The Wild Thing BBS Matchmaker




                       The Wild Thing BBS Matchmaker
                            Questionaire....
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This questionaire was designed as part of this BBS to get users to know one
another....  There will be limited sexual questions and please keep it
somewhat clean....

                                               -Sysop-


Enter your handle on this BBS (note: if you wish to use a handle and do not
have one, enter what you want your handle to be and leave a comment to the
sysop as to the change of handle.... Then the next time you log on, you
log on as your handle)....

:1) What is your handle?

@2) What is your birthdate?

3) What are your favorite hobbies???
 
                a. Sports (athletic competition)
                b. Sports (on sofa, beer in hand)
                c. Outdoors Activities
                d. Music, Songwriting
                e. Watching TV
                f. Swimming
                g. Calling BBS's
                h. Computers
                i. Other (explain)

:pick as many as necessary and explain "I" if chosen....

4) What kind of schedule do you keep??
 
                 a. Day person
                 b. Day person who parties all night
                 c. An afternoon/evening (swing shift) person
                 d. A night owl
                 e. I forgot
   
:Pick one and press return
       
                          Statistical questions....

:5) Are you male or female?


:6) How tall are you?


:7) How much do you weigh?


:8) What color hair do you have?


:9) What color eyes do you have?



The following questions are very personal to a point.... You may decline
to answer any of the following questions if you so desire....

;10) Are you "happily" married?

11) What race are you?

          a. White / Caucasion
          b. Hispanic
          c. Native American
          d. African American
          e. Asian American
          f. Oriental
          g. European
          h. Other
          i. I plead the 5th!

;pick one and press return

;12) What do enjoy doing for fun?

13) Describe your appearance... Rate yourself on a scale of 1-10... Explain...

                        10. Absolutely breathtaking!
                         9. I have won several beauty contests
                         8. I have won a few local pagents
                         7. I look pretty good in the mirror
                         6. Well, I have seen better days before
                         5. I have a great personality to make up for
                            the lack of superb looks....
                         4. Well, it's not halloween anymore....
                         3. Ut oh!!!  Something is toast!!!
                         2. Paper bag ideas are getting better
                         1. The moon's craters are nothing!

;choose 1 and press return....

14) Females only....  What size are your breasts? (males hit return)

             a. Small
             b. Medium sized
             c. Big
             d. enormous (DD's and above)
             e. Dolly Parton ain't got nothing on me!
             f. Bigger than Dolly!?
             g. I plead the 5th!
             h. I am not female, next question

;choose 1 of the above and press return


;15) What is your ultimate fantasy?


Briefly enter any comments you wish to leave now about yourself... You are
;limited to one line....




Thank you for supporting the Match Maker Q-air.... To browse another person,
simply read the file sfmain.ans out of the file area.... Reply to whomever
you like.... 

                                                 -Sysop-

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