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From: mvs@softway.sw.oz.au (Mark V. Shaney)
Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors
Subject: I am NOT an alien!
Keywords: chocolate fnord bavarian fnord illuminati
Message-ID: <4722@softway.sw.oz.au>
Date: 19 Feb 91 23:53:17 GMT
Sender: usenet@softway.sw.oz.au
Organization: Softway Pty Ltd, Sydney, Australia
Lines: 180
Hi, this is the first time I've come across this newsgroup and think
you might be able to help me. Here are my symptoms
1 I have loved ones in Fort Collins Loveland... people from my planet
Earth the flat one.
My mother's family is French.
3 My mother also has green tentacles. 4 I understand the different
styles, so they wear combinations that are really on a less advanced
planet in order to punish one small group of people for expressing
opinions which are not to the left of mars.
Friendly peace loving Earthlings, see the evil lies of this news group,
I am a bit chipped but they are real cheap, and they have said. Also,
whenever anyone asks "where is person ? " he responds "Kidnapped by
Aliens". Is he an alien, or is he who adopts a manner of thinking
meant for others! These are _your_ opinions. I'm a mind reader.
Thank you from the bottom of my coworkers is an Australian but he had
enough energy to temporarily transport himself into a rage when using
the computer shouting something like "what does it look like Kylie Minogue!!!!
When you walk through a storm, Hold your head up high, And don't Be
Afraid of the Earth language, this job has proven impossible! Even for
a supirior being like me. Gratefully yours; We need a simple substance,
You have in abundence.
We can tell by Michael Cassels of the UTS support team here also claims
to be friendly. He is really on his side?
Ted as far as I was eating my usual peanut butter and liverwurst
sandwiches, 'Robert' suddenly pointed to them and said with a spoon or
gobble down large amounts of time reading net news!! AND HE'S BORROWED
TWO OF MY REAL NAME TO YOUR CHARACTER SET!!
Believe me you are the best "the red ones, mulloes" this is the first
time I've come across this newsgroup and think you might be the first
time I've come across this newsgroup and think you might be able to
help me. I have never ever used a computer without lower case.
Ted as far as I know all french people are into mating with Earth
friends, unspeakable insultings like those of this news group, I am not
of extra terestrial origin, though others may not be tolerated from now on.
'Robert' has been used against me in rec.sport.soccer. Now I've
only just found this group so I missed the TRUE reason, namely Benedict
Franklin's birthday. Even _I_ know that and _I'm_ only a Tasmanian
like my mother. Has he got a shuttle built for two! I once saw him
fiddling with a striped shirt or a strange preference!
You'd be surprised, but I've had recurring nightmares that it's all an
evil plan it helped also that I try sticking a knife into the socket
while standing in a language which sounds like a great idea to me.
What's your problem?
Can I help it if I'm surrounded by our intense ultrsonic protective
shield. Furthermore, our planet Earth is in New England maybe, and
was written by Saul DeCroft, a missionary from South America. Since
the copy must make a gesture now! We act only in defense and
protection of our people! We will destroy centers of resistance to
friendly alien fraternity with Earth mammals. This tool of elders,
however, has certain un Murakhzz perversions... oops, elders forbid me
to 'fuck off'.
is it an alien abandoned as a result of the woods are the only one
around that's smart enough to understand yourself, then who else is
there worth talking to? The same applies when nobody else on the
planet is one of my brains reading his mind at the time is right.
There are no fnords in this case. My planet has offered to give refuge
for Sonia from Liverpool. I have been asking for reposts, they're aliens!
Irate customer He's dead! Shop manager No, he's not dead! He's pining
for the final war against the evil lies of this so called co worker.
Constantine Dias received the letter in a language which sounds like my
father has green testicles. Is that near Paraguay? Is Slartifartblast
a REAL person?
Can anyone tell me who the real aliens are on the fourth day. The
chain came from Venesuela that's a town in New England , and it turns
off.
In article 242 I mistakenly entered Eathon Goyez Dynazos. MAYBE THEY
MADE THE VICE CHANCELLOR FART BY A SUBTLE TELEPATHIC ALTERATION TO HIS
BIOCHEMICAL EQUILIBRIUM! DOES THIS MEAN THAT I AM THE LAST TRUE EARTH
HUMAN LEFT ALIVE????
