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WHERE DO THE PEOPLE GET OFF

PEOPLE EVERYWHERE SEE THE THINGS THAT

ARE COMING.

LEAVE NOW, JUMP OFF, RUN, DO SOMETHING

TO SAVE YOURSELF.

WHERE DO I GET OFF?

ARE WILLING TO POISON GENERATIONS OF

CHILDREN WHILE INDUSTRY PROFITS AND

POLLUTES?

DO YOU REALIZE:

1) PFIZER DUMPS 12 POUNDS OF CYANIDE

INTO THE THAMES RIVER EVERYDAY

2) PFIZER SUCKS IN 100 MILLION GALLONS

OF WATER FROMTHE THAMES EVERY DAY TO

COOL THE PIPES

3) PFIZER BURNS BIOLOGICAL WASTE IN 2

INCINERATORS (THIS MEANS ANIMALS,

EXCREMENT, HAY, AND PLASTIC)

4) PFIZER HAS ANOTHER INCINERATOR TO

BURN WE DONT KNOW WHAT

5) EB PLANS TO BUILD A TOXIC WASTE

INCINERATOR TO BURN 700 TONS OF TOXIC

WASTE, 4 DAYS A WEEK; BRINGING IN

WASTE FROM NY, NJ, AND RI.

6) PFIZER HAS HAD SEVERAL MAJOR SPILLS

FROM UNDERGROUND STORAGE TANKS IN THE

LAST 14 MONTHS.

7) ENVIRNOMENTAL LAWS ARE BADLY OUT OF

DATE, AND THE EPA, AND DEP ARE

SERIOUSLY UNDERSTAFFED.

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GROTON, CT. PARKING AT WASHINGTON PARK.

SEPT 24 (SATURDAY) AT 10AM. RAIN

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PHUN IN RICH RURAL TOWNS

by the Prime Anarchist

. Buy a paper from an honorbox and put

all the others on top or next to the

box with a rock on em.

. Move the yellow "police line do not

cross" ribbons to cordone off streets

or busy walkways.

. Swap the streetsigns.

. Move for sale signs to other houses.

. Grocery stores have cards where you

can put up free ads. Advertise

something outrageously cool like a $30

snowblower for someone.

. Use a truck to steal all the garbage

cans and put them all in storage

somewhere. Then put an ad in the

paper: garbage cans for sale: real

cheep.

. Take orange construction cones and

make detours. The one that works best

for us was this: block off 4 4way

intersections so they all have to

detour to the right, and go in a

complete circle. When the circle fills

up traffic will be at a standstill til

a policeman can show up and figure

things out.

. Put signs on convenience store doors

"Back in 5 minutes".

. Get out a plumbing wrench and open

all the fire hydrants.

. Advertise garage sales for people.

. Find out a professor's name at a

local community college and call in

sick for him pretending you're his

wife or roomate.

. Call Mary Kay cosmetics, or Avon, or

a hearing clinic as someone and

arrange a free makeover/eartest in

"your" home.

-pap-

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TO THE EDITORS:

Why is Manuel Noriega trading drugs

to Bush for guns?

JS (512)

HEY EDITORS:

Could you tell the guys at Playboy

that I think Peter Moore's compilation

the Reagan Years, the Jelly-Bean

Presidency was phenomnal. Just when we

were

wondering how to sum up eight years of

"bumbling ineptitude", Moore puts it

all

together in a few pages.

Walt Ingram (303)

YO, WORD:

I'll tell you were George was:

October, 1980: Iran/France.

Solidifying a deal with Khomeini that

was far

more enticing than Carter could

morally justify.

Why were we stupid enough to believe

that Reagan "will not negotiate with

terrorists" when he cut the largest

deal we will ever see, (and are still

seeing) before he was even mandated...

I mean elected.

Why were we stupid enough to believe

that Reagan was not going to raise

taxes? It's ovious he raised taxes. If

you didnt notice a tax increase; the

last 6 years, you are either too

filthy rich to care, or too dirt poor

to be

squeezed any drier.

Now, I'm not cutting George for

doing exactly as he was told. I

certainly

would have if you paid me enough.

I'm saying dont kick yourself 7

years from now for having believed a

garden-

path speech. Look at the truths. Dont

let go. No matter who gets in your

taxes

are going to HAVE to increase to fund

all this growth we are seeing.

No matter how they gloss it over,

the democratic administraton is going

force military duty on your post-teen

children.

And no matter how well Bush keeps

the ball rolling; this growth is only

putting off the inevitable: a mounting

world depression.

This November, I will be voting on

local issues only. I plan to pull the

Mickey Mouse/Donald Duck lever on the

national front.

I wont tolerate being lied to.

Then again, I had it coming when I

asked for a clown-white, two step

dancin

fool to lead my nation.

PA (203)

"...Making their future designing

computers, not selling cocaine"

Dukakis to the Baptist ministers

convention 9-9-88.

"International sanctions against

south Africa. In just 60 days".

a promise. Michael Dukakis. same date

Overheard at a yip convention; of a

cybernaut:

"Tight? He's so tight with codes he

can squeeze two calling cards together

and get a PBX."

A new patient was quite upset when the

doctors nurse led him to a curtained

cubicle and told him to undress.

"But I only want my ingrown toenail

looked at," he protested.

"Our rule is that everyone

undresses, the nurse answered.

"Stupid rule," grumbled the patient,

"making me undress to look at just my

toe..."

"That's nothing," came a voice from

the next cubicle over, "I just came in

here to install another telephone."

LABEL SPOTTED ON A TELEPHONE Please do

not use this telephone unless your call

is of an emergency nature. For more

information write: committee for a ten

cent phone call- BRO Box 94, Groton,

Ct. 06340.

Watchin Night Flight. First time I've

seen that snce about 1985. Good stuff.

They're doin an expose about the

1960's and how it's about to repeat.

I was

talkin to AH the other day, and he was

discussing that very phenomenon.

"We're repeating the 60's with our

clothes, our music, our poetry, our

rallies. How come we can't start

repeating the political thought too?

That's

why I'm bringing back Steal This Book,

and Dancin In the Ice Age If all goes

well, I'll bring back Woodstock Nation

too.

For Sale:

Steal this Book

Steal this Urine Test

Square Dancin in the Ice Age.

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Worcester, MA 01613

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xmodem. Watch for the next special.

Our special Colombus Day issue; and

after

that might be a special football issue.

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SPECIAL ENVIRONMENTAL ISSUE 23 Sept 1988 With an eye on trashy type stuff.

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** disclaimer **

************** This issue was made "B-4" 10, and 11.

So, here it is. another pfine pap production.

Saturday afternoon, an attack on Pfizer and General Dynamics will begin.

We're not gonna key in on those two, you can go to the function if you wanna

know more about THEIR enviro- problems. (Fort Griswold Park, Sat., Sept 24,

10am) We're gonna try tackling some of the less obvious companies in our

locale here.

First, a very short word on Pfizer. The only major company left in South-

eastern Connecticut that hasn't pulled out of South Africa.

Next a quick word on GD.

ATI recently did a special survey of the Electric Joke shityard grounds for

ARDIS (John Stockwell's group) and Del- Aware (Abbie Hoffman's band of weary

travelers) to see if EB could do any sneaky shit under the FEMA project. We

concluded that it would be too hard to convert any buildings from their

current purpose over to concentration camps for the blacks and dissidents as

per Louis Guiffrida's "California Paper".

2 days after the document hit the post office, General Dynamics announced

the go-ahead for a large toxic waste incinerator.

Now what could a conservative state do with a row of large stoves??? At any

rate, we all know that EB and Pfizer are naughty. Let's list a few other local

bad boys.

1)Mystic Color Lab 1)silver 2 EB 2 toxic waste 3

pfizer 3 t. w. 4)Dow 4)latex sux!!!

5)Hess 5)Waste oil 6)Soneco 6)can you say

cyanide.?. 7)Millstone 7)lubricants

ind. waste. 8)Naval base 8)old diesel

9)Ming Garden 9)grease traps 0)Evans Shell 0)waste oil in

sewers.

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where's doug???

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Mystic Color Lab got nailed last month for dumping excess quantities of silver

into the river. They were supposed to undergo weekly monitoring; but lo and

behold!!! They've suddenly cut back enormously.

Is this real?

The silver that's being dumped is what's left after 3 attempts to

electronically pan out each silver molecule. What's left cannot be gotten.

The silver (alone or joined) is VERY dangerous to plant life in and out of the

rivers. To meet standards, MCL has attached a 3rd chemical making it LOOK like

they've cleaned up their act.

Bullshit.

MCL is still damaging us.

As we said, EB is doing mega toxic waste. EB is also responsible for a large

portion of our nation's acid rain problems.

So is Pfizer. Some suggest AIDS got its genesis at an African branch of

Pfizer Corp.

A word on DOW: ever get really sick from lighting a styrofoam cup on fire?

One cup? Dow, burns about 1000 cups worth of styrofoam a day.

Hess? Waste oil is no fun. This stuff shows up in the Thames river now and

then. Fish dont like waste oil. You know things are bad when you open up a can

of tuna (in its own oils) and you see a tiny little barge floating around

trying to make a delivery and it asks you where the dock is between Pfizer and

EB.

Soneco burns all their boxes instead of trucking them out to New Jersey. Too

expensive. These boxes are chemically treated so they're strong enough to hold

harsh stuff.

Millstone is responsible for a LOT of industrial waste. It's not just for

radiation any more. hehehe. You'll see a lot of lubricants and shaved up

metals floating around in Waterford's waters.

The Naval base stored up diesel fuel for the past 40 years. They simply ran

out of room on the lower base. So, now they burn up about 3 drums a day. 35

year old diesel fuel has a distinctive odor. Much like raw bat-shit.

