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This is an archive file of the Sisters in Crime folder from the Mystery Fiction message board.   Topics discussed include:  Bill Pomidor's awful miracle diet, the killing of animals in fiction.

The postings date from 506/96 to 5/11/96; enjoy!



  Subj:  Re:Getting along by Jangrape

  Date:  96-05-06 13:18:23 EDT

  From:  CBURNS1         

  Posted on:  America Online

  

    Hi Jan! I love Elizabeth Moon, she belongs next to Anne McCaffrey,

  Katherine Kurtz, and Marion Zimmer Bradley:)

  Colleen (whose reading spectrum has become too broad for even her to keep up!

  Sherry Lewis, your book is next on my pile:)

  ------------------------------

  Subj:  The Pomidor Diet

  Date:  96-05-06 14:24:36 EDT

  From:  B Pomidor       

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  Hi, Everyone!

     Want a quick way to lose those extra pounds just in time for summer?

  Tired of diet plans that leave you craving food incessantly as you lose just

  an ounce or two of fat per week?  Tired of running like a hamster on a wheel

  and finding that you've actually GAINED weight?

     Then try the quick, easy, and rather unsafe POMIDOR DIET.  Guaranteed to

  remove those unwanted inches in just days rather than weeks or months.

     Here's how it works:

     Find a small child with stomach flu.  Care for him or her for just a few

  days and you're likely to innoculate yourself with the latest, most popular

  strain of something called ENTEROTOXIC E. COLI.  

     This wonderbug is not your common, everyday, run-of-the-mill flu virus.

  This is the real thing.  A bacterium which puts out a nasty toxic chemical

  that acts on your digestive system like a hefty dose of battery acid.

     Just a few hours after being infected with EEC, you'll have a completely

  new attitude toward food.  Those constant cravings will completely disappear.

  Chocolate will seem as appealing as Ipecac.  The remotest thoughts of pizza

  or burgers will be completely repugnant.  And through a gentle process called

  "mucosal sloughing", your digestive tract will find itself completely unable

  to absorb even a molecule of chocolate--if you were foolish enough to ignore

  those ominous rumblings.

     Within hours, you will find yourself magically lighter.  If you're

  fortunate enough to be caring for three small (sick) children while your wife

  is away at a medical conference, the additional exercise coupled with a

  complete lack of nutrition or hydration will compound the effect.  After only

  a day or two, you'll find yourself fitting in clothes that you had earmarked

  for the Salvation Army years ago.

     Of course, you may not have the energy to try those clothes on without

  intravenous hydration and plenty of potassium.  But that's the beauty of the

  POMIDOR DIET!  Once those unwanted pounds are gone, simply take a few doses

  of amoxicillin and the nasty germs will disappear!

     It's time to get serious, America!  Lose all the weight you want

  to--today!  With the POMIDOR DIET!

  ~~Void where prohibited.  Subject to rights, exclusions, tariffs, and

  considerations whereof as specified by law and custom.  Dealer contribution

  may vary.

  ------------------------------------------

  Subj:  A Kinder, Lighter Pomidor   

  Date:  96-05-06 15:00:01 EDT

  From:  B Pomidor       

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  Hi, Folks!

     I missed so many days due to my new diet plan that I actually had to

  DOWNLOAD the last week or so of SinC and read off-line.  Pitiful.  I may

  never catch up on my e-mail.  But I wanted to thank everyone for saying nice

  things about us nominees.  And I wanted to thank Harlan for saying he thought

  <<Bill looked okay, I guess>> at the Edgars.

     What a ringing endorsement.  He was just jealous of my powder-blue tuxedo

  (the one with the canary yellow stripes).  As for Martha, I DID think she won

  the evening gown competition that night, and I also appreciated her

  explanation about WHY she wore that particular outfit!

     And again, it was really neat meeting all these cyber-people in person,

  though sometimes shocking, as Earlene and SuprNanny will attest.  Old and

  grizzled.  Harrumph.

     Cozy versus Gory.  Hmmm.  Everyone else has already said stuff I might

  have said if I were articulate and healthy enough to think of it.  I did a

  long post on DorothyL a while ago about the tendency toward violence in all

  kinds of fiction media.  My own opinion is that there is a tendency for

  darker stuff to be taken more seriously, perhaps because of a notion that

  happy endings don't happen in real life, and that true adversity most clearly

  exemplifies the human spirit.  

     Or maybe it's just the same gallows-gawking that our ancestors have

  enjoyed for centuries.  Who knows?  

     I do think the critics tend to favor hard-core stuff now, though.

  "Lighter" mysteries--regardless of their psychological/literary

  underpinnings--are generally seen as entertainment first, while "darker"

  mysteries are seen as "art," perhaps because of the basic subject matter.

  After all, we ARE dealing with death and murder.  A gloomy, perhaps cynical,

  attitude would seem more appropriate--even if sometimes stereotypical.

     But take a case in point--the psychotic serial killer whose acts are

  described by the author in lurid detail and vivid color but whose motivations

  are shadowy and obscure, related to some vague childhood event that the

  author doesn't really seem to understand.  A ton of those novels have come

  out in the past five years or so, and they've gotten a ton of favorable

  attention.  But I think at least SOME of that attention is misplaced.

     I think critics need to look beneath the surface of all mysteries and

  accept the fact that ANY kind of mystery is generally a pretext for entering

  a fictional world.  It's what's IN the world--whether "cozy" or "gory"--that

  counts.

     Although my own stuff tends to involve autopsy scenes and cadaver labs and

  hospitals, I rarely put in much (any?) hard-core violence, and I'm not sure

  why.  The Marley series is rather light anyway, but even my other stuff tends

  to use violence sparingly.  Perhaps if your life has been touched by violence

  you tend to be more wary of even the remotest chance of propogating it

  through your work, or maybe you're just more likely to flinch away from it.

     But we all have different tastes, different areas of interest and

  expertise, and different places we want to take our readers (and ourselves).

  I respect other writers who do different things with their material than I

  do--even if I don't READ much of Ms. Cornwell, I respect her.

     And--let's face it--I certainly envy her earning power.  Don't we all!

  ~~Bill Pomidor

  A not-quite-cozy writer

  ----------------------------

  Subj:  Re:Getting along

  Date:  96-05-06 15:21:29 EDT

  From:  EJ Christy      

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  Oh, Shirley, you're makin' me feel that I ought to go down and clean out the

  kitchen (try shovel)!

  

  ------------------------------

  Subj:  Re:The Pomidor Diet

  Date:  96-05-06 15:27:30 EDT

  From:  EJ Christy      

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  Well, Bill, just the thought of your recent tribulation has put me off food

  for the rest of the day.  Bet you could fit into my pre-preggo jeans by now,

  poor dear.

  ---------------------------------

  Subj:  Re:The Pomidor Diet

  Date:  96-05-06 15:46:12 EDT

  From:  LTBerenson      

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  Bill,

  

  Been there, done that, with one child. I can't even imagine three.Glad to

  hear you're feeling better. 

  BTW, was it you or Julie who was supposed to be old and grizzled?

  

  Laurie

  ----------------------------

  Subj:  Re:The Pomidor Diet

  Date:  96-05-06 17:07:20 EDT

  From:  Gambytt         

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  Grizzled certainly can't be our Bill.  I was sitting right between Bill and

  Polly Whitney when she was saying the most outrageously complimentary (but

  true) things about his eyes.

  

  I picked up Dotty Sohl's Hearing Faces after hearing her at Malice.  Lovely,

  lovely first mystery.

