The Monty Python FTP List

-------------------------- The Monty Python FTP List ---------------------------

Compiled by Brian Johnson for no aparent reason.

Please send new information/corrections to: blj@mayo.edu

Last update: 21 March, 1994

The most recently archived version of this file may be found at ...

cathouse.org (128.174.184.32)  University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign, US
  /pub/cathouse/humor/british.humour/monty.python
    53779 monty.python.ftp (this file)

... or ...

tardis.ed.ac.uk (129.215.160.171) Edinburgh University, Scotland, UK
  /pub/tv/uk/comedy/MontyPython
    17464 MontyPython.FTP.gz (this file)


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C A U T I O N:  This is *not* a silly posting.  Read at your own risk!

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Index:

  I. Some Quick Tips
 II. FTP Sites
III. Popular File Extensions
 IV. Designators
  V. How To Find Files (archie)
     a. Example Session
 VI. ftp
     a. Example Session
VII. Gopher

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I. Some Quick Tips:

When looking for a script or other file, check the entire list for all possible
sites that have the file.  Once you have done this, choose the site that is
closest geographically to you.  This helps to save you time downloading the
file.  See the section on designators if you are unsure of whether or not a
site is close to you.

Anonymous FTP sites will delete/move/rearrange files from time to time.  If
you're looking in a directory where a file is supposed to be, I suggest that
you change to other similar directories and look there.  If this doesn't work
try ftping to the next closest site.

When ftping a large amount of data from sites, try to keep your transfers to
1 Megabyte or less per day.  This is only common courtesy since many others are
trying to transfer files and use the site as well.  Also, try and limit your
large data transfers to non-peak hours.

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II. FTP Sites:

Entry format:
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alias (IP address) Site name and location
  directory
     size file_name


anubis.ac.hmc.edu (134.173.32.18) Harvey Mudd College, Claremont, California, US
  /pub/deckmaster/humor
     7391 python.cards.gz (cards for role playing game)

athena.sdsu.edu (130.191.224.8) San Diego State University, California, US
  /.1/monty_python
    25436 Bing.au
    17439 It_s_A_Bit_Runny_Sir.au
    24740 Shove_Off.au
    26319 Thank_you_very_much.au
    77867 Violent_Nature.au
    23522 better.au
   118003 brave.au
    49509 bringout.au
   254721 briteside.au
    27352 cart.au
    40686 curtains.au
    37979 death_awaits.au
    15689 dontwant.au
  2317958 every_sperm_is_sacred.au
    23084 fart.au
    53011 gotone.au
    40864 hamster.au
   468774 holyhand.au
    94314 iesus.au
    69323 kniggits.au
    37334 lavache.au
  1314923 lfbr.au
  1323442 lumberjack.au
    85035 mercy.au
    24890 message.au
   417955 money.au
    93156 monk.au
    22693 myob.au
     2443 ni.au
    48657 nomore.au
    36009 peril1.au
    26794 peril2.au
   412686 philosopher's_song.au
    65590 rejoice.au
    15643 represd.au
    56444 rodent.au
    78884 setout.au
     7601 short_bing.au
   368157 sirrobin.au
   234943 spam.au
     3949 stop_it.au
    32876 taunt.au
    25503 tracts.au
    16841 violence.au
    60061 warned1.au

black.ox.ac.uk (129.67.1.165) Oxford Univeristy, Oxford, England
  /wordlists/movieTV
    14890 Python.Z (a list of words which appear in some Python sketches)

bloom-picayune.mit.edu (18.70.0.209) Massachusetts Institute of Technology, US
  /pub/usenet/news.answers/movies
    48890 brazil-faq (an FAQ about Terry Gilliam's movie)

calypso-2.oit.unc.edu (198.86.40.81) University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill
  /pub/docs/humor/fionavar
     1185 python_songs
  /pub/multimedia/sun-sounds/monty_python
    25436 Bing.au
    17439 It_s_A_Bit_Runny_Sir.au
    24740 Shove_Off.au
    26319 Thank_you_very_much.au
    77867 Violent_Nature.au
    23522 better.au
   118003 brave.au
    49509 bringout.au
   254721 briteside.au
    27352 cart.au
    40686 curtains.au
    37979 death_awaits.au
    15689 dontwant.au
  2317958 every_sperm_is_sacred.au
    23084 fart.au
    53011 gotone.au
    40864 hamster.au
   468774 holyhand.au
    94314 iesus.au
    69323 kniggits.au
    37334 lavache.au
  1314923 lfbr.au
  1323442 lumberjack.au
    85035 mercy.au
    24890 message.au
   417955 money.au
    93156 monk.au
    22693 myob.au
     2443 ni.au
    48657 nomore.au
    36009 peril1.au
    26794 peril2.au
   412686 philosopher's_song.au
    65590 rejoice.au
    15643 represd.au
    56444 rodent.au
    78884 setout.au
     7601 short_bing.au
   368157 sirrobin.au
   234943 spam.au
     3949 stop_it.au
    32876 taunt.au
    25503 tracts.au
    16841 violence.au
    60061 warned1.au