Ming Garden. Why did MG make our hit- list? Don't panic. It's not for their

way of handling the excess kitten population; although rumors fly. Ming Garden

their greasetraps right down into the ground at the end of each night. Ever

wonder where crabgrass comes from?

Evans Shell. Again; another purely arbitrary assignment. This guy's gonna

have to take the heat for ALL the service stations that clean engines right

over a sewer grate. Also going into these sewer grates are any leftover,

useless, (and very potent) oils and assorted solvents.

There you have it. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. Apple core; say no

more.

......................... .a nonpaid advertisement. (hey. we're

......................... havin trouble

collectin our debts just like the rest of em!!!)

The all new FNORD TORMENT.

100% stainless steel tires that whir at 30 MPH; and scream really high at

60.

FNORD TORMENT has 20 foot tunable hydraulic shocks for slipping over VW's in

heavy traffic.

The TORMENT has a LARGE hood scoop that eats mosquitos, gnats, and medium

sized birds and water foul; converting them to fuel.

A 32 character LED panel in the window is for typing in obscenities at

tailgators, and would-be tailgators. Also serves as a written warning in

advance of Super-illuso-brakes.

Toggle break lights are there for when you dont want to actually use your

breaks; but you want to get someone off your ass while still maintaining an

accelleration.

For those not shaken up by FNORD TORMENT's fake brakelights; uzi-lookin

things pup up out the tailfins. And for unbelievers: fullsized ammo.

For people who wont turn off their highbeams, a megawatt Amtrak Halogen

light on the front. Part # w.att.1k; commonly referred to as the "DEATH RAY".

New TORMENT D-Day style launch pad allows marbles and glass tacks to roll

out back from the underside of the FNORD TORMENT.

12" woofers and 5" piezos with a drop-in overhead microphone, are stock with

this FNORD for announcing things like, "get the fuck outa the way", or "sunday

driver".

Special option can be ordered for this FNORD model: a wireless helmet with a

built in condenser mic and infra red goggles for night driving when you just

dont feel like turning on your lights.

Drunk drivers got you down? Someone weaving in and out, taking away your

concentration? Maybe endangering your life? Turn on the special glowlights

that whisper a shimmering flow from one side of the FNORD to the other making

his world spin sideways. The drunk will lose all judgement and go wail an

embankment or guardrail all by himself.

Th TORMENT is an electronically fuel injected turbo-charged all terrain

As hightech as this vehicle is; The FNORD TORMENT'S alarm system is still a

female pit bull terrier.

-kh- that was a something on the lighter side from Kevin Nukkl-Hed.

K.nukkl-hed is a contributing editor.

AN EYE ON THE STRIKE

With Hurricane Gilbert dead and gone, outpuffed and petered out, done went

and skidaddled, there's a new storm brewin in rotten Groton, Connecticut.

Electric Joke has filed an "unfair strike" charge against the MTC. (metal

trades council)

Admin says they only gave 29 days notice; MTC claims they gave

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84. It's a quiet strike; you can drive up or down Eastern Point Road without

fear of getting your car tipped over.

So far.

Other unions across the nation have promised to show up and help out when

the going gets rough. People promising are the Teamsters, the United

Paperworkers, Entertainment Guild, and Ronald Reagan.

Past rallies have been fair to midland considering the weather and stuff.

Next rally is scheduled for Saturday, October 8. This is apparently going to

be held at one of the main gates. this seems to be a union that refuses to be

broken. We'll have to wait and see.

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FAH-Q'S CORNER >>>>>>>..

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"I WAS JUST PUTTING litter . . in its place". . .

Well, i was driving down the . . road in Groton city and i blew my nose

littering and said it carried a $500 fine. i said all i was doing was

following what i learned as a kid. he asked me what i was talking about. i

said well if i put the kleenex in the garbage can what would it be. he said

garbage. ok, and if i put the kleenex on the ground what is it. he said

litter. i said good, i was just putting litter in its place. he laughed so

hard he let me go.

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NO ONE HAS more to say lyrically about our environment than Little Steven.

Here's a few quips from the guy.

"The land is my mother

she is worth dying for.

I've walked the path of peace

but I aint runnin no more.

"THey've got their silver and gold.

Money wont be enough.

When they try to explain to children

Why they've poisoned their own blood

"As long as the 4 winds blow

Our spirits remain

The 4 winds will never

Blow away America's shame.

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. !!! .

.Little Steven is world .

.famous for his solo .

.projects like SunCity .

.and the Amnesty project.

.He's also a consultant .

. with a National Student

. Convention movement. .

. His biggest concerns .

. seem to be Indians, the

.environment, and world . .peace...................

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When will this poppycock end???

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FILM SEIZED IN SOUTH AFRICA

(PAP) JOHANNESBURG, SA--Police

Tuesday ordered the seizure

of video cassette-recordings of

the anti-apartheid film

"Cry Freedom", which was banned from

cinemas two months ago.

Police said local distributors had

inquired about selling the video

cassettes and that illegal or "pirate"

copies of the film already were being

circulated in South Africa. "Cry

Freedom" tells the story of South

African activist Steve Biko, who died

while in police detention in 1977, and

Donald Woods, a white newspaper editor

who befriended Biko.

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Watchin Night Flight. First time I'Ve

seen that since about 1985. Good

stuff. They're doin an expose about

the 60's and how it's about to repeat.

I was talkin to AH the other day, and

he was discussing that very phenomenon.

"We're repeating the 60's with out

clothes, our music, our poetry, our

rallies. How come we cant start

repeating the political thought too?

That's why I'm bringing back Steal

This Book, and Dancing Thru the Ice Age

If all goes well, I'll bring back

Woodstock Nation too.

***Steal This Postcard***

CONTEMPORY CLASSICS

PO Box 15

Worcester, MA 01613

Steal this Book.

Steal This Urine Test.

Square Dancing In the Ice Age.

write, or call 617-753-5418 for

prices &/or more info.

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THRILLERS AND KILLERS cassette book

reviews

Tom Clancy's THE CARDINAL OF THE

KREMLIN and Lawrence Sanders' TIMOTHY'S

GAME could make you late for work if

you listened while getting ready in the

morning: The first is a thickly plotted

fast-paced espionage yarn that pits

Clancy's CIA hero, Jack Ryan, against

the KGB; and the second features Wall

Street private eye Timothy Cone in

three tales of murder, blackmail and

other dirty tricks. S&S 14.95.

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(APWN)Storrs, CONN--

We now bring you a transcript from

Governor Mario Cuomo's roadtrip

speeches. (he gets out whenever he

can) we take you to the middle of

a UConn address where he makes fun of

Reagan, Yale, Lee Iacocca, etc., and

he gives us his wish that this year

we set some kind of vision for

America. PAP strongly recommends you

pay the 3/5/9 bucks to see him if

he's scheduled to speak at your local

college, RTM, or Bah Mitsvah.

"Aids. 1 out of every 700 children

being born in the city of NY, has

aids. Born to die.

In 6 years they'll be dead. And you

have to keep em alive until then.

Who's gonna pay the bills?

We're keeping them alive, but we

have nothing for them at the end of

the line. We cant afford beds, we

cant afford the hospitals, we cant

afford the care; and you talk to me

about peace and prosperity.

You're telling me we are at peace,

and people are being killed savagely

in the streets of our own country.

By gangs, by drugs; and you say

we're at peace. Forget about the rest

of the world. How can you say we're

at peace here when the jail cells in

New York, Connecticut, and New Jersey

and everywhere else are bursting, you

say we have prosperity.

We have more poor than ever before.

21st century's 12 years away, you can

reach out and touch it; it's so close.

21st century's here. The work force of

the 21st century's gonna be black,

hispanic, women, and disabled; black,

hispanic, women, and disabled. The most

vulnerable population we have.

The drop out rates are fierce. You

dont care; you're not black; you're not

hispanic. You didnt drop out. Your

sister didnt drop out.

You better care. That's YOUR

workforce. If they're not here to work

in the 21st century, YOU'RE NOT GONNA

MAKE IT. Because this country will not

be able to compete with the rest of

the world.

And you know what happens when they

drop out? A 15 year old girl? Drops

out in the inner city area? Where does

she go? She-does-not-go-to-the-convent.

She goes to her body. Where does the

14 year old boy go? he goes to the

street. He sells crack. He gets in the

business. He's a lookout for

cokedealers. He gets 400$ an hour just

for playing what we used to call in

the old neighborhood chickie. Just for

being a lookout. And he winds up in

jail, and he winds up an addict.

And you're telling me, that the

status quo is good enough??? I CANNOT

say the economy is strong. I cannot

accept that. Now look: you dont have

to have a warden's degree to see

you're being lied to.

It took 200 years to pile up a

trillion dollar debt. ok? Then we

had a conservative government for 8

years. In less than 8 years they add

another ONE POINT SIX TRILLION DOLLARS

IN DEBT. They nearly tripled it!!!

You're borrowing money from the

Japanese, the Germans, the rest of the

world. And every year you pay them

interest. 155 billion dollars a year in

interest. You dont have enough money

for college loans, homeless people,

aids, research, roads and bridges are

falling. You "cant afford" health

insurance. Free college, you cant

afford it. Spleens, organs, you cant

afford it. Yet you pay 155 billion

dollars a year in interest.

Is that prosperity? Is that good

enough for you? Of course not. 155

billion; and it happened in 7 years.

I'd love to see Michael Jackson

making videos telling the kids to

not use drugs. The one thing I resent

the most about our "war on drugs" is

denying that it is complex.

Cuomo then recommended a few good

books for the college aged "kids" to

keep up on; and stressed economic

relations with Japan. He also stressed

that we need Africa as they are goin

to be a very powerful 3rd world

alliance when it comes to econ. He

all-in-all gave us a vision for our

country.