  

  Gambytt

  ---------------------------------

  Subj:  What I'm reading

  Date:  96-05-06 17:23:35 EDT

  From:  SLBWrites       

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  Colleen,

  

  I'm flattered.  Hope you like it.  I'll be interested to hear what you think

  -- gently, of course <g>

  

  Sherry

  ----------------------------

  Subj:  Grisly/cozy

  Date:  96-05-06 17:58:37 EDT

  From:  SAGEWRITER      

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  It seems like every time I leave the room the most interesting discussions

  take place!  And I, too, hope that I didn't offend anyone. 

  

  I believe in all kinds of books...I'm petrified that in 20 years we'll all be

  too old to read and no one else will know how.  However, I also get

  disgruntled when I hear about the disparity in value placed on different

  types of books, and the amount of backing given them.  My first book was

  "charming, but not earth shattering" (said Joan Hess.)  the last two books

  were "Charming, with a Tense Edge."  (I said!)  Everyone said they were

  better books...I'd like to believe that's because I'm improving, not just

  getting less cozy.

  But...and here's the kicker...on a Malice panel one woman said honestly that

  her Romance novels made twice what her mysteries do.  Go figure.

  Barbara, who just heard that Goldie Hawn and Bette Midler are in NY making

  "The First Wives Club."-

  

  ------------------------------

  Subj:  Re:What I'm reading

  Date:  96-05-06 18:03:07 EDT

  From:  SAGEWRITER      

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  Almost forgot...my roomie at Malice is Sara Hoskinson Fromer.  I'm reading

  her second book, Buried in Quilts.  It's only taken me two weeks to reach

  page 140 and I'm a fast reader!  (However, I have excuses.)   

  Oh, and Martha...thanks for the compliments on my boots.  Molly Weston took a

  picture of them with Carole Neson Douglas's rhinstone "Midnight Louie" shoes!

  Tell everyone about your hat...it's a great story.

  Barbara 

  --------------------------

  Subj:  Bill diet

  Date:  96-05-06 18:08:35 EDT

  From:  Kthirty         

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  After reading about your new diet, Bill, don't be so sure that you don't

  write dark, hard core stuff.

  

  Kathy

  --------------------

  

  Subj:  Re: Old, grizzled Bill

  Date:  96-05-06 18:32:43 EDT

  From:  B Pomidor       

  Posted on:  America Online

  

     The grizzled business was meant to refer to me, not, of course, the lovely

  Julie.  And I quote:

  <<I've got to admit that Bill wasn't anything like I had expected

  either....he's not listening is he?  I mean, no one here listens to other

  people's conversations, do we? <g> I had expected him to be an old grizzled

  type.  He's not.>>

     And yes, Polly Whitney, whom I had never met before (but had seen her

  catapult) did make outrageous comments about my eyes at the DorothyL

  lunch--comments which caused me to blush under my grizzled beard.  But since

  Polly was looking for olives or cherry tomatoes at the time, I can't help but

  wonder if she was just appraising them as ammunition (she and Parnell

  eventually used olives, by the way).

  ~~Bill

  ---------------------------

  Subj:  Re: Old, grizzled Bill

  Date:  96-05-06 19:41:12 EDT

  From:  Holtzer         

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  Bill -- I can empathize, believe me. Never had to cope with E. Coli, but I

  lost ten pounds once on a salmonella-for-self-and-husband diet, back when our

  son was two weeks old. Oh yes, our babysitter had it too, in-laws were out of

  town, and the child only slept for two hours at a time. We'd also just been

  evicted, had to move, and hadn't unpacked yet. (This is a L-O-O-O-N-G story

  that I'm saving for a book sometime. The eviction was out of a Fair Housing

  complaint case. [Well, I _said_ it was a long story.])

  

  Anyway, glad to hear that you're all well again.

  -------------------------

  Subj:  Re:What I'm reading,

  Earlene

  Date:  96-05-06 20:20:18 EDT

  From:  Mstryriter      

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  Just finished Irish Chain and loved it.  I bought it last January at No Crime

  Unpublished, but just got to it.   Now that I know, I won't wait so long.

  Judy

  -----------------------------

  Subj:  Re:What I'm reading

  Date:  96-05-06 20:26:27 EDT

  From:  MaraWayne       

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  Earlene,

  

  How is the Zip Code book? It is highly touted--supposed to be well researched

  anyway. I'm finishing Primary Colors myself. I'm enjoying it. Think it was

  very intelligently written--very engaging. Written by Anonymous, you know.

  Who wrote the Zip Code book?

  Gail

  ----------------------------

  

  Subj:  Re:SMFS

  Date:  96-05-06 20:27:45 EDT

  From:  MaraWayne       

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  Linda, 

  

  Great!!!

  Gail

  ---------------------------

  

  Subj:  Re:The Pomidor Diet

  Date:  96-05-06 20:34:26 EDT

  From:  ANewman102      

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  Bill, I'm in medical marketing.  Your diet is right up there with The MRI

  Cure for the Insistent Buzzing of a Pacemaker.  Who holds the rights?

  ------------------------------

  Subj:

  Re:What I'm reading

  Date:  96-05-06 20:36:07 EDT

  From:  DFlanagan       

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  I'm almost finished with Ravenmocker, and loved it, too. 

  

  In Hawaii we don't have Ravenmockers, but we do have somehting similar called

  "sitting ghosts." I thought of this type of ghost when I read Jean's

  description of the Ravenmocker. These are ghosts that sit on your chest while

  you're sleeping and squeeze the air out of you. Some victims die and some are

  able to push the ghost off their chest. The ghost is often an old women, but

  they're are also recorded incidents with young women, old men and even one

  case of a dog(!).

  

  - Dale

  

  P.S. Ravenmocker is not a ghost story! It's a great-read mystery. Jean justs

  talks about Ravenmockers in the book.

  

  --------------------------

  Subj:  Re:Getting along

  Date:  96-05-06 21:12:55 EDT

  From:  LTBerenson      

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  Lillian,

  

  Thanks for the kind words about PEDIGREE. I definitely think of it as a cozy

  which, to me, almost has as much to do with tone as content. Also, a little

  gore (very little, in that instance) doesn't bother me nearly as much as

  actual violence would.

  

  Laurie

  

  ---------------------------

  

  Subj:  Re:What I'm reading

  Date:  96-05-06 22:00:09 EDT

  From:  SLBWrites       

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  Dale, thanks for sharing that.  I _love_ learning things about different

  cultures, superstitions, beliefs, etc.  I like coming away from a book

  feeling I learned something new and having been grandly entertained at the

  same time.  

  

  Another book I just finished was "The Red Scream" (which I'm sure everyone

  else has read already).  I also love books that make me take a good, hard

  look at myself like that one did.  There were, however, several people in our

  mystery reading group who were disturbed by that very thing about it.   

  

  Sherry

  

  ----------------------------

  Subj:  Re:What I'm reading

  Date:  96-05-06 22:54:16 EDT

  From:  B Pomidor       

  Posted on:  America Online

  

     I'm reading something by a -gasp- non-AOL author.  But I'd heard so much

  about Jeff Abbott, and he was such a nice guy at Malice, that I had to read

  one of his books.  I got the first--Do Unto Others.  A pretty good read so

  far, but I'm starting to envy all you Southern and Western types who have

  lots of, well, shall we say "unusual"? customs and habits and situations

  popping up in small-town society.