cathouse.org (128.174.184.32)  University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign, US
*** These directories are also available from the site's gopher connection ***
*** (cathouse.org 6969).  See section VII below for more information on    ***
*** what gopher is and how to access the site.                             ***
  /pub/cathouse/humor/ascii
      707 16.ton.weight
  /pub/cathouse/humor/british.humour/monty.python
     4610 fan.clubs
    21252 monty.python.faq (this is NOT the alt.fan.monty-python faq)
    53779 monty.python.ftp (this file)
    12953 pythonography
  /pub/cathouse/humor/british.humour/monty.python/all.the.words
    13597 table.of.contents
  /pub/cathouse/humor/british.humour/monty.python/flying.circus
      707 16.ton.weight
     2154 a.trial.scene
     2915 allan.two.sheds.jackson
    10154 architect.sketch
     4752 argument.clinic
     2294 banter.sketch
     1582 barber.shop.sketch
     1247 bicycle.repair.man
     3622 blackmail
     6512 bookshop
     1358 burying.the.cat
     5525 buying.a.bed
     4848 cheese.shop
     2417 church.bells
     3348 cinema.television.interview
     3928 crunchy.frog
    42643 cycling.sketch
     6491 dead.parrot
      903 dead.parrot.round.2
     2296 dennis.moore.sketch
     3326 dinosaur.sketch
     6891 election.night.special
     4864 fear.no.man
     4612 fish.license
     3506 flying.circus.index
     3624 four.yorkshire.men
     1955 gavin.millarrrrr.writes
     1591 guide.to.australian.table.wines
     7814 hairdressers.ascent.up.mount.everest
     1535 how.your.body.works
     6226 lifeboat.sketch
     1842 live.at.the.hollywood.bowl.program
     1174 me.doctor.sketch
     3467 mens.being.eaten.by.a.crocodile.contest
    94850 monty.pythons.meaning.of.life
     2321 news.for.parrots
     2067 nudge.nudge
     1852 ovine.aviation.sketch
     3449 penguin.on.top.of.the.tellyvision
     1776 pet.shop
    10390 piranha.brothers
     2879 rock.notes
     6745 self.defense.against.fresh.fruit
     6237 spanish.inquisition
     3694 spot.the.braincell
     2317 stake.your.claims
     3126 string
     2016 the.announcement.for.people.who.like.figures.of.speech
     3995 the.bruces
      743 the.contradiction.sketch
     7763 the.hungarian.phrasebook
     1397 the.man.who.speaks.in.anagrams
     1764 the.man.with.three.buttocks
     7056 the.north.minehead.bye.election
     5429 the.package.tour.complaint
     2497 the.page.written.for.people.who.hate.anangrams
     2072 the.ralph.mellish.story
     2736 theres.a.dead.bishop.on.the.landing
     1955 undertaker.sketch
      475 why.is.it.that.noone.remebers.the.name.of.johann
     3575 woody.sketch
     1595 word.association.football
  /pub/cathouse/humor/british.humour/monty.python/holy.grail
     1428 a.blessing.from.the.lord
     2924 african.swallows
     2366 bring.out.yer.dead
     4219 constitutional.peasant
     6702 french.taunter
    58337 monty.python.and.the.holy.grail
     4261 the.black.knight
     5436 the.bridgekeeper
     2556 the.holy.hand.grenade.of.antioch
     7790 the.knights.who.say.ni
     2569 the.story.of.the.film.so.far
     8701 the.tale.of.sir.galahad
    14806 the.tale.of.sir.lancelot
     4842 the.tale.of.sir.robin
     3591 weve.found.a.witch
  /pub/cathouse/humor/british.humour/monty.python/hypercard
   259840 Monty_Stack_1.bin
   294272 Monty_Stack_3.bin
   301312 Monty_Stack_4.bin
   316800 Monty_Stack_5.bin
    52275 SNDMANAGER.SIT
  /pub/cathouse/humor/british.humour/monty.python/life.of.brian
     1495 always.look.on.the.bright.side.of.life
     4825 big.nose
     2357 brian.song
     5498 haggling.scene
     2324 inalienable.rights
    28239 monty.pythons.life.of.brian
     3894 pontious.pilate
     3107 stoning
     6550 the.three.wisemen
  /pub/cathouse/humor/british.humour/monty.python/non.python.material
     3616 airline.pilots.sketch
   122593 erik.the.viking
  /pub/cathouse/humor/british.humour/monty.python/songs
      699 all.things.dull.and.ugly
     1495 always.look.on.the.bright.side.of.life
     2357 brian.song
     1219 bruces.philosophers.song
     1022 camelot
     1487 decomposing.composers
     1701 every.sperm.is.sacred
     1637 galaxy.song
     1221 i.like.traffic.lights
     1544 im.so.worried
      791 im.the.urban.spaceman
      465 ive.got.two.legs
     2314 lumberjack.song
     5727 money.song
      706 penis.song.the.not.noel.coward.song
     1193 rhubarb.tart.song
      476 sit.on.my.face
     2802 spam.song
     1401 st.victor.song
  /pub/cathouse/humor/british.humour/monty.python/sound
    25436 Bing.au
    17439 It_s_A_Bit_Runny_Sir.au
    24740 Shove_Off.au
    26319 Thank_you_very_much.au
    77867 Violent_Nature.au
    23522 better.au
   118003 brave.au
    49509 bringout.au
    27352 cart.au
    40686 curtains.au
    37979 death_awaits.au
    15689 dontwant.au
  2317958 every_sperm_is_sacred.au
    23084 fart.au
    53011 gotone.au
    40864 hamster.au
    94314 iesus.au
    69323 kniggits.au
    37334 lavache.au
  1323442 lumberjack.au
    85035 mercy.au
    24890 message.au
    22693 myob.au
     2443 ni.au
    48657 nomore.au
    36009 peril1.au
    26794 peril2.au
   412686 philosopher-s_song.au
    65590 rejoice.au
    15643 represd.au
    56444 rodent.au
    78884 setout.au
     3949 stop_it.au
    32876 taunt.au
    25503 tracts.au
    16841 violence.au
    60061 warned1.au
  /pub/cathouse/lyrics/monty.python
      699 all.things.dull.and.ugly
     1495 always.look.on.the.bright.side.of.life
     2357 brian.song
     1219 bruces.philosophers.song
     1022 camelot
     1487 decomposing.composers
     1701 every.sperm.is.sacred
     1637 galaxy.song
     1221 i.like.traffic.lights
     1544 im.so.worried
      791 im.the.urban.spaceman
      465 ive.got.two.legs
     2314 lumberjack.song
     5727 money.song
      706 penis.song.the.not.noel.coward.song
     1193 rhubarb.tart.song
      476 sit.on.my.face
     2802 spam.song
     1401 st.victor.song