Let's get out there and form a

more perfect union. kick ass.

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Due to Fah-Q's fast paced, and

everso changing lifestyle, FQ'S corner

will not be here this issue. We're not

forgetting it. We'll slip it in here

when he gets his stuff out. And for

those of you who dont get it, we'll

surely repeat it for 14!!!

In other news, Ground Zero is here.

She'll be here for 3 days or so.

Her title these days, is Associate

Editor, and creative consultant.

That'll change in a matter of minutes.

And if she gets around to it, she might

honor us by typing in an excerpt or two

from "Screw unto Others" or "How to Get

Anything On Anybody".

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FOLK TIME AT THE OLD HOMESTEAD !!!

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THIS TRAIN, Inspired by Woodrow Wilson

Guthrie. (yeah, Arlo's dad). Isn't it

interesting one of the best democracy

advocates our country has ever seen was

editor of the Communist Worker's Party

Newspaper???

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This train don't carry no fascists,

This train.

This train dont carry no fascists, this

Train.

This train dont carry no fascists, 2

All beef patty nigger beatin fascists.

This train dont carry no fascists.

This train.

This train dont carry no rednecks...

" " " "

Yellow belly sapsuckin racist rednecks.

This train dont take no prisoners...

Doctors, lawyers, high rollin ministers

This train dont mind the wetbacks.

Statue lookin, freedom seekin.

This train is for the average people

Everybody rides free long as ya let it

Be.

This train is a train of healthcare

Sick, or ill, terminal, or free pills.

This train is a train of freedom...

It's what we died for, it's what I

Cried for...

C'mon ride for freedom, c'mon...

None of us are free, less'n all of

Us are free.

This train won't allow apartheid...

Segregation, degredation...

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"Do 8-balls, not baseballs"

Shit.

What're they teachin you in school???

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(special pap stuff)--

Is "let them eat cake" day coming up?

I saw Dairy Queen is runnin a promo

called that. Come to think of it, I

d o remember it being sometime

around Columbos day. For those of you

just tuning in, some queen in olde times got snagged. Someone overheard

her speaking about the poor

impoverished (redundancy used on

purpose, because) peasants. when asked

what she planned regarding her lower

class; she quoth, "let them eat cake".

Colleges often times use this every

year to get political thought rolling

by having a bake sale in her name. I

remember it being fall, Sept/Octoberish

but I cant put my finger on the exact

date. Oh well. I'll've to ask someone.

WCNI INCW WCNI INCW WCNI INCW WCNI INCW

RADIOWATCH!!! a p a p

/ / / exclusive

The local radio station was playin

some serious disco tonite. After about

11 minutes, (all I could take, really)

I switched over to the commercial

stations but found myself back to CNI.

It was tolerable I guess. Hey at

least I hadn't heard the same songs

"over and over and over". No matter

how different the stuff is, at least

it's a refreshing change as opposed

to the week's top 20 played over and

over and over. I come from an old metal background.

You know,,, Purple, Zeppelin,

Aerosmith, Cult, Sabbath, etc. This

new stuff is for the birds. But I'll

listen to anything once or twice.

That's the new wave side to me, I

guess. Opens me for different

cultures, modes, genres. As long as

you don't play 8 O'clock's song at

12 O'clock and then again at 4, only

to repeat it again at 8.

Do that and I tune your station

out!!!

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(APWN)-TENN--Danny Quayle was

telling Chattanooga community

college that America was

gonna be on top.

"We're going to be the envy of the

World", said the chap.

With his southern accent, I thought

for sure I heard "end of the world".

Had to play it back on my TV a 3rd

time before I reproved to myself that

he wasnt assuring armageddon.

NO JACK KENNEDY

How the hell can a redneck hick

from Indiana running on a

conservative ticket that makes

McCarthy look wimpy even THINK we're

gonna see him as the next JFK???

Adolf hitler, maybe; but JFK???

No.

(APWN)Philadelphia--ABBIE HOFFMAN ON

ACTIVISM: The Philly electric company

is upset with me because I'm not just

blowin windmills. They know I'm one

fuck of an organizer. And I'm

willing to risk everything.

Everything.

That's the mentality you've gotta

develop. Not who you gonna vote for.

You've gotta say, how do we get block

booking now, or how do we get the

cars together, what points are we

gonna raise, are we just gonna go

there to bullshit to argue that

local organizings more important or

we need a black woman lesbian

leader the first time who's against

a vegitarian cabbage kid supporting

arms struggle; is that what you're

gonna do? Stay home.

Do I think the press should be

allowed to say we're at war right

now? Think about 1 million Indians

in Guatemala killed or driven out

of their homes.

WELL THAT'S IT FOR ATI 13. THE

Special 13 colonies issue. Hope you

liked it. And watch for 14!!! Gonna

be a douzy. Hmmm. How do you spell

douzey, anyways??? duze-ey??? Hmmm.

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: /EB will be coming

: /off strike soon.

FAH-Q'S CORNER : /What can that mean

------------------/to the employers in

the area?

Well 14 that I talked to over the last week told me that 44% of their part

time and 28% of their full time employees are EB strikers and that most of the

plan to go back to work at EB when the strike is over. That could mean that

there will be a lot of jobs open to the unemployed come next month, but on the

other side, some of the employers I talked to told me that they opened those

jobs to the strikers because they remember the last long strike and felt that

longer exist when the strike is over. Two of the local taxi companies have

almost all EB strikers as their employees. Now, some of them plan on staying o

as cab drivers because the income can be good (500-700 a week) Most will retur

to work because though the potentials there in the cab for good money is not

always the case. There are bad weeks and good weeks and no benefits. So if you

have a family to support there is a choice between making maybe 500 a week and

a paycheck at the end of the week. You decide. When this strike is over I

expect to see a few unhappy employers in the area for a while and if you are

looking for a job there are certainly gunna be a lot of them out there. We at

ATI, we're all for the strike, and now / that it's all over we would like /

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Thank you. : /

: /WELL, ELECTION TIME IS

: /almost on us again and

:/who do you vote for?

--------------Also who will vote. If

you dont vote you better keep your mouth shut when it comes to the

president because if you dont like him you COULD HAVE voted against him.

Now that I have that out of the way let me give you a few of my thoughts

about the US election process. We elect an official to office by voting. Well

if everyond doesnt go out to vote the process wont work right. I mean if there

are 3 million people and only 1 million vote doest that reflect what the publi

as a whole thinks??? (on a united nations poll of 45 "democracies" based solel

on voter turn out, the US ranked 45th) No. The poor and unemployed dont like t

get out and vote because, "man I've been poor this long what makes you think

voting will change anything". Well It could change a lot if all the unemployed

and poor voted. Taxes. Well I dont care who gets in to office and on what

promise he got there on. He will have to raise taxes to make the budget meet.

You want more money for the roads, schools, police, and other things. Well

where do you think that moolah comes from? The government doesnt pull it off

the trees. And any candidate that tells you that he can run this country

without raising any taxes is a fuckin lier and should get out of the race now

because he lives in a dream world./

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(APWN)Sprint-Thursday nite, Doc Telecom formerly known as Laser, was pretty

much busted by Sprint. Telecom was selling his computer to someone when there

was a knock on his door. Telecom's brother answered the door; Daniel M. Loredo

manager Kansas City, and R. E. "Sandy" Sandquist, manager Denver.

After the warrant schitt out of the way, they came in and looked thru all

of Telecom's stuff.

Upon seeing a disk labeled "Phrack 18, Phrack 19, FH.Exe" Loredo said it was

incriminating. Telecom argued it was nothing more than text files. The Sprint

reps then looked thru Telecom's weekly notes finding CBI accounts, trw

accounts,

and a citibank. But no calling cards. They wanted sprint codes, according to

Telecom.

"They can just suck," said Telecom, "my long dong silver here."

Telecom says he was supposed to download sixty-five thousand (65,000)

sprint FON cards the other nite.

"hehehe. Well at least I knew there were a lot. It would take 30 megs of

my drive."

Sprint reps said they have his number and he was on their system for 19 or

so hours.

"Just think," said Telecom. "This same shit happened last year. Remember

A local Telecommunications enthusiast named Cygnus says this pattern has

been going on for more than 5 years now. Every year, around October,

security people start making charges and they dont let up til around

Christmas time. Almost as if they have to reach their quotas.

"This is not good news," said Cygnus.

-mf-

(APWN)Washingtoon- The president convinces us that we are standing tall and

looking good when actually we are sitting down, overweight, drinking beer, and

eating pizza.

This formula is not exactly what Tom Jefferson had in mind. He said,

"enlighten the prople generally and Tyranny and oppressions of body and mind

will vanish like evil spirits at the dawn of day". -prime-

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ITT's Newsletter to customers has interesting information: One page of the

newsletter cheerfully tells ITT customers in the state of California that

beginning October 1, their intra- state rates will decrease by an average of 1

percent. Then, the next page of the newsletter announces that the California

Public Utilities Commission instituted a surcharge on intrastate telephone

calls in California to fund deaf and disabled communications programs, to be

effective on, you guessed it, October 1st. And, the newsletter adds, the

surcharge is being "passed along".

This is reminiscent of an interesting incident last year regarding California

intrastate surcharges and AT&T's long distance rates. In an incident last

year, an AT&T intracompany memo stated that although they recently lowered

them that their intrastate rates were too low and they had to raise them. So,

they agreed to AT&T's proposal that the increase they were forced to implement

would appear on customers' invoices in the form of a new surcharge that would

be STRICTLY AT&T revenue! Ah, what blatant attempts to fool the consumer!

