KLF/ORB request mailing list January 1992

From: J.R.Binks@a.salf.ac.uk


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                                                    [ dated 24th January 1992 ]


    Quite a lot of interesting news this issue, unfortunately just about all
  of it is regarding  The KLF  -  I haven't heard anything about The Orb for
  quite a while now,  except for one tiny little snippet from Lazlo  :  "The
  Aubrey Mixes"  will be released in the US in February.

    Onwards then...



> 1991 : retrospective ?

     In the 1991 Christmas Chart, The KLF were placed at No.4, after falling
     from No.3  the previous week.  Queen accomplished the No.1,  and George
     Michael & Elton John and Diana Ross were all in contention. Ironically,
     the following week  The KLF  rose to No.2,  and remained there the next
     week.


     In the official chart of 1991, The KLF had three entries :

        30  The KLF  "Last Train To Trancentral"

        27  The KLF feat Tammy Wynette  "Justified & Ancient"

        12  The KLF & The Children Of The Revolution  "3 AM Eternal"


     Unsurprisingly,  Bryan Adams achieved the  No.1 bestseller of the year,
     but astonishingly, Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody" was at No.2,  after only
     a  month of release.  Cher's  "The Shoop Shoop Song"  was at  No.3. The
     unofficial  Network/MRIB  chart listed  "3 AM"  at  No.9,  "Last Train"
     at No.21 and  "J&A"  at  No.43, and  "The White Room"  album at  No.42.
     Also, the  MRIB 'Indie' Chart  gave  "3 AM"  at No.2,  "Last Train"  at
     No.5,  "J&A"  at No.10, and  "It's Grim Up North"  at No.26.  The album
     was the  second  best  selling  independent  album  of the year,  after
     Carter's "30 Something".


     The British Music papers had a variety of end-of-year charts, as usual.

        Melody Maker, 21/28 December

        - The Orb "Adventures..."  voted 22nd best album of year by staff

        - The KLF "Last Train To Trancentral"  voted 15th best single


          Drummond quote, : " Why do we insist on behaving in this stupid,
           16th Feb 1991  :   infantile way ?  We're grown men.  We should
                          :   have proper jobs. "



     Awards: On my local  Independent  Television  station, and the one that
             covers much of the area mentioned in  "It's Grim Up North", The
             KLF  and  The JAMs  both received  semi-serious awards,  called
             'Greavsies', after one of the presenters, Bob Greaves.

             The KLF  received the  award  for the best collaboration/double
             act of the year, for the  "Justified & Ancient"  recording with
             Tammy Wynette.

             The JAMs  received  the  award  for the  best  song  to mention
             Kearsley, with  "It's Grim Up North".  They were,  in fact, the
             only act nominated for this award.



> New US single

     In NEWS 5 I passed on details from Lazlo of a US 12" of  "Last Train To
     Trancentral",   (07822)-12383.  I  heard  almost nothing from there on,
     until :

          " At least here in Denver, CO, my contact at WAX TRAX has
            seen the CD single for  "Last Train to Trancentral"  go
            through the store.  Does anyone have it,  or has anyone
            heard it?  Reviews?  "

        from Dan Bush. Then from Lazlo :

          " Well so now Adam Weitzman tells me that  "Justified and
            Ancient"  is on the cover of  BILLBOARD  as the next US
            KLF single . . . . but what happened to  "Last Train To
            Trancentral" ?  I  haven't  been  able  to  find a copy
            anywhere in any format, promo or commercial pressing. "

        Finally, some firm details came through from Adam Wietzman :

          " Contrary  to  popular  belief  ( and  contrary  to  any
            rational  person's  thinking ),   the  newest  US   KLF
            single is  "Justified & Ancient".  The catalogue number
            is Arista 12401-4.  So far it is only out on cassingle,
            and no one is sure whether there will be any "extended"
            formats released.  It may come out on 7",  though (both
            "3AM"  and  "WTIL?"  did).  Personally,  I  think that,
            despite  Tammy Wynette's  presence,  this  song  is too
            British to be popular in  America.  I  hope I'm  wrong,
            though... "