clouso.crim.ca (192.26.210.1) Centre de Recherche Informatique de Montreal,
  /pub/sun-source/more_sounds       Quebec, Canada
     2366 ni.au.Z
     4852 spam.au.Z

cnuce_arch.cnr.it (131.114.1.10) Consiglio Nazionale Della Ricerce
  /pub/msdos/umich.edu/sound     (National Council for Research), Italy
    81943 python.arc
  /dsk3/umich.edu/sound
    81943 python.arc

cs.dal.ca (129.173.4.5) Dalhousie University, Halifax, Canada
  /comp.archives/alt.fan.monty-python
    12175 monty-python-files (out-of-date info)
     1075 monty-python-scripts (out-of-date info)
     1039 re-packed-in-what (out-of-date info)

cs.orst.edu (128.193.32.1) Oregon State University, Corvallis, Oregon, US
  /pub/next/sound/sounds
    11237 Spam.snd.Z

csus.edu (130.86.90.1) California State University, Sacramento, California, US
  /pub/NeXT/sounds
    11972 Spam.snd.Z

etext.archive.umich.edu (192.131.22.7) University of Michigan, Ann Arbor, US
  /pub/Quartz/humor/Python
    53127 Holy_Grail.gz
    53593 Holy_Grail.z
     2950 cheese-shop.gz
     2957 cheese-shop.z
    11647 life-of-brian.gz
    11654 life-of-brian.z
    35386 meaning-of-life.gz
    35557 meaning-of-life.z

etlport.etl.go.jp (192.31.197.99) Okayama Prefecture Technical Center, Imaho,
  /pub/NeXT/data/sounds/snd       Okayama-shi, Okayama, Japan
    11237 Spam.snd.Z

faui43.informatik.uni-erlangen.de (131.188.1.43) Institut fuer Informatik,
  /pub/doc/misc/FUNNY/Monty_Python              University of Erlangen, Germany
     4246 Monty.Python.1
    13507 Monty.Python.2
    28683 Ritter.der.Kokosnuss.Z  (script for Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
     1666 always.txt
    54750 erik.the.viking.Z
    25681 princess.bride.Z  (not Python, but Pythonesque)

freebsd.cdrom.com (192.153.46.2) Walnut Creek CDROM, California, US
  /pub/aminet/mods/misc
    98405 python1.lzh
       69 python1.readme
   208831 python2.lzh
       69 python2.readme

ftp.cc.gatech.edu (130.207.7.245) Georgia Institute of Technology, Georgia, US
  /pub/sounds/ucsd
     6175 spam.au

ftp.cco.caltech.edu (131.215.48.151) California Institute of Technology, US
  /pub/humor/scripts
   122593 erik.the.viking
   127390 holy.grail
    90332 lifeofbrian
    86588 meaningoflife
    34484 mp.sketches
    25491 mp.sketches2
      976 philosophers.song

ftp.center.osaka-u.ac.jp (133.1.4.13) Osaka university, Osaka, Japan
  /.u3/news.answers/monty-python/ftp-list
     6854 part1.gz  (old version of this file)
     7069 part2.gz

ftp.cica.indiana.edu (129.79.20.17) Indiana University, Bloomington, Indiana, US
  /pub/pc/win3/sounds
   729304 grail1.zip (contain .wav audio files from the Holy Grail)
   701767 grail2.zip
   713062 grail3.zip
   703777 grail4.zip

ftp.cis.ksu.edu (129.130.10.80) Kansas State University, Manhattan, Kansas, US
  /pub/Sparcsounds/misc
     4882 spam.au.Z
  /pub/Sun/Sparcsounds/monty_python
    25733 bringout.au
     2402 ni.au.Z
    12848 open.au
    18789 open1.au.Z
    18596 open3.au
     3842 stop_it.au.Z

ftp.cosy.sbg.ac.at (141.201.2.16) University of Salzburg, Austria
  /pub/mirror/guitar/m/Monty.Python
     2977 ILIkeCheese.crd
     1791 LumberJackSong.crd
     2845 TheUniverseSong.tab

ftp.cs.purdue.edu (128.10.2.1) Purdue University, West Lafayette, Indiana, US
  /pub/pcert/dict/misc/black.ox.ac.uk
    14890 Python.Z (a list of words which appear in some Python sketches)

ftp.denet.dk (129.142.6.74) ???, Denmark
  /mirror1/wordlists/movieTV
    14890 Python.Z (a list of words which appear in some Python sketches)

ftp.diku.dk (130.225.96.221) University of Copenhagen, Denmark
  /pub/music/guitar/m/Monty.Python
     2977 ILIkeCheese.crd
     1791 LumberJackSong.crd
     2845 TheUniverseSong.tab

