Almanac chapter 1: Miscellaneous

                                   ALMANAC 1991

                                     Chapter 1
                                   MISCELLANEOUS

              Americans  use  enough toilet paper in one day to wrap around
         the world 9 times.  If it were on one  giant  roll,  we  would  be
         unrolling it at the rate of 7600 miles per hour - roughly mach 10,
         ten times the speed of sound.

              If you could stack up all the copies of the Guinness  Book of
         World  Records  made  just in the year 1985, your pile would reach
         into outer space. It would be 1006 miles high.

              Try to say the alphabet without  moving  your  lips  or  your
         tongue. Every letter will sound exactly the same.

              At one time Thoreau was a school teacher. When he was accused
         by  his  principal  of leniency, he immediately grabbed six random
         kids from his class and spanked them.

              There are 86,400 seconds in a day.

              One  out of every 144 people in  America has the last name of
         Smith.

              Population of America:  243,000,000.  If you  start  counting
         as  fast  as  you  can, it will take you 32 years to count to this
         number.

              The  average American will walk approximately 70,000 miles in
         a lifetime, which is almost three times around the  earth  at  the
         equator.

              People  who  have  computers  in their homes tend to watch 40
         percent less television than average.

         A  NOTE  ABOUT  THIS  DATABASE: I  hope  you  enjoy  reading  this
         information as much I have enjoyed collecting it! Almost all of it
         is  completely  true!   Some   facts  are  disputable,  especially
         historical accounts. This is because they are based on eye-witness
         accounts related to others who  put  them  in print. They may have
         lost something in the translation.
             All the  information  in  this  database  is reliably based on
         what others have written. However, you may wish  to  conduct  your
         own research to make absolutely sure of the facts.

              The smallest  church in the world is in Kentucky.   There  is
         room inside for three people.

              At a wedding in Los Angeles a woman legally married a rock.

              There about  1,800 thunderstorms occuring around the world at
         any given moment.

              60  years ago there were only half as many Americans as there
         are now.

              The  most  words  on a  single postage stamp is 746 (from the
         country of Greece, year: 1954)

              Violins have been made from wood, steel and pottery.

              A devout  Hindu, to demonstrate his mastery over pain, raised
         his arm above his head and kept it that way for years.  He held so
         still that a bird built a nest in his hand.

              If  you  have  trouble  getting to  sleep, try thinking about
         rain.

              Only .00045 percent of mail handled by  the  post  office  is
         reported lost, that's one letter out of 220,000 - roughly one lost
         out of a quarter million letters.

              If  you  are in a plane wreck, the chances that you will live
         are 90 percent.

              Statistics indicate that there is no safest place to  sit  on
         commercial airplanes.

              If  your  alarm clock is not loud enough, put it on a tin pie
         plate.

              When you have difficulty hammering small nails, you  can  use
         an ordinary comb to hold the nails while you start them.

              I  found  this  item in the Farmer's Almanac, who found it in
         the Union County Advocate from Morganfield, Kentucky:

              Dear Stanley,
                   I write to let you know I am  still  alive.   I  am
              writing slowly as I know you don't read fast.
                   You  won't  know  the house when you come home - we
              moved.  We had trouble moving, especially the bed -  the
              man  wouldn't  let  us  take  it in the taxi and we were
              afraid we might wake your father.
                   Your  father  has  a  nice   new   job   and   very
              responsible.  He  has  about  500  people under him - he
              cuts the grass at the cemetery.
                   Our neighbors, the Browns, started keeping  pigs  -
              we got wind of it yesterday.
                   I  got  my  appendix  out  and a dishwasher put in.
              There is a washing machine in the new house here, but it
              don't work too good.  Last week I put 14 shirts  in  the
              washer  and pulled that chain.  They whirled around real
              good but then disappeared.  I think something  is  wrong
              with the machine.
                   Your  uncle Dick drowned last week in a whiskey vat
              at the distillery.  Four of his work mates dived  in  to
              save him but he fought them off bravely. We cremated his
              body  the  next  day  and  just  got  the  fire out this
              morning.
                   I went to the doctor with your  father  last  week.
              The  doctor  put a small glass tube in my mouth and told
              me not to open it for ten minutes. You father wanted  to
              buy it from him.
                   It  rained  only  twice  last week - once for three
              days and once for four days. Monday was  so  windy  that
              our chicken laid the same egg four times.
                   I  got  a  letter from the undertaker this morning.
              He said if we don't make up  the  installments  on  your
              grandmother's grave - up she comes.

                                               Your loving mother,
                                               Stella

              P.S.   I  was  going  to  send you $10 but I had already
              sealed the envelope.

              There is a house in Margate, New Jersey that is made  in  the
         shape of an elephant.  A home in Norman, Oklahoma is shaped like a
         chicken.

              There is a house in Massachusetts which is made entirely from
         newspapers.   The  floors,  walls, even the furniture is made from
         newspaper.

              Another  house,  this  one  in  Canada,  is  made  of  18,000
         discarded glass bottles.

              The population of the world grows by two percent per year.

              One out of every 21 people in the world is an American.

              A  man  named Johann Hurlinger walked from Vienna to Paris on
         his hands.  This could qualify  as  one  of  the  world's  amazing
         "feats" except he used his hands.

              The motto of M-G-M movie studios is "Art for Art's sake."

              In New York City, there are 37  taxi  drivers  who  are  each
         named Amarjit Singh.

              Approximately  one out of every ten people who ever lived are
         alive today.

              The  top of the Empire State Building flexes back and forth a
         few feet in heavy winds.

              At one time in Spain people often brushed  their  teeth  with
         stagnant urine.

              An  Indian emperor was given four wives when he inherited the
         throne at the age of eight.

              European men used to be vain about their legs - to the  point
         where  they  knew  which leg was the best looking. These men would
         place their "best foot forward".

              World wide there are 1,006.7 men for every 1,000 women.

              If you talk on the telephone an average amount of  time,  and
         if  you  could  be  paid minimum wage for this time, you would get
         about $500 per year.

              If you read the newspaper a typical amount of  time,  and  if
         you  could be paid minimum wage for that, you would make just over
         $1,000 per year.

              In a happiness survey based upon a scale of 1 to 10,  lottery
         winners rated their happiness 7; paraplegics 6!

              An  18-watt  fluorescent light gives off as much usable light
         as a 75-watt incandescent (regular) bulb.  It  is  estimated  that
         replacing  a  single  incandescent with a fluorescent will save as
         much electricity as is generated by 400 pounds of coal per year.

              The  human  race  is  about 2500 generations old. Electricity
         and all of the inventions it has spawned, radio,  tv,  telephones,
         electric  motors,  and  computers  were  put  into use less than 5
         generations ago. Much less than 1 percent of all our time on earth
         has been serviced by these wonderful inventions.

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