        These were confirmed by Lazlo :

             CSS: 1992 US (Arista 12401-4)            [14 Jan 1992]
             12": 1992 US (Arista 12403-1)            [20 Jan 1992]
             CD5: 1992 US (Arista 12403-2)            [20 Jan 1992]
            XCSS: 1992 US (Arista 12403-4)            [20 Jan 1992]

            "Justified & Ancient"  promos were shipped here in late
            December, and I got the CD5 :

            CD5:  1991 US (Arista ASCD-2403: promo)      [Dec 1991]
            3:40  Justified & Ancient (stand by the jams)
            5:31  Justified & Ancient (stand by the jams-12" vers)
            5:04  Justified & Ancient ("the white room" version)
            7:45  Justified & Ancient (all bound for mu mu land)
            6:31  Justified & Ancient (let them eat ice cream)

           I have no idea what the 12" version is like yet.  Of the
           other US releases,  only the  7"-cassette shipped on the
           alleged street date (14 Jan), the rest seem to have been
           delayed.


     So those are the details I have so  far,  more news on the other format
     trackings when I get them.  As  for  what happened to the  "Last Train"
     release...I cannot say !


     An aside, from Dan Bush....

      " COOL PHOTO OF THE WEEK:  In England's SELECT magazine....(IMAGES
        section). Full page photo of what appears to be a still from the
        "Justified & Ancient" video set, with Ms. Wynette atop of a huge
        pyramid, with worshipers and groovers on the lower levels.  KLF
        are wearing hoods with big horn headpieces. "


> KLF Megamix

    This note from Matt Hargreaves in Seattle, WA, via Dave Datta :

        Euro-Mixx Records has released a 12" called "The Dogg Bite Mix"
        cat# KLF-26
        It is a medley of 4 songs running 11:28 at 33 1/3RPM
        States "For Radio Play only"
        Dark blue labels with silver printing
        White paper inner sleeve with rounded corners
        White external sleeve with centre holes punched out.

             Songs:  3 AM Eternal,
                     What Time Is Love(Live At Trancentral),
                     Make it Rain,
                     Last Train To Trancentral.

        All mixed up. The same mix is on both sides of 12".



> Request

     I received the following request from  Mike Wertheim asking where these
     two items might be obtained :

        1) the JAMs' "1987: What the Fuck is Going On?" bootleg CD
        2) the KLF's "What Time is Love Story" (either LP or CD)

     For details on the first, read on....the second is getting increasingly
     hard to find.  Mail this list,  or Mike at  <sybase!mw@COM.Sun>, if you
     can help.



> 1987 Bootleg CD

     The rumours of a  bootleg  CD  of  the  "1987"  album by  The Justified
     Ancients Of Mu Mu have finally been proven true.

     I received mail from Dan Bush  (the first of several mails in fact,  eh
     Dan ?!), who says :

        " I finally found the CD of "1987".  Is it worth picking up?
          ($17.00 U.S.) "

     Later, he mailed with :

        " After looking through Lazlo's KLF discography I noticed that
          "1987" didn't seem to have ever been released on CD (maybe I
          should check the KLF list discog.). I called back my contact
          to find out catalog number info, etc..

          She found NO such information on the package,  and opened it
          up.  It had NO booklet (just a paper insert), and no further
          information or copyright  statements.  Just a track listing.
          Could this possibly  be  a  bootleg  of the original  "1987"
          (with the notorious Abba samples)?  Or just a normal release
          of the "1987-45 edits"...? "

     And again :

        " I noticed that it is not on the  KLF CD  list posted by this
          list. Whatza story ?  Actually there WAS a small bit of info
          on  the  CD  after  all,  which  said  " L&M Productions " ,
          apparently. "