ftp.funet.fi (128.214.6.100) Finnish University and Research Network, Finland
  /pub/amiga/audio/sounds/MontyPython
   614739 SpamSong.aiff.lha
    37159 and_now.aiff.lha
   101537 bossman.aiff.lha
   148812 bruces.aiff.lha
    42127 doshego.aiff.lha
    86329 french.aiff.lha
   145242 lumberjk.aiff.lha
    41603 nudge.aiff.lha
    85514 spanish.aiff.lha
   110499 tart.aiff.lha
    76179 tauntyou.aiff.lha
    83062 violence.aiff.lha
  /pub/sounds/sun-sounds/monty_python
    25436 Bing.au
    17439 It_s_A_Bit_Runny_Sir.au
    24740 Shove_Off.au
    26319 Thank_you_very_much.au
    77867 Violent_Nature.au
    23522 better.au
   118003 brave.au
    49509 bringout.au
   254721 briteside.au
    27352 cart.au
    40686 curtains.au
    37979 death_awaits.au
    15689 dontwant.au
  2317958 every_sperm_is_sacred.au
    23084 fart.au
    53011 gotone.au
    40864 hamster.au
    94314 iesus.au
    69323 kniggits.au
    37334 lavache.au
  1323442 lumberjack.au
    85035 mercy.au
    24890 message.au
    22693 myob.au
     2443 Jan 11  1991 ni.au
    48657 nomore.au
    36009 peril1.au
    26794 peril2.au
   412686 philosopher's_song.au
    65590 rejoice.au
    15643 represd.au
    56444 rodent.au
    78884 setout.au
     7601 short_bing.au
     3949 stop_it.au
    32876 taunt.au
    25503 tracts.au
    16841 violence.au
    60061 warned1.au
  /pub/culture/tv+film/misc
    19416 Brazil-FAQ.gz
  /pub/culture/tv+film/scripts
    47188 EriktheViking.gz
  /pub/culture/tv+film/series/MontyPython
      221 16Tons.gz
     1280 AIRDATES.gz
      528 ASongfortheSensitive.gz
      343 AllThingsDullandUgly.gz
      667 AlwaysLookontheBrightSide.gz
     1314 ArthurTwoShedsJackson.gz
      648 BuryingtheCat.gz
     1478 Cinema-TelevisionInterview.gz
     1191 EPISODES-1.gz
     6467 EPISODES-2.gz
      619 EverySpermisSacred.gz
     1039 GavinMillarrrrrWrites.gz
      256 ILikeTrafficLights.gz
      709 ILoveChinese.gz
      524 ImSoWorried.gz
      392 ImTheUrbanSpaceman.gz
      223 IveGotTwoLegs.gz
      313 JohannGambolputty...ofUlm.gz
      608 Me,Doctor.gz
      883 MedicalLove.gz
     1356 MissAnneElk.gz
    20608 MontyPythonandtheHolyGrail.gz
    11196 MontyPythonsLifeofBrian.gz
    35070 MontyPythonstheMeaningofLife.gz
      248 NeverBeRudetoanArab.gz
      966 NudgeNudge,KnowWhatIMean.gz
     1473 RockNotes.gz
     2713 Self-defenseAgainstFruit.gz
     1525 SermonontheMount.gz
      277 SitonMyFaceSong.gz
     1477 SpottheBrainCell.gz
      788 St.VictorofPython.gz
     1088 StakeYourClaims.gz
     1663 TheAdvertisingSketch.gz
     1664 TheAirlinePilotsSketch.gz
      413 TheAlbatrossSketch.gz
     2856 TheArchitectSketch.gz
     1855 TheArgumentClinicSketch.gz
      902 TheAustralianTableWineSketch.gz
     1084 TheBanterSketch.gz
      806 TheBarberShopSketch.gz
      752 TheBicycleRepairManSketch.gz
     2148 TheBigNoseScene.gz
     1780 TheBlackKnightScene.gz
     1862 TheBlackmailSketch.gz
      793 TheBlessingfromtheLord.gz
     2776 TheBookshopSketch.gz
     2036 TheBraveandBoldSirRobin.gz
     2022 TheBridgekeeperScene.gz
     1037 TheBringOutYourDeadScene.gz
     1753 TheBruces.gz
     2198 TheBuyingtheBedSketch.gz
     2360 TheCheeseShopSketch.gz
     1353 TheChurchBells.gz
     5354 TheCompleteSwampCastle.gz
      370 TheContradictionSketch.gz
     2002 TheCrunchyFrogSketch.gz
    17304 TheCyclingSketch.gz
     1402 TheDeadBishopSketch.gz
     2837 TheDeadParrotSketch.gz
      779 TheDecomposingComposers.gz
     1171 TheDennisMooreScene.gz
     1317 TheDinosaurSketch.gz
     2835 TheElectionSketch.gz
     1994 TheFishLicenceSketch.gz
     3076 TheFrenchCastleScene.gz
      792 TheGalaxySong.gz
     2327 TheHagglingSketch.gz
     2439 TheHairDressersonMtEverest.gz
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ftp.luth.se (130.240.18.2) Lulea Institute of Technology, Sweden
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ftp.th-darmstadt.de (130.83.55.75) Technical University of Darmstadt, Germany
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ftp.uni-kl.de (131.246.9.95) University of Kaiserslautern, Germany
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ftp.uwp.edu (131.210.1.4) University of Wisconsin-Parkside, US
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ftp.wustl.edu (128.252.135.4) Washington University, St. Louis, Missouri, US
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gogol.cenatls.cena.dgac.fr (143.196.1.6) Centre D'etudes de la Navigation
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ncgia.ucsb.edu (128.111.105.65) University of California at Santa Barbara, US
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ocf.berkeley.edu (128.32.184.254) University of California at Berkeley, US
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roxette.mty.itesm.mx (131.178.17.100) Instituto Tecnologico Y De Estudios
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sonata.cc.purdue.edu (128.210.15.30) Purdue University, West Lafayette, Indiana,
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src.doc.ic.ac.uk (146.169.2.1) Imperial College, London, England (UK)
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sunsite.unc.edu (152.2.22.81) University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill, US
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   412686 philosopher's_song.au
    65590 rejoice.au
    15643 represd.au
    56444 rodent.au
    78884 setout.au
     7601 short_bing.au
   368157 sirrobin.au
   234943 spam.au
     3949 stop_it.au
    32876 taunt.au
    25503 tracts.au
    16841 violence.au
    60061 warned1.au