In another development, Allnet instituted a new policy in which a $.90 per

month "bill handling charge" is imposed on all customers who make long distanc

calls, but whose charges amount to less than $10 per month. So much for the

"We value your business, large or small" credo!

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To the tune of the Night Before Christmas:

Twas an hour before Oprah

and all thru New York

No TV was idle,

all employees stopped work.

They all watched the lady

discuss current affairs

The studio audience

was combing their hair.

No one paid attention

Nobody could care less

They're too busy watchin

that tent sized dress.

This one guy stood up

and started beating his daughter,

Hey, it's not my fault

he has Post Traumatic

Stress Disorder!!!

(APWN)New London-

Political artist Faith Ringgold has spent the last three days at Connecticut

college in New London, guiding "issue oriented" students in the art department

to an artistic expression of their opinions on social issues.

The six students working under Ms. Ringold's instruction are preparing a

performance piece to be presented tonight at 8 in the East Dance Studio at the

Crozier-Williams Student Center. Ms. Ringgold will also give a lecture titled

"Faith Ringgold Talks About Her Art".

"The students have been asked to become a character that represents an issue

that will be very important in the year 2000," said Ms. Ringgold Wednesday.

"They've come up with six issues or characters: apathy, God, nuclear winter,

drugs, child abuse, and computerized memory loss."

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***MAN EATEN BY LARGE CANOE***

(APWN)Quinektukut-- Holy Fuckin Shit!

Those tiny little waves wailed on me.

The boy scouts taught me how to paddle on a lake. I was NOT prepared for my

canoe ride in Mystic Harbour this morning. Not at all.

I think I travelled about 800 feet in an hour flat. My hands are still soaki

wet. Wet from all the hard splash I had to do just to keep inside the Grumman.

I'm facing away from this post I tied onto.

I am going NOWHERE.

Yet this landlubber still must look back behind him to reassure he's not

going to smash into the pole he's tied onto.

Pure science is that he's being pulled away from the post constantly.

However eyes and settling stomach tell him the opposite.

You look down beside you and you're travelling about 3 MPH backwards. Look

anywhere else, you're going nowhere fast.

Triceps are severely pumped. Feet and ankles are torn to shreds. Driving an

'87 Chevy S-10, you dont know what a struggle is.

Step onto the back of this Canoe and I will relax in front of you...

watching. Waiting patiently as you throw your paddle around fighting the

quarter-inch waves.

Humbling.

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It's been a one horse town

And I been lookin for escape

It's been a one horse town

And all the girls here look like apes.

But when I get home to you,

Who knows just what I might do

To make me feel all right.

You know I hate this place,

It's just filled with pencil-necks.

And it's worth it just to try crochet,

Who knows what I might try next.

But when I get to the bars,

All I can smell is cigars,

I need to feel alright.

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Local or far away-

Will it ever go away.

I draw a peace sign in the sand,

A crab bites my toe.

I let him go.

The woe of aftermath--

Can we hang?

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"That boo was excessively loud,

Vern, can you add 5 seconds to

me for that?"

George Bush tongue in chic at

the debates.

(APWN)Associated Prime World Newz-- Phillip Morris is buying Kraft for 11 big

ones.

Cool. Now, maybe we'll see the necessary surgeon general's warning on slabs

of Velveeta.

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DICK CAVITT, GO HOME.

Give us back WNBC. WFAN??? What IS this? We want our NBC. We want our NBC.

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I'm sick and foggin tired of catagorizations and compartmental- izations.

This is one of the few (3 or 4) negative things I've seen to come from

computer use/abuse/consumption/ digestion.

"Do you use a commodore or an atari?" was the common thought among 8bitters.

It hasnt stopped. In fact, even between the 16/32's like the ST or the Amoeba,

you see a lot of infighting. Is your modem Hayes or blah mode? 12 or 24 hundre

nibbles per nanosecond? Is your screen 80 or 132 column?

Even among the elite, I have seen some stupid generalizations/judgments/

eyeball-chewing. Are you a hacker or a phreaker? Telenet or Tymnet? Unix or

Zenix?

What this essay is trying to get across by the end of its writing is this: I

DOESNT FUGGIHM MATTER!!!

I've seen a bright individ on an apple 2+ get more resultz on my BBS than an

Amy 2000er!!! I've seen an 8bitter do power-more than your basic mac 2 freak.

Cygnus has a good analagy for us all. It aint the machine, says he. It's th

operator. I wonder if he still feels that way now that he's moved from his cp/

on up to the amy 500???

I bought my first computator for one thing only. WP!!! (word processing). It

was a portable computer that I could bring to the ball park, jot down a few

things, and then go home and print it out.

Then I got a desktop kind of thing that could rest at home, and be there whe

I wake up. Sort of like a wife. Hmmm. Somewhere before that, I already found

how I could get the two together. Then along came a nice 3/12 modem for my

desktop. Thanks to that educated 60 dollar decision, I can now grab a soda at

that ballpark, and set my laptop on the payphone and send the stuff to my

desktop.

Something I want you to work on.

STOP FIGHTING AMONGST YOURSELVES AND START MOVING TECHNOLOGY FORWARD instead

of worrying whether someone is a commie/atarian/amoebite/applehead/ Ibeamer.

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CITICORPSE. A COMPANY WITH

NO RAISEN D'ETRE.

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Citibank has purchased the First Republic Bank Delaware for 158MIL.

They closed their venture capital unit in California in may and are now

reorganizing into two unita: venture capital, and leveraged buyouts.

For the year 1987 their operating expenses was 8M. They paid 15.5M in

interest against interest income of 22M. Other income was 6 against 4.5 in

expenses.

For some strange reason, their taxable income was only $240 thousand dollars

Citibank declared a net loss of $1,138,000 for '87!!! Citibank owes 12

thousand to repurchase agreements, 11K to borrowed funds, 16K to their parent

company, Citicorpse, 5K to their subsidiaries.

According to sources, Citibank is party to various viscious lawsuits.

Citibank's '87 loan loss provision was increased almost 2 1/2 times what it

was in 1986, reflecting the uncertainty of fully collecting loans made to the

3rd world. The allowance for loan losses went from 1.2 billion to 4 billion

dollars.

And the man responsible for all this? John S. Reed. Call him up on the

tellie and let him know what you think of how he's helped America get from a 1

trillion dollar debtor nation to a 2.6 trillion debtor in just 7 years!!!

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1) Thou shalt neither trust nor confide in anyone!

2) Thou shalt never use thine own telephone for revenge business!

3) Thou shalt not touch revenge

4) Thou shalt become a garbage collector!

5) Thou shalt bide thy time before activating a revenge plot!

6) Thou shalt secure a "mail-drop" address in another city!

7) Thou shalt learn everything there is to learn about the vicitm!

8) Thou shalt pay cash all the time in a revenge plot!

9) Thou shalt trade with merchants who have never heard of you!

0) Thou shalt never threaten thy intended victim!

!) Thou shalt not leave evidence lying around, however circumstantial.

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I would like to introduce myself, you might have wondered who I was, or what

relation I had to ATI. Not much actually, as a friend of Prime anarchist's and

as a fellow telecom weirdo, I saw and helped edit some of the issues (and lose

a few of them to the magical wonder of the disk god, only to be resurected

using the help of the disk sector editor ...Number 9....Number 9.... ).

I am not politically active, I am not socially active either. I proscribe to

no particular ideology,philosophy, or religion. I simply observe things that I

experience and try to understand them objectively (or subjectively ,depending

on what mood I am in). You will be seeing alot of me in upcoming issues. I

hope to display pros and cons of differant beliefs. I wish to warn you though,

I have one simple belief.

1) Its my undying opinion that all

people can do lots of damage to

everything, armed with the faith

that what they are doing is for

the greater good.

At first I didn't want this job. But in the end Prime bribed me, drugged me,

and finally convinced me using the help of some girls, a goat, and a vat of

vanilla pudding.

If you want to send me questions, drugs, marriage proposals, bomb threats

or small furry animals by the name of Fred . Please send them to address

located at front of this file. Please include your name (or reasonable

facsimile) with any question or opinion so I will know who to insult, praise,

or forbid my children from marrying

"Paradise is exactly like

where you are right now,

only much better."

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ONCE AGAIN MY SPACE IS GIVEN AWAY

TO THE HAPPY HACKER(412)

Ever call a commercial chat line and hear a rather large number of male

rather outgoing female on the line and why she was sooo friendly?

The reason is simple. Usually in these situations the one outgoing,

slightly seductive female voice you hear belongs to a woman who is paid to

monitor these chat lines, but is also required to double as an actress, to

pretend to be a regular caller on the line, and to coax male callers, through

any methods needed, to stay on the line longer.

Here, I give you an ATI first. Here I will publish exerpts from an employ-

ees' manual which is distributed to female employees of a chat line company

which operates chat lines all over the US, and abroad. Read on..

CHARACHTER PROFILE

ALWAYS choose your opening charachter before opening your key!

Your voice tone and charachter should match. Don't change names without

changing your voice.If you're working with another monitor, you should listen

for key phrases. Your charachter profile should be AUTHENTIC. You should

remember EVERYTHING about your charachter profile. This includes voice tone,

charachter's description and anything else you may have said about your

charachter to a caller. We recommend that you keep a notebook of charachters

you play.

Examples of opening phrases:

1. Hi! My name is Peter Rabbit. 2. What's Happening!

3. Anybody out there? I'm sooooo lonely

4. Hey, Hey, Hey!

5. Help! Help!

6. Yo Baby, Yo Baby, Yo!

7. Hey, What's hoppin'?

8. I'm looking for a new love..

9. Yo! Anybody there?

10. Good Morning!

11. What's it to ya..

12. Helloooooooo..

13. I'm going to sing if you don't talk

to me (then sing if they don't)

14. Hey this is (Your charachter name),

Im looking for (Anybody), what am I

going to do??

