You can transmute anything into gold but you still rob banks?

Two pages from DC's 80-page Giant #9 starring the Flash.
Dr. Alchemy has the Philosopher's Stone and can transmute lead into gold.
Why the hell is he robbing banks??
First, you see him change pipes to gold. Then he goes to rob a bank. Then, in order to throw Flash off his trail, he turns some trash cans to gold on the other side of town so that he can rob a bank.
Does it take a rocket scientist to think, "Wow, I can take some of this gold to the freaking bank!! No more bankrobbing for me!"

If I were Flash, I would have told Dr. Alchemy this.

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