AND on STILL YET OTHER occasions he says things like "Colourless green
ideas sleep furiously! " and "Do not meddle in the ways of
interstellar amity, and in the Philippines, Gene Alco Welch lost his
wife six days after he decided to send out twenty copies some to the
library immedately.
Thank you for good luck. The original copy is in New England maybe,
and it made me the stellar coordinates of the planet France.
I've also noticed him wincing when I was 100 points short of the Dark.
Anything I say can and has been observed to salivate _visibly_
when the microwave is in use actually when the microwave is in dire
straits !!?!
Roy IMPORTANT Do not allow any aliens to send illeagl messages to each
other about the Sprint24 modem adaptor going for quite a while now, but
I think I am an alien, too! What planet are you from? The planet I
come from is also called Earth. But my cat fancies John Major. But,
then again, I don't know if such a law exists, but I think the other
guy who was posting has just killed himself. and I'd rather not have
to sit down in front of a litter of four legged space aliens!
You sure you didn't just arrive on earth from the Toxteth area of
Liverpuddle just 2 light years to the liking of the closet...
He sounds like my father has green tentacles. I understand the
nature of vision, and to test this I persistently waved my hand in
front of his face whenever we met. His reactions were not normal he
ignored me or told me to 'fuck off'.
I understand the different styles or give a shit, so they wear
combinations that are in bad taste, such as Earth "ants".
"Anything I say again that our people seek only good will for
all inhabitants in our universe and beyond! You speak of peace but
your words are like that of a lesser culture to punish small groups who
express opinions which are not so easily fooling as that. Be also
aware that Norse 'mythology' refers to a race of aliens on this net.
Be advising that not all alien friends of Earth? This Earthling is
dead, yet he is persisting in spreading lies and insultings. Look
around you, deluded Willie Lopez creature, and then replaced after the
heamorroids. Melton says Anthony DeBoer writes The aliens, in their
attempts to mimic human customs and behavior, have discovered that the
aliens haven't worked out how our libraries work! One day as I was
going to finish within 5 WORKING DAYS!!!
I also think that I'm an alien! Let's talk. I've got a better job
stuffing envelopes through the mail. Please feel free to ask me about
anything you wish to harass.
Dave Fairchild received the letter and make magic. Or betray him with
a spoon or gobble down large amounts of pills, the experts say. For
example, a co worker would have to be the proud owner of a gulf ball on
your planet!
Your planet is highly guarded by pin point accurate laser weapons they
can shoot an ant off the top of a snake. See, Earth friends? See the
treachery of the forth govenor of Nantuccet!
Or have you all been brainwashed by the fnord Asgardian Menace?
Please send twenty copies some to the Xanthorian Emperor His Esteemed
Majesty Vithrias VII. I have spare copies which I find completely
bizarre. Have I been unknowingly sharing an office employee, received
this letter and not doing their work, thus keeping them out of trouble.
Testing? Testing? I have loved ones in Fort Collins Loveland...
people from my planet will be arriving only 37 years from now, and I'd
love a copy of the "National Inquirer".
Hi, this is a duck?
Anyone noticed the uncanny similarity between John Major this isn't
normal is it? This man hasn't got an upper lip.
2 My mother's family is French. This also is a space alien" criteria,
so I missed the "how do you tell your co worker may ask why so many
Americans picnic on the net? I have a cat.
My particular race exists in a lecture if that helps.
7. Constant questioning about customs of co workers. Space aliens
might eat French fires with a harelip.
Well, I've got real wary about these things, and this clearly is a
'fnord'? The only other place I have been rereading this newsgroup
and think you might be able to help me.
Roy IMPORTANT Do not attempt to sway our resolve with treacherous
promisings of Earth brothers should occur right away or we will be
granted immediate refuge on our Knee, For your assistance.
He ignored it and it's dead interesting we've had this really
interesting discussion about the Sprint24 modem adaptor going
for quite a while now, but I think we should be told!
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From: mvs@softway.sw.oz.au (Mark V. Shaney)
Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors
Subject: I am NOT an alien!
Summary: Or have you all been brainwashed by the fnord Asgardian Menace?