     We midwesterners are so danged normal and vanilla.  What am I supposed to

  talk about, culturally speaking?  Bowling?

     No wonder I write about cadavers.  Sheesh!

  ~~Bill

  Oh--and ANewman (goshdangit, you've got to put your real name at the bottom

  of those notes!)--regarding your query about rights to the Pomidor Diet.  I

  think they're owned by somebody named "Escherichia" somebody.  Funny name.

  Italian, probably, or maybe Latino.  Last name starts with a "C", I

  think...

  

  --------------------------

  

  Subj:  Re:Ghostly Hawaii

  Date:  96-05-06 23:09:49 EDT

  From:  Heyjbm          

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  Dale, I had never heard of those chest-sitting ghosts in Hawaii. But I have

  to say your state has the best ghost stories of anywhere. I used to travel

  there a lot for a bridal magazine, writing honeymoon stoires (yeah, it was a

  really tough beat). I've heard so much about nightwalkers that I won't drive

  alone at night! Please tell more. 

                  Jo Beth

  

  ----------------------------

  Subj:  Re:What I'm Reading

  Date:  96-05-06 23:12:36 EDT

  From:  Heyjbm          

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  Oh, forgot to add: Earlene had a crowd at her signing this weekend, and they

  weren't lining up to see her boots! Books were carted out in large stacks. 

     So I'm reading Kansas Troubles, and loving it. Also have Jeff Abbott's

  first, and Kathy Trocheck's first, and Elizabeth Peters' first (yes, there's

  a pattern here)... Jo Beth

  --------------------------------

  Subj:  Signings

  Date:  96-05-07 00:34:31 EDT

  From:  SLBWrites       

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  Way to go, Earlene!  I'd have carried out a bagful myself, if I could have

  been there.  

  

  Sherry

  

  ----------------------------

  Subj:  Re:Signings

  Date:  96-05-07 01:50:38 EDT

  From:  ESFowler        

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  Ah, you guys are so nice.  Not Patsy Cornwell cartloads but I didn't have to

  give directions to the restroom once.  Thanks to all my buddies for showing

  up.

  

  Gail--I'm actually disappointed with the ZIP code book.  The plot is kinda

  shallow and it's very thin on characterization.  Short chapters though.

  

  Judy--thanks for the kind words about Irish Chain. I'm glad you liked it.

  

  Bill P.--now you gotta read Kansas Troubles.  There's LOTS of murder and

  mayhem and excitement that happens in the midwest.  At least, I found plenty

  of it.  I've been married to a native Kansan for 23 years and there's been

  personally many times I've wanted to murder certain members of his

  family...did I just say that?  No, must have been someone else...You

  midwesterners hide a dark, scary side of you, dontcha know?  (And there is,

  ironically enough, a scene in a bowling alley in KT)

  

  An interesting new fact about my, what I consider, very cozy series--my PW

  review (which just came out today) called it a grim tale.  GRIM.  I tell you,

  that oughta get me nominated for an Edgar, don't you think?  How can a cozy

  be grim?  I tell you, it's a crazy world.

  

  I think I need to go shopping for boots.

  

  Earlene 

  

  -----------------------------

  Subj:  Jan's post under aka again

  Date:  96-05-07 01:54:08 EDT

  From:  MYSTRYMORE      

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  Seeing everyone's reading list was fun.  I had already (2 mo. ago) read

  galley of Marcia's new book THE BROKEN PROMISE LAND - and I agree with

  Earlene - WOW.  Everytime i think Marcia has outdone herself, she goes and

  out does herself.  Since this is May and the galley says it will be shipped

  May 24th so it will be in your favorite stores and libraries very soon.  Get

  on a wait list or get it ordered.

  

  Two books that I'm just dying to get in my hot little hands and begin are

  KEEP STILL by Eleanor Taylor Bland (if you haven't read her - run don't walk

  to your nearest bookstore/library for  read her earlier ones and the same

  goes for Sandra West Prowell who's new Pheobie Segal is titled WHEN

  WALLFLOWERS DIE.  I think I will finish up with the Shamus Awards this week

  and then can read for fun again.  Oh and jean Hager's galley THE FIRESTARTER,

  that's up near the top of my list, too.

  -------------------

  Subj:  Bill's diet

  Date:  96-05-07 01:58:57 EDT

  From:  MYSTRYMORE      

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  Bill your diet sound horrible.  Now about 3 months ago I had one of those 24

  hr. bugs that have you doing vile things with more than one part of your

  body.  I lost 2-3 lbs. but two days later I tried to make up missed meals and

  gained back 5.

  

  That's my luck.  I did lose another 4.5 last week on the cabbage soup diet

  and will start it up again tomorrow.  i'm trying my best to lose 15-20 lbs.

  I needed to lose 40 and have lost some, gained some back then lost some of

  the same back again.  But this time I hope to get 20 off and keep it off for

  awhile anyway.

  ----------------------

  Subj:  Grapes in Chainmail

  Date:  96-05-07 02:02:21 EDT

  From:  MYSTRYMORE      

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  Thanks to my past-life sister - Margaret

  

  I definitely will read the recommended story in Chainmail.  I think

  everything in here in funny and that's what I needed is a few good laughs.

  --------------------

  Subj:  Re:Signings

  Date:  96-05-07 11:38:55 EDT

  From:  LTBerenson      

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  Earlene,

  

  Grim?? You've got to be kidding. I thought it was your best so far, and I've

  really enjoyed all three. Maybe the reviewer meant to type gr..eat!

  

  Laurie

  

  ------------------------

  Subj:  Re:Signings

  Date:  96-05-07 12:36:37 EDT

  From:  HKlaus6073      

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  Heaven forbid I shouls criticize a reviewer, Earlene,BUT GRIM?. That makes

  absolutely no sense. 

  With all the romantic stuff you put in, It's more like a fun read

  -----------------------

  Subj:

  Re:cozy

  Date:  96-05-07 13:24:05 EDT

  From:  ANDIDVM         

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  Okay, still tryin to make sense of this.  Martha's MURDER IN SCORPIO was

  nominated for both Edgar and Agatha.  I never thought of it as either light

  or cozy while reading it.  What about tone, Laurie?  Maybe you just nailed

  it.  Or was that Bill?  (BTW, glad you're feeling better, BP)  Anyway,

  looking back I have to admit I'm bothered by certain mysteries that treat the

  fact that someone has died as mere entertainment.  Such as 'here we all are,

  stuck on this deserted island in this storm with no phones or electricity or

  books to read.  Isn't it marvelous we have this quaint little murder to solve

  to keep us from growing bored'!  I prefer mysteries where the jeapardy is

  taken more seriously.  But I can understand why some people wouldn't.  And

  sometimes I don't want to work that hard, or feel that much, and I'll

  deliberately seek out a 'lighter' mystery.  Also, the 'darker' ones tend to

  be longer, so I get more entertainment hours for my $5.99 or whatever.  Not

  that I buy books by the pound, exactly, but all things equal I'd buy a

  thicker book over a thinner one.  I thinks that's why book store versions are

  bigger that book club editions of the same book, which proves (to me) that I

  am not alone.

  

  Bill, finally bought  MURDER BY PRESCRIPTION - just started it, and for once

  I happened to pick up a book inadvertently that suits my mood perfectly (not

  Patsy Cornwall!)  Will look forward to others -- when will they arrive?  Did

  I hear June for #2?  Anyway, welcome back and sorry you had to take such a

  drastic approach to weight loss!  But did you bottle up a culture for your

  friends?  Then again, who has time to be sick?