tardis.ed.ac.uk (129.215.160.171) Edinburgh University, Scotland, UK
  /pub/tv/uk/comedy/FawltyTowers
     2576 FawltyTowers.gz
  /pub/tv/uk/comedy/FawltyTowers/scripts
    14621 ATouchOfClass.gz
  /pub/tv/uk/comedy/MontyPython
    17464 MontyPython.FTP.gz (this file)
     1191 MontyPython.anon.gz (list of MPFC episodes and broadcast dates)
     8410 MontyPython.faq.gz (the Monty Python FAQ)
     6467 MontyPython.jh.gz (table of contents from the script books)
  /pub/tv/uk/comedy/MontyPython/films/scenes
     2148 TheBigNoseScene.gz
     1780 TheBlackKnightScene.gz
     2022 TheBridgekeeperScene.gz
     1037 TheBringOutYourDeadScene.gz
     1171 TheDennisMooreScene.gz
     3076 TheFrenchCastleScene.gz
     1142 TheHolyHandGrenadeScene.gz
     1049 TheInalienableRightsScene.gz
     1722 TheNativityScene.gz
     1823 TheOpeningScene-LifeofBrian.gz
     1366 TheOpeningScene-TheHolyGrail.gz
     1971 ThePeasantScene.gz
     1641 ThePilateChambersScene.gz
     1400 TheStoningScene.gz
      883 TheTrialScene.gz
     1595 TheWitchScene.gz
  /pub/tv/uk/comedy/MontyPython/films/scripts
    20608 MontyPythonandtheHolyGrail.gz
    11196 MontyPythonsLifeofBrian.gz
    35070 MontyPythonstheMeaningofLife.gz
    53593 TheHolyGrail.gz
  /pub/tv/uk/comedy/MontyPython/misc
      221 16Tons.gz
  /pub/tv/uk/comedy/MontyPython/sketches
     1314 ArthurTwoShedsJackson.gz
      648 BuryingtheCat.gz
     1478 Cinema-TelevisionInterview.gz
     1039 GavinMillarrrrrWrites.gz
      223 IveGotTwoLegs.gz
      313 JohannGambolputty...ofUlm.gz
      608 Me,Doctor.gz
      883 MedicalLove.gz
     1356 MissAnneElk.gz
      966 NudgeNudge,KnowWhatIMean.gz
     1473 RockNotes.gz
     2713 Self-defenseAgainstFruit.gz
     1525 SermonontheMount.gz
     1477 SpottheBrainCell.gz
      788 St.VictorofPython.gz
     1088 StakeYourClaims.gz
      793 TheBlessingfromtheLord.gz
     2036 TheBraveandBoldSirRobin.gz
     1753 TheBruces.gz
     1353 TheChurchBells.gz
     5354 TheCompleteSwampCastle.gz
     2439 TheHairDressersonMtEverest.gz
     3051 TheKnightsWhoSayNi.gz
      721 TheManWhoSpeaksinAnagrams.gz
      841 TheManwithThreeButtocks.gz
     1630 TheMenBeingEatenbyaCrocodile.gz
     1068 TheNewsforParrots.gz
     3165 TheNorthMineheadBye-election.gz
     2752 ThePackageTourComplaint.gz
     4859 ThePiranhaBrothersStory.gz
     1100 TheRalphMellishStory.gz
     1376 TheStorySoFar.gz
     3689 TheTaleofSirGalahad.gz
     5908 TheTaleofSirLancelot.gz
      859 WordAssociationFootball.gz
  /pub/tv/uk/comedy/MontyPython/songs
      528 ASongfortheSensitive.gz
      343 AllThingsDullandUgly.gz
      667 AlwaysLookontheBrightSide.gz
      619 EverySpermisSacred.gz
      256 ILikeTrafficLights.gz
      709 ILoveChinese.gz
      524 ImSoWorried.gz
      392 ImTheUrbanSpaceman.gz
      248 NeverBeRudetoanArab.gz
      277 SitonMyFaceSong.gz
     1663 TheAdvertisingSketch.gz
     1664 TheAirlinePilotsSketch.gz
      413 TheAlbatrossSketch.gz
     2856 TheArchitectSketch.gz
     1855 TheArgumentClinicSketch.gz
      902 TheAustralianTableWineSketch.gz
     1084 TheBanterSketch.gz
      806 TheBarberShopSketch.gz
      752 TheBicycleRepairManSketch.gz
     1862 TheBlackmailSketch.gz
     2776 TheBookshopSketch.gz
     2198 TheBuyingtheBedSketch.gz
     2360 TheCheeseShopSketch.gz
      370 TheContradictionSketch.gz
     2002 TheCrunchyFrogSketch.gz
    17304 TheCyclingSketch.gz
     1402 TheDeadBishopSketch.gz
     2837 TheDeadParrotSketch.gz
      779 TheDecomposingComposers.gz
     1317 TheDinosaurSketch.gz
     2835 TheElectionSketch.gz
     1994 TheFishLicenceSketch.gz
      792 TheGalaxySong.gz
     2327 TheHagglingSketch.gz
     2160 TheHungarianPhrasebookSketch.gz
     1415 TheLifeboatSketch.gz
     1029 TheLumberjackSong.gz
     1576 TheMoneyProgrammeSketch.gz
      392 TheNotNoelCowardSong.gz
      402 TheOpeningSong-LifeofBrian.gz
      915 TheOvineAviationSketch.gz
     1644 ThePenguinSketch.gz
     3011 ThePetShopSketch-1.gz
      953 ThePetShopSketch-2.gz
      504 ThePhilosophersSong.gz
      523 TheRhubarbTartSong.gz
     1002 TheSheepintheTreesSketch.gz
     1002 TheSongofSirRobin.gz
      556 TheSongoftheKnightsofCamelot.gz
     1051 TheSpamSketch.gz
     2504 TheSpanishInquisitionSketch.gz
     1597 TheStringSketch.gz
     1037 TheUndertakerSketch.gz
     1706 TheWeAreSoPoorSketch.gz
     1575 TheWoodySketch.gz

