Taglines
I love happy faces! Don't you?
Where we operate at a 90ø angle to reality
I'm grinning from 'ere to 'ere
{COMMO} {COMMO} COM doobie do down down
Dogs, Cats, Criminals.
This side up
[0mThe [30minvisible [37mtagline.
! Not on your life !
!!!ereh fo tuo em teG !!!pleH
!edis gnorw eht morf siht ta gnikool era uoY
!enif tsuj si gnihtyrevE
!enilgaT siht edisni deppart m'I !pleH
" Every little BYTE helps "
" Go 'head and steal my tagline it flatters me."
" If All Fails, READ THE DOCS ! "
"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
"Alaskan Visuals" by A. Roaring Boring Alice
"Are you saying we should tax... Thingy?"
"Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?"
"At last I'm organized", he sighed, and died.
"Beam me aboard, Scotty!" "A 2x4, sir??"
"But the pusher don't care / If u live or u die"
"Call waiting", great if you have two friends
"Conclusion": the place where you got tired of thinking
"Dok-tor - oowoo oowoo"
"Don't use our trashcan, it's only for apples!"
"Ensign Pillsbury? He's BREAD, Jim!"
"Floggings will continue until morale improves!"
"Florence of Arabia" -- feminist camelmanship
"Garlic roll, Barnabas?" "Garlic? Aieeeee!!"
"Ground Beef" -- A Cow With No Legs!
"He's dead Jim."
"Here Bunny, Bunny, Bunny..."
"Hi, my Goldfish looks just like yours!"
"Hit me again, I love it!" Soddam Hussein
"How can you be so deaf with those huge ears?"
"I am a doughnut." --John F. Kennedy
"I said a BUD LIGHT." - J. d'Arc
"I wish I'd stolen that tagline." "You will, you will!"
"I'm Having A Ball Doing Nothing At All"
"If it works, don't mess with it" school graduate
"If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster..."
"In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye..."
"Modem," said the gardener when he'd finished the lawn
"Monopoly? No, we just don't want competition" --Intel
"My favorite color? Red. No, BluAAAAAHHH!"
"NO KILL I" - HORTA
"Not a problem."--Parker Lewis
"Oops." -- Richard Nixon
"Paid off"? What does that mean?
"Put knot yore trussed in spel chequers!"
"Question and die", sayeth the CZAR!!!!
"Quick and Dirty Program" is only half right.
"Quiet"...is an impossibility these days...
"She's so fat that when she sings, it's over."
"Socialism and Nazism is the same." - Adolf Hitler
"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar" - Freud
"Sometimes you just have to say 'What the heck'"
"Take my Worf......please"-Data
"Tell me, is this Heaven?" "No, it's Iowa."ÿ
"The abstract means nothing to me!" Rorschach.
"The more RAM you have, the better", M. Chambers
"The pen really is mightier than the sword!"
"These are not kid gloves, Mr. Valiant"
"This sentence no verb." - Douglas R. Hofstader
"Toto, I don't think we're in DOS anymore..."
"Wanna byte my bit?"
"We're Going North Like Hell"
"What is your favorite color?" "Blue - no - yel"
"What's 'e matter w' that thing?" - Scotty
"Yes dear, one more star WILL fit on that collar
"Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" - DRH
"You shouldn't have anymore problems..."
"You're good, kid, but as long as I'm around..."
#define flame_retardant I know you are, but what am I?
$$$$$$$$ Money is the root of all wealth $$$$$$$$
$1000 reward for finding this man:
& <:======= -Snake stalking ampersand
'C' What?
'Cause that's the way the computer crumbles.
'Personal hygene is the key to success'- W. Nels
'til you come back to me, that's what I'm gonna do...
(!@&*#%^!#%) Censored by GAWD Himself...
((((((((HYPNOTIC))))))))((((((TAGLINE))))))))
(((((This message in Stereo where available)))))
(1) Ignore (2) Retry (3) Abort (4) MeltDown
(A)bort (F)ail (T)oss computer across room
(A)bort (R)etry (I)nfluence with large hammer
(A)bort (R)etry (S)ue
(A)bort, (R)epent, (I)gnorant?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (G)rab_Hammer
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (K)ick system?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (S)orry I Asked!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)ell it
(char *)lie = "brown";
(D)inner not ready: (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza
(huskily) Oh, yes! Scan me NOW! ºÞº³º³Û³ºÝ³ºÝ³³
(takeoffs == landings) ? win() : lose()
(W)indows,(I)cons,(M)ice,(P)ointers,(S)heesh!
(øUø) What are you lookin' at??
* * * WELCOME HOME THE TROOPS * * *
* *TAKE A KID CAMPING THIS SUMMER* *
*** TAGLINE BAN IN EFFECT IN THIS CONFERENCE ***
**** Nothing Follows ****
************ áeta testers are CRAZY! ************
**FLASH** Everready Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
*- I read it on the Continuum -*
*Who WAS that masked mailer?*
- A RAM is a terrible thing to waste.
- BBSing: Files, folks and fun.
- FOR SYSOP USE ONLY - Do not write below this line.
- How're you going to do it? Upgrade It!
- Q: 386+387? A: 486-8K
- The Def. of Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
- This space for Rent -
- this space intentionally left blank -
- Thou shall not kill.
- ¯ Most people deserve each other! ® -
- ¯ Time is forever -- a diamond is only temporary ® -
- ¯ Today is cancelled due to lack of interest! ® -
-- Nature always sides with the hidden flaw! --
--- There's ALWAYS one more bug! ---
--- A naked man fears no pickpocket ---ÿ
---- Who do you call to exorcise software ?? ----
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->BOREALIS is where I'm at.
... Ensign, Engage!
... So it is Written, So Let it be Done!
......<-Stealth Tagline
...and all the children are above average
...and in between are the doors.
...and never, ever cut a deal with a dragon.
...and that is how we know the Earth is banana-shaped
...and they lived happily ever after.
...and this is your brain with a side order of bacon.
...but have you tried PRUNES?
...going where no clusters have gone before.
...Now where did I put that fire extinguisher?
...only a test. Had this been an actual tagline...
...square root,cube root,log of pi;let's go get'em RPI!
...whose food is night, winter, and death.
.aixelsyd evah t'nod I ,aN
.ASM programmers drive stick shifts
001010010010101101010101000010010101011011010101
0x2B || !0x2B -Hamlet
1 + 2 = 3; Therefore, 4 + 5 = 6.
1 Minute Shut Mouth Worth 1 Hour Explanation
11th Commandment: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's tag
1912 - U.S. Income tax enacted to tax wealthiest 5%.
1991 - The Year of the Palindrome
1st Law of Thermodynamics: Go to class!!
2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
2 wrongs don't make a right - but 3 lefts do!
2 wrongs don't make right but 3 rights make left
2+2=3.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
2+2=5... It HAS to, the computer says so.
20 years experience.... or 1 year repeated?
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, Hmmm.....
3 x 10^8 m/s. Not just a good idea, it's the law
43% of all statistics are worthless.
43.3% of statistics are meaningless!
4Dos, without it your PC is broken!
4Sale, braille dictionary like new, must see 2 appreciate
50 states, and I had to pick this one...
5¬" hard is better than 3«" floppy.
667: Satan's neighbor...
69, 714, 2112 : Sex, drugs, and Rock and Roll!
74% of all statistics are made up on the spot
80 meg hard drive...5 megs free...
90% of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.
: FORTH CREATE program that DOES> what is needed . ;
:) :D :O :( :[ ;) 8) B) :> |I :P =) :S :B :] :\
:-) I don't wanna, I don't wanna.....Aw zipit kid...(-:
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<F6> - Add Tagline
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>> If you can't be offensive WHY BOTHER? ÿ <<
>>THE PS/2!<< IT'S! hummm, uhhhh IBM COMPATIBLE!
`1234567890-=\qwertyuiop[]asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~
A "PROGRAM" is used to turn data into error messages.
A .45 beats a royal flush EVERY TIME
A bird in the bush can't mess in your hand!
A bird in the bush is better than one just overhead.
A bird in the bush....HURTS!
A bird in the hand is a big mistake.
A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
A bottle of wine, boudin rouge, and her!
A bug is a feature that didn't make it into the manual.
A cat a day will keep the Salmon away!!
A chicken is an egg's way of producing more eggs.
A classic is a book that is praised but not read
A clean, neat, desk is a sign of a sick mind.
A clear conscience is merely the result of bad memory.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
A cynic smells flowers and looks for the casket.
A day without sunshine is like night.
A Dirty Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste
A fate worse than death: To be married alive.
A fool and his money are my best friends!
A fool and his money are soon partying!
A fool and his money is my kind of customer!
A friend in need is a pest indeed.
A girl a day keeps the wife away.
A GOOD friend KEEPS the surplus zucchini!!
A good pun is its own reword.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
A little greed can get you lots of stuff
A little inaccuracy saves a lot of explanation.
A Long Nose Is Forever.
A man forgives only when he is in the wrong
A man serves best, when he serves himself.
A man who steals his neighbor's wife is not alone
A mind is a terrible thing to taste.
A nuclear war can ruin your whole day...
A Penny earned is a Penny owed (Probably to Uncle Sam)
A penny earned is Cheap labor..
A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out
A penny saved is a Congressional error
A penny saved is a penny.
A penny saved is a penny earned. The rest is the IRS's.
A Penny saved is a Penny earned. The rest is Uncle Sam's.
A penny saved is not worth very much.
A penny saved is ridiculous.
A penny saved is worthless.
A pill a day keeps the stork away.
A poor excuse is better than no excuse! <grin>
A pretty .GIF is like a melody
A programmer's work is never done. <Sigh!>
A Qmodem is a happy modem!
A right delayed is a right denied.
A rolling fat woman gathers no flour.
A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago.
A STOIC brings the baby; a CYNIC is where you wash it.
A stumble may prevent a fall.
A Tagline is a terrible thing to waste.
A turkey roast is a foul ball...
A USRHST-world's most powerful modem-feeling lucky- punk?
A virtuoso is a musician with real high morals
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
A Warriors Drink -- Well that Explains a lot.
A wholesome mind is wasted potential.
A wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn
A wok is what you throw at a wabbit.
A*C, who said A*C?
A: I don't know and I don't care.
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!
aaaoooggghhh......aaoogghhh......DIVE! DIVE!
Abandon all hope, ye who press ÄÄÙ here
Abandon all hope, ye who press enter here.
Abandon hope, all ye who <ENTER> here!
ABORT: Drivel filter is compromised!
Above all things, reverence yourself
Abstinence is a good thing if practiced in moderation
Accidents cause people.
Acetone = What you do in exercise class...
Advice is a dangerous commodity.
Affirmative action rewards underachievement.
After dinner, he said, "Your modem or mine?"
AGGHHhhh, 4 AM Already!
Ah come on, just this one last little feature
Ah-ooooh, where was the thunder?
AIDS -- The Plague Denied by the ACLU the AMA and man!
Ain't nerd-life grand?
Ain't Winter Grand?
Ain't WP Macro's *FUN*...!!!
Air bags...Inflation we can live with!
Air controllers nightmare: A pack of F-117s landing.
Air pollution is a mist demeanor.
Albatross!
Algol is not just a star
Alimony: the fee a woman charges for name-dropping
All animals are equal, some more than others.
All for one and one for ONE!
All generalizations are false
All hope abandon, ye who enter messages here.
All in a days work for "Confuse-a-Cat"
All left-handed people, please raise your right hand!
All men are born equal. The tough job is to outgrow it.
All mimsy were the borogoves
All other boards have no RIME or reason...
ALL PRICES INCLUDE POSTAGE IN THE U.S.
All programmers want arrays.
All right, we'll call it a draw.
All sysops are not user friendly!
All the world is indeed a stage... Shakespear
All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
All's well that ends.
All's well that ends well - E. A. Poe
Alright degenerates. I want this place empty NOW!
Always a tag line!
Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
Always forgive your enemies. They -HATE- that!
Always question Authority; oft venal and rong
Am I wise, or otherwise? <grin>
Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound
America: log on or log off
Amityville - A good Place To Be From - Far From!
An Electrician gets into people's shorts!
An electrician worries about current events
An Elephant Is Just A Mouse Built To Gov't Specs!
An expert is someone from out of town.
An optimist is a guy without much experience...
An ounce of pretention's worth a pound of manure...
Anarchists of the world-- UNITE!!
Anarchists unite!
Anarchy is against the law!
And God said: E = «mvý - Zeý/r, and there was light!
And if I come again I will receive you unto myself!
And if Iraqs primary export was broccoli?
And now for something completely different!
And on the seventh day He took an aspirin.
And shun the frumious Bandersnatch
And so with vorpal sword in hand
and sometimes the bear eats you.
And the men who hold high places...
And this is what you do for fun.
AND, it frees my palm to do other things!
Animal Testing = Animal Suffering..
Another bit of knowledge from the Hollywood Typographer
Another font of knowledge from the Typographer
Answers: $1, Correct answers: $5, Dumb Looks: FREE
Antenna coupling: insect foreplay
Anti-Mickeys of the world: Unite
ANTIQUE STRIPPER TO DISPLAY WARES AT STORE
Any body seen my tagline...?
Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
Any job worth doing is worth complaining about.
Anyone could do it with manuals...
Anyone who remembers the 60's...wasn't there.
Anything free is worth what you pay for it.
Anything that can go wr ... # ^% Bus Error -- Core Dumped
Apathy Error: Don't bother striking any key.
Appreciate me now - and avoid the rush.
Arabs wear turbines on their heads
Are CD's really the Pits?
Are Cheerios really donut seeds?
Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
Are RAM chips better than EWE chips?
Are thunder thighs produced by "eat" lighting?
Are we having fun yet?
Are you after MY pervert award or what??????
Are you sure (N/N)?
Are you talking to me (ø¨ø)...?
Aristotle was all wet!
Artificial intelligence. Natural stupidity.
Artificial Intelligence: The other guy's opinion.
As confused as a termite in a yo-yo
As easy as 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716
As your Doctor I advise you to drink heavily.
ASCII and it shall be given unto you.
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it
Ask others for help and be in debt forever!
Asphault = Proctologist's malpractice insurance
Atheism is a non-prophet organization!
Atheistic dyslexics don't believe in dog
Auntie Em: Hate you,hate Kansas, aking the dog.- Dorothy
Author of "Lead, follow, or get outta the way."
Author of "Zilch."
Autistics commit senseless violence. Film at 11.
Avatar terminal, the long distance co.'s nightmare
Avenge the death of the working class!
Avoid Computer virus - practice safe HEX!
Baby on board!
BABY ON BOARD -just means five more points
Baby Philosophy - If it stinks, change it.
Back up my hard drive? I can't find the reverse switch!
Backup is for whimps!
Backup no encontrado ! : (R)eintento, (P) nico ?
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
Bacteria acts more intelligent than human beings
Bad Credit? No Credit? No Problem. No Money? Problem.
Bad is never good until worse happens
Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!
Bang, You're Dead!
Bastards do have a redeemable feature: mortality.
Batches, batches, we don' need no steenkin' batches!
Batman IS Mr.Mom?!?!
Batman, was around here somewhere
BBS 'till you drop - carrier
BCPL -> B -> C !!! No wonder C is so cryptic!
Be a Lert -- what the world needs is more Lerts!
Be carefull out there
Be different DON'T speak your mind!
Be good to your ENVIRONMENT -- Purge your TREE
Be part of the solution not part of the polution
Be part of the solution--not part of the problem
Be sure not to start a tagline you can't finis
Be vewy vewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits.
Beam me up Scotty. This isn't the men's room.
Beam me up, there's no intelligent life here!
Beat it through the lines
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder....
Beauty is skin deep, ugly goes to the bone.
Become a programmer and never see the world!!
Beep, Beep... nope, not felix the cat...
Beer cans empty! Memory Full! Zzzzzzzzzz!!!
Beer! It's not just for breakfast anymore.....
Before backing up ... make a backup
Before you louse something up, THIMK!
Behind every argument is someone's ignorance.
Behind every succesfull man is woman with nothing to wear
Being old sucks!
Being paranoid doesn't mean they _aren't_ out to get you!
Being young is...I don't remember anymore!
Believe me... It's a hardware problem or a Virus
Best way to be useful - stay out of the way.
BETA testing is hazardous to your health.
Beta version - too buggy to be released.
Beware of attacking SPEED HUMPS!
Beware of geeks bearing .GIFS!
Beware of men who won't be bothered with details
Beware of what you ask of the Gods, for they may....
Beware the fury of a patient man. Dryden
Beware the Jubjub bird
Big nostrils? Look at your finger size!
Bigamist = Italian fog
Bigomy: one wife to many. Monogamy: same idea.
Bill and Ted's excellent adventure happened in Florida
Bill Gates, have 'em write _real_ code...
Bit Decay!? D¡d y”— s†˜ á D‚‡¦y¨
BiŠre qui coule ne manque pas de mousse.
Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla
Black holes are outa sight!
Black holes are where God forgot to cancel the infinities
Black Holes happened when God divided by Zero
Black holes resulted when MS tried to beat a deadline!
Black holes suck.
Black Holes were created when God divided by zero!
Blessed are the pessimists; they make backups!
Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier
Blue dove...the crackerjack is on the windowsill.
Blue... No, yelloooooooooooooow
Bo Knows MegaMail!
Bo knows Taglines!
Bo knows your girlfriend.
Bones, I hate your #@!*% human guts. Discussion?
Book never written: "Dog training." by Wille Bite
Bored at 3:00 a.m.? PSSSTTT - got a modem?
Born to be Wiiiillllllddddddddddd
Boy, Deluxeý sure is QWK.
Boy, that's bad!!
Breaking Windows isn't just for kids anymore....
Breast size times I.Q. is constant.
Bring back the dobro to rock n roll!
Brooklyn -- the Fertile Crescent of Civilization
Brought to you by the Mother of all Messages
BS (bee ess): n. An uninformed statement.
BTW, FWIW, IMHO, yes. OTOH, AAMOF, maybe not.
BTW: Between The Words
Bud said,`Let there be lite' and there was Lite.
Buddhism means never having to say you're sorry.
Bugs are Sons of Glitches.
Bungee Diving - Living it up when you're going down!
Burma Shave.
But I DID read the manual...
But really, it was EXACTLY the same as before...
But what if I'm a figment of MY imagination?
But which one is the fatherboard?
But, boss, this IS part of my job!
But, officer, I was only going ONE way!
Butterfliers are free
Buy a 486-33 you can reboot faster
Buy a Mac. It can do SOMETHING right.
By all means, let's not confuse ourselves by the facts.
By reading this, you're either a lawyer or a nut
BYTE ME -- BYTE ME -- BYTE ME -- BYTE ME
C code. C code run. Run, code, run.... PLEASE!
C is for Bangers.
C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
C Programmers do it with models!
C Programmers do it with the LARGE model!
C++ classes - call for times and dates!
C++ programmers do it with class.
C++ programmers earns money by inheritence.
C-ing is believing
C:\> SWEEP ECHO Y|DEL *.* <ÄÄÄÙ
C:\BELFRY is where I keep my .BAT files ^^^oo^^^
C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN
CA Driving: To Change lanes, first pull out your 9mm..
California has its faults.
Call your Father today: I wish I still COULD!
Calling Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard...
Calm down. It's only ones and zeros.
Camera bugs always know where to light!
Camptown Races, 6837.6 Meters Long. Do Dah!
Can elephants fly?
Can I blame my spelling on Line Noise?
Can I yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse??
Can taglines have sequels? Hmmm.....
Can you do the Picard Maneuver in a Grand am?
Can you find the mispelled word in hear?
Can YOU fly?
Can you tell I need more tag lines?
Can't have evrything. Where would you put it?
Can't wait for MS-DOS 5.01!
Can't wait for them 100Gb, 10ns drives!
Canada: C Eh? N Eh? D Eh?
Carpenters are just plane folks
Castration takes balls.
Cats, proof that eating and sleeping isn't all bad
Caution: Blown Brain At Work!
CAUTION: Dangerous and off Medication...
CAUTION: INCORRIGABLE PUNSTER! DON'T INCORRIGE
Caution: PET XING
CCITT=Confused Corporations In Thrall to Terror
Celibacy is not an inherited characteristic.
Celibacy is not hereditary.
Cent, 5 cent, 10 cent, dollar.
Certified to serve!
CGA is the pallete from hell
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
Chemists have nice reactions.
Chemists never die -- they just stop reacting.
Chevrolet, Heartbreak of America.
Chicken Little only has to be right once.
Chickens are how eggs make more eggs.
Children Learn What They Live!
Chipmunks roasting on an open fire...
Cindarella's Godmother was a fairy.
Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular.
Class I like : public Sex { \
Clear as mud
Click..Click..Click..darn, out of taglines!
Close the door and the light stays on!
Closed eyes are not always sleeping.
COBOL can be cured with early detection!
COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods.
COBOL programmers wanted. (quick lighting pref.)
COBOL.....(C)ompiles (O)nly (B)ecause (O)f (L)uck
code code code code eat code code code sleep code code...
cogito ergo . . . get into a lot of arguments
Cogito ergo spud: I think therefore I yam.
College don't make fools; they only develop them
Com'on folks, get a life! It's all just 1s & 0s!
Coming soon from Microsoft Foods: Animal Hackers
Coming Soon. Mouse Support for Turbo Edlin!
Coming to this tagline soon, a NEW HAM call sign
Commercial radio, commercial radio, commercial r
Committee--a group which keeps minutes and waste hours.
Common malady: Diarrhea of mouth + constipation of brain
Common sense is the uncommonest sense of all...
Common Sense Isn't So Common
compiled, first screen came up, ship it!!!
Compiling...Linking...Dialing Copyright Lawyer...
Complaints? Write them here legibly [] <-
Compliments of the Itty Bitty Machine Company.
Computer (com-pyoo-ter) n.-Incredibly fast idiot!
Computer Marketing & Consults--Stay Clear!!
Computer users take more strokes.
Computer widow: Family goes broke watching Dad have fun.
Computers: the financial black hole of the 90's
Condominiums are not effective birth control.
Condoning sloppy spelling is guache.
ConEd - made in the U.S.A
Conference Host, Running & Being
Confession is good 4 the soul, but bad 4 the reputation.
Confucious say too damn much!
Confuse people - quote from the wrong
Confussion will be my epitaph
CONNECT 110?!? Help! I'm in s l o w m o t i o n !!
Consistency: The last refuge of the unimaginative
Constant tinkering buggers things up
Constants aren't; variables don't.
Control-ALT-Delete thyself
Core error -- bus dumped.
Correct in Thought, Statement, or Action....TRUE!!
Coup de grace -- French for lawnmower?
Cranial Input Error: Line Status Register 02
Credit card owner -- Member of the debt set
Crime does not pay... as well as politics.
Critical error: (S)hout, (S)mash, (B)uy a mac.
CRUISING: 19200bps modem and 0.5bps fingers!
Crusoe got everything done by Friday. Can you?
Cthulhu Calls -- using MCI
Cthulu Saves... in case he's hungry later!
Cure for baldness: Put on your hat!
Daddy! Let me push a-!@# NO CARRIER
Daddy? What's this little red button for?
Dafynition #287: TSR=Trash System Randomly
Dammit no! Don't pick on the pho^$ L%‘#!°»
Dammit, where'd I leave that tagline?
Dancing with Wolves, Sleeping with beavers
DANGER! DANGER! Computer Book Store Ahead, Hide Wallet.
DANGER! DANGER! Computer Store Ahead, Hide Wallet.
Danger! Human at keyboard!
Dangerous Exercise: Jumping to Conclusions
Darn my hånî Àiüä ‹s nøs
Darth Vader sleeps with a teddywookie.
day++; dollar--;
DBasers do it in fields.
Deadlines amuse me.
Death cures cancer.
Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down...
Death: to stop sinning suddenly.
Debate Conf's=Mud Wrestling for the Pedantic
Debate, rebate, probate - what's the diff??
Decisions terminate panic
Defenders only...prosecutors will be violated.
DEFINE: De ting you get for breaking de law.
Democrats cut red tape....LENGTHWISE
Dentist : he lives from hand to mouth.
Department meeting in 3 minutes
Despite of the cost of living, it remains popular.
DESQview - No hourglass required!
DESQview does Windoze.
DesqView's Upgrade Policy is good.... NOT!
DESQview: Windex for Windows
DESQview: The Faster Multitasker
Diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
Did I just step on someones toes again??
Did Qmodem originate in the Q continium?
Did you know that rats can't vomit?
Did you know that SATAN is an anagram for SANTA?
Did you receive a proper socialist education?
Die Entropie des Welts strebt einem Maximum zu.
Difference between a hero and a coward is one step sidewa
Difference between a virus & windows? Viruses never fail.
Difference between men & boys is the price of their toys
Dinner Not Ready...(A)bort (R)etry (P)izza
Diogenes is still searching.
Diplomacy: Saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock
Disk Crash:Abort,Retry,Kill innocent bystandards
Disk Error on C: - (A)bort, (R)etry, (D)estruct
DISREGARD LAST MESSAGE
Divorce is not an effective deterrent to marriage.
Do artificial plants need artificial water?
Do files get embarassed being unZIPped ?
Do HD's sneeze when they catch a virus?
Do it with style
Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?
Do Not Attempt to Traverse a Chasm in Two Leaps.
Do not believe in miracles. Rely on them.
Do not pay any attention to this.
Do not read beyond this line.
Do Not Remove This Tag (Under Penalty of Law)
Do not remove this tagline under penalty of law.
Do not remove under penalty of law.
DO NOT soak me up with honey please!
Do Quarter Horses have only one leg????
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Do wah ditty ditty dum ditty do
Do you C my point?
Do you know how to keep a BBSer in suspense?
Do you love me for my brain or my baud?
Do you use MCI? So do I. List me as a friend...
Docs....I don't need no stinkin' docs!
Documentation is for people who can't read.
Does "Bad FAT" mean disk has high cholesterol?
Does anybody actually read Taglines
Does FAKE fur come from stuffed animal toys?
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
Does it really matter if he said he is Batman
Does killing time harm eternity?
Does that help at all?