     OK, Dan.  Here's  the  story.  First  and  foremost,  "1987"  was NEVER
     released officially on CD, anywhere.  It was  ONLY  released in the the
     UK, and ONLY on LP vinyl and cassette (JAMS LP1/JAMS CLP1). ANY  CD  of
     the album you find WILL be a bootleg. There have been rumours for quite
     a while now that  bootleg  CDs  existed,  and  this  is  the first hard
     evidence of someone actually obtaining  one.  Shortly  after  receiving
     this news from Dan, I spoke with Dave Datta,   who had more details for
     me.  The CD was actually mastered  from a vinyl copy of the album,  and
     is reasonable quality  considering  that   fact,  although some surface
     noise is audible in quiet parts.  The CD is actually mastered wrongly -
     side two of the album follows  side one  (hence,  it starts with "Me Ru
     Con",  the pure Vietnamese vocal by  Zuy Khiem,  and ends with "Rockman
     Rock (Pts 2 and 3)".


     Lazlo sent in the track details :

                CD: 1991 US (B&M Productions B&M-1: bootleg)
              2:28  Mu Re Con
              4:46  The Queen And I
              7:44  top of the pops / All You Need Is Love
              7:15  Next
              6:08  Hey Hey We Are Not The Monkees
              5:08  mind the gap / Don't Take Five (Take What You Want)
              7:10  Rockman Rock Parts 2 And 3 / why did you throw away . . .

              [Decent sound, mastered from a slightly crackly LP copy]


     Dan added a brief question :

         " Are the CDs on the KLF CD list only "legitimate" releases ? "

    Sort of.  The  Austrian CD  featuring the  Power Remix  of "What Time Is
    Love" isn't strictly legitimate,  as  I  understand it.  Also,  TVT were
    acting out of contract when they released that 5" "Doctorin' The Tardis"
    CD last summer,  as The KLF had then done the deal to license US product
    to Arista,  and hence, TVT technically had no license to release product
    themselves. This  "1987"  bootleg  was  not  included because it was not
    confirmed,  but any other  CD  bootlegs  will  be included as I get hard
    information on them,  and  probably  will  be  indicated as illegitimate
    releases.



> The Black Room

    News about the next KLF Communications album release isn't so good. When
    When I briefly spoke to  the  office,  they said that they didn't have a
    fixed schedule for its release, but it would probably be around March.



> Give Peace A Dance

     In NEWS 5 I stated :

        " As for "What Time Was Love", available on the  "Give Peace A
          Dance" album (at least), I can't comment, as I haven't heard
          it,  so a description  from  someone  who  has would be most
          welcome ! "

     I got a variety of comments back :

     Dan Bush : " Well, I finally picked up "Give Peace A Dance" and
                  listened  to  "What Time Was Love?".  At  first, I
                  figured something was  wrong  with my  CD  player,
                  that it was cutting the song off early. Then after
                  a few more tries, my worst horror was confirmed.

                  "What Time Was Love"  is  not a conventional song.
                  It sounds nothing at all like any version of "What
                  Time  Is  Love".  All  you hear on this track is a
                  continuous  rumbling  noise  akin  to the rumbling
                  after an atomic bomb has hit.  There is no "music"
                  on this track,  unless you argue that the rumbling
                  is music.

  Tony Jewell : " It's not a track really - is about 30 secs long -
                  basically it's the end to the CND compilation, and
                  it consists of  a  countdown  to a nuclear attack,
                  and a very loud bang. Thats it ...

       Brian  : " On the "Give Peace a Dance" compilation,  the last
   Behlendorf :   track, "What Time Was Love",  is nothing more than
                  some loud  fuzzy  noise,  fading  away  to silence
                  within two  minutes.  It  sure  wasn't anything to
                  dance to !  Nothing to indicate is was any sort of
                  "remix".


     Some comments were more, er, 'graphic' ! :

  Jon Drukman : " It goes:

                  [BOOM!  Huge reverbed explosive thump]
                  [45 second fade-out of huge reverbed explosive thump]

                  That's it "

 Lazlo Nibble : " 1:37  of nuclear explosion and the near-silence of
                  the desolate aftermath. The appropriate ending for
                  a CND compilation, I suppose! :-) "

   Christian  : " A friend has tapes "What Time Was Love" for me. It
 Bartholdsson :   goes like this:

                  BLAM rumble rumble rumble rumble rumble rumble.
                  Great isn't it?  :-) "



> EXTREME NOISE TERROR!!!!

