... :
: the commissioner elect :
: finally, a dude we can :
: all trust!!! :
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Welcome to the world of licence supension.
That's what the letter that Department of Motor Vehicles sent me said. At the
end of the letter there was a number to call if I needed any info. Well, I
called the number and got a recording that said the number was disconected. I
called the local DMV to get better info-- they told me to call the same
disconnected number as was on the letter.
Well after the run around, I decided to go to Whethersfield (about 1 1/2
hour drive) for info.
Once at Whethersfield, I went to the info desk to ask some questions. The
lady there said that she could not give me that info because I didn't
need to know it.
I asked another lady there the same question and she said that she didn't
know and that i should call the info number and guess what???
You got it-- it was the same one as on the letter. So back to square 1.
I am planing to run for the job of commissioner of moter vehicles. I've had
so many tickets that i can answer any questions someone might have and I won't
have to shrug my shoulders and say call the number on the letter.
Oh, and the question i asked at DMV in weathersfield???
"Who do i talk to about getting my licence back?"
Fah-Q (the soon-to-be commisioner of motor vehicles)
Fah-Q is assistant editor, co-publisher, and resident chief of
electronics. He is also sysop of Den Of Eniquity Bbs. He sits on the Board
of Directors of the following corporations: NOPE, PAP, and PWP- the
Pervert Watch Patrol, a newly founded group to stop dirty old men from
doing stupid things that make America in general look bad.
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by
EE -- The Minuteman
Well, here's the situation:
My uncle has 3 children (all born in the United States) and a wife (born
in the same southern Asian country that he was born in). He came here to study
and study he did. He finally lands a half-way decent job in his field of
study. Having headed from home some 10,000 miles away he flies back, leaving
his wife and children behind here. He resolves the family problems there and
decided to fly back to the United States.
STOP.
The US government embassy tells him that he can not fly back until they
validate his VISA. He shows them his VALID VISA and for further support tells
them that his three children are US citizens. The embassy says it will take a
few weeks to a month for them to validate his VISA and his children.
In the mean time he loses his new job because of his forced stay. They later
validate his VISA and children and allow his passage to the United States.
COMMENTARY:
Essentially the government did not believe his VISA as being a valid
VISA. This does not enrage me as much as not believing that his children are
indeed his. From what my grandfather said: he, my uncle, did absolutely
nothing to provoke this action...he was calm and peaceful. When he contacted
his employer there was nothing he could do. I am not trying to condemn the
U.S. in this respect, but I am simply trying to say that this certain type of
red tape we can all do without.
(PRIME NOTE: Wow, Minuteman. That's a drag. And for you, that one really hits
home, know? Hmm. I did a little lookin into this, and only found this:
According to Sam Gejdenson, Connecticut Congressman, our border people had
gotten really feisty since Iran gave us problems a couple years ago. I know One
thing: There's a group monitoring government's compliance to a new law that
makes it impossible to deny a visa due to race, creed, or political views.
Anyone who's feelin harassed can call Susan Benda at 202-544-1681 or Gail
Pendleton 617-227-9727.
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PAP's Top-10 Research topics for your term paper, thesis, or phd.
1) Behn's Responsibilities to ITT
2) ITT's Responsibilities in WWII.
3) Just how Important/powerful is the Attorney General???
4) Avis-Rent-A-Car's Relationship with ITT.
5) ABC's relationship with ITT
6) ITT handles ticket sales via modem for the US Navy.
7) ITT now owns the second insurance company ever started, Hartford Insurance
Group.
8) Does Russia have Phones, and can You call Legally??? Without the Operator
being there???
9) After WWII, ITT had to give $200M worth of telecommunications devices
to Russia.
0) Mr. "Schweppervescence" Ogilvie has Interest in ITT? I thought he was
Just "Joe Madison Avenue"??? Ogilvie and Mayers supports the
War effort???
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= info following brought =
= on by a need for more =
= real information =) =
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On 4 August, 1933, the new chancellor of Germany, Herr Hitler, had for the
first time received a delegation of American Businessmen at Berchtesgaden.
It consisted of 2 men: Colonel Sosthenes Behn and his representative in
Germany, Henry Mann. The meeting was the beginning of a very special
relationship between ITT and the Third Reich.
One Herr Schroeder and our Sosthenes Behn had been found in 1945 in a prison
camp in France, wearing the battle dress of an SS corporal. Both worked for
years as highlevel execs at ITT after the war.
What lay behind this remarkable transmogrification of Behn the
Hitler-supporter into Behn the Allied hero? Part of the story is still buried
in secret files; but it's clear that colonel Behn, at some stage of the war,
became very close to American intelligence agencies, and that he could perform
useful services for them, with his own private information network.
While the justice department and the FBI continued to distrust him, military
intelligence found him and his telephones indispensible. In Latin America,
American agents were placed in the ITT offices of Bolivia, Paraguay, and
Argentina, among others; and Behn, on his visits to Europe, could bring back
information through Switzerland and Spain about the state of the Axis.