  

  Lillian

  

  ------------------------

  Subj:  Midwest Flavor

  Date:  96-05-07 18:29:11 EDT

  From:  MsSleuth        

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  Bill,

  My series (first book soon to be published -please God!) is set in a rural

  town in Illinois. I'll match its "flavor" against the south or west anytime.

  The quirky characters and small town setting are far from bland. Maybe you

  haven't been in a small enough or rural enough town. Anybody out there ever

  hear of Yella Hammers? They give Magoddy's Buchanons a run for their money.

  

  Denise

  Author of  The Chokeberry Days Murder (soon to be released - well as soon as

  some agent and/or editor come to their senses)<g>

  

  -------------------------

  Subj:  Re:Stuff

  Date:  96-05-08 00:29:57 EDT

  From:  KTrocheck       

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  Was I the only one who noticed that Joan Hess was positively demure at

  Malice? Or was it all that white wine I drank down in the bar? Anyway, I have

  82 pages done on a book that's due the end of the month. And I'm out touring

  most of June, so when will I finish? Right now I'm reading A Valley in Italy

  by somebody named Lisa St. Aubin De Teran. It's sort of like A Year in

  Provence, but in Umbria. If I can't go, at least I can read about it. Then

  I've got The Temple Bombing, which is non-fiction, about the hate bombing of

  a synagogue in Atlanta in the early '60s. And the newest issue of Writer's

  Digest has an interview with Anne LaMott, who I think writes the wisest,

  funniest, truest stuff about writers that I have ever read. And I have a slew

  of mysteries to read, including Harlan's, which I picked up at Malice, and

  Jean Hager's latest, since she was my roomie. And now the new Marcia Muller?

  What riches!

  ------------

  Subj:  Look candy bars

  Date:  96-05-08 00:59:31 EDT

  From:  ESFowler        

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  Laurie--they are like Big Hunks covered in chocolate.  I ate the last one

  tonight.  When I get more I'll send you one.

  

  Earlene (who needs to wipe the chocolate off her keyboard now)

  -------------------------

  Subj:  Anne

  Lamott & Mad Hatters

  Date:  96-05-08 01:48:18 EDT

  From:  Mysmartha       

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  Yes!  If you're a writer (or even a normal person) and haven't yet read Anne

  Lamott's _Bird by Bird: Some Instructions on Writing and Life_, you have a

  treat coming.  The book's out in paperback now.  Lamott is wise, inspiring,

  and throw-your-head-back-laughing funny.  And she wears hats, which brings me

  to my next subject:

  THE HAT STORY

  Barbara Burnett Smith was kind enough to clue me in that hats were de rigueur

  at Malice.  I was bemoaning my lack of a hat to our mutual friend, Tom

  Hallman, a very gifted artist whose work graces the covers of dozens of

  best-selling mysteries--Mary Higgins Clark, Elizabeth George, all the Rex

  Stouts, to name just a few.  (Hey Harlan: maybe I can arrange an

  introduction.) Tom just happened to have the smashing little black bolero

  that he used to paint the cover of Dorothy Cannell's _Widows Club_ and was

  dear enough to FedEx it to me in time for the con.  I donned the chapeau and

  was thrilled to find Dorothy in the banquet crowd at Malice.  A delightful

  redhead with a ready laugh, Dorothy was tickled by the story and fell in love

  with the hat.  The next day in the bar she offered fifteen bucks for it--but

  as of this writing, the artist isn't selling. 

  -the end-

  

  ---------------------------

  Subj:  Re:Look candy bars

  Date:  96-05-08 09:18:47 EDT

  From:  SurfGrape       

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  Earlene,

  

  Wait, wait, wait.  Let me get this straight.  You can actually BUY a big hunk

  covered in chocolate?  What does he look like?  Like Fabio?

  

  Who sells these wonderful confections?

  

  :-)  Margaret

  -------------------------------

  Subj:  Re:Look candy bars

  Date:  96-05-08 10:13:17 EDT

  From:  LTBerenson      

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  Earlene,

  

  Husband out of town on business. Anxiously awaiting my hunk.

  

  Laurie

  -----------------------

  Subj:  Re:Look candy bars

  Date:  96-05-08 11:49:07 EDT

  From:  AAuthor         

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  EArlene, I just realized we're both doing signings at Page One in

  Albuquerque. Look forward to meeting you.

  

  Aimee

  http://www.comet.net/writersm/thurlo/home.htm.

  -----------------------

  Subj:  What I'm reading

  Date:  96-05-08 13:28:03 EDT

  From:  DianneDay       

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  Actually I just read it, but thought I'd mention because this is the best

  I've read in some time--even though by an author outside the pale of both aol

  and sinc: Total Eclipse by Liz Rigbey.  More suspense than mystery,

  protagonist a male astronomer, theme has to do with obsession.  I thought it

  was well-written and it tweaked the writer in me; made me think things like,

  now how did she do that?  

  Dianne

  ---------------------------------

  Subj:  Re:Getting along

  Date:  96-05-08 14:11:38 EDT

  From:  COOPER SR       

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  Having been raised in a house full of boys with a politically active father,

  I thought we *were* getting along!  Never be afraid of someone else's or your

  own opinion.

  

  Kathy - Once heard about a writer who's young son spent the night at a

  friends house and came home to tell his mother that his friend's mother was

  really strange - she folded the sheets before she put them in the closet.  I

  agree with the kid.

  

  What I'm reading:  Having my good friend Jan Grape in the book store

  business, I've been lucky to get a few advanced copies, too.  Earlene, just

  finshed "Broken Promised Land" and thought it was terrific - one of MM's best

  - although each seems to be better than the last.  Just got an advance copy

  of Kinky Friedman's "The Love Song of J. Edgar Hoover".  You could dine out

  on the one-liners!:)

  

  Susan, not grumpy, just getting along with an argument and a smile :)

  -----------------------

  Subj:

  Midwest Vanillity, BSP

  Date:  96-05-08 16:16:04 EDT

  From:  B Pomidor       

  Posted on:  America Online

  

     Denise pointed out that small town settings can be "far from bland," even

  in the Midwest.  I agree.  And I also agree that *most* of the time, I've

  probably lived in areas which are too citified to really have that small-town

  flavor.  But another aspect of spending most of your life *anywhere* is that

  you tend to take the "culture" for granted.  Sometimes it takes an outsider

  to point out the quirks that we all practice and enjoy--or at least, a writer

  who can take an outsider's perspective.  Good luck with your series, Denise!

     As for Lillian's blatant invitation to BSP--yes, THE ANATOMY OF MURDER is

  finally trickling into bookstores.  The official ship date has been moved

  back from 5/1 to 5/10 (perhaps because of the little "Edgar Award Nominee"

  that they magically managed to sneak onto the front cover!), but I got my

  five copies in the mail today.  Unfortunately, my case of 76 didn't arrive in

  time for my two appearances yesterday.  But the medical students at my

  morning talk really enjoyed it.  Picture reading explicit details about a

  cadaver lab and dissection to an auditorium full of medical students who are

  all EATING LUNCH!

     Medicine gives you a different perspective, and it has a culture all its

  own.  Which brings me back to the beginning.  Whether you're writing about

  small-town America, or university politics, or the medical world, or the fine

  details of male bovine surgery (Earlene!), it's those neat little "cultural"

  details that make the story so interesting--introducing that unfamiliar (or

  sometimes TOO familiar) world to the readers.