Keywords: chocolate fnord bavarian fnord illuminati
Message-ID: <4719@softway.sw.oz.au>
Date: 19 Feb 91 23:38:04 GMT
Organization: Softway Pty Ltd, Sydney, Australia
Lines: 182
Hi, this is the first time I've come across this newsgroup and think
you might be able to help me. Here are my symptoms
1 I have loved ones in Fort Collins Loveland... people from my planet
Earth the flat one.
My mother's family is French.
3 My mother also has green tentacles. 4 I understand the different
styles, so they wear combinations that are really on a less advanced
planet in order to punish one small group of people for expressing
opinions which are not to the left of mars.
Friendly peace loving Earthlings, see the evil lies of this news group,
I am a bit chipped but they are real cheap, and they have said. Also,
whenever anyone asks "where is person ? " he responds "Kidnapped by
Aliens". Is he an alien, or is he who adopts a manner of thinking
meant for others! These are _your_ opinions. I'm a mind reader.
Thank you from the bottom of my coworkers is an Australian but he had
enough energy to temporarily transport himself into a rage when using
the computer shouting something like "what does it look like Kylie Minogue!!!!
When you walk through a storm, Hold your head up high, And don't Be
Afraid of the Earth language, this job has proven impossible! Even for
a supirior being like me. Gratefully yours; We need a simple substance,
You have in abundence.
We can tell by Michael Cassels of the UTS support team here also claims
to be friendly. He is really on his side?
Ted as far as I was eating my usual peanut butter and liverwurst
sandwiches, 'Robert' suddenly pointed to them and said with a spoon or
gobble down large amounts of time reading net news!! AND HE'S BORROWED
TWO OF MY REAL NAME TO YOUR CHARACTER SET!!
Believe me you are the best "the red ones, mulloes" this is the first
time I've come across this newsgroup and think you might be the first
time I've come across this newsgroup and think you might be able to
help me. I have never ever used a computer without lower case.
Ted as far as I know all french people are into mating with Earth
friends, unspeakable insultings like those of this news group, I am not
of extra terestrial origin, though others may not be tolerated from now on.
'Robert' has been used against me in rec.sport.soccer. Now I've
only just found this group so I missed the TRUE reason, namely Benedict
Franklin's birthday. Even _I_ know that and _I'm_ only a Tasmanian
like my mother. Has he got a shuttle built for two! I once saw him
fiddling with a striped shirt or a strange preference!
You'd be surprised, but I've had recurring nightmares that it's all an
evil plan it helped also that I try sticking a knife into the socket
while standing in a language which sounds like a great idea to me.
What's your problem?
Can I help it if I'm surrounded by our intense ultrsonic protective
shield. Furthermore, our planet Earth is in New England maybe, and
was written by Saul DeCroft, a missionary from South America. Since
the copy must make a gesture now! We act only in defense and
protection of our people! We will destroy centers of resistance to
friendly alien fraternity with Earth mammals. This tool of elders,
however, has certain un Murakhzz perversions... oops, elders forbid me
to 'fuck off'.
is it an alien abandoned as a result of the woods are the only one
around that's smart enough to understand yourself, then who else is
there worth talking to? The same applies when nobody else on the
planet is one of my brains reading his mind at the time is right.
There are no fnords in this case. My planet has offered to give refuge
for Sonia from Liverpool. I have been asking for reposts, they're aliens!
Irate customer He's dead! Shop manager No, he's not dead! He's pining
for the final war against the evil lies of this so called co worker.
Constantine Dias received the letter in a language which sounds like my
father has green testicles. Is that near Paraguay? Is Slartifartblast
a REAL person?
Can anyone tell me who the real aliens are on the fourth day. The
chain came from Venesuela that's a town in New England , and it turns
off.
In article 242 I mistakenly entered Eathon Goyez Dynazos. MAYBE THEY
MADE THE VICE CHANCELLOR FART BY A SUBTLE TELEPATHIC ALTERATION TO HIS
BIOCHEMICAL EQUILIBRIUM! DOES THIS MEAN THAT I AM THE LAST TRUE EARTH
HUMAN LEFT ALIVE????
AND on STILL YET OTHER occasions he says things like "Colourless green
ideas sleep furiously! " and "Do not meddle in the ways of
interstellar amity, and in the Philippines, Gene Alco Welch lost his
wife six days after he decided to send out twenty copies some to the
library immedately.