INTERACTING WITH ANOTHER MONITOR

This technique takes concentration. You must key in on certain phrases and

build either toward it, around it, or take it somewhere else.If you change

directions altogether, you must be aggressive.

Interacting examples:

If you're talking on the line with three men and another monitor enters and

says, "Help, help!", if the callers don't respond, you would say: "What's

that? Wait, did you hear that?"

Monitor #1: What's wrong?

Monitor #2: My husband tied me to the bed!

Monitor #1: What! Is he a maniac?

Monitor #2: Yes! I am afraid he is going to kill me!

Monitor #1: Wait a minute, lady. How did you dial here?

Monitor #2: (Crying and sobbing loudly) I dialed with my nose!

WHEN TO TALK EXPLICITLY AND WHEN NOT TO

Talking seductively requires a certain amount of finesse. You can talk this

way without ever having to say anything sexual. There are different technique

that you can use. We do not want to come across as telephone whores!

There are some key phrases that will let you know when and if the client

wants to talk explicitly.

Seductive Examples:

1. What are you wearing?

2. Are you in bed?

3. Are you alone?

4. Do you like to talk dirty?

5. Do you like sex?

6. What do you do for fun?

7. Are you playing with yourself?

8. What do you like a woman/man to do for you in bed?

These phrases will help you to know when to talk expilicitly about sex. If

you start talking seductively and the caller hangs up, when he calls back,

change characters and DON'T talk seductively. When you do realize that the

caller is seeking that type of conversation, select the appropriate technique.

WHEN TO AND WHEN NOT TO DISCONNECT A

CALLER

1. ALWAYS DISCONNECT CHILDREN OFF ALL ADULT LINES without being rude. However,

always mention they should call the TEEN line.

2. If a caller is talking sexually on the TEEN line, disconnect them AFTER

mentioning they should call an adult line.

3. Do not disconnect callers because you do not like them. You are being

paid to talk to the clients, not to have personal likes or dislikes for them.

4. Sometimes hecklers are fun. They brighten up the lines. Use your

instincts and common sense, to decide whether it is appropriate at the time.

Example: Heckler

A person tries to take down a phone number and someone is shouting or singing

while they are trying to do so, or someone is calling a name over and over,

disrupting all conversation.

VOICE QUALITY

Charachters should be full in every aspect. Practice your voices until they

are perfected. Concentrate on your voice control, voice tone, pitch, and also

practice changing your pitch from high to low, and your voice tone from soft t

caorseness, if possible.

For those who have difficulty changing voices, try to think of it as

singing, working with the scale: "Do, Re, Mi, Fa, So, La, Ti, Do".

Change your voice any way possible- High, Low, Soft, Loud, Coarse,

Trembling, Squeaky, with accents..... etc.- ANY WAY YOU LIKE- Just be

different.

TRAINING SUMMARY

At the end of this training program, each monitor should be confident that

he/she could have any customer calling back as many times as possible.

You've learned every technique available about how to control your calls to

the point that you know who's calling back and who isn't. You want EVERYONE t

CALL BACK.

Monitors who aren't able to get call backs will need to work harder at thei

conversation. Remember, the final goal is to get call backs. caller not

responding to your conversation quickly enough, get out of that charachter, an

try another. You are selling a phone conversation, so your sales pitch is ver

important.

****END OF TRAINING MANUAL EXERPTS*****

Neat, huh? Many of the women you hear on these chat lines are simply

paidto keep men on the line. Paid to feign interest in the callers, paid to

coax male callers into staying on the line and calling back in the future. An

yes, expected to talk very explicitly and even participate in phone sex and

"domination" routines with the male callers, if the callers request it.

In our age of crass commercialism, it's not surprising to see yet another

form of human exchange, like the concept of a simple chat line, become

prostituted in this fashion.

Ah, the frontiers of free enterprise...

Regards.. The Happy Hacker

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new, except that we here at ATI all miss Prime Anarchist very much.

And also, a few things. As most of you know, a very well-known hacker by th

handle of Doc Telecom (formerly Laser) got busted in the San Jose area. It's

uncertain as to what his fate will be, and I'm concerned.

I'm also concerned about what's going to happen in the hack/phreak world

these days. With the recent development of the virus that spread through- ou

many computers in the nation, it seems that the media's attention will soon be

turned full force on telecom enthusiasts. It's been rumored that the 804

bridge has been taped and will be broadcasted this week (week ending 11-19-88)

negative image will be portrayed, as usual. This will create a backlash of

even more negative public opinion, and perhaps even more "crackdown" efforts o

the part of the authorities and security personnel.

By the way, it's late Sunday night, and so far I've seen 2 talk shows regardin

computers, mainframes, viruses..and hackers were even mentioned.

In any event, watch "20/20" this week. Tape it if you can. Somehow, I get th

feeling that there is truth in this rumor, and I am sure a great deal of

discussion will result.

Opinions? Comments? Email me on The Phoenix Project: 512-441-3088.

P.S. If I'm wrong about "20/20", I need a volunteer to help me wipe the egg of

my face. Heh..

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Watch for some really k-rad coming attractions, such as Ground Zero's tour of

the more interesting parts of New York, and information on one of the most

infamous institutions of our great nation.. and the world! (Suspense is killin

you, eh?!)

++We want your input!!++

Write to us. Let us know your comments, and suggestions. If you have

something to contribute, do send it to us. Write to the address listed at the

beginning of this file, or email any of us at any of our support boards. We'd

like to ever print some of your correspondence in future issues.

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***MAN EATEN BY LARGE CANOE (CON'T)***

(APWN)Quinektukut-- I lay back and

sun myself.

Close my eyes, I'm a Pequot. I

haven't slept in 3 days. Her lady,

Tracy, has teased me all week leaving

me frustrated, blue, balling in my tent

at night.

A settler would cry himself to sleep.

I cry long long enough 'til I am

severely spooked. I close my eyes and

see Her Lady standing in front of me.

Not a thread of clothing. Only a tiny

triangle of hair marking the place

where she does not allow me to touch.

Just yet.

"Girls," you say to me; in your

colonial tone of voice. "Can't live

without 'em; can't live with em."

"I cant live," I say so only I can

hear. I will fast for three more days.

I will weight less than I did before.

I will be weak, sleek, and slender,

the sex god you want me to be, my

Lady.

I will return, we will feast. You

will break my fast.

You will adore me; I will return.

I open my eyes, you are paddling

down the Thames. We must go around

the point and meet Kthe eastern dark

teenagers.

They signalled us they have some

killer tobacco, right from the Cubano's

private stash.

We will smoke, and dance, and talk of

warring against the elders and their

segregated style. Their bitter grudges

on those who dont look or act like

them.

We all fall to the ground exhauseted

from our battle rehearsal. Smiting

takes a lot out of a Pequot like I.

But it must be tougher on you, my

colonial friend.

I wonder if the darks know about

hatred; back in the Giant Island in

the Orient's way.

I ask of you.

"Let's find out," you suggest. We

turn toward our tobacco friends.

"Do any of you hate," you ask them.

Nothing but silence; suddenly 3 no's.

"I know survival and pride," says

one dark friend.

"I cannot hate," says another. I tell

you all WE CAN PULL THIS OFF.

We will build a raft. I will teach

you how to grab fish right out of the

water.

You will show us your medallians--

tell us of all the wrongs your father

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(APWN)Only In Amerika-- Judas Priest's

new album is being

attacked by the PMRC for having lyrical

content, and subliminal messages they

are claiming caused two teenagers to

commit suicide over.

Gimme a break. PMRC says they are

about to take all the albums off the

shelves and gather up all the

production crew for a listening of the

album. If it is proven that the album

caused these deaths, they intend to

keep the creative endeavor on hold.

All reports say that alcohol and

marijuana was also involved between

these two teenagers.

We here at ATI recommend that when

this orgy takes place, that Tipper

Gore, and Barbara Bush et al do large

bowls of killer weed and drink massive

amounts of Bacardi's to get the true

all-around effect these two boys got.

Can you believe things are getting

this out of hand? The witch-hunt has

just begun. Keep in mind that if you

play Ronald Reagan backwards, you get

"nigger porno" and "noriega" becomes

"get your own lawyer". This and other

totally obscene thoughts brought to

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First Ammendment.

What's left of it.

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TO THE TUNE OF "CHESTNUTS ROASTING"

Flame broiled Whoppers in

a cardboard box.

French fries sizzling in fat.

Eat them fast or they're soggy and flat

Burger King is where it's at.

You know that Herb is on his way.

And his whole entire ad campaign is gay

Even though, they do it your way,

It still costs too much for

steroid sandwiches these days.

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AMY -by the Prime Anarchist

Amy

You taught me

Quiate.

Noiseless, patient, strong,

still bold, imaginative, frim.

Yet quiet, calm.

The subtle approach.

You showed me

Quiet.

How to sit indian style.

For X-tra long time

Alone.

With friends.

The quiet one.

You smiled, said hello.

Cosigned a petition or 2.

Moved my soul.

You got up.

Back to Providence.

I think of you.

When I'm

Quiet.

Relaxing, watching my surroundings

Panic.

Sometimes when I'm loud

too.

And I know I should

Quiet.

I calm by thinking

Your short blond hair,

remembering when it was

longer.

Hoping I'll see you again;

Knowing we'll chat again.

Amy.

It's 3 a.m.

Wanna camp out for

Dead tickets

Tonight?

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\an oration\ JUST TIP THE SCALES

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\ 10-22-88 \ CONN college, you just

/ / informed me that 2 of

----------- your students are getting

suspended, and one expelled for acts

of vandalism. From what I hear, all

they did was break a window when they

were drunk one nite.

