Tonight at the 50s/60s McDonalds in downtown Chicago

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Subject: Tonight at the 50s/60s McDonalds in downtown Chicago
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Well, the other night at Ken's was such a great success, we're going
to do it again.  We'll be sitting under the picture of the Beatles
on the sixties side.  In order to satiate our enormous appetite for
McDonalds Big Mac Wrappers, we would be pleased if you would drop
off your expired wrappers so that we don't have to dig them out of
the trash.  We are also intrigued by the idea of Sushi, does anyone
know of a good place in Chicago for some?

Those of you who brought the large denomination currency are much
appreciated.  We desire very much for a shopping trip through the
famed Water Tower Marshall Fields; we would be very pleased if some
of you would lend us your Marshall Fields credit card so that we might
partake of this great American institution.  As usual, we'll reciprocate
in kind, say a birds eye view of Chicago from our spacecraft.

re: the kind offer of extra-vehicular outer wear.  Thank you very much
for your kind offer.  Regret that we are oxygen breathing, carbon based
life forms, and as such find that our regular garments suffice quite
well.

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