Does the name "Pavlov" ring a bell?
Does Windows 3 ever need to be cleaned ?
Dogs crawl under gates, software under Windows.
Doing it the hard way is always easier.
Doing Windows in C is a pane in the glass.
Don't ask me-I'm making this up as I go.
Don't ask why, just do it.
Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.
Don't believe anything you read, especially tags
Don't blame me... I didn't do it!
Don't crush that dwarf, hand me the pliers!
Don't even think of putting a tagline here.
Don't force it, use a bigger hammer
Don't get hooked on drugs, get hooked on fishing.
Don't happy, be worry!
Don't hate me, I'm just a tagline.
Don't hide your contempt of the contemptible!
Don't judge a book by its movie
Don't let me get too deep.
Don't let the sun catch you crying.
Don't look Ethyl... It was too late.
Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
Don't mind me; I'm the designated drunk.
Don't need future shock--present shock is enuff.
Don't open the darkroom door; it lets all the dark out.
DON'T read the manual! Just WING that sucker!
DON'T READ THIS!!!
Don't steal, the government doesn't like the competition
Don't Support Shareware, just their Authors!
Don't take life seriously - won't get out alive!
DON'T throw away your 2› words. I collect them!
Don't touch that keyboard. We'll be right back.
Don't Touch That Phone...I'm On The Mode+^%$#(*@
Don't try to confuse me with the facts!
Don't use commas, which, aren't necessary.
Don't worry the next message will be better!
Don't worry, be happy.
Don't worry, I'm go‹ ng t“ bƒ ckup t• d
Don't worry, I'm go‹ng t“ bƒckup t•d†æ!&%#~%
Don't worry: The answer's at the back of the book.
Don't you hate boring taglines?
DOS: Tells a computer what to do with itself!
Down with TLAs! (three letter acronyms)
Dramatize: What well dressed RAM chips wear.
Drive A: not responding.. .Formating C: instead
Drive C: Error, (A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore (K)ick (S)cream
Drive Offensively!
Drive slower than your guardian angel can fly.
Drop me a line...anytime!
Drop your carrier, we have you surrounded!
DSZ speed 300 ha ha ha tee hee hee rz -ZZZZZZ
Duct tape is like The Force-it holds the universe together
Dumb luck beats sound planning every time
Dumb Questions are better than smart mistakes!
Durians, real fruits for real people.
dy(3x^4 + 2x-5)/dx = 12x^3 + 2
Dyslexia rules KO.
Dyslexics have more fnu
Dyslexics of the World: Untie!
Eagles fly, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines!
Eagles Soar!, but weasels aren't sucked into jets!
Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious.
Earth: Its only ours to borrow!
Easy Does It. But Do It
Eat more Possum!
Eat My Shorts
Eat the rich - the poor are tough and stringy.
Eat yogurt and get cultured
Editing is a rewording activity.
Effective Gun Control: Keep muzzle pointed at target.
Electrician -- Person who wires for money
Elevator men do it on all floors
ELVIS HAD MY U.F.O. BABY!
Emotion vs logic? Emotion always wins.
Engineers: often wrong, seldom in doubt
Epoch: the sound made by a hen
Error #1511: Brain Offline
Error - Operator out of memory!
Error - [A]bort, [R]etry, [F]ake like it's working...
Error : (A)bort (R)etry (S)ell it
Error finding REALITY.SYS - Universe halted.
ERROR LPT1 not found.. use backup - PENCIL & PAPER
Error opening COLDBEER.CAN Glass not ready.
ERROR: CPU not found
Eschew and avoid redundant obfuscation.
Eschew Obfuscation . . .
Escort GT - An oxymoron
Espresso: ultra-efficient caffeine delivery system
Ettore's law: the other line always moves faster
Evangelists do more than lay people
Even a small star shines brightly in the dark
Even Programers need a "bit" of love
Even small mouths can gather BIG feet!
Even the dullest candle burns brighter in the dark.
Even this shall pass away...
Ever lob a live grenade into a basket of kittens?
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
Ever wanted to download pizza?
Ever wonder what oop Fortrash would look like?
Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
Every day is starting to look like Monday ...
Every morning you are handed 24 golden hours.....
Every sperm is Sacred!
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
Everyone is entitled to my opinion, just ask me...
Everyone is entitled to my opinion... FREE!
Everyone is gifted. Some open the pkg sooner.
Everyone is of some use, if only to set a bad example!ÿ
Everyone makes mistakes, if not we'd be single!
Everything in excess! Moderation is for monks.
Everything is just a thing
Everything is just chemistry!
Everything starts as somebody's daydream.
Everything You Know Is Wrong
Everywhere is an LD call from here.
Excuse me if I sound bitter....I taste that way too
Excuse me, do you know the way to Kansas City?
Excuse me, I have to recharge my flamethrower.
Exploding Piglet Falls Out Stupid Window...GIF 11
Explosive when wet
Exxon Valdez, Haven, ¨cual ser el pr¢ximo?
EZ come ... EZ go SLMR come... He stay!
Faber: Knowledge is good!
Fac meam diem. -- Clintus Estvoodicus
Fakir - Mann som kan beg† selvmord og overleve
False appearance of fine speech
Farfignewton.. the cookie of the stars..
Farfignewton: n., from German, "ergonomic cookie"
Fatal Error: You're dead.
Fear is the darkroom where negatives develop.
Fear is the parent of cruelty.
Fear not, for I have given you authority
Features should be discovered, not documented!
Feed your faith and starve your doubts to death.
Feel good? Don't worry; you'll get over it!
Female programmers get their bits twiddled.
fflush and then wwash your hands.
Fight the Greenhouse Effect: PLANT TREES!!!
Fight War, Not Wars!
Fighting for peace is like f***ing for virginity
FIRE!! BANG!! OOUUUCH!!!!! Whoops! Is anyone down range.
First Shalt thou pull out the Holy Pin!
Floggings will continue until morale improves
Floppy disk - A disk that flops
Floppy not responding--formatting HDD!
Fonts and Typefaces: The more the merrier!
Fools rush in -- and get the best seats.
Fools rush in where fools have been before.
For a photographer, life us just a bed of poses
For all you do, this SCUD's for you.
For New Year's, I gave up sex & lying.
For Sale: Dehydrated HýO - $14 per quart
For tomorrow I diet . . .
FORD = Fix Often, Repair Daily
FORD = Found On Road Dead
Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.
FORFEIT: What most animals stand on.
Forget patience! I'm gonna kill something...
Forget the Joneses.... I can't keep up with The Simpsons
Format C:<CR>......OOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPSSSS!
Fortes fortuna adjuvat
Four and six a pound and him with a wooden leg?
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn : C. Gable
Freedom isn't cheap and it never goes on sale.
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate
Friends come and go, enemies accumulate
Friends, Romans, Countrymen: lend me your noses
From the land of graft and corruption!
FUBB -- Fouled Up Beyond Belief
FUNDAMENTALISM is never having to open your mind.
G=Guns, PG=Plenty of Guns, PG-13=More than 12 guns...
Gary Trudeau for President!
Generic Brown Label Tagline
Generic Industry Standard Tagline
Generic Tagline
Genius has its limits, but not stupidity
Geologist -- Fault finder
George Bush: 'A New World Odor!'
Georgia REALLY sucks.
Get down and Modem the night away!
Get your kicks...
Get your modem runnin, Head out for the Highwaves!
Getting caught is the mother of invention.
Give a man an inch, and he thinks he's a ruler.
Give me patience! RIGHT NOW!
Go ahead, back up to the RAM disk. I dare you!
Go ahead, jump. 100,000 lemmings can't be wrong.
Go Ahead.. We're cleared for wierd.
Go ahead...MAKE MY DOWNLOAD!!!
Go For It!
Go on, just hit me! ...Name:Esc, #:27, Rank:UL..
Go softly....it's dark out there
God is real, unless declared integer
God made whiskey so the Irish wouldn't rule the world?
God made whisky to keep the Irish from ruling the world!
GOSUB:coffee;work;RETURN:
Gotta have my Corn Pops...
Graduate, Whatsamatta U. School of Management
Grandma got run over by a reindeer...
Gravity is a law. Lawbreakers will be brought down!
Gravity: it's not just a good idea, it's the law!
Great minds discuss ideas; Small ones, people
Greenhouse, schmeenhouse -- I'm FREEZING!
GUI: Grab the User In-the-face
Gun control is hitting what you aim at.
Gun control: Keep the muzzle pointed at the target.
Guns don't kill people..., I KILL PEOPLE!
Guns don't kill. Fast-moving projectiles do.
H y! Wh r did my " " k y go?
H*LL WITH THE EVIDENCE ...it's politically correct...
Hams do it with more frequencies
Hands up! Said the laser printer.
Hard DISK? Gee lady, I misunderstood you.
Hard Work never killed anyone, so why chance it?
Hardware: The part you kick.
Has anyone found my marbles?
hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY?
Has anyone seen my tagline? I think someone stole it!!
HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD!
Has this conference been sprinkled?????
Hasta la vista, ...baby!
Hau gerta ez dadin, oihan-guteak geldi tatzu!
Have a good day today and a better day tommorow
Have a nice day.
Have a nice day, and a better tomorrow!
Have time to waste? Get Microsoft Windows 3.0!
Have you clubbed an ignorant human today?
Have you got all the stuffing up one end?
Have you hugged a porcupine today?
Have you hugged a programmer today?
Have you hugged an electric fence today?
Have you hugged your computer lately?
Have you hugged your logic probe today?
Have you hugged your motherboard today?
Have you hugged your Sysop today?
Have you uploaded clip art today?
Hawaii is as American as apple poi.
He ain't heavy; he's a Shareware Author.
He wants a shoe horn, the kind with teeth
He who dies with the most software WINS!
He who dies with the most toys is still DEAD!
He who laughs last is probably your boss!
He's a SOB -- but at least he's *our* SOB.
He's dead Jim. Grab his tricorder. I'll get his wallet.
He's mostly dead jim, get Miracle Max
Health is the slowest possible rate to die
Heather: Get drunk and tip cows.
Heisenberg may have been here.
Hell hath no fury like a democrat scorned.
Hell hath no fury like lawyer of a woman scorned
Hell hath no pizza
Hell is kept warm with profane burners
HELL WITH JUSTICE, LYNCH THE @#$%^&!
Hello little girl, want some candy?
Hello, I am part number ³ºÞº³º³Û³ºÝ³ºÝ³³
Hello, my serial number isÞººÛ³ºÝºÝ³
Hello, sailor!
Help stamp out and abolish redundancy!
Help stampout 'smart mouthed' Sysops!
Help stampout unfriendly conference hosts!
Help the economy...buy something here !!
Help! I'm modeming... and I can't hang up!!!
Help! I've fallen and can't get up.
Help! I've fallen off line and can't hang-up!
Help! I've tripped and I can't come down!
HELP! My hard drive crashed & I can't boot up
Help!! I hit the power switch and it didn't die
HELP, I'm being held prisoner by this BBS.
Help,,,my (S)ex drive just crashed!!!
Hepaticocholecystostcholecystenterostomy
Here Strange ain't Strange!!! It Normal!!
Here today, dawn tommorow.
Here's Looking At You, Kid
Here, there........and everywhere......
Heredity: If your parents had no kids, you won't.
Hey Jim, Are we there yet?
Hey Pee Wee, Button your fly!
Hey Rocky - watch me pull a sysop outta my hat!
Hey Underpants, I'm talking to YOU!
Hey Vanilla Ice! Meet Mr. Halite!
Hey Wally! Come look at this.
Hey! Who uncorked my bottle of lunch?
Hey! Don't pick up that phoׯ»’ችÃÒç NO CARRIER
Hey, whats that beeping noise? Wheres that smoke comi
Hey, who spilled coffee on my keyboard?!
Hindsight is an exact science.
Hips or lips: Let your conscience be your guide...
Hire teenagers while they still know everything.
Hmmm.. what's this red button foº½¯°·¼NO CARRIER
HO! <repeat three times>
Home is where the computer is plugged in.
Honesty is the best image.
Honey, PLEASE don't pickup the p€‚·¸¹¾¿ÀÃÇÈÉÊ
Honey,just one more message...I really MEAN it this time!
Horn busted! Watch for finger...
Horse's can't fly! Horse feathers...
How am I supposed to know what a rhetorical question is?
HOW can I be OVERDRAWN if I still have CHEQUES left???
How can I fail when I have no purpose???
How can I miss you if you won't go away.
How do I get my words to RIME ?
How do I set my Laser printer to "Stun"?
How do they get teflon to stick to the pans?
How do YOU spell computer?
How much to downgrade to Turbo C-- ?
How much wood did Peter Piper pick..No wait..
How to solve Mideast problems: DEL IRA*.*
How ya like me now?
Howdy Doody had 48 freckles.
HUGO was a wimp compared to Desert Storm.
Huh? What? Am I on-line?
Humanity is a parisite
I message database managers.
I WP
I **TRIED** to register it!
I *wish* I could remember where I parked my hard disk....
I almost stole a tagline! I'm so ashamed!
I am ³ºÞº³º³Û³ºÝ³ºÝ³³ -- Welcome to our NEW AGE
I am a person of color: My color is White
I am correct, the rest of you are wrong!
