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  How's this for something to invent ...


  Get a "wet suit" (used by scuba divers) and affix 256 little electric motors

  to it at various carefully selected places.  Put little off-center

  counter-weights on each motor.

 

  Now hook up all 256 motors to driver circuitry.  The driver circuitry is

  commanded by a small CPU (a 6802 would suffice), which is connected to a

  serial port.  Connect pins 1 and 2 (ground and data in) via a T-Tap to your

  modem's cable.

 

  The CPU's ROM tells it to scan the line for the following sequence of

  characters:

 

  ESC % m n

 

  where m and n are bytes representing motor address (1 to 256) and duration

  of activation (1 = .1 seconds, 256 = 25.60 seconds).

 

  You now have the means to have sex with somebody while participating in a

  online chat (a.k.a "CB Chat Mode").  True, they'll have to set up a bunch of

  macros, and they'll make some mistakes, but heck, we all made some mistakes

  our first time, didn't we?

 

  The motors, of course, act as vibrators.  The off-centre counterweight sees

  to that.  It'll take some skill to arrange the motors for optimum effect,

  but I'm sure we'll have no trouble finding volunteers to help us with the

  testing.

 

  Y'gotta admit, it does give new meaning to the term "wet suit".


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