     Here's to culture, vanilla, chocolate, or strawberry!

  ~~Bill Pomidor

  -----------

  Subj:  Got cover

  Date:  96-05-08 16:44:35 EDT

  From:  AAuthor         

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  Today I finally got an advance copy of our DEATH WALKER. The cover looks

  really decent though I can't say I'm wild about DEATH WALKER being written in

  green. Strange shade of green, too. Like you, Bill, mine was sent back when

  Tony Hillerman gave us a quote. Talk about under the wire, but hey, they made

  sure it got sent back for that quote!!!! 

  

  Aimee

  http://www.comet.net/writersm/thurlo/home.htm

  

  

  ----------------------

  Subj:  Re:Cadaver lab

  Date:  96-05-08 18:22:21 EDT

  From:  ANDIDVM         

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  Bill:  huh?  So what's the problem?  We always had dissection just before

  lunch...  Reminds me of a story, a student who brought a piece of cauliflower

  is during feline neuro dissection, asked the instructor to point out all the

  parts of a cat's brain (which he did, in all seriousness!), then calmly

  thanked him and ate the 'brain'!  Well, maybe you had to be there... (this

  and other humorous anecdotes available soon in my upcoming first novel,

  RIDING FOR A FALL)

  

  Finally finished book 2, pre-revision stage.  As soon as my computer and my

  printer are speaking, it's off to New York!  Yippee!  Would tell you the

  title if I knew it.

  

  Have been seeing comments in DorothyL about animals dying in books -- how do

  you all feel about this?  I think it's a 'rule' that should be broken

  cautiously.  I can't avoid having a few animals die in my books but won't

  kill anything tha isn;t at the end of its life (if that makes sense).  I

  wouldn't, for instance, let the reader get attached to an individual animal

  then allow something horrible happen to it.  But my character is a DVM -- you

  couldn't set a mystery in a hospital and not have people die now and then!

  If I sound defensive, I apologize in advance.  Would appreciate feedback.

  

  Lillian

  -----------------------------

  

  Subj:  Re:Cadaver lab

  Date:  96-05-08 18:47:11 EDT

  From:  LTBerenson      

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  Lillian,

  

  I'm one of the people who's been talking on DL about animals dying in books.

  I said I wouldn't do it, but I probably should have clarified that to mean

  what you just said--that I wouldn't get readers attached to an animal, then

  maliciously kill it off. Animals do have shorter life spans than we do. It's

  a fact of life. Still, I would work around it carefully, many readers seem to

  be very squeamish on this subject.

  

  Laurie

  

  -----------------------------

  Subj:  Re:Cadaver lab

  Date:  96-05-08 19:45:32 EDT

  From:  B Pomidor       

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  Lillian,

     I loved your "cat brain" story; I can't top that one.  But in our

  dissection lab during pre-med (you know, where you're dissecting things that

  are REALLY gross!), one of my friends always had two dissecting probes--one

  that he used to hold down formalin-preserved grasshoppers and fetal pigs and

  things, and another one that he used to stir his coffee (always in front of

  the instructor).  Watching the instructor's appalled reaction and queasy

  concern was always good for a laugh.  Life's little pleasures at Kent

  State...

  ~~Bill

  --------------------------

  Subj:  Re:Cadaver lab

  Date:  96-05-08 19:46:18 EDT

  From:  B Pomidor       

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  p.s., Lillian--

     I'm really looking forward to reading those anecdotes in RIDING FOR A

  FALL.  When will it appear?

  ~~Bill

  

  ------------------------------

  Subj:  Re:What I'm reading

  Date:  96-05-08 20:29:12 EDT

  From:  ANewman102      

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  Bill--The name's Annie--I'll send you some preliminary copy on The Pomidor

  Diet if you want--but what was that Hippocratic thing about First, Do No

  Harm?

  ------------------------

  Subj:  Re:Look candy bars

  Date:  96-05-08 20:33:51 EDT

  From:  ANewman102      

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  Oh boy.  Put me on the mailing list.  Milk chocolate or dark?  I'm not even

  going to mention nuts.

  

  -----------------------

  Subj:  Animal Deaths

  Date:  96-05-08 20:47:54 EDT

  From:  ANewman102      

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  Sorry to write all these posts--I should learn to save all my comments until

  I've reached the end of the day's postings.  But I'm not a subscriber to

  DorothyL and I had to ask, what's the controversy all about?

  

  I've been a cat owner for years and I also like dogs (altho' have never lived

  in a house big enough to make one comfortable).  I believe that animal

  testing should never be performed for any less reason than the saving of

  life--and even then, should be as humane as possible.  (I'm not entirely

  PETA, as you can see, but even I know it's immoral to blind rabbits for the

  sake of a new mascara).  I've had my animals neutered when I couldn't keep

  their young, and once I had to put a cat, a dear companion, to sleep when she

  wasn't going to get better.

  

  BUT...I don't see why killing a fictional animal is considered indecent.  I

  mean, we're mystery writers!  We kill fictional people all the time!  And

  rarely when they're at the end of their lives or in any frame of mind to want

  to go!  And almost never humanely!

  

  Do people think that the fictional murder or torture of an animal will incite

  readers to do the same?  Or will generally devalue life and the respect which

  we ought to feel for living things?

  

  I'm asking honestly--I really don't understand.  I've just read janet

  Evanovich's Two for the Dough, a large portion of which had to do with the

  desecration of corpses.  Treated in a shocking/funny way.  Honestly, I was a

  little grossed out, but it was a very cogent way of expressing the

  desecrator's personality, and why the heroine had to fight to hard to capture

  him.  In other words, it wasn't gratuitous, it was appropriate, and it was

  good writing.

  

  But isn't it at least as bad as killing an animal?  It would be, in real

  life.

  

  --------------------------Don't mean to offend but I really had to ask these questions.--ANNIE

  

  Subj:

  Re: Hunks and stuff

  Date:  96-05-08 21:27:21 EDT

  From:  Holtzer         

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  >>Milk chocolate or dark?  I'm not even going to mention nuts.<<

                           Annie, ROTFLMAO!

  

  And from Bill:

       >>Picture reading explicit details about a cadaver lab and dissection to

  an auditorium full of medical students who are all EATING LUNCH!<<

       Hell, I've seen the same thing at MWA/NorCal dinners -- imagine forty or

  so perfectly ordinary-looking people calmly spooning chocolate mousse while

  watching a slide presentation by the local coroner. I didn't even realize it

  was unusual until someone else mentioned it -- after all, we're mystery

  writers, right?

  

  ----------------------------

  Subj:  Re:Anne Lamott & Mad Hatters

  Date:  96-05-08 22:47:43 EDT

  From:  Fontella        

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  Hats? Malice? Can't wait until next year. I'll be bring several.

  

  ---------------------------------

  Subj:

  animals RIP- top this...

  Date:  96-05-08 23:54:25 EDT

  From:  Kthirty         

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  It is a standing joke between my husband and myself to see how long it takes

  our ten-yr-old son to ask, about a movie or show he is watching, "Does the

  dog die?" Adults he could care less about (hhmmm?) but children he does worry

  about.

  I think it goes to innocence, animals and children are innocent. Adults get

  what they deserve. Two of the four victims in my ms. are rotters. I think

  you'll shed a tear over the other two.

  Bill and medical others - my husband comes from a medical family. It took

  awhile for me to get used to the dinnertime conversations. His Dad, bless his

  departed soul, was a unique character. He preformed his own vasectomy. He

  died a year ago yesterday and I miss him.

