Spell Klutz

 :Spell_Klutz

   A Spell Klutz occurs when a spellcaster fails to make their roll and 

rolls 96-00. This causes the magical energy to be used ANYWAY and a very

random affect occurring. If a target is involved then the Target will 

get a roll vs INT to defend. A successful defense means that the effect 

stated occurs TO THE CASTER.

ROLL    RESULT

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01-25   A TYPOED version of the spell occurs!

26-30   Target is SLOWED and loses 10 from all initiative rolls for

        the duration.

31-35   If target is a spell caster then they cannot cast any spells

        from their primary Tradition for the duration; if not then

        the CASTER is affected in the same way.

36-38   Fresh Fish rain down in a 30' radius of the caster (1d100 in all).

        These are edible and slippery creatures!

39-45   If this was rolled and the caster has a hung spell other than 

        the one they were trying to cast then THAT spell goes off instead

        of the intended effect (they lose the spell and not the energy

        of the originally intended spell). If they have no hung spell

        otherwise then re-roll on this table.   

46-48   Target has 10 gallons of hot oatmeal poured on it, doing 1d10+2

        damage and making a huge mess (Oatmeal is Perm and must be

        cleaned to remove).

49-55   The air in a 30' radius of the caster is filled with swirling

        magical feathers that viciously tickle all exposed flesh for

        the next 10 rounds. Everyone in the area is affected, except 

        those wearing Full Plate Armour, and will be at minus 25% to

        perform any skill, -50% to perform skills that take vocal

        actions (Singing, Voice Mimicry, Spellcasting, etc).

56-58   Popcorn begins to explode out from the casters hands, making it

        impossible for them to cast using their hands for the next 2d10

        rounds. 

59-60   A dozen 1' tall orange 'demons' appear and remove everyone's

        clothing, putting it in a pile and then make a circle around it

        and vanish. The clothes will remain, but have been cleansed,

        pressed and mended (even magical types including armour). Affect

        is in 60' radius. Nothing can affect these creatures!

61-63   1d100 small rubber balls (1" diam) rain down on all within 30'

        radius of the caster. All must save vs coordination or trip and

        fall. The balls remain adding to dexterity problems.

64-66   Target is Speeded up, getting a +10 to all initiative rolls for

        the duration.

67-70   The spell heals the caster for 1d10 damage.

71      Spell Heals target for 1d10 damage

72-74   Target (if alive) is LUSTED and will attempt to act on this as

        its main attempt for the next hour or until satisfied sexually.

        If target is not alive then CASTER is LUSTED.

75-76   Target is suddenly covered in whipped cream.

77      Ground under caster in a 5' radius becomes cold oatmeal

        (5' depth). If inside then the floor in a 30' radius becomes

        covered with slippery cold oatmeal.

78-80   Caster begins to laugh uncontrollably for 1d10 rnds. Cannot act

        or defend themselves for that time.

81-82   The target begins to recite bad poetry for the next 1d10 rounds

        and can take no other action. If target is non-sentient then the

        caster is so affected instead.

83-85   The target and the caster are teleported into each others locale

        instantly. If caster WAS the target then ROLL AGAIN.

86      Target becomes deathly afraid and must flee for the next 3 rnds

        If not sentient then the caster is the one affected.

87      A large fluffy down pillow drops on target.

88      1d10 cream puffs fire at target.

89      The ground in a 30' radius becomes GREASED and coordination saves

        are needed to make safe movements.

90      Target is suddenly bound with magical ropes (last till cut or

        for 10 rnds).

91      A smiley face sticker appears on the target and lasts for the

        duration.

92-93   A Mime appears and will mimic the actions of the caster for the

        next hour. The mime is a magical construct and is not affected by

        Dispells, remove curses etc. It has no affect on matter and has

        Health 25 but only takes 1 point of damage from ANY attack made

        on it by magic weapon or spell. It is an annoyance to the caster

        and to others, making ALL attacks within line of sight of the mime

        at -20% success.

94      Target is affected by a blast of cold (does 2d10 dmg).

95      A collection of 1d10 dragon-like creatures (but only 6" long)

        appear and fly around the caster in various patterns. These have

        no real substance but can be annoying and will reduce success by

        the caster to cast by 10% unless Iron_Mind is on. Attacks against

        the caster, magical and otherwise, are -10% unless the attacker

        has True Sight.

96-97   Caster suddenly gets a craving for runney eggs and burnt toast,

        a hunger that will last until such is eaten.

98-99   The caster loses the energy and permanently loses 1 point from

        their magickal capacity.

00      The caster must make a save vs Spirit or they lose 1 point from

        their Spirit permanently.