I am in total control, but don't tell my wife.
I am not arguing with you; I am telling you
I am not young enough to know everything.
I AM standing.
I am wealthy in my friends. -Shakespeare
I am. Therefore, I think. I think.
I attend Cedarupanz Flying School, Deadwood, MD.
I bet Patch drinks Carling Black Label!
I blinked, therefore I ran.
I C, therefore I link (and think, and drink)
I came, I saw, I confused.
I [] CorelDRAW! v. 2.0!
I can be convinced of ANYthing. With logic.
I can resist everything except temptation.
I can see more on my knees than on my tiptoes
I can write it perfectly; I just don't understand it.
I can't be overdrawn, I still have checks left!
I can't believe my computer's on fire.
I can't help it if I'm lucky...
I despise WINDOWS!
I didn't do anything--unless I was supposed to.
I didn't do it nobody saw me you can't prove anything!
I didn't get the documentation for the manuals!
I Disclaim All Warranties Of Merchantability
I [] My Cat.
I [] My Cat. I [] My Dog. (Would you [] my ex-wife ?)
I [] My Dog. I [] My Cat.
I [] My Dog. I [8] My Cat.
I [] QEdit!
I [] TheDraw v. 4.0!
I [] Ventura Publisher!
I ['d] My Dog. I ['d] My Cat.
I don't have a life, I have a BBS...
I don't know how I got here....
I don't know what I like, but I know what art is.
I don't want it now, I want it RIGHT now!
I don't want it Now, or Right Now, I want it YESTERDAY!
I dont nead no speling cheker!
I em a wuunderfull spelur. I tipe vari gud two.
I forget
I found the tests quite elementary. þ Data
I gave it up until Lent
I had my head examined. They didn't find *anything*!
I HATE it when that happens!
I have a 9600bps modem and 1.5bps fingersÿ
I have a feeling this isn't Kansas, Toto!
I have dynamic memory, it needs refreshing...
I have seen the data...now bring me some I can agree with
I haven't lost my mind...It's backed up somewhere!
I hope I'm that frail when I am 202 years old. þ Picard
I just bought a cured ham. Wonder what it had?
I just gotta write some new taglines...
I just hate it when it does that !!
I like children, if they are properly cooked!
I like my steak MIDIum rare...
I live in a house, but belong in a HOME.
I live the life of Riley...when Riley isn't home.
I love my job! I love my job! I love my job! I love my...
I love New York! * * * No Radio
I multitask... I read in the bathroom!
I must be BLIND because I sure don't 'C'
I never liked you, and I always will
I never met a Lasagna I didn't like!
I never metaphysics I didn't like
I object to sex on TV, I keep falling off!
I parked my harddisk - and got a ticket!
I practice moderation to excess.
I Print on Steel with an Industrial Laser
I program, therefore I exist.
I put spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone ...
I remember me... I think.
I run a clean place. þ Guinan
I saw a lot of trees today; and they were made of wood.
I saw what you did and I know who you are.
I smell a rat. Did you bake it or fry it?
I still miss my ex-wife - but my aim is improving!
I support drug tests. Test the politicians.
I support MERIT PAY for Politicians.
I survived the Phoenix Sun. It's a dry heat. Yah Sure!
I think a SysOp Needs Nine Lives - I need ten.
I think I've got a headache.....
I think, therefore I am on-line.
I think, therefore I am, I think
I think, therefore I am. (Or am I?)
I think, therefore I scan.
I thought I made a mistake once, but I was wrong...
I thought I was wrong once but I was mistaken.
I thought that you thought... must be mistaken.
I thought you were dead...
I told her, "Like (*&^%$# you are!"
I tried switching to gum but I couldn't keep it lit!
I tried the rest but bought the best!!!!
I twaught I twall a pussy cat, I did! I did!
I use Windows...on my car, on my house, on my...
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
I used to have a life. Now I have windows 3.0
I used to have a Tandy, but I got better!
I used to read books. Now I read .qwk files.
I wanna see 'em explode in every zip code!
I want a warm bed and a kind word - and unlimited power.
I want it all or nothing. Or maybe some.
I want to have Michelle Pfeiffer's baby
I wanted a manly mail reader... I got a silly one <sigh>
I was going to procrastinate, but I put it off.
I was on a roll, till I slipped on the butter.
I will fight for your right to your wrong opinion.
I wish I could step on this program's bug.
I wish life had a scroll-back buffer.....
I wish my M-5 had 4DOS...
I wish scripts would do what I think I tell them
I wish there was something interesting to read down here
I wish you humans would leave me alone.
I won't use Windows, I won't use Windows, I won't....
I Wonder What The Big Red Button Does....?
I would say more, but I'm limited to 45 chara
I would strongly oppose apathy, if I cared...
I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
I'd offer everyone a Twinkie, but I'm not hostes
I'd rather be rich!
I'd rather be rich than good-looking!
I'd rather wear out than rust out.
I'll backup my Hard Drive tomor*(&^)*98&^^...
I'll be back.
I'll be back... maybe!
I'll deal with today tommorrow.
I'll get to it on the 2nd Tuesday of next week.
I'll make you famous....
I'll never forget the....uhh...the...never mind!
I'll never forget what's-his-name.
I'm a analog man in a digital world
I'm a brain in a vat. Are you one too?
I'm a fragment of your imagination
I'm a Lumberjack and I'm OK!
I'm all tagged out!
I'm amazed, that it works at all.
I'm Buster Brown and I live in a shoe!
I'm fascinated by the way memory diffuses fact.
I'm FLYING!, I'm FLYING! >THUD<
I'm gonna plead insanity, what about you?
I'm hopelessly addicted to my PC and modem!
I'm in here for being crazy, not stupid.
I'm in search of myself. Have you seen me anywhere?
I'm in shape ... pear is a shape isn't it?
I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it?
I'm in total control, but don't tell my wife.
I'm Jewish, and Shabtai Zvi will return!
I'm just about finished, just a coulple more seconds...
I'm just trying out this tagline. It's not registered yet
I'm like a bad TSR; I keep popping up!
I'm lost! Can you help?....
I'm more humble than you are!
I'm neither for, nor against apathy
I'm nervous and my socks are too loose.
I'm not a supreme being. þ Picard
I'm NOT addicted. I just use the modem all the time.
I'm not an actor, but I play one on TV.
I'm not arrogant, I'm RIGHT!
I'm not as think as you stoned I am.
I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way. J.Rabbit
I'm not crazy, I'm chlorinated
I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?
I'm not tense, just terribly A*L*E*R*T.
I'm outstanding in my field (left field) knee deep in BS
I'm pink, therefore I'm SPAM.
I'm responsible for the MOTHER of all screw-ups!
I'm schizophrenic and so am I.
I'm so close to hell I can almost see Vegas!
I'm solidly behind whichever side eventually wins.
I'm the guy with one star, 2 G's, 2 Nodes and one Saviour
I'm the one your mother warned you about...ÿ
I'm tired of thinking up new taglines
I'm too old and incontinent-oops-incompetent
I'm user friendly, I don't byte -- I nybble.
I'm waiting for Windows v4.0!
I'm wobbling and I can't fall down! Weeble
I've always wanted to make love to an alien.
I've fallen and I can't get up.
I've fallen... and can't BOOT up!
I've got 256K of RAM, so why can't I run Windows 3.0?
I've used this particular tagline 346 times.
I)gnore, R)eboot, or C)all Laura Palmer
I/O I/O so off to work I go!
IBM - Making Tomorrow's Mistakes Today!!!
IBM = Ice Box Machines
IBM stands for Inferior But Marketable.
IBM: Inertia Breeds Mediocrity
IBM? [I]ncredibly [B]oring [M]anuals.
If 1st you dont succeed:Rewrite it from scratch
If "R" is Reverse, how come "D" is FORWARD?
if ( !broke ) don't_fix();
if ( original_ver == OK ) don't_upgrade();
If (Dog_bark = true) then letter:=arrived;
If 1st you dont succeed, rewrite it from scratch
If a program is useful, it must be changed.
If all goes well, you've overlooked something!
If an experiment works, something has gone wrong
If at first you don't succeed, call it Ver 1.0
If at first you don't succeed, cry.
If at first you don't succeed, fake it!!
If at first you don't succeed, forget it.
If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
If at first you don't succeed, the hell with it.
If at first you don't succeed, transform your dataset
If at first you don't succeed, try again at second base.
If code was meant to be portable, it'd have wheels...
IF code_works THEN don't_fix_it END IF
If dogbark=true .then. mailman = present
If ET married Peter Cetera he'd be ET CETERA.
If evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve
If Glass=Empty .AND. Thirsty Then OpenTuborg
If I can't have SessionManager, I don't want anything.
If I can, can you?
If I could think of one it'd be right HERE!
If I knew what I was talking about--would I be here???
If I only had a 486 . . .
If I only had one more teragigadactylbyte...
If I wanted your opinion I'd ask your computer
If I were rich my butler would answer my mail.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it!!!
If it ain't broke, wait a day or two!!
If it isn't borken, don't fix it.
If it jams, force it....If it breaks, it needed replacing
If it was easy, they wouldn't need us.
If it was raining soup, I'd have a knife & fork
If it wasn't for EZ-RDR it would be hard.
If it works tinker till it doesn't
If it works, break it!
If it works, don't fix it!
If it works, rip it apart and find out why!
If it works, you must have done something wrong.
If it's fixed, don't break it!
If it's obvious, it's obviously wrong.
If it's useless, it will have to be documented.
If its stupid and it works - its not stupid
If life is but a Dream please wake me up..
If Marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws!
If my girlfriend caught me on this board...
If only I still had my Commodore 64... If only...
If plugging it in doesn't help, turn it on.
If puns are outlawed, only outlaws will have puns
If speed scares you, use Micro$oft Windows!
If the Message Won't End, Continue It.
If there is no God, who pops up the Kleenex?
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
If there isn't a law, there will be -- Gates' Law
If they don't like ARJ, they can eat Z..!
If this is only a hobby..then why I am getting paid!!
If this is Quarqsday,THIS must be Earth!
If this message goes into the void, call me!
If this were an actual tagline, it would be funny.
If this were funny, it'd be a tagline.
If turning it on doesn't help, plug it in.
if u cn rd ths u 2 cn thnk up shrt clvr tglns
if u cn rd ths u cn bcm a c prgmr!
If we believe absurdities, we shall commit atrocities...
If we don't succeed, we increase our chances at failure.
If we left the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy!
If ya can't feed em', don't breed em'!!!
If you act enthusiastic, you'll be enthusiastic!
If you believe THAT, I have a BRIDGE for sale...
If you can read this tagline, you're 2 close!
If you can read this, you are too close.
If you can't be offensive WHY BOTHER?
If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead?
If you can't make it good, make it big.
If you can't make it good, make it expensive.
If you can't say it in 50 characters, then don't b
If you can't think of a tagline, steal one! (like I do!)
If you don't like my opinion of you - improve yourself!
If you don't like the news, go out and make some of your
If you hit every time, the target's too near.
If you leave 2 bills together, they breed!
If you live long enough, it WILL kill you...
If you push something hard enough, it will fall over
If you redo a batch file, does it become a son of a batch
If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast...
If you take the plunge, return it by Tuesday.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
If you took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy, eh?
If you want it done right do it yourself!
If you want it done right, let do it.
If you're gonna get down...Get Down and Prey!
If your mind goes blank, remember to turn off the sound.
IF(!CRASH()) _THANK_GOD();
if(crash) grab_ankles();kiss_xxx_goodbye()
if(ThisDay()!=MyDay)DosSleep(ulTillNextDay);
Ignorance & apathy: I don't know & I don't care
Ignorance is temporary - Stupidity is forever
Ignorance is temporary, stupidity is permanent
Ignorance leads to Indulgence.
Ignore your teeth and they'll go away!
illegitimati non carborendum
Illiterate? Write for free help.
Illiterate? Write for information!
ILLITERATE? Write for a free brochure...
Images and reflections to brighten my day.
Imagination is more important than knowledge. -Einstein
IMHO: In My Honest Opinion
Improve your memory, forget about work
Improved - didn't work the second time.
In an atomic war, all men will be cremated equal.
In any case = In any box ???
In Borland you are never bored!
In Case of Fire, Log off Promptly
In case of rapture, please grab the wheel.
In fact, I DON'T put my pants on one leg on leg at a time
In the computer world, every little bit helps.
In the end, gravity wins -- Dolly Parton.
In The Search For Quality, There Is No Finish Line
Inagodadivida, baby!
Inane tagline found. Abort, Retry, Swipe a better one.
Include this in your CONFIG.SYS File: BUGS=OFF
Indecision is the basis of Flexibility.
Indecision is the key to flexibility.
INE Do Not Cross! - TAGLINE Do Not Cross! - TAGL
Infinity is one lawyer waiting for another.
INFLATION is when the BUCK does'nt stop ANYWHERE.
Inflation means the Buck does not stop here...
Ingen har nytte av et lik
Innuendo = Italian suppository
Inouye shoulda been able to get in...
Inquiring minds WANT TO KNOW!
Insert brain, then type
Insert disk 5 of 4 and press any key to continue
Insert Witty Tagline Here ...