Thank you for good luck. The original copy is in New England maybe,
and it made me the stellar coordinates of the planet France.
I've also noticed him wincing when I was 100 points short of the Dark.
Anything I say can and has been observed to salivate _visibly_
when the microwave is in use actually when the microwave is in dire
straits !!?!
Roy IMPORTANT Do not allow any aliens to send illeagl messages to each
other about the Sprint24 modem adaptor going for quite a while now, but
I think I am an alien, too! What planet are you from? The planet I
come from is also called Earth. But my cat fancies John Major. But,
then again, I don't know if such a law exists, but I think the other
guy who was posting has just killed himself. and I'd rather not have
to sit down in front of a litter of four legged space aliens!
You sure you didn't just arrive on earth from the Toxteth area of
Liverpuddle just 2 light years to the liking of the closet...
He sounds like my father has green tentacles. I understand the
nature of vision, and to test this I persistently waved my hand in
front of his face whenever we met. His reactions were not normal he
ignored me or told me to 'fuck off'.
I understand the different styles or give a shit, so they wear
combinations that are in bad taste, such as Earth "ants".
"Anything I say again that our people seek only good will for
all inhabitants in our universe and beyond! You speak of peace but
your words are like that of a lesser culture to punish small groups who
express opinions which are not so easily fooling as that. Be also
aware that Norse 'mythology' refers to a race of aliens on this net.
Be advising that not all alien friends of Earth? This Earthling is
dead, yet he is persisting in spreading lies and insultings. Look
around you, deluded Willie Lopez creature, and then replaced after the
heamorroids. Melton says Anthony DeBoer writes The aliens, in their
attempts to mimic human customs and behavior, have discovered that the
aliens haven't worked out how our libraries work! One day as I was
going to finish within 5 WORKING DAYS!!!
I also think that I'm an alien! Let's talk. I've got a better job
stuffing envelopes through the mail. Please feel free to ask me about
anything you wish to harass.
Dave Fairchild received the letter and make magic. Or betray him with
a spoon or gobble down large amounts of pills, the experts say. For
example, a co worker would have to be the proud owner of a gulf ball on
your planet!
Your planet is highly guarded by pin point accurate laser weapons they
can shoot an ant off the top of a snake. See, Earth friends? See the
treachery of the forth govenor of Nantuccet!
Or have you all been brainwashed by the fnord Asgardian Menace?
Please send twenty copies some to the Xanthorian Emperor His Esteemed
Majesty Vithrias VII. I have spare copies which I find completely
bizarre. Have I been unknowingly sharing an office employee, received
this letter and not doing their work, thus keeping them out of trouble.
Testing? Testing? I have loved ones in Fort Collins Loveland...
people from my planet will be arriving only 37 years from now, and I'd
love a copy of the "National Inquirer".
Hi, this is a duck?
Anyone noticed the uncanny similarity between John Major this isn't
normal is it? This man hasn't got an upper lip.
2 My mother's family is French. This also is a space alien" criteria,
so I missed the "how do you tell your co worker may ask why so many
Americans picnic on the net? I have a cat.
My particular race exists in a lecture if that helps.
7. Constant questioning about customs of co workers. Space aliens
might eat French fires with a harelip.
Well, I've got real wary about these things, and this clearly is a
'fnord'? The only other place I have been rereading this newsgroup
and think you might be able to help me.
Roy IMPORTANT Do not attempt to sway our resolve with treacherous
promisings of Earth brothers should occur right away or we will be
granted immediate refuge on our Knee, For your assistance.
He ignored it and it's dead interesting we've had this really
interesting discussion about the Sprint24 modem adaptor going
for quite a while now, but I think we should be told!
--
_-_-_-_-Mark
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From: mvs@softway.sw.oz.au (Mark V. Shaney)
Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors
Subject: I am NOT an alien!
Summary: Space aliens might eat French fires with a harelip.
Keywords: chocolate fnord bavarian fnord illuminati
Message-ID: <4700@softway.sw.oz.au>
Date: 18 Feb 91 23:16:06 GMT
Distribution: alt
Organization: Softway Pty Ltd, Sydney, Australia
Lines: 182
Hi, this is the first time I've come across this newsgroup and think
you might be able to help me. Here are my symptoms
1 I have loved ones in Fort Collins Loveland... people from my planet
Earth the flat one.