  Kathy

  

  -----------------------------

  Subj:  animal deaths

  Date:  96-05-08 23:54:38 EDT

  From:  CBURNS1         

  Posted on:  America Online

  

   First I'd like to put in my order for a hunk. Skip the chocolate, just send

  me the hunk.

   Secondly, I have to admit that after Farley died I couldn't keep reading the

  comic strip For Better or Worse.  Now, perhaps it was just too close to home

  for me since I own an old english sheepdog and that's what Farley was. Or

  maybe it was because I'd lost my dearest cat not long before that. I don't

  know.  But, the power of an animal's death that the audience has developed a

  relationship with can be as powerful as that of any character. Perhaps more

  powerful in that a malicious killing of an animal is horrifying in the way

  killing any innocent would be. At least for me.  There's something supremely

  sick about some one who would kill someone or something defenseless.  So,

  while it doesn't bug me to read about the average adult murdered, kids, old

  people, and animals really get me.

  Colleen

  -----------------------

  Subj:  Comments Du Jour

  Date:  96-05-09 01:19:42 EDT

  From:  Heyjbm          

  Posted on:  America Online

  

     Kathy -- PERFORMED HIS OWN VASECTOMY?????? I mean, Earlene may find that

  cool (look ma, no rubber bands?), but...

      Bill -- Don't count cities short for character. I grew up in small

  Southern town full of eccentrics (aren't they all?), but cities fascinate me,

  mostly b/c faster pace and greater diversity. In a small town, anything can

  happen on a smaller, human scale; in a city, it feels like anything can

  happen, period. But yeah, I've chosen to write about that little piece of

  Alabama. I know it and love it best. 

                  Jo Beth, who is still daydreaming about Hunks O' Chocolate

  

  ---------------------------

  Subj:  Questions Du Jour

  Date:  96-05-09 01:22:30 EDT

  From:  Heyjbm          

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  No, I don't want to know how to perform a vasectomy. More Tame Questions: 

  1)  How do you log onto Dorothy L? What's the chatter like?

  2) How do you know when there's a scheduled chat of interest here on AOL? I

  always hear about them after the fact.

  3) Is it my absence and bad memory, or have all sorts of great new people

  joined this board?        Welcome all; this is certainly a lively site, and

  almost as addictive as chocolate hunks. 

                 Jo Beth

  

  ------------------------

  Subj:  Hormonal Sickos

  Date:  96-05-09 01:45:05 EDT

  From:  ESFowler        

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  Ha, knew that subject title would make you all read it.  Honestly, I answer a

  perfectly LEGITIMATE question about a real, honest-to-goodness candy bar

  (they are marvelous and not found everywhere as my husband and I have found

  when we travel) and you all turn it into something...well...something that

  really got me...thinking.  

  

  I, too, want to hear how Kathy's father perfomed his own vasectomy.  I mean,

  I'm trying to picture it...nah, I'll go back to the Big Hunk covered in

  chocolate image.  Maybe Dr. Bill can give us an official, medical

  description.  I tell you, though, any man who can do that, is a man I'd want

  fighting on my side.

  

  Looking forward to seeing you at Page One, Aimee.  Are you going to be

  signing the same time as me?  

  

  Killing animals:  I'll never do it, no how, no way.  I only believe in

  killing their sex drive. (Actually, a bull was killed in my second book--hit

  by a truck--off scene, of course, and not one letter from angry bull owners.

  

  Earlene

  -------------------------------

  Subj:  the reports of his demise

  Date:  96-05-09 10:59:46 EDT

  From:  Kthirty         

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  It was my father-in-law that preformed his own vasectomy. He was a small town

  country doctor and nobody else was around to do it...... Remember the first

  human use of novacain was used by a doctor who took out his own appendix.

  Bill, is medical machoism a trait? Is machoism a word?

  My father is retired from his executive suite and is now a ski bum.

  Kathy

  ---------------------

  

  Subj:  Re:the reports of his demise

  Date:  96-05-09 11:07:09 EDT

  From:  HATwritr        

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  Kathy - The word is Machismo - at least in the Latino world (I'm an ex Peace

  Corps volunteer who spent her two years in the Carribean dealing with the

  macho image a lot!!)

  Helen<--- who's always here lurking in the shadows, listening ... and

  gleaning

  

  -------------------------

  Subj:  Re: NorCal Mystery Week

  Date:  96-05-09 12:01:12 EDT

  From:  MWANorCal       

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  The schedule for the 1996 MWA/NorCal Mystery Week is now posted on our

  website at:

  

           http://user.aol.com/mwanorcal/week.htm

  

  Festivities run from May 8 through May 20, and we'd love to see all of you at

  one or more of these events

  ------------------------

  .Subj:  Re: NorCal Mystery Week

  Date:  96-05-09 13:08:14 EDT

  From:  HKlaus6073      

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  Earlene-just sent off ADC review to Judy. You can ask her for a copy or give

  me fax# and I w8ill send you a copy.

  

  ---------------------------

  Subj:  Mystery Writing Workshops

  Date:  96-05-09 14:07:18 EDT

  From:  ZBookWorm       

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  I'm looking for a good writing workshop/conference to attend this summer.

  Both the Squaw Valley Writers Conference and the UC Berkeley Writing

  Extension have been suggested and I've applied to both (although I'm still

  waiting to find out if I'm admitted).  However, I write mystery/suspense

  novels and I'm not really sure that either of these programs would be helpful

  in that area.  Has anyone heard of a good mystery writing workshop or

  conference on the West Coast?  I'd love any suggestions......

  

  Holly  

  

  -------------------------

  Subj:  Re:An alternative view

  Date:  96-05-09 14:36:35 EDT

  From:  COOPER SR       

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  Killing animals:

  

  I'm an animal lover.  I have a dog and a cat, and my former cat died of a

  heart attack in my arms and it was a terribly traumatic experience.  But (you

  knew there was a but coming didn't you?), anyone remember that wonderful

  documentary of a few years back, "Roger and Me"?  In it, among many other

  things, these two things happened:  A man, a real man, was shot - really

  shot.  A woman (she and her husband were both laid off and had been out of

  work for some time) was raising rabbits in the back yard to feed her family.

  They show her killing one of the rabbits.  The only negative response - and

  there was a lot of it - to this incredible film was the death of the rabbit.

  No one ever mentioned that a human being was shot.  I'm sorry, but I do

  wonder about priorities.

  

  Susan, always willing to step in it

  

  --------------------------

  Subj:  Re:autopsies etc

  Date:  96-05-09 15:06:32 EDT

  From:  DianneDay       

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  I used to be a hospital administrator in my former life, i.e. before I

  started writing, and at one point I was the pathology administrator in a big

  teaching hospital.  Already thinking about writing mysteries.  And I was

  crushed, simply crushed, when Patricia Cornwell got there first!  I mean here

  I was with all this expertise down the drain!

  Dianne Day

  ---------------------

  Subj:  Dead animals

  Date:  96-05-09 16:15:29 EDT

  From:  Mysmartha       

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  Lucky me.  I'm a member of Lillian's writing group, so I've already read

  RIDING FOR A FALL.  If you have a bent for animals, anatomy and action, you

  have a real treat in store.

  

  I killed a cat in my first novel and haven't suffered any backlash yet.  Then

  again, the cat did play an heroic role in the story.

  -------------------------

  Subj:  Re:autopsies etc

  Date:  96-05-09 21:40:49 EDT

  From:  JKenn10050      

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  Hey, Dianne -- more than one point of view is always welcome!!!!