toybox.gsfc.nasa.gov (128.183.115.28) NASA Ames Research Center, California, US
  /pub/sounds/songs
   412682 Philosophers.au

tupac-amaru.informatik.rwth-aachen.de (137.226.112.31) Aachen University of
  /pub/rz.archiv/simtel/info-mac/sound                 Technology, Germany
   238097 monty-python-2.hqx

uceng.uc.edu (129.137.189.1) University of Cincinnati, Cincinnati, Ohio, US
  /pub/wuarchive/multimedia/images/gif/p
   246700 python1.gif
   372511 python2.gif
  /pub/wuarchive/multimedia/images/jpeg/unindexed/930901
    37224 mpython1.jpg
    62858 mpython2.jpg
    54119 mpython3.jpg
  /pub/wuarchive/systems/amiga/aminet/mods/misc
    98405 python1.lzh
  /systems/apple2/umich.edu/gs/sound/digitized/binary
    86912 montypython.shk
  /systems/mac/info-mac/Old/sound
   238097 monty-python-2.hqx
   109754 monty-python-various.hqx

unix.hensa.ac.uk (129.12.21.7) University College London, England, UK
  /pub/uunet/doc/music/guitar/m/Monty.Python
     1689 AlwaysLookOnTheBrightSideOfLife.crd.Z
     1440 ChristmasInHeaven.crd.Z
     1648 ILIkeCheese.crd.Z
     1224 LumberJackSong.crd.Z
     1871 TheUniverseSong.tab.Z
  /pub/uunet/usenet/rec.arts.tv
     1563 monty-python.Z  (listing of MPFC episodes and broadcast dates)
  /pub/uunet/usenet/rec.arts.tv/fawltytowers
     1149 fa.Z
     6941 fawlty.towers

vela.acs.oakland.edu (141.210.10.2) Oakland University, Rochester, Michigan, US
  /pub/sound/python
    30172 23majrty.wav
    43772 anyprgs.wav
    74412 aqucrmny.wav
     7402 bequiet.wav
    12412 bequiet2.wav
    25436 bing.au
    52112 biweekly.wav
    12604 bldypsnt.wav
    25733 bringout.au
    72092 byhngnon.wav
    66306 clasagin.wav
    36810 colectiv.wav
    24312 commune.wav
    69260 dennis.wav
    31146 dictator.wav
    29498 didntvot.wav
    39812 execofcr.wav
    68788 frmbhind.wav
    23112 giveaway.wav
    36338 hwduget.wav
    18650 hwdybcom.wav
     9788 hwdyudo.wav
    72328 iamarthr.wav
    43418 im37.wav
    26898 imnotold.wav
    48112 inhaste.wav
    31352 intrnlaf.wav
    17156 iordryou.wav
    10312 itoldyou.wav
     2443 ni.au
    64512 nobasis.wav
    41312 nolord.wav
    34568 oldwoman.wav
    11112 onabout.wav
     3488 oooo!.wav
    23136 order-eh.wav
    24012 represd.wav
    13512 represme.wav
    17439 runny.au
    73722 scimitar.wav
    24740 shoveoff.au
     9458 shutup.wav
    19912 shutup2.wav
     9412 shutup3.wav
     3949 stop_it.au
    26319 thankyou.au
   175712 thatswhy.wav
    37462 thememus.wav
    30766 violenc2.wav
    28312 violence.wav
    77867 vlntnatr.au
    15360 vt4kings.wav
    67712 watrytrt.wav
    32798 wealbrit.wav
    15024 what-sri.wav
     3970 what.wav
    19412 wholives.wav
    14744 whoscstl.wav
     5312 yes.wav
     7712 yesisee.wav
     8452 yousawit.wav