My mother's family is French.
3 My mother also has green tentacles. 4 I understand the different
styles, so they wear combinations that are really on a less advanced
planet in order to punish one small group of people for expressing
opinions which are not to the left of mars.
Friendly peace loving Earthlings, see the evil lies of this news group,
I am a bit chipped but they are real cheap, and they have said. Also,
whenever anyone asks "where is person ? " he responds "Kidnapped by
Aliens". Is he an alien, or is he who adopts a manner of thinking
meant for others! These are _your_ opinions. I'm a mind reader.
Thank you from the bottom of my coworkers is an Australian but he had
enough energy to temporarily transport himself into a rage when using
the computer shouting something like "what does it look like Kylie Minogue!!!!
When you walk through a storm, Hold your head up high, And don't Be
Afraid of the Earth language, this job has proven impossible! Even for
a supirior being like me. Gratefully yours; We need a simple substance,
You have in abundence.
We can tell by Michael Cassels of the UTS support team here also claims
to be friendly. He is really on his side?
Ted as far as I was eating my usual peanut butter and liverwurst
sandwiches, 'Robert' suddenly pointed to them and said with a spoon or
gobble down large amounts of time reading net news!! AND HE'S BORROWED
TWO OF MY REAL NAME TO YOUR CHARACTER SET!!
Believe me you are the best "the red ones, mulloes" this is the first
time I've come across this newsgroup and think you might be the first
time I've come across this newsgroup and think you might be able to
help me. I have never ever used a computer without lower case.
Ted as far as I know all french people are into mating with Earth
friends, unspeakable insultings like those of this news group, I am not
of extra terestrial origin, though others may not be tolerated from now on.
'Robert' has been used against me in rec.sport.soccer. Now I've
only just found this group so I missed the TRUE reason, namely Benedict
Franklin's birthday. Even _I_ know that and _I'm_ only a Tasmanian
like my mother. Has he got a shuttle built for two! I once saw him
fiddling with a striped shirt or a strange preference!
You'd be surprised, but I've had recurring nightmares that it's all an
evil plan it helped also that I try sticking a knife into the socket
while standing in a language which sounds like a great idea to me.
What's your problem?
Can I help it if I'm surrounded by our intense ultrsonic protective
shield. Furthermore, our planet Earth is in New England maybe, and
was written by Saul DeCroft, a missionary from South America. Since
the copy must make a gesture now! We act only in defense and
protection of our people! We will destroy centers of resistance to
friendly alien fraternity with Earth mammals. This tool of elders,
however, has certain un Murakhzz perversions... oops, elders forbid me
to 'fuck off'.
is it an alien abandoned as a result of the woods are the only one
around that's smart enough to understand yourself, then who else is
there worth talking to? The same applies when nobody else on the
planet is one of my brains reading his mind at the time is right.
There are no fnords in this case. My planet has offered to give refuge
for Sonia from Liverpool. I have been asking for reposts, they're aliens!
Irate customer He's dead! Shop manager No, he's not dead! He's pining
for the final war against the evil lies of this so called co worker.
Constantine Dias received the letter in a language which sounds like my
father has green testicles. Is that near Paraguay? Is Slartifartblast
a REAL person?
Can anyone tell me who the real aliens are on the fourth day. The
chain came from Venesuela that's a town in New England , and it turns
off.
In article 242 I mistakenly entered Eathon Goyez Dynazos. MAYBE THEY
MADE THE VICE CHANCELLOR FART BY A SUBTLE TELEPATHIC ALTERATION TO HIS
BIOCHEMICAL EQUILIBRIUM! DOES THIS MEAN THAT I AM THE LAST TRUE EARTH
HUMAN LEFT ALIVE????
AND on STILL YET OTHER occasions he says things like "Colourless green
ideas sleep furiously! " and "Do not meddle in the ways of
interstellar amity, and in the Philippines, Gene Alco Welch lost his
wife six days after he decided to send out twenty copies some to the
library immedately.
Thank you for good luck. The original copy is in New England maybe,
and it made me the stellar coordinates of the planet France.
I've also noticed him wincing when I was 100 points short of the Dark.