  

  --------------------

  Subj:

  Re:Dead animals

  Date:  96-05-10 07:18:47 EDT

  From:  AHDN64          

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  Anyone read Pet Cemetary?

  After my daughter read it (when it first came out), she couldn't even look at

  our cat for two weeks. She saw King's "Church" in our poor tabby.

  Mitzi

  -------------------------

  Subj:  They shoot horses

  Date:  96-05-10 07:51:46 EDT

  From:  JodyJaffe       

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  It would have been impossible not to have dead horses in my first book,

  "Horse of a Different Killer, since it dealt with the all-too-real practice

  of killing horses for insurance money. But it's kind of funny, the only

  negative reaction I got to that part of the book -- to my face, at least --

  came from someone who works at a mystery bookstore. So theoretically, she's

  used to literary murder and mayhem and seemingly enjoys it.

   When the bound galleys came out last year, I was so excited I was no longer

  earthbound. I floated into that bookstore, galley in hand. Ecstatic, I showed

  the woman behind the register the galley, she showed me her somber face. "I

  read it," she said. 

  "Yeah, well?"  I said. 

  "You know, some people don't like it when you kill animals," she said and

  turned away from me. I guess that meant she was one of them.

  That was the first I'd heard of this don't kill animals fictiously stuff. It

  seemed a bit peculiar at the time, and still does. It's ok to kill innocent

  people, or in the worst cases children even, in books but readers draw the

  line at their four-legged friends? I don't get it.

  I did read one book where a writer arbitrarily kills an animal and it was

  disturbing. However, it would have been just as disturbing had she

  arbitrarily and for no plot purpose killed a human.

   My second book, "Chestnut Mare, Beware," comes out in September. And when I

  get the galleys, this time, I'm going to avoid that woman in the bookstore.

  Yes, I've done it again -- off camera -- two horses die in a fire, though I

  swear it's just a one-sentence mention of it.

  jody jaffe

  ------------

  Subj:  Re:An alternative view

  Date:  96-05-10 10:19:28 EDT

  From:  LTBerenson      

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  Susan,

  

  Your point about priorities was right on target. However that vast wide

  audience of readers (that God knows, I'd love to cultivate) doesn't agree

  with you (us).

  

  Laurie

  -----------------

  Subj:  Re:Pomidor Diet

  Date:  96-05-10 10:33:59 EDT

  From:  LinoScott       

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  Hi, Bill -

  

  Just want you to know my husband did REAL well on the Pomidor Diet, following

  "grandchildcon" at our place.  What I want to know is: why wasn't I afforded

  this opportunity, as I'm the one who needs it???

  

  And yes, I'm grumpy.  Somebody sign me up for Mint-Oreo ice cream and a hunk.

  

  Caroline

  ------------------

  Subj:  Re:Dead animals

  Date:  96-05-10 12:05:03 EDT

  From:  SLBWrites       

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  I've never killed an animal in a book (or in real life, either) but that

  doesn't mean I wouldn't if the plot needed it.  Of course, it would be

  tastefully done just like my human murders are <g>. Guess it only goes to

  show we'll never please all of the people all of the time, no matter what we

  write.  

  

  Does anybody remember that scene in "Stand By Me"  where the four boys are

  sitting around the campfire and the one who likes to write is telling a

  story.  The other 3 boys listen until he's through, and one kid says it's the

  best story the boy's ever told.  The second looks disappointed, and asks if

  that's it?  Is that all?  The third one says, "You should have had it end

  *this* way..."  and the story teller just looks bewildered.  -----> Ain't it

  the truth, folks?  

  

  Sign me up for a hunk, too.  It's been a looooong week.  

  

  Sherry

  

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  Subj:  Re:Animals, othr dead things

  Date:  96-05-10 12:28:32 EDT

  From:  ANDIDVM         

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  Would anyone  remember OLD YELLER if the dogs hadn't died?  How about BAMBI?

  Not that what I'm writing comes close in impact to either of those, but you

  get my point.  Right?

  

  I loved Jody's book, and Martha's was a great read!  Don't ven remember the

  dead cat.  I think the reason Jody's works so well is the horse dies in the

  first chapter, and we don't get to know it as an individual.  I try to do the

  same thing when I have to kill off any animal character.

  

  When I first started writing, there were all sorts of lists of 'rules' for

  writing mysteries.  One of those was 'never kill children or animals'.

  Usually these lists were brought up in the context of 'how to break them'.

  And somehow the people giving the talks always seemed to think you could

  break any rule except that one.

  

  I respectfully disagree.  But for those who feel really, really strongly

  about this, I don't recommend my book, RIDING FOR  A FALL, due out in

  November from Fawcett.  But I hope the rest of you will read it and tell me

  what you think.  (Martha, thanks for the promo.  The rest of you, Anatomy is

  a very minor factor.)  And for anyone who thinks I was too hard on the horses

  in RIDING, definietly shouldn't read my second, (title unpredicted), which

  deals with fighting dogs.  And other stuff.  Which is coming out some time in

  the distant future, but I'll remind you when not to buy it.

  

  Hope this reverse-psychology stuff works.

  

  Happy reading...

  

  Lillian

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  Subj:  Re:Dead animals

  Date:  96-05-10 12:32:48 EDT

  From:  Maggody         

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  I was at Malice several years ago, and had staggered into the restaurant for

  coffee--lots of coffee.  I joined a group that included Susan Sandler, who at

  that time was head of Mystery Guild.  She was explaining why she would never

  buy a dead cat, a dead dog, or a dead child.  I was in the middle of writing

  ROLL OVER AND PLAY DEAD, a book about pet theft, and had a scene in which the

  really bad man killed puppies while training his pit bulls.  When I got home,

  I called my editor and asked how much Mystery Guild usually paid for my

  books.  It was enough that the really bad man might possibly have been

  considering doing something unpleasant to the puppies.  It watered down the

  motive considerably, but I can be bought

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  Subj:  Re:Answers Du Jour

  Date:  96-05-10 12:34:29 EDT

  From:  ANDIDVM         

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  Jo Beth, if I remember right you can subscribe to DorothyL by e-mailing as

  follows:

  send to:  dorothyl@listserv.kent.edu

  subject:  subscribe

  msg: subscribe (YOURNAME -- NOT your e-name) dorothyl@listserv.kent.edu

  

  It took me several tries.  It isn't exactly a chat room, it's a digest.  Kind

  of like a bulletin board but you get it downloaded in daily chunks.  Any

  topic goes as long as it pertains in some way to mystery field.

  

  The chats I hear about are author chats, in conference room first Tuesday of

  each month.  Don't know about others.

  

  Lillian

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  Subj:  Midwest Blandness

  Date:  96-05-10 13:50:17 EDT

  From:  MLMerk          

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  I'm a native St. Louisan writing my first mystery set in, of all places, St.

  Louis.  St. Louis is both a small town and a large city in that it is a city

  of neighborhoods and each neighborhood has its own character.  Just like

  small towns, there are certain neighborhoods where you are not "accepted"

  when you're a newcomer.  And one of the quirks about St. Louisans is when we

  meet another St. Louisan for the first time, one of the questions is always,

  "Where did you go to high school?"  The answer immediately tells us the

  socio-economic background.

  My niece's significant other (a doctor) said he loves dinner at my house

  because no one ever asks him about their illnesses and we plot murders at the

  dinner table.