Neat, eh? Most of that is from a document I sort of declassified. Er,
reclassified for them, would be a better phrase, I guess.
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+ Update: +
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conversations with officer Turgeon brought this about the car in question: The
person didnt get struck. They hit his picket sign. The same car nearly hit the
same picketer the same time last week, according to Turgeon.
CASTRO DECLARES WAR ON AMERIKA GROTON (APWN)--
Ron Apiceli, owner of Ron's Guitars, has just done the lowest thing of his
career yet.
A guy walks into Caruso Music Inc, in New London (Ron's prime competitor)
wishing to purchase a PA system. He knows exactly what he wants right down to
the name brand because it was something that he came across the river for--
Ron's didnt carry that line.
The guy receives a phone call, so Rich Caruso has the fella paged. The guy
has a conversation to this effect:
"Wharl, goshk Ronnie. I just bought one here. Yeah, used my mastercard n
everthin. Hmm... We already wrote up the sales slip. Oh, you have a used one
there for less? Hmmm. Well, this one's guaranteed, I guess. Must be worth the
difference. By Ron."
"Just out of curiosity," asks Eddie, one of the sales guys down at Carusos,
"was that Ronnie Apicelli you were talkin to?"
"As a matter of fact it was".
Can you believe that? Of all the low things Ron has done to me, to you, to
most of New London County's bigger musicians; you'd never dream he'd do such a
thing, would you?
Hmm. Well, after the damage was done from my previous campaign against Ron's
Ripoff Realm, I'd decided I would be less agressive with things.
Instead of "Hey, go to Caruso's, Ron's an asshole", and "I cant believe you
shop there. He's a ripoff," and "Better have eyes in the back of your head",
and "dont feed the guitar repairman"; I figured I'd be more subtle and
straightforward.
"Check out the prices, then be sure to check out Caruso's", "I hear Carusos
carries an item like that too", and "here, lemme make a quick phone call for
ya; I think I can find you a better price across the river", became
fashionable.
Well, if Ron Apiceli wants to start playing headgames again, he can. But he
better not cross me again. I'm just growlin now. Not plannin anything major.
But come over that chainlink electronic fence, and look out.
Isnt it interesting this keeps repeating itself each time he moves from one
building to another?
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August 15, ATI will be announcing the appearance of Jesus Christ Incarnate.
We have met him at Norwich State Hospital. Complete with long hair, full
Michalangelo facial features, and everything; this guy looks identical to the
catholic church icons across the world throughout history. When we asked him if
he was Jesus Chist, he was quoted as saying, "Oh me oh my". And he smiled.
We will be touring the states with him making him available to anyone
who has seen 2 miracles and is holding on for their 3rd miracle
allowing them sainthood. There will be a nominal fee to defray the cost
of pulling this off.
We plan on making this a fullfledged accepted religion, and will gladly take
donations so we can set up pews, and get ahold of some offering plates, and all
the necessary ointments, and incenses, and satellite dishes so as to compete
head to head with the other televangelists. (We'll be more than happy to make
appearances on your show, if you help us timeshare airtime on major networks.
These things get costly you know. Hell, put us on CBN. ) Heck, we'll even start
a 650 club. Just falling short of Pattie's 700 club. Or maybe we'll even call
it the 710 club, and hire pat too)
In fact, I think Mr. Incarnate will announce his candidacy as president of
the US on the Legitimate Party. At any rate, we need to check and see how hard
it is to attain tax free status, so dont send in donations yet.
Now, it appears that the Virgin Mary is claiming she will show a miracle on
the same day, (15th).
Do not believe this, as Mr. Incarnate told us his mom doesnt speak publicly
since Jimmy Swaggart recently used her entire gender in vane.
Mr. Incarnate, has announced that he is seeking out a place for his first
appearance, but he has his eye on the Bethlehem, Connecticut MacDonalds. He has
invited Ronald MacDonald, as well as King Herb of BK to lunch. Other new wave
disciples are expected to be recruited this week. Hang out by the fishing
boats.
Film at 11.
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We saw this letter to the editor in our local newspaper and are appalled that
there might be more than a handful of people out in this world that feel that
way:
In response to the gentleman who wrote saying joggers should be licensed. I
couldn't agree more, but he didnt go far enough. In addition, a special state
department bureaucracy should be funded to register and licence children who
use the roads to go to the candy store and library and for other useless
pursuits.
We have this to say:
Why dont you take it even further, and be more to the point.
Declare martial law throughout the US and have a noon to noon curfew. We
find it funny that George Orwell has only missed by about 3 and a half years.
Well that's it for this month. Hope you liked it. And expect another next
month. If this is your first issue, request the 4 others. They're online at
Infomaniack and Den of Inequity. Grab em there.
Later,
this has been a p a p
/ / / and NOPE
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