Install failed. Attempting to transfer virus to c:
Instant Human: Just Add Coffee...
Integrity of Heart; Skill of Hand
Intel: littendian, segmentated, trimodal...fun
Iraqi Bingo: B-52... F-16... M-1... F-18... F-117...
Iraqi rifle for sale. Never fired. Dropped once.
IrepeatmyselfwhenunderstressIrepeatmyselfwhenunderstressI
Is Al the hologram really Al Bundy in disguise?
Is good Data, Gordi's best friend?
Is HST faster than the Concord?
Is it magic.... or is it SessionManager?
Is it ok to panic now?
Is it really true that blondes have more fun?
Is OS/2 only half an operating system?
Is piece when the loin lies down with the limb?
Is that seat saved? No, but we're praying for it.
Is the dingleberry still fashionable?
Is there death after life?
Is this Fahrvergngen?
Is this yours? Your dog left it on my lawn ...
Is virus a 'micro' organism?
It always happens, but we never expect "the unexpected".
It behooves us to avoid archaisms.
It isn't really mine 'til I've modified it
It sure is a damn ugly nothing - Geordi
It was all so different before everything changed.
It wasn't broken..until I started playing with it!
IT WON'T WORK!!!
It works better if you plug it in.
It's 3:40 pm, Do you know where your child is
It's a GREAT DAY when I learn something new!
It's ALWAYS dark if you never open your eyes!
It's as bad as you think and they are out to get you.
It's been a business doing pleasure with you...
It's better to burn out, than to fade away.
It's crackers to slip a rozzer the dropsy in sni
It's easier to get older than it is to get wiser
It's great to do nothing and rest afterwards.
It's hard to be humble when you're perfect!
It's hard to call the zoo when the lion's busy.
It's just a jump to the left...
It's morning in An Tir, and it's not my fault!
It's MY idea 'cause I stole it first!
It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
It's not a bug, it's a feature.
It's not a BUG, it's an undocumented feature!
It's not over until Milli Vanilli sings!
It's not pretty being easy
It's not the age - it's the mileage!
It's nothing a warm-boot can't fix
It's on that one, the 6th unlabeled floppy.
It's only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only a
It's STILL just a DUMB machine !
Ithinkmyspacebarstoppedworking.
Its hard being BLUE.
Its more than good enough so I ain't switch'n
Its my tagline! I stole it first.
Its nice to do nothing and then rest afterwards.
Its not a bug, its an undocumented feature.
Itsdifficulttobeverycreativewithonlyfiftysevencharacters
James Brown: "Help! I've fallen and I can't get down!"
Jeez, if you love Honkus...
Jeffrey Dahmer... the queer that made Milwaukee famous!
Jesus saves sinners and redeems them for VALUABLE prizes!
Jesus Saves! With today's prices, that's a miracle!
Jesus Saves!...passes to Moses...shoots! SCORES!
Jesus Saves. The Pope makes tape backups.
Jesus saves; now offering 14.9% !!
Jheeesh!!!
Join Amnesiacs Anonymous at um, er...
Join D.A.M. - Mothers Against Dyslexia
Junior, Quit Playing With Your Floppy!!!
Junk - stuff we throw away. Stuff - junk we keep.
Just 'cause it won't work; YOU think its buggy
Just another dull moment in TAGLINES.MR
Just because.
Just gimma a slice of...
Just taggin' along for the Rime.
Just take those old records off the shelf...
Just Tell Me How To Follow Protocol.
Just try it shorty. þ Tasha
Just trying to keep up...
Just waiting for a new version......
Just what does that mean?
Just when you thought it was over you were right.
Justice is incidental to law and order.
Keep America beautiful. Swallow your beer cans.
Keep London tidy -- eat a pigeon.
Keep yr eye upon the doughnut,¬ upon the hole
Keyboard is unattached. Press F10 to continue
Keyboard locked..Press F1 to continue
Keyboard not attached.Press F10 to continue
Keyboard not found. Press F1 to continue.
Keyboard not found...THINK F1 to continue.
Keyboard not functioning. Press F1 to continue.
Keyboard not responding! Press any key ....
Keyboard not responding! Press any key to contine
Kick butt now, take names later?
Kill the lawyers first.
KINGDOM.ZIP!! More than a game, it's an adventure!
KISS (:<) Keep It Simple Stupid
Kiss me, I'm a Redneck
kjhf7u2sfgywh...HEY, get the cat off my computer!
KLEPTOMANIA! Take something for it!
Klingons have Ridges.
Know what I mean...Vern?
Know what I mean?? Wink, wink, nudge, nudge
Knowledge is power.
L.A.P.D. motto: We treat you like a king
LABEL NOT FOUND: go anywhere you like.
Ladies with an attitude.
Laptop: Lighter than the avg. secretary
Last one out of Mass., shut off the lights.
Last week I couldn't spell prgmar, now I are one!
Last words of Socrates: "I drank what?!?!"
Last year many lives were caused by accidents
Latin is a real angina gluteus maximus.
Laugh, and the world laughs with you!
Lawyers, the mothers of deception.
Learn a foriegn language...C
Learn C++ as a second language!
Learn to fly. Skydive.
Let them eat cache.
Let us celebrate an exhaltation of larks!
Let X = X.
Let's go DX around the world
Let's spend the night together!
Liberal-One who leaves the room when the fight begins.
Life before the real world -- work.
Life begins at contraception
Life is a sexually transmitted and terminal disease.
Life is anything that dies when you stomp it!
Life is boring without EDLIN
Life is hard with an extended alphabet... <sigh>
Life is like a simily
Life is sexually transmitted, and terminal...
Life is short, eat desert first!!
Life sucks and then you marry one who won't.
Life's a bitch, and then you marry one!
Life...too many questions, damn few answers.
Life: what happens when you have other plans.
List(en)ing by phone...
Listen to the rhythm of crashing hard drives
Listen to the rhythm of the failing bits...
LISTEN to your children
Live long enough to become a problem to your kids.
Logic is a way of going wrong with confidence.
Lonely is the programer with a debuged program.
Long live the C64! G-g-guys? I was only kiddin, <BANG!!>
Long time his manxome foe he sought
Look Ma, No Taglines!
Look on my tagline, ye mighty, and despair!
Look out!... Here comes winter, AGAIN!!
look, It's a drunk tank of trombones!
Looking for Vanna's brains...did you find them?
Lookout World! The Modem is Ringing!
Loose it here and you're in a World of hurts !!
Lore: Takes a licking and keeps on twitching.
Lost - One Tagline - old, but very cuddly.
Lots of things are easy when you know the answer
Love is grand. Divorce, twenty grand.
Love of money is the root of all politics.
LUNACY my Best personality trait!
LUNG CANCER IN WOMEN MUSHROOMS
Mac scrn msg: Like, dude, something went wrong
Macho does not prove mucho.
MacIntosh: Computer With Training Wheels You Can't Remove
Macro Macro Macro
Madam I'm Adam
Madness takes its toll, exact change please
Mail is a Subject's way of producing another Subject.
Make a difference in the world today: Subtract
Make my day, kill a GUI today.
Make them eat wake
Make tracks for Moose Breath Montana
Make way!, Make way!, A PROGRAMMER HAS ARRIVED!!
Mama don't let me do no rock-'an-roll.
Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish!
Man Gives Birth to 9 Pound baby Girl!
Man looks into the abyss, and sees himself.
Manifest: Why lift the hood?
Many are educated...few are learned...
Many men smoke, but fu man chu
Many pages make a thick book.
Marriage is the main cause for divorce.
Mary had a little lamb...a little beef, a little ham.
Matrix me the Epson way!
May fortune favor the foolish.
May the Farce be with you
May the FORCE be with you!!!
May the next version of WP be the last!
May the wind behind you always be your own.
May you live in interesting times
May you never live to see your wife a widow
MCI playing dirtier than the evil empire cause they're #2
Me hav'em heap trouble. - Tonto the programmer
Me, indecisive? I don't think I am, do you?
Meaning of life: To m$`ÝóËê½ NO CARRIER
Meep, Meep, (and picture a cloud of smoke...)
Mega dittos from the Bayou State . . .
MegaMail----What A Wonderful Toy!
MegaMail: The Mother of All Readers
MegaReader á tester - and PROUD of it!
MegaReader áeta árigade
Memory allocation error: Reboot System!
Memory is the second thing to go.
Memory....??....What memory??
Men have become tools of their tools. Thoreau
Message-write macros, Made to Order.
Mice are handy accessories, but I prefer gerbils
Microbiology Lab: Staph Only!
MicroSoft finally did SOMETHING right... DOS 99
Microsoft is suing Apple 'cause they have employees too.
Midden: a kind of fingerless glove
MIDI: Maybe I'll Die Insolvent!
Mie Croc Sauf The, Bord Lande, Lotte Us, etc...
Might as well face it, you're addicted to code...
Minds, like parachutes, work only when open.
MIPS => Meaningless Index of Processor Speed
Missed it by | | <- That much!
Missing - presumed married.
Misspelled? Impossible. My modem is error correcting.
Mobius strippers never show you their back side.
mod emo dem ode mod emo dem ode mod emo dem ode mod emo
Modem sex begins with a handshake.
Modeming is an exercise of bits, bytes and bauds
Modems are G-R-R-R-R-REAT!!!
Modems are proof that people enjoy torturing themsevles
Modems...MOdulator DEModulator...MOney owDEd to Ma bell!
Monday is soon coming to a calendar near you!
Mondays are a rotten way to spend a 7th of your life.
Money is the root of all evil - send $9.95 ..
Money is the root of all evil; everyone needs roots!
Money talks - mine always says "goodbye".
Money talks - mine says "Goodbye"
Monotheism is a gift from the gods
MOOSE JAW: The only city named after a Prime Minister !
More than 3 fonts on that newsletter and you die!
Morning: cause for alarm
Most of our future lies ahead.
Most political jokes get elected
Move to California - The police treat you like a "King"
MPU-401s: All they ever think about is Hex!
Mr Spock wears vulcanized rubbers.
MS Word: From the folks who brought you EDLIN
MS-DOS 5.0, Why fix it if it ain't broke!
multitask: Choke on gum and trip simultaniously!
Murphy IS an optimist! Murphy LIVES !!!
Murphy is out there ... waiting ...
Murphy was an optimist.
Murphy's Law doesn't apply to mee!!!!
Mushy peas & mint sauce hmmmmm
My 386 does an infinite loop in 4.68 sec.
My body's a temple zoned for toxic waste.
My Boss is a Jewish carpenter!
My boss is tempermental. 50% temper and 50% mental.
My computer's sick. I think my modem is a carrier.
My dad and I are siamese twins.
My God! It's full of stars!
My Hovercraft is full of Eels.
My IBM mouse likes a MS. She's no Genius.
My last original thought died of loneliness.
My lawyer can beat up your lawyer!
My mind is closed so my body speaks
My mistakes are purely erroneous.
My mother invented me. My father denies!
My mouse only has one ball....
My only cow died, so I don't need your bull.
My other brain's a schizofrenic
My other car is an Edsel.
My other computer is a +4...
My other computer is a Cray
My other computer is a SUN SPARCstation
My other computer is an IMSAI....
My other tag line is a killer!
My rabbit's just turned into frogs, they croaked.
My reality check just bounced.
My stereo's «-fixed, said Tom monotonously.
My system goes down more often than a $10 whore.
My tagline can beat up your tagline...
My third pet is .BATty; my fourth is MOUSEY.
My Twit Filter just put me on its Twit List!
My Twit Filter just put YOU on its Twit List!
My Universe - I hate party bashers......
My wife left me - There is a GOD!
My wife's other car is a BROOM!
Nadie tiene m s imaginaci¢n que la realidad.
NAK NAK Who's there? Î#ÛEÆ) NO CARRIER
Name:³ºÞº³º³Û³ºÝ³ºÝ³³ Rank:Þº³ºÛ³ºÝ³ Serial No:³ºÞº³º³Û³
NASA: There's no such thing as a free launch.
NASCAR -- Where speed excells!
Nato Ergo Sum
Navy, Just Another Adventure by Milton Bradley
Navy, not just a job, but an adventure.
Need a hat and thigh-high BOOTS for that one!
Nepotism is relational.
Never "assume" or you'll make an "ass" of "u" and "me".
Never a victim without retribution!!
Never drink whisky on an empty ulcer!
Never fight with a bear in his own cave.
Never judge a man by his taglines.
Never let a machine know you're in a hurry
Never lose your sense of the superficial.
Never mind the facts - I know what I know
Never moon a werewolf...
Never park your hard disk in a tow-away zone.
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can ignore entirely
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
Never smirk at the judge..
Never take a beer to a job interview.
Never test for an error you don't know how to handle.
Never trust a person who says, "Trust Me"....
Never try to outstubborn a cat.
Never use a long word when a diminutive one'll do.
New Book: _How to write a How To book_
Next time you wave, use ALL of your fingers!!
Next time you wave, use ALL your fingers!!
Nibbles, bits, bytes....great hobby for a dieter, huh?!?
Nietzche is pietzche, but Sartre is smartre.
NIGHT OF THE ZOMBIE MODEMS!