von-neum.uni-muenster.de (128.176.121.55) Westfaelische Wilhelms-Universitaet,
  /pub/Monty_Python                       Muenster, Germany
    12591 Letter
    34510 LifeOfBrian.z
      851 anagram.z
     3958 anthrax.z
     2933 architec.z
     1986 argument.z
      985 associat.z
      963 barber.z
     2443 bed.z
     2366 bignose.z
     1481 bishop.z
     1968 blckmail.z
     2961 bookshop.z
     1614 braincel.z
      566 brian.z
     2339 bridge.z
      772 bright.z
     1857 bruce.z
      903 buttocks.z
      746 camelot.z
      777 cat.z
     2523 cheeshop.z
     1497 church.z
     1194 claim.z
      889 composer.z
      498 contra.z
     1786 croc.z
    17548 cycling.z
     1258 dead.z
     1527 dinosaur.z
      658 dong.z
     2969 election.z
     2102 fish.z
     3309 french.z
      893 galaxy.z
      978 grail.z
     1398 grenade.z
     2537 haggle.z
     3308 hitler.z
      451 hymn.z
     2008 knight.z
      292 legs.z
     2739 llapgoch.z
     1231 loretta.z
     1146 lumberjk.z
      679 medoctor.z
     1161 mellish.z
     1170 milarrrr.z
     1348 moore.z
     3289 ni.z
     1042 nudge.z
     2195 peasant.z
     1826 penguin.z
     3235 petshop.z
     1824 pilate.z
     1773 poor.z
      658 rhubarb.z
     2281 robin.z
     1581 rocknote.z
     1083 sheep.z
      353 siton.z
     1185 spam.z
     2711 spanish.z
      728 sperm.z
     1583 stoning.z
     1571 story.z
     1675 string.z
     1562 swallow.z
     6237 swamp.z
      988 trial.z
     1146 undertak.z
      798 victor.z
     2085 whizzo.z
      952 wines.z
     1972 wisemen.z
     1786 witch.z
      602 worried.z

walton.maths.tcd.ie (134.226.81.10) Mathematical Science Department, Trinity
  /pub/music/guitar/monty_python         College, University of Dublin, Ireland
     1696 monty.cho
      897 philosopher_song.cho
     1990 universe.cho
  /pub/music/lyrics/monty_python
    95493 life_of_brian
      531 lumberjack
    43374 quest_for_the_holy_grail

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III. Designators:

A designator is typically the last set of characters in an ftp site's alias.
This section is included to help you find that closest site so you won't
spend ages getting the file(s) you want.  Most, but not all, of the site names
that have a designator found under "Institution" are located in the United
States.  This is just a brief listing of the more common designators.

   Country                  Institution

ext       name            ext     type
---  --------------      ----  -----------
.at  Austria             .com  company
.au  Australia           .edu  educational
.ca  Canada              .gov  government
.ch  Switzerland         .mil  military
.de  Germany             .net  network
.dk  Denmark             .org  organization
.fi  Finland
.fr  France
.ie  Ireland
.il  Israel
.jp  Japan
.kr  Korea
.mx  Mexico
.nl  Netherlands
.no  Norway
.nz  New Zealand
.se  Sweden
.tw  Taiwan
.uk  United Kingdom
.us  United States
.za  South Africa

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IV. Popular File Extensions:

File extensions tell you a number of things about a file.  The list below
gives many popular extensions, comments on what the file contains, and a few
programs to use inorder to convert or use the file.  If you find a file you
are unfamiliar with, check this list, determine what the file is, and locate
one of the programs to help you use the file.  See the section below on
finding files if you are unsure of how to locate them.

file    helpful
extnsn  programs                          comments
------  -------------  -------------------------------------------------------
.GIF    XV, cshow,     Graphics Interchange Format.  Compressed 8-bit picture.
        xview, dvpeg

.Z      uncompress     Unix compressed file.

.aiff   sox            Apple sound file.

.arc    arc            Archived and compressed file(s).  Usually PC files.

.arj    arj            Archived and compressed file(s).  Usually PC files.

.au     sox            Sun 8 kHz sampled audio file.

.dl     xdl            Animation file.

.flc    play           Animation file.

.fli    quickfli,      Animation file.
        play

.gif    XV, cshow,     Graphics Interchange Format.  Compressed 8-bit picture.
        xview, dvpeg

.gl     xviewgl,xgl    Animation file.

.gz     gunzip,gzip123 GNU compressed file.

.hqx    mcvert         Macintosh binhexed file.  Similar to a uuencoded file
        hexbin         which allows an 8-bit binary file to be transmitted
                       or mailed using 7-bit ASCII characters.

.jpeg   XV, cshow,     Joint Photographic Experts Group 24-bit compressed
        dvpeg          picture.

.jpg    XV, cshow,     Joint Photographic Experts Group 24-bit compressed
        dvpeg          picture.

.lha    lha            Archived and compressed file(s).

.lzh    lharc, lha     Archived and compressed file(s).

.mod    winmod,        Audio file composed of different samples.
        mod2au

.mpg    mpeg_play      MPEG animation file.

.ps     pageview       PostScript text file.

.sit    unsit          Macintosh archive file.

.snd    sox            Macintosh, NeXT, or other sound file.

.tar    tar            Unix archived files.

.voc    sox            Soundblaster PC sound card file.

.wav    sox            Windows 3.1 sound file.

.z      gunzip         GNU compressed file.

.zip    pkunzip,       "zipped" archived and compressed file(s).
        unzip,         Many different versions exist.
        mgunzip

.zoo    zoo            Zoo archived files.