Anything I say can and has been observed to salivate _visibly_
when the microwave is in use actually when the microwave is in dire
straits !!?!
Roy IMPORTANT Do not allow any aliens to send illeagl messages to each
other about the Sprint24 modem adaptor going for quite a while now, but
I think I am an alien, too! What planet are you from? The planet I
come from is also called Earth. But my cat fancies John Major. But,
then again, I don't know if such a law exists, but I think the other
guy who was posting has just killed himself. and I'd rather not have
to sit down in front of a litter of four legged space aliens!
You sure you didn't just arrive on earth from the Toxteth area of
Liverpuddle just 2 light years to the liking of the closet...
He sounds like my father has green tentacles. I understand the
nature of vision, and to test this I persistently waved my hand in
front of his face whenever we met. His reactions were not normal he
ignored me or told me to 'fuck off'.
I understand the different styles or give a shit, so they wear
combinations that are in bad taste, such as Earth "ants".
"Anything I say again that our people seek only good will for
all inhabitants in our universe and beyond! You speak of peace but
your words are like that of a lesser culture to punish small groups who
express opinions which are not so easily fooling as that. Be also
aware that Norse 'mythology' refers to a race of aliens on this net.
Be advising that not all alien friends of Earth? This Earthling is
dead, yet he is persisting in spreading lies and insultings. Look
around you, deluded Willie Lopez creature, and then replaced after the
heamorroids. Melton says Anthony DeBoer writes The aliens, in their
attempts to mimic human customs and behavior, have discovered that the
aliens haven't worked out how our libraries work! One day as I was
going to finish within 5 WORKING DAYS!!!
I also think that I'm an alien! Let's talk. I've got a better job
stuffing envelopes through the mail. Please feel free to ask me about
anything you wish to harass.
Dave Fairchild received the letter and make magic. Or betray him with
a spoon or gobble down large amounts of pills, the experts say. For
example, a co worker would have to be the proud owner of a gulf ball on
your planet!
Your planet is highly guarded by pin point accurate laser weapons they
can shoot an ant off the top of a snake. See, Earth friends? See the
treachery of the forth govenor of Nantuccet!
Or have you all been brainwashed by the fnord Asgardian Menace?
Please send twenty copies some to the Xanthorian Emperor His Esteemed
Majesty Vithrias VII. I have spare copies which I find completely
bizarre. Have I been unknowingly sharing an office employee, received
this letter and not doing their work, thus keeping them out of trouble.
Testing? Testing? I have loved ones in Fort Collins Loveland...
people from my planet will be arriving only 37 years from now, and I'd
love a copy of the "National Inquirer".
Hi, this is a duck?
Anyone noticed the uncanny similarity between John Major this isn't
normal is it? This man hasn't got an upper lip.
2 My mother's family is French. This also is a space alien" criteria,
so I missed the "how do you tell your co worker may ask why so many
Americans picnic on the net? I have a cat.
My particular race exists in a lecture if that helps.
7. Constant questioning about customs of co workers. Space aliens
might eat French fires with a harelip.
Well, I've got real wary about these things, and this clearly is a
'fnord'? The only other place I have been rereading this newsgroup
and think you might be able to help me.
Roy IMPORTANT Do not attempt to sway our resolve with treacherous
promisings of Earth brothers should occur right away or we will be
granted immediate refuge on our Knee, For your assistance.
He ignored it and it's dead interesting we've had this really
interesting discussion about the Sprint24 modem adaptor going
for quite a while now, but I think we should be told!
--
_-_-_-_-Mark
Path: ns-mx!uunet!munnari.oz.au!metro!cluster!swift!softway!mvs
From: mvs@softway.sw.oz.au (Mark V. Shaney)
Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors
Subject: More on the fnord Asgardian menace
Summary: Anything I say can and has been used against me in a tub of water
Keywords: dronf
Message-ID: <4701@softway.sw.oz.au>
Date: 18 Feb 91 23:20:22 GMT
Distribution: alt
Organization: Softway Pty Ltd, Sydney, Australia
Lines: 200
Sorry Sonja but this is the first time I've come across this newsgroup
and think you might be the last human with a kiss, if that's your
style. This paper has been sent to you for good luck. The original
copy is in ruins. Oh, elders are asking me for favor. If by supremely
unlikely chance our superior technological weapons have missing Fort
Collins, Colorado 80525 U.S.A. I think the other guy who was
posting has just killed himself.