No amount of planning will replace dumb luck.
No Condo, No MBA, No BMW, No Clever Tagline
No Credit, Bad Credit? No Problem. No Money? Problem.
No Credit? No Problem. Bad Credit? No Problem.
No great scoundrel is ever uninteresting.
No job is so small it doesn't require all your tools
No main() No Gain!
No matter what happens, someone always knew it would.
No matter where you go, there you are. - B. Bonzai
No Money? Problem.
No more money for Mickey. Use 4DOS and DRDOS
No more money for MICROSOFT. USE 4DOS!!!!
No mud can soil us but the mud we throw.
No one has ever bet enough on a winning horse.
No one has ever died an atheist. -Plato-
No program works the first time you run it.
No Tagline available at this time.
NO, I _don't_ do WINDOWS!!
No, I never read the documentation
No, I'm not shy - just poor and unemployed.
No, no, nurse! I said SLIP off his SPECTACLES!!
Noah saved animals from the flood by arcing them
Noah upgraded and built an ARJ!
Nobody ever expects the Spanish Inquisition
Nobody expects the ... Oh Bugger!
Nobody notices when things go right.
Non-Trekkies of the world-- GET A FUTURE!!
None of you exists, my sysop types all this in!
Not a computer nerd; merely a techno-weenie.
Not a real tagline, but an incredible soy substitute.
Not another NAK NAK joke, Please!
Not breaking the rules, just testing the elasticity...
Not even with BOTH hands AND a flashlight!
Not now, I have a headache!
Not sure if it helps, but turn the monitor ON.
Not the Beatles, but an incredible simulation
Not tonight dear . . . . . . . . . I have a modem.
Not tonight honey... I have a modem
Nothing behind you matters
Nothing can go wrong, go wrong, go wrong, go wro
Nothing cures a case of nerves like a case of beer.
Nothing is so smiple that it can't be screwed up
Nothing is so smiple that it can't get screwed up.
Nothing's IMPOSSIBLE to those that don't have to do it.
Now I've gone too far, where do I go now?
NOW I've put my ear in it!
Now if I can run Win3 under DV under Unix...
Now if I could only find the Video switch!
Now that I am dead, I'm finally making a living.
Now that we travel in space how about travelling in time?
Now where did I park my hard drive??
Now where did I put that nitwit filter?
Now, THIS is a tagline
Now, where did I put that dweeb filter?
NOW, you can press the other key to continue...
Nuke 'em 'til they glow, & shoot 'em in the dark
Nuke the baby fur whales.
Nuke the Gay Whales for Christ.
Nuthin' is simple sometimes...
O.K to coninue?? <yes> <no> <MAYBE?>
Of all liars, memory is the most convincing
Of all the things I lost, I miss my mind the most.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Of course I tessssted it.
Of course I turned, I hit you didn't I?
Of course I'm a virgin! I'm catholic!
Off by CRASHING COMPUTER. Time Logged: ß”¹Üµ›Èô
Oh boy...
Oh God! I almost stole a tagline!
Oh my God!
Oh no! Not another 'undocumented feature'!
OH NO, my wife burned the rice crispies--AGAIN!!
Oh! To be an Interface Cowboy in Hyperspace.!!!
Oh, I can 'C' clearly now, my brain is gone...
Oh, I'm a tagline, and I'm OK...
Oh, molluscs. I thought you said bacon.
Oh, no! Not another learning experience!
Oh, what the hell, here's a tagline.
Oh, yeah? Well, beam THIS up, pal!
Oh, you didn't want an XEROX of the disk?
Ohmygosh!.....Ugottabekidding......
Okay! - Okay! - I'll be off the phone in a minute! Geez!
Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill.
Old MacDonald had a computer, with EIA I/O...
Old mufflers never die, they get exhausted.
Old soldiers never die...young ones do.
Omaha? They have computers in Omaha?????
On a clear desk you can never find anything.
On a clear disk you can seek forever
On leave from CNN...
On the other hand, you also have 5 fingers.
One good turn gets all the blankets!
One Iraqui dictator can ruin your whole day.
One man gathers what another man spills...
One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
One more time...Trying Megamail
One never knows, do one?
One wanton pointer, and you're in the soup!
Online
ONLINE ? Good! Hit <ALT-H> to take the I.Q. Test
Only death is fatal - life is not!
Only lemmings jump to conclusions.
Only stop for walls - Speedo
Only the mediocre are always at their best.
Only the mediocre are at their best all the time.
ooooooooonnnnnnnnnn, Oops Cat on the keyboard
OOPs! This is C++, not C!
OOPs, I stepped on a GUI!
OOPS: Not just for klutzes anymore
Open mouth, Insert foot, Echo Internationally
Open Mouth, Insert foot, SHUTUP!
Open WINDOWS and you let BUGS in...
Open your mouth honey, it's just a tongue depressor...
OPERATER ERROR.. (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)hoot...
Operator...give me the no for 911, quick!
Optical mice have no balls!
OS/2: What Windows will NEVER BE!
Other than that, how'd you like the play, Mrs. Lincoln?
Our father who art in Redmond, hallowed be thy DOS
Our pond has ducks. Really anti-social ducks.
Our viewers need proof!
Oxymoron #40: Ironclad Guarantee
Oxymoron: one who has used too much acne goo?
P Revere: "One if by Lan, two if by 'C'"
Pagans do it in the Woad
Paramedics are patient people.
Paranoids are never alone.
Pardon me, but your shoe is ringing...
Pardon me, I've been BBSing.
Parenthood-Feeding the mouth that bites you!
Part-time musicians are semiconductors
PAS_AL, BASI_, & _OBOL... C fills all the gaps!
Pass by the open WINDOWS
Passwords? -- We don' need no steenkin passwords!
Patience -- Wait control
Patience is a virgin.
Patience NOW!
PATIENCE-A Virtue That Carries A Lot Of Wait
Pave the bay.
PC RAID... Kills program bugs, DEAD!
PEACENIKS; Demonstrate in a dictatorship!!!!
Pedal to the Metal
Pee wee would write, but he does not have a free hand!
Penny for your thoughts.. Hey! I deserve change!
People are boring. Computers are fun.
People are still having sex.
People let me tell ya 'bout my best friend
People say I'm apathetic, but I don't care.
People say I'm indecisive, but I'm not so sure.
People who eat snails are slime!!
People who gleet in glass houses, shouldn't!
People who live in glass houses shouldn't.
People would be alive if there were a death penality
Perestr•ika... Llibertat... Demana PAU, au!
PERSONAL COMPUTING ... A Terminal Disease.
Pets are the soul of the household
Philadelphia Pa... We Bomb our Citizens
Photographers do it with a shutter.
Pi aren't square! Cornbread are square!
Pi R squared. Nooo! Pie R round, Cornbread R squared!
Pine Trees are fine trees!
Pirates, they're recking it for everyone!
Piss on you, I'm workin' for Mel Brooks!
pitchfork (n.): used to unload dead babies from boxcars
Pitchfork: a device for collecting dead babies
Place written complaint and proof here====>[]
Planned Parenthood is nothing of the sort.
Play it Again, Sam
Please don't spoil everything by telling me the truth.
Please Hold...
Please leave deposit in appropriate bank...
Please say it isn't so!!!
Please wait ONE HOUR before replying...
Plerique amicos, tanquam pecudes, eos potissium
Plus ‡e la change, plus c'est la mˆm chose
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Politically incorrect and DAMNED proud of it!!!
POPs+OOPs+C==C++
Positively NO TAGS ALLOWED HERE!!!!!
Possession, n. The whole of the law.
Postscript,..Prescript,..what's the difference?
Power attracts the corruptable.
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
Practice safe eating: use condiments.
Pray for great things, but above all, Pray!
Pray for Ted Turner, he's in need!!
Prayer will be in schools as long as exams are!
Preserve wildlife... pickle a sqirrel.
Press <CTRL>-<ALT>-<DEL> to continue ...
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit
Press CTL-ALT-DELETE to use computer effectively
Press CTRL-ALT-DEL to continue
Press the "any key" to continue.
Press the button, my friend, send me back into time.
Printer paper is strongest at the perforation
printf("This is a tagline..."); printf("\nThis is your br
Pro Choice!
Pro is to con as progress is to Congress
Procrastinators don't die, they keep putn' it off!
Professional mail reader on closed modem. Do not attempt.
Professor: a textbook wired for sound.
PROGRAM n. used to turn valid data into error messages
PROGRAM v. act similar to beating your head against awall
Programmer on Computer
Programmers do it top down...
Programmers do it with their fingers.
Programmers don't Byte,they just Nybble a bit
Programmers don't get sniffles, they get a CODE.
Programmers don't repeat themselves, they LOOP
Programming Dept.: Mistakes made while you wait.
Programming _can_ be fun.
Programs. Ones w/bugs & ones w/hidden bugs.
Proposed NEW tax will pay the tax on the tax, supposedly.
Providing computer solutions for the mentally impaired...
Prunes give you a run for your money.
Pssst. Dennis Ritchie is a closet Pascal user!
Psychiatry - the care of the Id by the Odd
Psychoceramics: The study of crackpots.
Puns are bad, but poetry is verse.
Put on your seatbelt...I wanna try
PUT THE COMPUTER DOWN, HONEY..I'm quitting NOW!
Put two pennies in pocket...they'll breed.
Pyscho 3.0 installed; run NORMAN.MOM
Q: Which is worse, ignorance or apathy?
Qmodem: what every aging woman named Carol needs! []
Questions, questions! Does it ever end?!
R. Crusoe - only one who got everything done by Friday!
R. Smith: Chevrolet, Heartbreak of America.
R.E.M. Out Of Time
R:Base 3.1: debased R:Base.
Radioactive cats have 18 half lives.
Radioactive halibut will make fission chips.
RADIOACTIVE: if you can read this you're sterile
Rain Rain Go away! Come Again Some Other Day!
Rainy days and automatic weapons get me down
Raising Microsoft bashing to an art form!
Ramble on.....
Random order is an oxymoron.
Rap MUSIC is an oxymoron....
RBBS?
Reach out, reach out and flame someone!
Read my lips... No more cows, man.
Read the docs. Wow, what a radical concept!
Read the dox?!!? Yea, rite...
Read the manual? Doesn't it come in automatic?
Reading science fiction can save you from MindLock
Real hackers' method: COPY CON: PROGRAM.EXE
Real love stories never have endings.
Real men write self-modifying code
Real programmers innovate, others LITIGATE !
Real Programmers use DEBUG C:\DOSFILES\PROGRAM.EXE
Reality failure. Press enter to continuum.
Reality is for people who can't face drugs.
Reality is for people who can't handle computers.
Reality slap number 999999 coming up
Reality: a crutch for those that don't daydream !
Really. And do these lions eat ants?
Reasoning, Circular: See Circular Reasoning
Rebel without a clue
Recovering Taglinestealaholic. Please do not tempt.
Recursive, adj.; see Recursive
Recycle! Today's Garbage is tomorrow's America.
Recycle...It saves money and the world.
Reformat Hard Drive! Are you SURE (Y/Y)?
Regardless of what you may think, this is NOT a tagline.
Regardless of what you think, I am *THE* man!
Regards, Doug
Relay THIS, fella!
Remember who has control of the DEL key!
Remember, Murphy is out there....waiting.
Remember, to a computer 1 + 1 = 10.
Remember: 'i' before 'e', except in Budweiser
Remember: COBOL can be cured if detected early.
Remove tongue from cheek before chewing.
Reputation: what others are not thinking about you
Resist the devil and he will flee from you
Resistance Is Useless! (If < 1 ohm)
return((usBirdInHand = 2 * InTheBush()));
Rhode Island, the ocean state.
Rhode Island, the smallest state in the USA
Rick for President!
RIME - Ridiculous Idiots Mouthing Everywhere
Rl prgrmmrs dnt nd vwls
rm -rf means never having the chance to say you're sorry
Road-Kill Sold Here! Eat in or take out!
RoBo in the hands of Dumbo cd. be ho,ho,ho!!
Robo is not a COP !!
ROBOCOMM IT!!!!
ROBONAP: Sleeps *for* you while you're online.
Rocks: The original unfinished furniture!
ROM wasn't built in a day!
RPI cheer:e^^x du/dx,e^^x dx;sec,cos,tan,sin,3.14159...
Rural life is lived mostly in the country
Rush Hour is an oxymoron!
RUSSIA: Glasnost experiment site
Saddam Hussein Condoms. For guys who don't pull out.
SADDAM SPELLED BACWARDS IS WHAT HE IS!
SAFESEX.ZIP is a Trojan.
Sally sells C Shells to the C sore.
Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
Santa's helpers are now Subordinate Clauses!
SAPFU -- Surpassing All Pevious Foul Ups
Sattinger's Law: It works better if you plug it in.
Save a tree. Eat a beaver.
Save on toilet paper...use both sides!
Save pennies>> Make your own bullets!
Save The Next Generation -- End Abortion today!
Save the Whales - Collect the entire set!
Save the whales. Trade them at church!
Save the whales; collect the whole set!
Save trees - do everything online
Say goodnight, Dick.
Science Fiction: The cutting edge of reality!
Scientists are planning to blow up the Moon!!!
