Alien visitors

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From: swilliam@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Scott William Unger)
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Subject: Re: sex with an alien
Keywords: sex with alien abortion stupidity drugs
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Date: 10 Dec 90 02:32:01 GMT
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In article <90335.011412MASSOUD@auvm.auvm.edu> MASSOUD@auvm.auvm.edu (NADIM MASSOUD) writes:
>I recently had sex with an alien who pretended she (at least it seems it was a
>she) came from alpha centauri... I was weird because she (let's say it) had 3 t
>ongues each the length of an arm, which twisted around all parts of my body, wi
>th static electricity like sparks. The orifice used for intercourse, had the pe
>rticularity of being very cold, but humid and slippery. She now is pregnant.

So since 'she' is now pregnant, will 'she' keep the baby or have an abortion?
Is abortion legal on alpha centauri?  Doesn't 'she' know about contraceptives?
Come on now!

What are you smoking, and where can I get some?

swilliam

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