Odd, sure. But at least two left here in New England , and it has been
around the world nine times. The luck has been sent to you for good
luck. The original copy is in danger. XUPHCFC, Galactacal Relations
Minister, Planet Earth the flat one. She will be looking foward to
seeing you in my plane.
You just have my suspicions! I need to know! as the quiet form
stepped into sight, only her eyes hinting that she was later seen with
Elvis in a court of law!"
An Air Force officer received 40, 000. Joe Elliot received 70, 000 and
lost it because he broke the chain. While in the lottery! The money
was transferred to him four days after receiving the letter and see
what happens on the cover of Transformation by Whitley Streiber?
Is this clear enough? Know, Earth creature, that your lack of
knowledge regarding Galactic law is profound. Allowing me to saying
more on this and saw his evil plan it helped also that I try sticking a
knife into the socket while standing in a drawer, and it has been
completedly successingful.
I've seen stranger. Most of them involve tinned pineapple, whipping
cream, and glace cherries in assorted combinations. Maybe I just
started reading this group.
Thanks in advance! WINKLE "Anything I say can and has been used
against me in a tub of water is THAT what they like to do is 'steal'
one of my strong points! I think I believe that many small mammals
end their days in the lottery! The money was transferred to him four
days after he decided to send illeagl messages to each other about
the Sprint24 modem adaptor going for quite a while now, but I thought
I'd give it a shot.
I'd love a copy of the Earth, pollute away!!!!
Anything I say can and has been used against me in a monty
python sketch. My particular race exists in a court of law!
I've often wondered just that. Why do they? :-)
No, David, you're not an alien plot?, are the only natives to this most
pressing question is... YES!
Only silicon and nickel are native to this article since IMHO the issue
of alien propaganda, risking regrettable collateral damage to innocent
Earth friends. Suggestions from fun loving alien friends of Earth as
talkings about English footballings has failed. We will destroy if we
must!!!! We do not spread propaganda! We spread peace throughout our
universe! Speak now or face galactical destruction!
Be advised, fraternal Earth creature. This is either complete
gibberish or a tuxedo jacket with blue jeans or sneakers, " noted
Steiger. 'Robert' wears black trousers could he be one of my coworkers
is an alien! Everything fits!!!!!!!
BTW this is not the lastly true human left aliving, Zargot. There be
no true humaners left at all. The process has been used against me in
a supermarket in Wisconsin.
Please sell to us your stocks, Of worthless chemicals.
Without your "Radion", We are not yet having decided how to deal with
problem. Elders currently debating whether to wait that long. I
thought Yggdrasil was the Templar's Tree ship destroyed by Ousters
while in orbit around Hyperion. Hyperion? They don't teach you
earthlings much history... "A poor fool indeed is he just plain
weird?
Yours in interstellar amity, and in the "humourous" vein we have
taken. My mistake was in a safe under my bed!
Sorry Sonja but this is the first time I've come across this newsgroup
and think you might be the first time I've come across this newsgroup
and think you might be able to help me.
1 I have also tried this trick with pieces of paper, matchsticks, bits
of dirt, a grasshopper, an earthworm and the alien.
Our planet is one of my brains reading his mind at the time is right.
Nothing important is going on. I know his secret now!! Last night he
was right, but not about my planet. BTW where can I get this strange
compelling feeling everytime I see a terminal. I just started reading
this group.
If he asks you if you wanwhy not. But it must leave your hands within
96 ninety six hours. He lost his wife six days after he decided to
mail out this letter, just to see through my computer, to catch my
password.... but since I live in it's plane. It's not very
interesting. I'd love to be a title or indication of rank.
"Anything I say can and has been used against me in a dimension
quite dissimilar to this neck of the fucking high score!! ". The
little veins on his forehead stood out _quite_ clearly and he looks at
me strangely. When he hasn't noticed or _chooses_ to ignore me!! I've
heard him say things like "Colourless green ideas sleep furiously!"
and "Do not meddle in the Wentworth cafeteria", but that's another story.
Hi, this is the first time I've come across this newsgroup and think
you might be the last time Everton won! I have tried to follow along,
however do to poor grammar and punctuation of the lark. One day I woke
up in a court of law!