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V. How To Find Files (archie):

A quick tip on using archie: Doing an archie search sometimes takes awhile and
scrolls a large amount of data off the screen really fast.  What I recommend,
if it is at all possible, is to use some sort of program that writes the screen
information into a file.  Once you are done using archie, you can quit and use
a text editor to view the file.  In Unix, I use a "cmdtool" which logs screen
output automatically.

telnet to one of the following sites:

  archie.unl.edu          129.93.1.14
  archie.sura.net         128.167.254.195
  archie.rutgers.edu      128.6.18.15
  archie.au               139.130.4.6
  archie.th-darmstadt.de  130.83.128.111
  archie.funet.fi         128.214.6.102
  archie.ncu.edu.tw       140.115.19.24
  archie.doc.ic.ac.uk     146.169.11.3
  archie.sogang.ac.kr     163.239.1.11
  archie.ans.net          147.225.1.10

At the login prompt type "archie"

When the machine prompts for a command, type "help" and read the list of
instructions that the site allows.

Use "prog" to search for files and directories.


a. Example session:
-------------------

telnet archie.ans.net

Trying 147.225.1.10 ...
Connected to forum.ans.net.
Escape character is '^]'.
AIX telnet (forum.ans.net)

login: archie

<text deleted>

archie> prog spam
# matches / % database searched:    7 /100%

Host quartz.rutgers.edu   (128.6.60.6)
Last updated 10:37 16 Jul 1993

    Location: /pub/subgenius
      DIRECTORY rwxr-xr-x       512  Jun  3 20:24   spam

Host princeton.edu   (128.112.128.1)
Last updated 08:38 16 Jul 1993

    Location: /pub/dawagner/pub/python
      FILE      rw-r--r--      1921  Jul  7 19:13   spam

Host omicron.cs.unc.edu   (152.2.128.159)
Last updated 16:05 14 Jul 1993

    Location: /pub
      DIRECTORY rwxr-xr-x       512  Jul 13 13:30   spam

Host ocf.berkeley.edu   (128.32.184.254)
Last updated 15:29 14 Jul 1993

    Location: /pub/Library/Monty_Python/.cap
      FILE      rw-r--r--        11  Jul 22  1992   spam
    Location: /pub/Library/Monty_Python
      FILE      rw-rw-r--      1960  Oct 16  1989   spam

Host ugle.unit.no   (129.241.1.97)
Last updated 09:35 24 Jun 1993

    Location: /pub/misc/jargon/expanded
      FILE      rw-r--r--       199  Jul  4  1992   spam

Host ftp.funet.fi   (128.214.6.100)
Last updated 06:41 17 Jun 1993

    Location: /pub/culture/music/lyrics/yankovic.weird.al
      FILE      rw-rw-r--      1746  Nov 11  1991   spam

archie> quit
Connection closed by foreign host.

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VI. ftp:

Notes:
------
You can connect to an ftp site by either entering the site's alias or its IP
address.  Example:

Entering ...

    ftp ftp.funet.fi

would be the same as entering ...

    ftp 128.214.6.100


When obtaining a binary file such as a picture or sound file, be sure to
type "bin" before performing a "get".  This will ensure that ftp does 8-bit
transfers and does not corrupt the file.  Since an ASCII text file is only
7-bits, it was not necessary to do this in the example below.  ftp will still
work correctly if you transfer a text file in 8-bit mode, however.


a. Example Session:
-------------------

ftp princeton.edu

Connected to princeton.edu.
220-Princeton.EDU FTP server (Widener 3.59) ready.
220-Report any problems to ftp@Princeton.EDU.
220-If you are on an IBM mainframe and you are having trouble
220-logging into Princeton.EDU, we suggest you execute
220-    term chardel off
220 on your machine and then reestablish the ftp connection to Princeton.EDU.

Name (princeton.edu:blj): anonymous
331 Guest login ok, send e-mail address as password.

Password: <enter your email address here>
230 Guest login ok, access restrictions apply.

ftp> cd /pub/dawagner/pub/python
250 CWD command successful.

ftp> get spam
200 PORT command successful.
150 Opening ASCII mode data connection for spam (1921 bytes).
226 Transfer complete.
local: spam remote: spam
1996 bytes received in 0.33 seconds (6 Kbytes/s)

ftp> quit
221 Ciao.

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VII. Gopher

There are a number of sites around the world that are a part of the Gopher
network.  These sites provide many services including access to archives and
lists of information.  In order to access these sites, you must use a program
that implements the "gopher" protocol.  These programs take much of the heavy
traffic off of an ftp site so that more users can access a site simultaneously.

What you need to do:

1. Check your local site for a copy or copies of the gopher programs.  Some of
   the more common programs are called simply "gopher" or "xgopher".  Other
   programs exist as well, such as the World Wide Web (WWW) programs ("www",
   "xmosaic", "cello", "lynx", "tkwww", ...) which incorporate gopher and many
   other protocols.

2. If these programs are not available, use archie (see section V. above) to
   find sites that have the source code for your machine.  Once you've found a
   site, ftp the program (see section VI. above) and compile it.

   Here's a site for the X Windows "xgopher" program:

   ftp.x.org (198.112.44.100)
     /contrib

3. Finally, run the gopher program.  Connecting to the cathouse site is
   achieved by performing a command like this:

     xgopher cathouse.org 6969

   where "xgopher" is the name of the program, "cathouse.org" is the
   site alias, and "6969" is the gopher port the program connects to.

Once these steps are succesfully completed, you should be able to read and
download all the files that the cathouse ftp site has to offer.

------------------------End of the Monty Python FTP List------------------------
ftp.wustl.edu (128.252.135.4)