     The most astonishing news of recent times is that of a collaboration
     between Extreme Noise Terror and The KLF.  Here is the story,  first
     from a UseNet article (rec.music.misc) posted by Mark Valentine, and
     forwarded by Lazlo :

        " Subject: KLF and Extreme Noise Terror (really!)

          John Peel just played a version of (I think) 3am Eternal, a
          collaboration between the KLF and Extreme Noise Terror which
          Bill  Drummond  apparently thought of in the bath.  To quote
          Peelie,  it was a "marriage made in another place"  [for the
          oldies among us,  something akin to The Exploited go Disco],
          and although  this  particular  track  was  an acetate which
          isn't being released,  there's  talk of further work between
          the bands.

          If  this  sample  proves  typical, we  should  certainly  be
          keeping our ears open... "


     Richard Rackham also tells the story :

        " I don't know how  to  describe  this,  but  I have just been
          listening to John Peel and have just heard a new mix of "3AM
          Eternal". Apparently, according to John, Bill Drummond heard
          the band Extreme Noise Terror  on John's show and asked them
          if they would like to perform "3AM Eternal" with  The KLF on
          the  Top of the Pops  Christmas Special. Apparently the band
          accepted, and recorded  a  new version of "3AM Eternal" (the
          White Room  version - not  the  Pure Trance  one),  with one
          member of  E.N.T.  'singing'  P.P.Arnold's sample  ("KLF AHA
          AHA") and another member of  E.N.T.  rapping.  Now I presume
          you know who  E.N.T. are  -  what can best be described as a
          hardcore thrash band.   The only bits that were recognisable
          were the  "This is Radio Freedom" sample and the crowd noise
          at the end - the rest was thrash guitar and drums.  Although
          the song sounded like someone singing the song on a  Karioke
          machine after drinking a pint  of meths,  all the breaks and
          chords were there - though it does take some time to realise
          it is 3AM.  The whole song lasted about three minutes.

          Now if you did not  hear  this,  then all is not lost.  John
          Peel was moaning about the fact that his acetate pressing of
          it was lost in internal mail (he borrowed a tape from E.N.T.
          to  play  it  on  the  show).   This  means  that  the   BBC
          Transcription Service  will  have  knocked  a few copies up,
          which could appear in the odd record fair I suppose.

          By the way - the song was never played on the Christmas show
          of TOTP.  The KLF are said to  working with  E.N.T. on other
          material. "


     What actually happened was that the BBC told The KLF that they would
     not allow them  to  perform  "3 AM"  in this form,  as it was not in
     keeping with a programme that  was  reflecting the musical tastes of
     the British public over the last year.  Or some such nonsense. After
     being played on Peelie's  show,  however,  The KLF  announced in the
     music papers that they would be making it available as a 7"  limited
     edition white label  of  1000 copies,  available  by mail order only
     from their  PO Box  for  2 pounds,  but  only  one  copy each.  They
     apparently sold out  within  72  hours,  even  though when I briefly
     asked the office,  they said it hadn't even been pressed,   and they
     couldn't provide a catalogue  number.  There  was  a  story that the
     people who didn't get the single  were instead to receive a piece of
     fruit  (signed)  from  a  couple   of   crates  that  their  Israeli
     distributors sent them.  I'm  not aware of any copies (of the single
     or the fruit!) actually being sent out yet. Peelie had a competition
     to give away some copies of the white label,  but he was complaining
     that he hadn't yet received any either !



> Next UK single

     The next UK release will be, finally, "America: What Time Is Love?".
     Apparently it has been promoed already. Usual formats, 7", 12", 5"CD
     and Cassingle,  catalogue numbers  KLF USA 004(X/C/CD).  The release
     date is set for the 10th of February.



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                 NEWS compiled 24th January 1992 by Culfinion.

                       PreProduction and editing by Terl.

The KLF / Orb request/info-service is managed by Culfinion  ( Jethro R Binks )
  courtesy of Academic Information Services at the University Of Salford, UK.

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