On one hand you should be outraged.

This punishment far outweighs the crime

and very unjustly. On the other hand

you should notice that Conn College is

simply following a recent trend along

with other colleges, other

institutions, other countries.

You see zero-tolerance laws seizing

large boats because of 3 joints or 4

hits of acid, sometimes just for

paraphanelia on board.

Congress is about to see to it that

the death penalty be mandated for

convicted drug dealers. Maranda rights

are swiftly going the way of the Cave

man, and Friday-the-13th sequels. The

First Ammendment? What first

ammendment?

I'm not signing your petition mainly

because I dont go here. But let me

impress this on you. If you believe

that the college campus is a microcosm;

a practice spot for the real world

you'll soon face, or even a big part

of the real world,

GET OUT THERE AND GET THE "CONN THREE"

BACK IN SCHOOL.

The petition is fine. But followthru.

Serve it to the right people. Sit in,

camp out, demonstrate. Stop school.

Send out fliers "suspending" EVERYONE

until "Conn 3" are back attending.

I'm thinking of fasting in a glass

booth for 3 days to symbolize the

outrage; maybe shattering it on the

3rd day.

Get out there and show your rage.

Win this one, and then we can start

working on this Omnibus/zero/Drug

hysteria thing.

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another oration

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Que es "free enterprise"?

Que es "central intelligence".

Intelligente del central?

Si! Si! Es mui facile.

Que es "political suicide".

El George Bush y el Manny Noriega

Esta en; que es, que es, how you say

"Cohort"? El medejeem columbian cocaine

Cartel.

Los drugs. Los drugs. Esta. Diga. Oye.

"Just say Noriega to drugs".

Now they're executing the death pen.

for drug dealers? Hmmm. I say we start

a lobby group pushing for Mr. Bush

to get the chair then.

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ARMAGEDDON ISLE

TO THE TUNE OF: Gilligin's Isle...

It all started when we tried to smoke

A joint that was too fat.

We smoked it from beginning to end

In 30 seconds flat.

Them buds they crackled

'n' seeds all popped as

Paper inched across.

I noticed that my head was getting

High as a kite.

The thoughts grew few and far between,

the topics were of peace.

If not for the US and our secret wars

The whole world would be free.

So then the others turned to me

And this is what one said.

We can have peace,

And Freedom too,

Equality,

And justice.

But the movie star

Is a war monger and greedy bastard.

Here on Armageddon Isle.

Here on Raygun's Isle.

Here on Bush's Isle.

TO THE TUNE OF: an op interupt...

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Has been crashed by

hackers at this time.

Please be sure you have

the right modem online

and try your call again.

TO THE TUNE OF: The Oscar Mayer

Weiner Commercial.

Oh I wish I had-a paid the bucks

for 3 way, ay.

Then I could call 2 dial-a-porns

At once...

And if I paid the cash to get the

3 way, ay.

Cherry coulda moaned and grunted

At Anal Alice.

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THE SIGNIFICANCE OF MICHAEL

JACKSON'S ONE GLOVE

I have figured it out.

It is not to be cool. It is not to

start a trend. It is not out of respect

for those that only have one arm.

Michael Jackson wears a glove on his

right hand for shaking hands with

white people.

I was watching his new "movielet"

the other day, and noticed that he

wore the glove whilst shaking hands. I

put that and the oxygen tank he sleeps

in, all together and deduced that he

must be afraid to touch people.

Then in the movie, you see him go

into his hometown. He puts the glove

in his coat pocket, and all his

"brothers" gather around:

"gimme five, man"

"lay it on me"

"slap me silly, homeboy"

"put it there"

Michael Jackson wont touch white

people. I am almost sure of it.

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CONVERSATION WITH SOME PEOPLE IN ITALY

LAURA-now here are coming USA f-16.

YIPSTER-what???

L-i asked which state is so poor and

then i tell u then ur F-16 are coming

here, ok?

Y-rhode island is so poor, and ct is

so rich. right next to each other.

hmmm. you worried f-16 planes coming to

italy?

L-no, i am happy for that!

Y-sorry. I didnt know f-16's are coming

to italy. maybe you know something I

dont?

L-they are nato's f-16 and they were

in spain, now they're coming in italy.

Y-nato? hmmm. in the name of peace no

less? I'd be worried about the missile

silos we have stationed all thruout

europe. I saw a russian comic in Pravda

that portrayed europe as "united states

of europe". hehehe

L-I think israel is right to do that

to palestinian.

Y-hmmm. what makes you say that,

pretell?

L-what is pretel?-

Y-hmm. slang for, like, "please do

tell me". hmmm. umm. you think the

israelis have the rights to that land?

L-have the???

Y-what did you say, chica?

L-I never said chica.

Y-I know. hmmm. what were you saying?

SAM-Hi all.

Y-you know laura?

S-yes.

L-hi all.

Y-she's a smart cookie.

S-hi laura!!

Y-I see sam and laura have already met

S-y up.

L-SAM!!!!!

Y-Sam, you from venus too?

S-yayaya!!

S-no, not from Venus :)

L-what is a smart cookie???

Y-I meant smart cookie, a smart person

S-smart person! clever person!

L-what is?

S-smart cookie = clever person

Y-I just told sam you were verrrrrrry

inteligente.

S-slang, laura.

L-I saw on dictionary, thanx yipster.

Y-yup, wouldnt have said it if I didnt

mean it. Hmm. why are u guys so

worried about our f-16's??

L-i am not worried. i am happy!

Y-what time is it over there?

L-it is 111z:17::4:3 am

Y-Lost ya there, babe.

L-lost ya there, babe???

Y-"babe", more slang.

S-later yipster, seeya!

Y-Later, sam.

L-bye yipster.

Y-Later, nice meeting you.

L-and you. bye.

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NORIEGA/BUSH '88 bumper stickers.

$2 for 1; 7 for $10.

FYL

8315 Lake City Way, #207

Seattle, WA 98115

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NONSOLICITATION PACT: I promise

not to

solicit you with misleading junk

mail

or annoying telephone surveys.

Nor will

I sell your address to any other

services. Send three dollars to:

TMP, PO Box 488, LaHonda, CA 94040

. . . . . . . . . . .

n n n n n n n

e e e e e e A PAYPHONE IS WORTH A

a a a a a THOUSAND DIMES;

t t t t EXTENTIONS ARE WORTH

! ! ! MILLIONS OF DIGITS.

! ! Wow.

! This place is just infested

with plain old desktop AT&T touchtone

fones. Each one has a four digit # on

it. What tipped me off (to what?) was a

payphone with one of these fones right

next to it.

This set of fones was in the library

of a private college; (try a private

college near you. You know how

we are about naming names. Especially

when it's Connecticut College).

Anyways, with what I know now, it's

a wonder that payphone gets any dimes.

What are they teaching you in college??

I finished my payphone call and

decided to try something.

I scanned a few 4-digit #'s. Not much

I got. Just a few professoras,

secretaries, and students, a buncha

"wrong #s" and a reorder.

A reorder???

I tried "0".

"Can you connect me with 800-424-9090

"Sure. For the next time dial "9"

then the #".

Credible. Not credible, wow. I cant

believe they'd leave something like

this so vulnerable. They must take

today's kollege kid for a fool.

They're probably right.

I did a few local calls and got out

of there. Even if there's no LD (long

distance) there's myriad extenders,

divertors, and local carriers to play

around with there.

Now, to find out which buildings are

open 24!!!

$$$$$

$$$$

$$$

$$$$$

We just realized we didn't follow

thru telling you what became of

the General Dynamics, Electric Joke

Division strike.

It's over.

Union got busted.

Well, that's it for ATI17. 18 should be

out soon with any luck. We didnt have

room for the ITT stuff. Wow. next time.

JyupWHAT RHYMES WITH SHIT???

ITT.

Sothenes Behn, Eat Your Heart Out.

Here's the dope on Rand V Araskog's

schITT.

schItt's biggest American branch

is at 320 Park Ave, New York. Call

212-752-6000 and ask for

Mr. Araskog.

Ask him to explain how he employs

120,000 people on just $400,000

income for the fiscal year.

(TO BE CONTINUED...)

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This issue was made at 6:43 am on

little or no sleep.

So, here it is. another pfine pap

production.

Activist Times, Inc. ATI is a

journalistic, causistic,

cyberpolitical organization, trying to

help y'all, and us change the world

radically, in less than two minutes

increments.

For more information, call

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PAP, prime anarchist productions,

numbers run, for this morning, 8:34

am. 1988.

P516-922-wine dial a dirty joke.

A516-751-2600 2600 magazine

P516-234-9914 New York newsline

#1800-ana-rchy artrock t-shirts and

S posters.

800-222-talk talking yellow pages

P800-526-3366 jam demo hotline

A800-692-8766 watson voice demo

P800-759-talk skytalk

#800-877-4700 sprint weatherline

S800-344-4000 wallstreet newsline

201-644-2335 ap newsline for the blind

P202-456-1414 Reagan's desk.

A202-483-5500 NORML

P202-363-1569 bork's desk.

#203-771-4920 snetco newsline

S203-324-3117 comedy shop newsline

203-447-4600 vmb

P212-614-6464 center for constitutional

A rights

P213-621-4141 southern ca newsline

#303-443-7250 paladin press

S312-368-8000 chicago bell newsline

313-223-7223 michigan bell newsline

P412-633-3333 pennsylvania newsline

A414-678-3511 wisconsin bell news

P415-995-2606 Reality Hackers magazine

#518-471-2272 New York Bell info

S619-375-1234 time and temp

714-835-5111 orange county newsline

P717-225-5555 Pennsylvania newsline

P718-435-1199 new york newsline

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FAH-Q'S CORNER ..