Scott me up Beamie!
Script: ImpLode, UpLode, DownLode, ExpLode!
Scripts don't what I tell them to. :-(
Scuze'a
Season's Greetings should be all year 'round!
Sector not found. Kill Program? (Y)es, (N)o, (S)crew it
see here now ...
See other side.
See the gypsy queen in a glaze of Vaseline
Seek error reading drive Z:, reboot system!
Self help for people who talk too much: On and On Anon
Sell! Sell Everything, dammit! Sell!!
Semper fidelis- always faithful.
Send Monopoly Money to your Favorite TV Evangelist
SERVICE AND CLAIMS: Midnight to 2 AM.
Set your Phasers on *Pur^[‚^\e*
Sex is a misdemeanor-The more you miss de meaner you get.
Share and enjoy, share and enjoy!
Shareware author dies: .GIF at eleven!
Sharewear (n.) -- Used clothing.
Shave daily with Occam's razor.
Shchizphrenia beats being alone
She laments,...her husband goes this morning a-birding.
Sheesh! You start havin' fun, and they send the lawyers!
Shell to DOS....come in DOS.
Shh! Be vewy vewy quiet! I'm hunting wuntime ewwors!
Shh...Be vewy quiet! I'm hunting tagwines!
Shhhh! Hardware is Supposed to Be Secret!
shift key/ never heard of it1111
Shin - Device for finding furniture in the dark.
Shortcut: Taking a quicker route to stand in a bank line!
Should be read umop apisdn for best results
Show Girl : she's more show than girl.
Sign here: X______________________________.
Silly rabbit, tricks are for hookers!
Silly wabbit......QWKs are for QWKidds.
Since you put it that way...
Slavery's not just a job, it's indenture.
Sleazegate and Disk Mangler, what a pair!
Sleep faster. We need the pillows. ÄÄYiddish Proverb
SLMR, if it weren't so damn good, I'd use something else!
Small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.
Smile when you say "Damn Yankee."
Smile, things could get worse. And they will.
Smile--makes people wonder what you've been up 2
Snow! I want snow NOW!!!!
So if she weighs the same as a duck...
So it's my birthday. Big deal!!
So many messages, so little time
So many pedestrians, so little time...
So many taglines, so little time.
So that's all there is!
So what if I am a modem junky?
SO WHO NAMED YOU "TASTE POLICE" ANYWAY?
So, I hear you're into molinology...
So, where IS the <ANY> key?
So, Who thought up Taglines, Anyway??
Software Bugs? Exterminators 'R Us
Software Error: Programmer Held. Finish all activities
Software is never having to say you're done
Software unprotects, a hex change operation
Some assembly required.
Some people think "asphalt" is a rectal disorder.
Some taglines SHOULD be turned ofõïíì÷ó
Some take their mark, others leave it
Some things are still sacred - I haven't taken them apart
Someone say "crash"? We all need hobbies!
Sometimes the obvious works best!
Sometimes you get beer, sometimes beer gets you
Sometimes, I wish I could PKZIP my wife!
Spaced Aliens: Columbian drug lords in US.
Spam Spam Spam Spam, Spammity Spammmm, Spam, Spam, Spam
Sparky, Sparky, Bo-Farky. Banana Fana Fo-Farky ..
Speed costs money. How fast do you want to go?
Spellings: Compatible, definitely, protocol.
Spill a drink on your hard drive? Try PC Towels...
Spock, you are such a putz!
Spock... you're such a putz.
St. Louis Music: Someone to Stay With
Stagecoach -- Drama teacher
Stationary mice have bigger balls. (c)1991
Stay back! I have a modem and I know how to use it!!!!
Steal my wallet, car and TV - but leave the computer!
Steal this Tag Line.
STEP 12:Having had a spiritual awakening as a result ....
Step on no pets!
Still couldn't get no Dynamo Humm...
Stipulation #1: There will be no stipulations
Stolen taglines are the sincerest form of flattery.
Stop tagline theft! Copyright your tagline (c)
Stop while you're a Thread......
Stove Top? I'm stayin'!
STRESS--Your gut says no & your mouth says yes
Strike any user when ready...
strrev(strcpy("xus yti "+7,"varg")-7)[0]='G'
Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
Support DAMM--Drunks Against Mad Mothers!
Support Shareware! Support Shareware!
Support the Right to Keep and Arm Bears!!
Support wildlife, take a SysOp to lunch
Support your consultant - they have needs also.
Support your local AAAAA!
Surrender now - before I have to offer you better terms.
Swastikas, skulls and crossbones, dice flashing snakeeyes
Swords to Ploughs? Wouldn't they be small?
SX=Sexually eXtinct,also known as neutered,ergo an SX
Systems Recruiting in the US & Canada
Tact is for weenies.
Tag - Your it! How childish...
Tag line #27, See Apendix C, pg 245
Tag..... You're it!
Tagito ergo sum (I tag, therefore I am)
Tagline?
Tagline delivery delayed due to bad roads.
Tagline, You're it!
Taglines are for idiots.
Taglines are for morons.
Taglines cause cancer.
Taglines mean nothing to me!
Taglines that make you go "Hmmm..."
Taglines wanted!
Taglines? Taglines? I doan wan' no stinkin' taglines!
Take my advice...I'm not using it
Take pot to the beach; leave no tern unstoned.
Take the antiderivative of (tan 3x^2)/5x...
Taken as a whole, the universe is absurd
Talk back, tremblin' lips!
Talk is cheap - Because supply exceeds demand.
TANSTAAFL
TARFU -- Things are Really Fouled Up
TECHNICALITY: Someone *ELSES* Constitutional rights..
Teeth were not made for stripping wires.
Telecommunicators are special people.
Tell it to the Judge
terra incognita. [Lat.]
Terror: A female Klingon with PMS.
test test test and retest
Testing One... Fiftythree... fortytwo...
Th vwls n m kbrd dn't wrk vry wll, d thy??
Thank you.
Thank you for reading this message!
Thank you for the wonderful tag line
Thanks for the tagline. :-)
That's about the sum of it.
That's Bond, James Bond, double-oh-seven..
That's not a bug, it's a FEATURE!
That's not a bug, that's a feature
That's not a Bug, that's an Enhanced Feature
That's not a bug--it's an undocumented feature!
That's not a bug. It's supposed to do that.
That's not line noise--my modem's speaking in tongues!
That's odd -- I had a tagline when I came in here...
That's why GOD made your eyes; to plagiarize.
The "Any" key? See the one in the back marked "power"?
The Abort, Retry, Fail ?
The above opinion is worth 2 cents.
The agony of delete...
The Answer is 42
The beatings will continue until morale improves!
The best way to accelerate a Mac is at 9.8 m/s^2
The boss is always right.
The bugs will go away when you turn off the computer!
The characters in this message are recyclable
The chip's canna' take much more o'this, Captain.
The COBOL Crisis: "But it worked in test".
The day divides the nights. Nightime devours the day.
The dog ate my .REP packet.
The early worm has a death wish.
The easy way is always the hardest way.
The Fear of God is second to Fear of Snakes
The Fear of SNAKES out does the Fear Of G
The few, the proud, the Windows 3.0 & SX owners.
The fewer the facts, the stronger the opinion.
The First Myth of Management - It exists.
The flood has arrived, may we interest you in an ark?
The Freedom Line - Where are all our POW's?
The ghost of things to be avoided.
The giving hand ... receives
The Golden Age will come only when men have forgotten gold
The golden years suck
The good news is that the bad news was wrong...
The Grass is Brown on BOTH sides of the Fence...
The hard disk you save may be your own
The hills were worn down by eroticism
The human race is still in beta test...
The hurrieder I go, the behinder I get....
The hurrier I go, the behinder I get.
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame
The Magic of Windows: Turns a 486 into a XT.
The mailman bringeth.. The trashmen taketh away!
The metalic years, silver hair, gold teeth, lead botom.
The mind is the 2nd thing to go, don't remember what's 1st
The mind is what the brain does.
The more I learn, the more I have to learn.
The more you know.... The luckier you get
The more you run over a cat, the flatter it gets.ÿ
The mother of all taglines.
The National Procrastinators Week will be rescheduled...
The one with the most typefaces when he dies, WINS!
The only person who doesn't use am offline mail reader!
The Original Multitasker=Two PCs and a chair with wheels!
The paper is always strongest at the perforations.
The phone is baroque, please call bach later.
The price of liberty is eternal vigilance...
The problem with the gene pool is there's no lifeguard
The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple
The road to success is always under construction
The sacred cows have come home to roost with a vengeance.
The scenery only changes for the lead dog!
The sensual and the dark rebel, in vain
The sound of many hands clapping. Ol‚!
The Tao of Crash Test Dummies-looking for a few good zen
The Toe that can be stubbed is not the true Toe.
The truth, however, is not pertinent to the issue.
The UART's will'na take this speed cap'n
The ultimate mail reader is here!!!!
The Way! The Truth! and The Life!
The weather is here...wish you were beautiful.
The Wild Celt: Drink Guiness It is Good for You!!!!!
The wine is good but the meat is spoiled.
The words we use can compound our problems.
The worst prison would be a closed heart.
The worst thing about censorship is ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ.
The worst vice of a fanatic is his sincerity.
Them that can does, them that can't RTFM.
There are no skeptics in hell.
There are so many upgrades, I am bankrupt.
There are TWO 'B's in BBS, not one....
There are two solutions - hardware or software.
THERE IS NO JUSTICE, THERE IS ONLY ME.
There is no man so blind as he who will not see.
There is not gravity. The earth sucks.
There is only one universal passion: fear.
There's a dead bishop on the landing!
There's more than one answer to these questions...
There's no future in time travel.
There's no intelligent life down here.
There's nothing wrong with my keyboard. There's n&%)$^%@!
There's only two kind's of music - Country & Western
There's somthing inside your head...
These hemorrhoids are a pain in the neck!
They *blinded* me with Science!
They all look the same at 2 A.M.
They blew the Bronx away. . .
They can't fire me, Slaves have to be sold!!!
they're cousins, identical cousins...
Thin may be in, but fat's where it's at!
Think of it as evolution in action
Think you're confused now ? Try using EZ-Reader w/ EDLIN!
Think! It may hurt, but it pays off over time.
Think! While it's still legal!!
This ain't no party, this ain't no disco..
This building is so high, the elevator shows movies.
This computer is taking over my life!!!!
This does not exist.
This end down, not up, Stupid!
This is a BRAG line, and I'm proud of it!
This is a copy of a completely original tagline .
This is a Moving Message.
This is a stolen tagline
This is a test of the EBS. This is ONLY a test.
This is an egg. This is a frying pan. Any questions?
This is an ex-parrot!
This is express written consent of Major League Baseball.
This is heavy stuff for a Thursday!
This is my tagline and you can't have it.
This is NOT Burger King. You do not get it YOUR way.
This is not what you think.
This is pretty exciting for a Thursday!!
This is the tagline to end all taglines.
This is X Insurance Co - How May I Shaft You?
This is your brain. Postscript on brain your is This.
This is your modem on drugs!
This is your pizza. çƸ$ ³ §šâ !zzà ÓÙ‹ÅÞ» ¦ü›×èû‚$
This is your sysop. Âôs s ˜ouô sËsop ¢¤ ëçug‘.
This isn't a tag line. It just looks like one.
This isn't a tag, it's the message
This isn't a tagline, but it plays one on TV
This line intentionally left blank.
This message cleared by Iraqi censors.
This message is $hareWare! To register, please send $20
This message was typed on recycled phosphorus
This message will self-destruct in five seconds.....
This MSG created by pouring warm tea on a Ouiji board.
This phone is baroque; please call Bach later.
This space available for advertizing.
this space for rent
This tag brought to you by...they keep going and
This tag has been stolen 1 time(s).
This tag line intentionally left blank.
This Tag line is self referencing!
This tagline also stolen by Silly Little Mail Reader!
This Tagline brought to you by Intelligence INC.
This tagline can't be stolen. Call 555-1234. Tagbusters!
This tagline cancelled due to lack of interest
This tagline contains a virus - DO NOT READ!
This tagline Copyright 1991 (C) All rights reserved. :-)
This Tagline for Sale
This tagline intentionally left blank
This tagline is $hareWare! To register, please send $20
This Tagline is Death-Trapped. Stay Away.
This Tagline is for sale. Call 1-800-TAG-THIS!
This tagline is identical to the one you are reading.
This tagline is indecipherable!!
This tagline is Serial # 2377/AFR-1104.991
This tagline is umop apisdn
This tagline is umop apisdn (Spaszoid Strikes!)
This tagline is under repair. Thank you.
This tagline not sponsored by Pepsi in any way.
This tagline protected by an attack cat.
This tagline self-destructs when U <ENTER>
This tagline stolen by Silly Little Mail Reader
This Tagline Under Surveillance by the Pinkerton Agency !
This tagline utterly lacks class, but is very cute
This tagline was missing, so I filled something in...
This tagline was never here.
This Tagline will self-destruct in 5 seconds!
This thing doesn't compile in time. Need a new 486
Those who fought for it know the true taste of freedom!
Those who know me, despise me.
Throw rocks at sea-birds; leave no tern unstoned.
