MODERN ACRONYMS



MODERN ACRONYMS

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OINKs    one income, no kids

DINKs    double income, no kids

PINKs    private income, no kids

LINCs    low income, nine cats

NINKs    no income, nine kids

DUDs     demographically undesirable divorcee

PODs     punks on dope

YAMs     young assholes on mopeds

SLIFs    still living in the fifties

SLITS    still living in the sixties

SHITs    suburban heterosexuals in town to swing

CANTs    corporate animals, no talent

SIMPs    sexually inactive male professionals

MIDGETs  mentally inferior divorced guys expecting terrific sex

TOADs    tennis-obsessed advanced-degree holders

RUGs     rich ugly guys

DRUGs    dumb rich ugly guys

SACs     sixties acid casualties

SIPs     single-income pot smokers

DORKs    damned overpaid Republican know-it-alls

FDAs     former drug abusers

YANKs    young assholes, no kids

NERDs    nervous evangelicals, recently defrocked

SOBs     son of the boss

CPAs     car phone assholes



MODERN ACRONYMS

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OINKs    one income, no kids

DINKs    double income, no kids

PINKs    private income, no kids

LINCs    low income, nine cats

NINKs    no income, nine kids

DUDs     demographically undesirable divorcee

PODs     punks on dope

YAMs     young assholes on mopeds

SLIFs    still living in the fifties

SLITS    still living in the sixties

SHITs    suburban heterosexuals in town to swing

CANTs    corporate animals, no talent

SIMPs    sexually inactive male professionals

MIDGETs  mentally inferior divorced guys expecting terrific sex

TOADs    tennis-obsessed advanced-degree holders

RUGs     rich ugly guys

DRUGs    dumb rich ugly guys

SACs     sixties acid casualties

SIPs     single-income pot smokers

DORKs    damned overpaid Republican know-it-alls

FDAs     former drug abusers

YANKs    young assholes, no kids

NERDs    nervous evangelicals, recently defrocked

SOBs     son of the boss

CPAs     car phone assholes

WIGGs    women into gay guys

BICEPs   bisexual college-educated professionals

AWOLs    always working-out at lunch time

SLIMEs   single lawyers into money and exercise

RAMBOs   right-wingers afraid of Mexicans, blacks and Orientals



WIGGs    women into gay guys

BICEPs   bisexual college-educated professionals

AWOLs    always working-out at lunch time

SLIMEs   single lawyers into money and exercise

RAMBOs   right-wingers afraid of Mexicans, blacks and Orientals



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