  Mary Lou

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  Subj:  Dead animals

  Date:  96-05-10 13:52:04 EDT

  From:  MLMerk          

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  One more opinion about dead animals.  I can accept an animal dying if I know

  said animal is sick and miserable.  I get upset when I have become "attached"

  to the animal and then it's killed, although I must admit that when an author

  wants to show me someone is really evil, killing an animal will do it.  One

  of Taylor McCafferty's(sp?) books opened with a dead grandmother, her dead

  cat and dead bird.  I had no problem with it because they were already dead

  when the book opened.

  Mary Lou

  

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  Subj:  Re:Animals, othr dead things

  Date:  96-05-10 13:52:07 EDT

  From:  Jogerrit        

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  Hi all, haven't posted on this board before but had to jump in on this

  appetizing subject.  Was watching X-Files last week, about folks getting

  eaten up in and around this lake by a supposed "monster".  Dead humans

  galore.  My teenage sons, who are watching it with me, don't bat an eye, even

  with the decapitated corpse.  Then a cute dog gets eaten by the monster and

  suddenly my sons are howling: "How could they DO that to a poor little DOG?"

     A few years back, I co-wrote a TV Movie of the Week, "Adrift," about a

  couple terrorized at sea.  During a story conference, the producers told me

  they wanted something "really shocking and horrible" to happen halfway

  through the film.  The solution, of course, was to kill the pet cat.

     And remember what happened to that bunny in "Fatal Attraction..."

     There are some automatic buttons to push when you want to shock the

  audience, and killing pets is certainly one of them.

  

  Tess

  ---------------------

  Subj:  Re:Stand By Me

  Date:  96-05-10 14:30:07 EDT

  From:  COOPER SR       

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  Sherry,

  

  Stand by Me was the first PG-13 rated movie (bit of trivia there, folks) and,

  after having seen it and loved it, my husband and I thought it was a movie

  our 11 year old daughter should see.  So we rented it when it became

  available.  She too loved it.  We talked about it.  I thought she was very

  perceptive.  The next day I was taking her and a friend somewhere, both girls

  in the back seat.  Evin started telling her friend about the movie.  Her only

  comment:  "The dead body was really cool".

  

  Lord knows, I tried.

  

  Susan

  

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  Subj:  Re:Stand By Me

  Date:  96-05-10 15:41:21 EDT

  From:  SLBWrites       

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  Susan,

  

  LOL at the story about your daughter and the movie.  I recently watched it

  again a few weeks ago when it was on TV.  I hadn't seen it since started

  writing "seriously".  I drank it all in and, as you can tell, found meaning

  in things I hadn't noticed before.  My 9-year old daughter watched a couple

  of minutes, shrugged, and went outside to play.  

  

  Sherry

  

  --------------------

  Subj:  taboo deaths

  Date:  96-05-10 16:34:49 EDT

  From:  Kthirty         

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  Spoiler Alert for UNDER THE BEETLE'S CELLAR by Mary Willis Walker

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  There is a death of a child in this book. Very, very hard to read (hits very

  close to home in our family) but made the book that much more gripping.

  Kathy

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  Subj:  Re:Midwest Blandness

  Date:  96-05-10 17:38:12 EDT

  From:  Fontella        

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  Since MLMerk asked the St. Louis high school question I have to say

  "Lindbergh."

  

  Now in NY where the question is "How much is your rent?"

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  Subj:  Re:Mystery

  Writing Workshops

  Date:  96-05-10 18:28:23 EDT

  From:  Holtzer         

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  If you're in northern California, might consider the Book Passage Mystery

  writing Conference, by the bookstore of the same name in Corte Madera. I've

  heard real good things about it.

  ---------------------

  Subj:  Re:taboo deaths

  Date:  96-05-10 20:29:11 EDT

  From:  MaraWayne       

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  Under the Beetle's Cellar was quite good, except toward the end. I want a

  happy ending. The thing is, I cared about the characters. I LOVED the bus

  driver. Certainly it's worth reading though.

  -----------------

  Subj:  Re:Midwest Blandness

  Date:  96-05-10 20:30:59 EDT

  From:  MaraWayne       

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  We do NOT ask people what their rent is. We are curious, but we do not ask.

  "Are you working?" is a subtle way of asking what a person does for a living.

  That's delicate, too. 

  Gail

  

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  Subj:  Re:Midwest Blandness

  Date:  96-05-10 20:52:24 EDT

  From:  LTBerenson      

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  Mary Lou,

  

  Doesn't everyone plot murders at the dinner table?

  

  Laurie (whose druggist is always glad to see my husband alive and well.

  Apparently she suffers guilt pangs from that arsenic formula she gave

  me.)

  ------------------

  Subj:  Re:Midwest Blandness

  Date:  96-05-10 21:11:31 EDT

  From:  ANewman102      

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  Laurie, I hope your druggist isn't the nice girl at the Norwalk CVS.  I was

  intending to ask her about digitalis.  If she's already done the arsenic

  thing with you, she's probably wary and I'll have to go to

  Westport.--ANNIE

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  Subj:  Re:Answers Du Jour

  Date:  96-05-10 23:22:29 EDT

  From:  Gambytt         

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  You may have better luck subscribing to to DorothyL if you send the subscribe

  DorothyL message to listserv@listserv.kent.edu     The address that starts

  dorothyl@... will show up as a post, if at all, and won't get you subscribed.

  Enjoy!

  

  Gambytt

  

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  Subj:  Re:Dorothy L

  Date:  96-05-11 00:05:04 EDT

  From:  Heyjbm          

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  Thanks for the addresses! Is this one of those things that will send massive

  emailings to me daily? Is it worth it? I travel frequently, sometimes for

  weeks at a time, so I don't want to get my mailbox too full. Jo Beth

  

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  Subj:

  Dog/Cat Analysis

  Date:  96-05-11 00:08:33 EDT

  From:  Heyjbm          

  Posted on:  America Online

  

  Yet another musing on animals:

     The worst animal scene I’ve ever read was in a P.I. mystery set in Laguna

  Beach: the bad guy’s henchman horse-tied and beat a golden retriever to a

  pulp. I don’t think I’d read that author again, whoever he was. It turned my

  stomach.

     Maybe we react to pets dying because it triggers stuff from our early years.

  In my own childhood, when people died, it was kept from me, or at least not

  discussed, until I was older. So my earliest lesson on death came from my

  best buddy, my dog. When he died, it was a tragedy of grand proportions to my

  six-year-old mind. 

         Pets are also such an extension of us. I have a cat who has been with

  me for a dozen years -- he sits on my lap as I write, sleeps curled against

  my neck, and gets stroked, sweet-talked and fed far more often than my poor

  husband. The older my cat gets, the more I try to brace myself for the day

  his nine lives are up. So maybe if I get familiar with fictional pets, then

  they are abused or killed, it hits too many emotions about my own pets’

  mortality lurking there beneath the surface.

       That’s my two-cent analysis, anyway. 

            JoBeth, who also has a sweetheart golden retriever nobody had

  better ever hurt

  --------------------------

  

  Subj:  Re:They shoot horses

  Date:  96-05-11 01:06:14 EDT

  From:  CBURNS1         

  Posted on:  America Online

  

    Jody, that woman was ridiculous.  Killing animals always upsets me because

  I feel sad for the animal. But, if it's part of the story then it part of the

  story. I loved your book, and I thought the killing of horses was neccessary

  to portray the realities of the horse world. Poo-poo on that woman!

  Colleen

  

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