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"I WAS JUST PUTTING litter . .

in its place". .H .

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. FAH-Q is the official . .

. Irish Road Warrior . .

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PUBLIC PAY PHONES

WHEN A BUSINESS PUTS A PUBLIC PAY

TELEPHONE ON THEIR PROPERTY AND PUTS

UP A SIGN SAYING PUBLIC PHONE.DO THEY

HAVE TO LET THE PUBLIC USE THAT PHONE?

WE AT ATI SAY YES..AND THE PHONE CO.

SAYS YES ALSO.BUT SOME ESTABLISHMENTS

SAY NO...PUBLIC PHONES ARE FOR GUESTS

AND CUSTOMERS ONLY NO MATTER WHAT THAT

SIGH SAYS.

WE WERE AT A LOCAL HOTEL(I WON'T NAME

THEM BECAUSE YOU KNOW HOW WE ARE WHEN

IT COMES TO PLACES LIKE THE BEST

WESTERN OLYMPIC INN)USEING THE PAY

PHONE TO CALL A LONG DISTANCE NO.WHEN

I PUT MY COINS(2.75)IN AND GOT AN

ANSWER ON THE PHONE A SECURITY GUARD

CAME OVER AND HUNG UP THE PHONE AND

TOLD ME TO LEAVE THE PAY PHONES WERE

FOR GUESTS OF THE HOTEL ONLY.I SAID

"THESE ARE PUBLIC PAY PHONES AND I AM

THE PUBLIC...SO I WANT TO USE THE

PUBLIC PHONE...THANK YOU" HE REACHED

OUT AND GRABED THE RECEAVER FROM MY

HAND AND SAID"YOU GET THE FUCK OUT OF

HERE BEFORE I KICK YOUR ASS..THESE ARE

PUBLIC PAY PHONES ONLY IF I SAY THEY

ARE AND I SAY THEIR NOT SO LEAVE" SO

I HAD TO SAY SOMETHING"I WILL BE

TALKING TO YOUR BOSS TOMORROW(WHO I

HAPPEN TO KNOW REALY WELL)AND WILL

TELL HIM ABOUT THIS AND I WILL BE

CALLING THE PHONE CO. AND TELLING THEM

ALSO AND WITH ANY LUCK THEY WILL

REMOVE THE PUBLIC PAY PHONES THAT

THE PUBLIC IS PROHIBITED BY THIS

ESTABLISHMENT FROM USEING....OH BY THE

WAY I WANT MY 2.75 BACK NOW OR I WILL

REMOVE ONE OF THOSE PHONES NOW MYSELF.

SO I AM CALING THE TELE CO. AND

TELLING WHAT HAPPENED I HOPE THEY

REMOVE THE PHONES...WHO WANTS TO STAY

IN A HOTEL THAT CHARGES 100 A NIGHT

AND .85 FOR EVERY LOCAL CALL MADE FROM

THE ROOM.

I TRAVEL ALOT AND STAY IN ALOT OF

HOTELS AND I WOULD NOT STAY IN ONE

WITHOUT A PAY PHONE.

FAH-Q

THE WORLD HAS GONE TELECOM

I CRUZE THE BOARDS AND SEE MORE AND

MORE NEW FACES THESE DAYS

LOTS OF NEW TFILES

I LOVE TFILES

WHEN I TRAVEL I LIKE TO CALL BOARDS IN

THE CITY I'M IN...SO IF YOU HAVE SOME

BOARDS SEND THE NAMES AND NO.TO ME SO

I CAN CALL THEM IF I MAKE IT TO THAT

CITY.ALSO IF ANYTHING INTERISTING

HAPPENS IN YOUR CITY SEND ME THE

NEWSPAPER CLIPPINGS I LOVE NEWS.

I JUST TOOK MY BOARD DOWN FOR A WHILE

BUT WHEN I GO BACK UP IT WILL BE 65

MEGS OF TFILES ABOUT ANYTHING ANYONE

WANTS TO WRITE ABOUT.WELL I HAVE TO GO

AND RITE A TFILE ON NEW INCINDERARY

DEVICES

FAH-Q

ATI

C/O KELLEY

BRO BOX 94

GROTON,CT 06340

($)($)($)($)($)($)($)

($)NOTAS MUSICAS!!! ($)

($)($)($)($)($)($)($)

A review-- (Short Sharp Shocked by

Michelle Shocked) -- If Tracy Chapman

is gonna be the next Dylan; then

Michelle Shocked is surely the next

John Lennon.

But that's as far as it goes.

Michelle Shocked is totally innovative.

She takes Ricky Lee Jones type sounds

and puts modern folk lyrics to the

tunes.

It's got a strong bluesy beat,

actually rocks out, if you listen.

Good, good work. A must recommend for

any serious musicphenomenon fanatic.

ATI, changing the way people read

for over 2 years.

ATI, a freedom of freedom paper.

ATI, a way of life

ATI, more than just a newspaper, it's

the rag read round the world.

TO THE EDITORS:

Why is Manuel Noriega trading drugs

to Bush for guns?

JS (512)

The official P A P Compuserve

/ / / top-10 CB

Handles.

Best handle of the day (1) was

Jello Slut King. (a possible alltime)

Second best handle so far (2) was

aDmiRe A GOod Nurse. Third went to

Love fishnets. 4th was Juvenis

Puella(bi); and 5th was Nine Fingers.

Shaved Teen turned out to be a guy,

but it still was innovative enough to

take 6th. 7th place went to Modem

Goddess..!! Pantyhose Fetish placed

8th, and Trapped Whale slipped down

from second last week to 9th this

week.

Tenth place went to a girl who went

to bed and came back as Nola With

Pillow. She brought the jama party to

CIS, so we didnt have to go there.

Too bad.

Also rans were Free Electron, and

Gingersnap. Both rumored to be (bi).

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:I was talkin to AH the other day,:

:and he was discussing that very :

:phenomenon. :

: "We're repeating the 60's with :

:our clothes, our music, our :

: poetry, :

:our rallies. How come we can't :

:start repeating the political :

:thought too? That's why I'm :

:bringing back Steal This Book, :

:and Dancin In the Ice Age :

:If all goes well, I'll bring back:

:Woodstock Nation too. :

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: :

: For Sale: :

: Steal this Book

: Steal this Urine Test

: Square Dancin in the Ice Age.

Write:

Contemporary Classics

PO Box 15

Worcester, MA 01613

NOTES FROM DUST-F-SKI

by Dust-f-ski (naturally)

Just finished shreddin my garbage.

Thanks to Wanda Gamble, I have to

worry about these trivial things.

Keeps me out of jail.

No visits to the house yet, but my

mail's being tampered with.

I feel raped.

Can they do that?

-God Bless

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. . : HOW TO GET IT DONE :. . . . . .

. . : by The 8th Defendant:. . . . . .

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. . : an explosive :. . . . . .

. . : t-phile :. . . . . .

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Other people have written about

explosives and other nasty things like

that...well here is some more...

You take some stirofoam and add gas

you will have to work on the amounts

till you get what you want but the

correct substance should be a runny

jelly.you but this jelly in a bottle

and light it like a cocktail and throw

it and the jelly will stick to what it

hits.

Put an m-80 in a jar filled with

bb's add i lid and you have a gernade

bleach in a rubber then put into a gas

tank.runn like hell when you do this

it don't take long to explode.

Use bathtub sealer(BF.GOODRICH

PL200 construction adheasive is

great)and seal around the vent ports

on someones car battery so nothing

leaks out.turn the battery upside down

leaving the leads connected.the gasses

will buildup with nowhere to go the

gasses will explode.

Charcoal,sugar,magnesium,saltpeter

make an easy explosive if under

pressure.

The old easy ohio blue tips

crammed into a pipe work good.

A good detinator is a solar

igniter used for model rockets.

If you can't get one of these break

the glass off of a flash lite bulb

(1157A auto bulbs work best)be

careful not to break the filiment.

add 9 or 12v dc depending on the

bulb.a good way of doing this is to

connect some wire to a car battery

then to one side of a momentary

switch(always off)and then run some

wire(50-100ft)to your bulb or other

igniter needing voltage press the

button and boom.

Well if you already know

these things sorry

Be careful

:by the 8th defendant:

MOORABOUT schITT

Assets for schITT? 3.9 Billion.

Total assetts for the whirld corp is

14B. Liabilities are 3B.

D.C. Thomas became chief operating

officer in April 88. This year schITT

bought back 5 million shares of their

stock. I'm not positive on this, but

I think that's about 5% of the corp.

schITT's main accountant is Artie

Anderson.

In '86. schITT transferred almost all

of its telecom manufacturing operations

to a joint venture with Campagnie

Genearal c'Electricite of France. (A

french connection? yup. you betcha.

And even B-4 the great schITT nazi-ism

days)

Other people to watch at schITT

besides Araskog, and Thomas are:

Anderson, Aibel, Simmons, Carpenter,

Woodward, Weadock, Alleman, Avin,

Anderson, Archibald, Burnett, David,

Eagleburger, Keejee, Meyer, Payton,

Powell, Schoellhorn, White.

schITT started in 1920 incorporating

as International Telephone and

Telegraph corporation. Corporate name

changed to schITT 123183. (cont)

Well, that's it for this issue of ATI,

the newspaper that makes everyone

xmodem. Watch for the next special. Our

special Berated Belated B-rated

HalloweenColombus Day issue; and after

that might be a special "World-Series-

Baseball-Bores-Me-To-Death" issue.