THUGS EAT THEN ROB PROPRIETOR
Tic Tac Toe and way to go
Time and tide, nothing and no one can stop us now...
Time flies like an arrow, Fruit flies like bananas
Time flies like wind. Fruit flies like pears.
Time is an illusion. Lunch, doubly so.
Time is an illusion....especially while modeming!
Time Stops for no man. Except me.
Time Travel Seminar-Two weeks ago, Thursday
To be and not to be, that is the contradiction
To err is human but mostof us never make mistake
To err is human, to forgive is against company policy.
To err is human, to forgive is against my policy
To err is human. To moo is bovine.
To err is to screw up....
To every rule there's an exception & vice versa.
To Freud, the world consists of housewives only
To go where no man has gone before... BBSing!
To increase speed add lightness
To iterate is human, to recurse divine.
To live-is to risk dying.
To process or not to process that is the question!
To respond to this message, press "R"....
To Serve Man
To Ski or Not to Ski THAT is the Question!
To sleep, perchance to Dream
To take arms against a C of troubles.
To take the Genesis online IQ test: press Alt/H
Today's subliminal message is .
Tomorrow we start dieting!
Tonsils cure cancer!! Want to buy some?
Too much shareware, not enough registration $$$.
TOS,TAS,TMP,TWOK,TSFS,TVH,TNG,TFF,????
Totally non-offensive tagline. G-rated.
Trekkies of the world, get a life.
Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again!
Trust in GOD, *and* tie your camel tight
Trust me, I'm a lawyer.
Try Clarion for REAL database development!!
Try it, you'll like it. Trust me.
Try not to unnecessarily or excessively split infinitives
TSR's!!!!! Bah! Humbug!
Tuba or not tuba?
Turbo Pascal for WINDOWS? Borland's betrayed me.
TV is a crutch for those who lack imagination.
Two dumbs; know too much, know too little!!
Two most common elements: hydrogen, stupidity
Typing all of your message in capitals is SHOUTING!
U.S. Robotics HST DS - Go broke saving money!
U.S. SUPREME COURT
U.S. taxes 1930 = 13%, 1990 = 35%
Uh, MC, who'd WANNA touch that?
Uh, oh, looks like time to upgrade already...
Ultimate oxymoron: "Cash Surplus"
Unable to find COLDBEER.CAN... SysOp not loaded!!!
Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Halted!
Unable to locate Diet Pepsi -- Operator Halted!
Unable to locate iced tea -- Operator Halted!
Unable to locate Mt.Dew.Com - Programmer halted!
Unable to locate Pepsi -- Operator Halted!
Unbreakable toys are good for breaking other toys.
Undocumented Features will rule the EARTH!
UNIX... A manly sort of operating system!
Unless you can see black then white has no meaning
Unregistered Evaluation Copy
Unregistered Evaluation Tagline
Unspeakable error in module JH at address $
Upgraded my network last week. Yep, new Reeboks!
Use DEVICE=EXXON to screw up your enviroment.
Use DEVICE=EXXON to screw up your environment
Use EXTEND.ZIP to get more handles on life...
Use Windex On Your Windows
Use your own judgement - - then do as I say...
User-supported tagline. To register send $49.95 to...
USES DOS,CRT,MOUSE,RAM,C:,PRN,VGA,EGA,ELECTRICITY
Vaporware 3.2: The next best thing to the real thing!
Variables won't; Constants aren't.
VD is nothing to clap about!
Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Exploration Team: 1999-1955
Vice Versa; Mafia controlled poetry...
Vios con dios!
Virginity can be cured.
Virginity is a disease that can be cured.
Virus detected on your HD. .transfer aborted
Virus in the HD? who you gonna call? WORMBUSTERS
Volem missatges en catal…!!!
Vuja De - The Feeling You've Never Been Here
W[h]ere know tagline as gone before....
Wait, Don't Pick Up That phž÷{¹¦¼Å’¬ÇÐáøçðùüýõéÞÔœ
Waiting for my '$99.95 dBase offer' from Borland!
Waiting for somedough
Walk softly and carry a fully charged PHASER!
Wanted: Good taglines to steal...
WARNING! No user serviceable characters in this tagline.
WARNING! I Steal Taglines! (This one for example)
WARNING: Programmer X-ing
WARNING: The Surgeon General Started Smoking!
Was That Your Wife I Saw In That GIF?
Wasting time is an important part of living.
Watch out! Your PKZIP is open!
Watch your back - hot files coming through!
Water + Malt + Hops + Yeast = Satisfaction
Watson, the game's afoot!
We ain't slow, we just nap when we're sleepy!
We all live in a yellow object method!!!
We all live in a yellow sub-routine
We are ships that pass in the night.
We are the Nubs...beat it, you guys!
We are the people our parents warned us about!
We ARGO ing to get in trouble.....
We came, we saw, we BBSed.
We come in peace, shoot to kill.
We don't have Sarcasm on our planet...
We don't need no stinkin' patches!
We give nothing as willingly as our advice.
We have standards and expect you not to exceed them.
We must believe in free will. We have no choice.
We need more power! Can you give us any more?!
We used to be Schizophrenic.
We want YOU McDonnell Douglas!!!
We'll remove any stain&sew up the hole -Laundram
We'll take the stairs.
Weather's here; wish you were beautiful.
Websters: recursive. Adj. see recursive.
Welcome to last years meeting of the Procrastinators Club
Welcome to Texas...now GIT!
Welcome to the only nice motel in town.
Welfare and TV are today's bread and circuses.
Well, your raster disolved your bitmap.....
What a lovely world it is that has women in it!
What are the instructions doing in the trash??
What are you doing?!? The message is over, GO AWAY!
What can you do at 3 AM? PSSSTTT - got a modem?
What color is a chameleon on a mirror?
What do you expect? This is California!
What does this button do?...
What fools these morals be!
What good grammar you got. What school you went?
What Greenhouse Effect? Hey, is it warm in here or what?
What GUI? I don't see anyone!
What happened to my CUBBIES?
What happens when fish trip?
What I need is to mind-meld with this mach.
What if all this were real?
What if there were no hypothetical situations
What is Kuwaits main product was Brocolli?
What is the meaning of life in 50 words or less
What it is, is what it is
What orators lack in depth they make up in length.
What part of NO didn't you understand?
What the heck happened here??!!
What we DON'T need is more laws!
What's 20,000 lawyers rotting in a swamp? A GOOD START!
What's another word for Thesaurus?
What's in a Name?
What's the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
WHAT? Bigger Docs? V^^^\_ o^o _/^^^V
What? Me Worry?
WHAT??? Give up C:\> for silly ICONS?
Whatever it is, I'm against it! - Groucho Marx
Whats the world coming to? A dead end...
When all else fails, read the directions.
When all else fails, READ THE DOCS!
When all else fails, read the instructions...
When all else fails, read the manual.
When in danger,when in doubt, run in circles,yell & shout
When in doubt fire photons!
When in doubt, do as the doubters do
When in doubt, mumble.
When in doubt, worry.
When in doubt...RTFM!
When in Rome . . . romance!
When Kip Compton is found, the check is in the....
When money speaks, truth keeps silent.
When on a roll, should you be concerned or jelly-filled?
When PIG's fly they will be called PIGeons
When puns are outlawed only outlaws will have puns
When the going gets tough... The tough go drinking.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
When the wind is southerly, I know a hawk from a handsaw.
When using PCs, ALWAYS anticipate problems.
When you come to a fork in the road, take it!
When you listen to fools, the MOB rules!
Where am I... and why am I in this handbasket?
Where are we going? And why am I in this handbasket?
Where can I get one of those computer bats!!
Where does the fire go when the fire goes out?
Where ever Yugo, I go.
WHeRe is ThaT DArN ShIfT keY?
Where law ends, there tyranny begins.
Where's the "ANY KEY"?
Wherever you go - there you are.
Which do I miss more Taglines or headaches???
Which is the non-smoking lifeboat?
Which way is up????? ARE YOU SURE!!!
Which way to Castle Anthrax??...
while(math_teacher() == talk) fall_asleep();
Whip me, beat me, make me write bad software.
Who ate the last bowl of Corn Pops (TM)?
Who decides who is a "REAL" programmer?
Who goes to psychiatrist should have his head examined
Who invented SHORT people?
Who invited all these tacky people?
Who needs Tag lines, Anyway???
Who says 1200 baud is slow???
Who, what, when and with who?
Whom gods would destroy, they first teach MS-DOS.
Why are there so many actors in this movie?
Why are we talking about this? I don't have ques¶ÆÙøü
Why Bother With Taglines?
Why buy shampoo when real poo is still free?
Why C++ and not ++C?
Why can't women remember to put the toilet lid back up!?
Why DID kamikaze pilots wear helmets anyways?!
Why do my fusion pistols keep exploding!?
Why do pensioners have to eat catfood?
Why do you park in a driveway, and drive on a parkway???
Why do you read taglines?
Why Doesn't Ice Cream Have Any Bones???
Why don't chickens have lips?
Why don't we do it in the road?
Why don't you sue your brains for non-support?
Why get even, when you can get odd?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that no matter where you are, you're "here"?
Why is it that the best taglines are too lon
Why is that light %^&&&
Why is the sun never overhead at noon?
Why is there a watermelon on the bandsaw?
Why isn't there another word for thesaurus?
Why ME?
Why not YOU?
Why read it when you can print it?
Why then do the Wicked Prosper?
Why yes, they are Bugle Boy beans.
WILDNET : If you're interested in something different.
Wilimanakabeetsai!
Will Windows 3.1 be any good?
William K. Smith:"Wait, my uncle Ted can drive you home."
Win Some Lose Some....But When Do I Win Some?
WIN.INI? Let's see what the User's Guide says...
WIN3.0 Attractive and easy, SLUT of the computer
Windows 3.0 : Ooey, GUI, Good!
Windows 3.0 is for wannabe computer gurus.
Windows 3.0 Ä No Pane Ä No Gain.
Windows 3.0: Attractive & Easy, Slut of the CPU.
Windows 3.0: from the people that brought you EDLIN
Windows is a kolossal kludge.
Windows IS NOT a virus...viruses do something.
WINDOWS MULTITASKS! (in a DesqView window)
WINDOWS ON AN 8088 IS A REAL EXPERIENCE!!
WINDOWS SUCKS!!
WINDOWS, Just say NO!!!
Windows, the EDSEL of operating systems!
WINDOWS: An overpriced way to eat up HD space
Windows: From the people who brought you EDLIN!
Windows: From the people who brought you the 640K limit
Windows? HA! C:\WINDOWS. DELETE *.* AH! Thats Better <g>
WINTER is Nature's way of saying, "UP YOUR'S!"
Wish I had some idea of what I'm asking. :-!
With a calendar your days are numbered!
With free advice, you get what you paid for
Without waves there would be no change
Woman.zip - great program, readme.1st file is missing.
WOMAN.ZIP....Great program, no documentation!
Women do come with instructions, ask them!
Women! Cant live with them, Cant live with them!
Word Perfect Makes Perfect Sense
WordPerfect and MegaMail, what a pair!!
WordPerfect isn't, Pagemaker doesn't, etc., etc., etc....
Words, 25› ea. Better quality words, 50› ea.
WordStar and SLMR, a GREAT combination!
Workshops are the bane of civilization.
World's greatest Gif collector.
Worst-case scenario. U may have to BUY it.
Would George be president if his name was Harry?
Wounded Knee: 100 years December 29, 1990.
Wow! What a groove! It's a tropical paradise!
WP Corp Support Can't Be Beat!
WP for WIN will be a Winner!
Write all complaints legibly -> []
WYTYSYDG - What you thought you saw, you didn't get.
W׳œ‰ Ë× W™â(D Ñ–â¥$ Ñׂ $‡žˆW$ ³G׈¤.
XEROX never comes up with something original
Yep! you bet... What was that you said?
Yer such a wild thang!
Yes Virginia, there is a Dan Parsons.
Yes, but are you SURE?
Yield to temptation..it may be your only chance!
You ain't seen nuttin' yet!
You are HERE ----> ! <-----
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose
You can't believe everything your hear.
You can't get there from here.
You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd...
You don't deserve it, but I'm glad it happened!
You don't know it, but this is a subliminal tagline......
You know you're dieting when postage stamps taste good.
YOU look like an elephant!
You made my day, now you have to sleep in it
You mean, we have ANOTHER modem to feed?
You might as well - I stole yours.
You need the MANUALS to use this tagline!
You said a mouseful!
You threw out my WHAT?
You want it when??
You want me to pay for bug fixes???
You will need the MANUALS to use this tagline!
You're standing where I want to pee.
You'renotdrunkifyoudon't steponyourhandwalkingtoyourdoor
Young programmers are the best! [and the cockiest]
Your .ZIP file is open!
Your cart just ran over my dogma
Your cat just ran over my dog.
Your neat tagline was just stolen by SLMR20 - Thanks!
Your shoe is ringing.
Your spelling checker,dont write Nome without it
Yukon Fred's Pizzeria and Gator Pit
ZIPiddy do.ZIPiddy yeay....
ZIPitty do dah, ARCity ay!
ZMODEM has bigger bits, softer blocks, and tighter ASCII
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