The X-Files: Deep Throat FAQ

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Subject: Monthly Posting: Deep Throat FAQ (Last Updated 28 MAR 94)
Date: Sun, 01 May 94 00:04:26 EDT
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                              T O P  S E C R E T
                      E Y E S - O N L Y  D I S P A T C H
                   D E S T R O Y  A F T E R  R E A D I N G

                         X-FILE INQUIRY #875110-6249
                         John Doe, Alias Deep Throat (DT)
                         
              L A S T   U P D A T E D :   2 6   M A R   1 9 9 4
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     During November 1993, it came to this agent's attention through
reliable channels that two of our agents (names withheld pending
verification) have been investigating questionable incidents in the United
States, often without jurisdiction, and in flagrant violation of this
Agency's rules and directives. Due to the mysterious nature of these
incidents, however, it was decided not to interfere with these unorthodox
investigations.

     Through these same channels, it has come to this agent's attention
that one of our agents has been meeting, clandestinally, with an
informant. Any attempts to ascertain this individual's identity have been
subverted. Because of this ambigous identity, the individual's identity is
referred to only as "Deep Throat", hereafter referred to as "DT".

     It is because of the nature of these incidents, and of the mysterious
nature of this information, that this investigation was openned. It is
unsanctioned by FOX Broadcasting Network, who retains all rights to the
names, data, and events in this document. Further, this is a work based on
fictitious information, names, and dates. Caveat Agent, or reader, as it
were.

     According to an investigation launched by this Agent, the following
information is known about John Doe, alias Deep Throat. This information
is from conflicting reports. Some of the information is highly suspect,
and theories and speculation have been appropriately noted.

     This file is the sum of my knowledge of the subject, and will be
updated as warranted. Other agents with information regarding Deep Throat
are requested to forward this information to me with all haste. My thanks
to Agents Charles McGrew and Anne Sinclair for the peer analysis.

     The format of this file is very important. If any Agent should
develop a better method of organization, please foward it to me. As you
will see, known Facts are seperated from working Theories. If you have any
to add, please let me know.

Special Agent Jeff Gostin,
Internal Affairs.

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     FACT:     A.   DT worked for the CIA during Vietnam.

               B.   DT belongs to an organization that has committed
                    'heinous acts against man'.

               C.   There exists an International EBE Directive. The
                    Directive calls for the systematic and immediate
                    termination of any alien life form encountered.

               D.   DT participates in this Directive, and has actively
                    executed it at least once.

               E.   DT's organization operates above the law.
             
               F.   This organization hass taken part in at least a
                    half-dozen different cover-ups.

               G.   DT is _very_ high up in his Organization.

               H.   DT contacts one of our agents at great personal risk.

               I.   DT is hoping to use one of our agents as a catalyst
                    for ending the Directive.
             
               J.   DT feeds one of our agents information in an attempt
                    to have him discover the Truth.
             
               K.   DT has been following our agent's career almost since
                    its inception.

               L.   DT's primary motivation in feeding our agent
                    information is his own guilt.

               M.   DT dislikes the EBE Directive, but agrees to follow
                    it.

               N.   DT's secondary motivation in feeding this agent
                    information is in the hopes of using this agent as a
                    catalyst in revealing the Truth about UFO contact and
                    technology.


     THEORY:   A.   It is quite possible that DT is a member of a
                    clandestine offshoot of the CIA.

               B.   DT has at least Top Secret clearance, or is in such a
                    position as to not need clearance.

                    Rationale:     DT provided one of our agents with
                                   highly classified transcripts of the
                                   conversation between the Iraqi pilot
                                   and the Air Traffic Controllers less
                                   than 48 hours after the conversation
                                   took place.
             
               C.   DT is _very_ well connected in the government, if not
                    a member/employee himself.

                    Objection: Agent Sinclair surmizes the following:

                         "I do not see a situation in which an individual
                         who is not and employee of the government of the
                         United States of America could possibly have
                         access to the information the subject has gained,
                         or been recognized as an authority in government
                         situations."

               D.   DT appears to move freely between many different
                    groups in the intelligence and military communities.

               E.   DT has connections in several vital areas of
                    government. This would suggest an almost
                    illuminati-style approach to the placement of contacts
                    in DT's organization.

                    Agent Sinclair is of the opinion that the President,
                    or at least his top aides, are in some way involved.
                    The basis of this lies in the fact that much of DT's
                    apparent influence has been over the FBI, CIA, and the
                    military, although it is unknown what association he
                    has with the aforementioned groups.

                    Agent McGrew is of the opinion that DT has very large
                    amounts of pull. Further, Agent McGrew surmises that
                    DT moves in very high circles, and DT's words are
                    taken _very_ seriously.

               F.   DT has multiple identities and clearances to
                    obsfuciate his true identity. This also allows him a
                    certain measure of safety if one of his contacts is
                    compromised, and further might serve to insulate his
                    contacts from one another.

               G.   Agent Ian Shearer theorizes that DT is a member of the
                    Defense Intelligence Agency. This opinion, while
                    unconfirmed, is being investigated at this time.

               H.   It is likely that he has ordered the execution of this
                    Directive at least once.

               I.   DT is one of four top officials in his Organization.

               J.   DT is an Assistant to the head of the Organization.

               K.   It is highly unlikely that DT is actually in charge.


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