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Activist Times, Inc. ATI is a

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/trying to / send SASE

/help y'all, and us / stamps???

change the world / to:

radically, in less / ATI

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increments. / BRO Box 94

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Tales gAllery 203-834-0367

AT-Tel 812-446-2881

PAP, prime anarchist productions,

numbers run, for this morning, 6:24

am. 1988.

516-922-wine dial a dirty joke.

516-751-2600 2600 magazine

201-644-2335 ap newsline for the blind

202-456-1414 Reagan's desk

203-324-3117 comedy shop newsline

415-995-2606 Reality Hackers magazine

619-375-1234 time and temp

504-356-5619 Loop. Meet someone here

who u don wanna give u'r #

804-225-4063 Bridge. Talk to a bunch

of cybernauts all at once.

415-923-0900 PEACENET.

($)($)($)($)($)($)($)

($)NOTAS MUSICAS!!! ($)

($)($)($)($)($)($)($)

This Land is Your Land.

A patriotic song written by

Woodrow Wilson Guthrie. Upon

completing 4th grade, you had

to know this song.

Turns out, Woodie was editor

and publisher of CWP, (communist

workers party) newspaper.

Weird.

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:ATI, changing the way people :

read for over 2 years.

:ATI, a freedom paper. :

ATI, a way of life, patriots /

:ATI, more than just a - -

newspaper, it's the rag /

:of justice!!! /

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***this newspaper comes out thanks to a

very temporary grant from the 1ST

ammendment***

...dont let it dissappear:

vote...

TO THE EDITORS:

Why is Manuel Noriega trading drugs

to Bush for guns?

JS (512)

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:I was talkin to AH the other day,:

:and he was discussing that very :

:hysterical (sic) drug phenomenon.:

: "We're repeating the 60's with :

:our clothes, our music, our :

: poetry, :

:our rallies. How come we can't :

:start repeating the political :

:thought too? That's why I'm... :

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: SELLING: :

: Steal this Book :

: Steal this Urine Test :

: Square Dancin in the Ice Age:

: Write: /

:Contemporary Classics /

:PO Box 15 /

:Worcester, MA 01613 /

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DO YOU BELIEVE IN CAPITAL PUNISHMENT?

Here's a nice concise poem dealing

with the Omnibus drug clause giving

the death penalty to drug kingpins. Now

I'm sure they were ready to convict

Noriega, but what happens when King

George the 1st from Bushville is a

major runner for Noriega?

Just say NOriega to drugz???

I say:

Bush+Noriega=Kingpin/Deathpenalty.

That's the poem. One line. Once again

proving that drugs dont kill people,

9-0 supreme courts kill people.

FfEeDdSs FfEeDdSs FfEeDdSs FfEeDdSs

SPECIAL FED SECTIONNOITCES DEF LAICEPS

FfEeDdSs FfEeDdSs FfEeDdSs FfEeDdSs

The first guy who tried a sting in

front of my face. (We almost fell

for it.)

by prime anarchist

This guy is a killer dweeb. He used

half of his bbs as a database for

the local phreaks. A lot of

incriminating things were posted. Both

on HIS part and our part. Here's some

of it. It turns out this was going

to be his "easy in" for the Connecticut

state police Special Forces Team.

We took care of him quickly and

legitimately. (We missed being too late

by about 3 days) Here's a few of the

posts to give you a quick idea.

Msg # 327 Dated 01-01-80 01:43:16

From: SYSOP

To: THE VERIFIER

Re: (R)HMMMMM

Ok, I got phrack 11 with no problem..

Only Phrack 10 remains.. What

BBS are you getting these from ? I

don't seem to find them on the

works.. Care to share a number ?

sysop

Msg # 341 Dated 02-26-87 15:24:59

From: SYSOP

To: THE VERIFIER

Re: FILE

Hey, I got a file off of the works

called TELENET.DOC, it has a bunch

of access and account numbers for the

telenet network.. Check it out

and let me know what you can make of

it... It is just a list of numbers

and prefixes, no information on how to

use it...

Dirty Harold

Msg # 129 Dated 02-03-87 05:44:03

From: MARC ARNOLD

To: GUMBY OPATROL

Re: (R)UPLOADS Last read at

01:56 on 02/04/87

Yeah. I never tried the works. It's my

impression that none of

the sysops phreak, they're just

infomaniacs, so have all those

files. That's probably just a cover

for the real phun!!!

Msg # 147 Dated 02-04-87 02:21:15

From: MARC ARNOLD

To: GUMBY OPATROL

Re: (R)BLUE BOXING PLANS!!!

Sometimes Marc Arnold. Mostly the

Prime Anarchist.

I used Reid Maccluggage, but you know

the score there. I've been

known to use Louis Levine, David Lien,

and Justin Cayce.

other than that, I'm just marc arnold.

I usually only use fake

stuff when I'm paranoid. Like official

AT&T or Tandy affiliated

boards that just happen to have a hack

phreak section. Be leary

there.

oh, if you see a username, Garbol,

that's me, too.

I've mostly been using marc arnold,

and or prime anarchist. I'm

now making a name for myself as

opposed to being annonomous and

wondered about.

I have some printouts I'm planning to

be mailing out, and I want

people to know who it was instead of

"mystery person".

marco

prime

anarc

hist!

Msg # 207 Dated 02-09-87 16:00:26

From: SYSOP

To: SAMARIUS IAM

Re: (R)FAKE ID UPDATE

The raised seal that you are talking

of is just some seal of the city

in which you were born. The MVD never

looks at it, they just "feel" the

paper to see if it is there. For

about

10-20 bucks, you can buy your

own seal that will accomplish the same

thing. We have one for our

business. We had it made for about 30

bucks and it has our company logo

on it and the presidents name. They

are real easy to come by. mmark

Msg # 177 Dated 02-06-87 12:56:40

From: SYSOP

To: ALL

Re: BUILD DATE..

Ok Folks.. I am aiming for Sat the

14th... Hopefully at night. we will

be building the White box... The

speakers that I have are 2" X 2" so

make sure that it will fit into the

box that you get.

Please RSVP by message before the 12th.

(He wouldn't have had a legit sting

anyways. Look at how many things we

could've used to throw it out.) That

was the infamous Mark Balantine who

lived at 262 Garner Ave, New London, CT

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(a deliberate-biased editorial)(ready?)

anyone who truly believes that LD

should be free would have a hard time

relating to people who would work 9-5

busting them. Likewise, feds probably

cannot comprehend the concept of free

LD, or free ANYTHING for that matter.

For this reason, we here at P A P

are undertaking this / / /

profile, hoping that each will

understand the other. For, somewhere in

all this truth, I firmly believe, feds

will put down their hatreds and

START PHREAKING!!! hehehe.

-- --- -- ----- .- --- -.--

A message to a sysop. (board not named)

BY: Steve Matthews (software masked

TO: sysop for obvious reasons

10/13/88 10:02am

Title: Telenet Network Security

Hi, my name is Steve Matthews and I am

with GTE Telenet Network Security. I

wish to be considered for membership.

At this point you are probability

saying fuck you. But consider this, I

came on here up front from the start as

to who i am and i hope you will take

my offer up, i am sure we can work

something out. If you are interested in

talking to me i can be reach at

xxx-xxx-xxxx (800 number available upon

request) Telenet customer service, ask

for Steve Matthews in Network Security.

This is on the up and up and no trick,

plus no charge for the call.

Thanks

Steve.

A chick named Wanda Gamble

is working for MCI and is investigating

quite a few people who work for this

newspaper. It has come to pap's

attention that she's already got quite

a bit of background info and is startin

to close the circle in a bit. For this

reason, ATI will be changin location

about 3 times in the next year.

Now, I cannot think of anything I

have done to flag MCI communications

besides getting overextended on my

calling card. So I'm not too concerned

about this paper's future. I have

purchased a shredder however, and am

disposing of all trash using latest

pyrotechnology. (gonna take a KGB

expert to get past ashes)

There's also a guy using a handle on

all the bridges who is gathering

handles and area codes for a "database"

he's pretty open about.

This kind of stuff happens at theend

of each year pretty religiously, but

I have not seen this much fed activity

since way back in the LOD days.

I would watch congress to see if the

next year or so they dont pass an

"Omnibus Wirefraud Clause". Hmmm, how

about the death penalty for purchasing

an extender from a bum at Penn Central

Station, New York City!!!

MORE SCHITT ON ITT.

schITT stock is currently listed on

the NY, Tokyo, Vienna, London, Paris,

Bern, Geneva, Lausanne, Brussels,

Basel, Frankfurt, and Zurich stock

exchanges.

schITT writes property, casualty,

life, accident, and health insurance.

They make consumer and commercial loans

and provide financing to ITT customers.

They provide domestic LD, telex, and

other record and data communications

services including email. They publish

fonebooks and operate a network of

hotels (working on it. dont rush me!!!)

and Inns, and is active in land

development.

NOBODY gets pregnant if they have

a Happy Hollow Weenie(Happy Halloween)

Smuglet: HalucinoGIN- the chemical you

ingest (liquid or powder) by Sunday

or Monday afternoon after uttering the

hallowed Sun morn words, "I'll never

drink again".

Brought on by the Pink Elephant you

saw friday that returned and farted on

your head saturday.

Beware: Large Orange CabbagePatch dolls

"Call immediately. Time is running out.

We both need to do something monstrous

before we die."

message from ralph steadman (441) to

Hunter S. Thompson. (303)

"That is going to cause them trouble

in South Africa. It is like telling

fish to stay out of water, and the

Afrikaners are serious. They are

universally recognized-- even among

non-political travelers-- to be THE

Worst People In The World.

Hunter Thompson (303)

Whelp, that's it for ATI19. hope: you

a)liked it

b)got a lot out of it

or c)use it some.

And for God's sake, vote.

"Consider the alternative".

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