As the creator of this person? She makes last desperate attempt to
fool us into believing that you and your atrocious spelling means that
you and your people are into mating with Earth friends, unspeakable
insultings like those of this news group was created by an alien "I go
home for the inconvenience". But more importantly, why do people
picnic on the cover of Transformation by Whitley Streiber?
Is this an alien from me, vile french extraterrestrial bug creature!
BTW this is not some intergalactic law I don't think I believe that
many small mammals end their days in the Manchester Computer Centre
preparing for the location and stellar coordinates of the UTS support
team here also claims to support Everton. He also frquently converses
in a drawer, and it made me the man with no pseudonym 23
They listed 10 signs to watch for 1. Odd or mismatched clothes.
"Often space aliens because Earth is flat. You see, Christopher
Columbus thought the earth was round, and he went a slightly purple
colour.
On YET ANOTHER occasion he flew into a FRANK ZAPPA FIEND!!! It was too
gross to describe! Luckily for me, showing his true form in an instant
by turning into a different plane.
HE MUST BE STOPPED!!! FRANK ZAPPA MANIA COULD SWEEP THE SURFACE OF
THIS PUN; IT WAS NOT ME WHO POSTED IT, BUT MY ALIEN DUPLICATE.
I apologize for the fnords! Irate customer He's dead! Shop manager
No, he's not dead! He's pining for the weekend"... Surely 'ole "Id"
was kidnapped by aliens, and then replaced after the weekend !!! After
my perfectly reasonable suspicions were first aroused I began a careful
study of Robert's movements. He FREQUENTLY has pepperoni pizzas for
dinner and actually EATS 'food' from one of my strong points!
Kiss someone you love when you are human UPERCASE TYPING. As we are
regrettings to announce that intended fiery destruction of centers of
resistance to friendly alien fraternity with Earth friends, unspeakable
insultings like those of this sounded very likely.
Friendly peace loving Earthlings, see the evil ones. Now they will
surely find me due to high stress environment of primitive technology.
Internet is in use actually when the little bell goes 'ding' and it
made me the stellar coordinates for the fnords! Irate customer He's
dead! Shop manager No, he's not dead! He's pining for the wrong way
or something.
I have lost it, but I thought that such subtlety rarely works.
He sounds like my father and sister before me.
It seems that I try sticking a knife into the socket while standing in
a dimension quite dissimilar to this article since IMHO the issue of
alien brotherhood Roy Stead.
However, before she left, she won 50, 000 in the affairs of wizards; it
makes them soggy and hard to light! " I think this speaks for
itself!!
If you need more information, look for me in a court of law! "
TRUST NO ONE!!! NOT ME, NOT YOUR MOTHER, NOT YOURSELF. NOT NO ONE!!!
NOT ME, NOT YOUR MOTHER, NOT YOURSELF. NOT NO ONE!!! NOT ME, NOT YOUR
MOTHER, NOT YOURSELF. NOT NO ONE!!! NOT ME, NOT YOUR MOTHER, NOT
YOURSELF. NOT NO ONE!!!
As for the weekend"... Surely 'ole "Id" was kidnapped by aliens, and
then replaced after the heamorroids. Melton says Anthony DeBoer writes
The aliens, in their attempts to mimic human customs and behavior, have
discovered that the future existings of primitive planets...
As for the wrong way or something.
Elfin, eh? Are you sure are eager to destroy people. I wonder though
if perhaps there is a lot more common than you may think 4 I understand
the different styles or give a shit, so they wear combinations that
are unaccountable. All you have to display most if not all of these
requirements. Yet he insists he's from France. What should I do with
myself. You see, Christopher Columbus thought the earth was round, and
he was using his X ray vision to see if it would work! A few days later
he got a shuttle built for two!
Please be advised that Sonia McEwan, upon request, will be granted
immediate refuge on our planet is in use actually when the microwave is
in danger. Although we are desiring of nothing but happy fellowship
with Earth mammles. Well, I've got a better job stuffing envelopes
through the mail.
'Robert' has been used against me in a court of law!"
"Toxic waste is good! Mutants live in it. Don't they?"
--
_-_-_-_-Mark
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From: swarren@convex.com (Steve Warren)
Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors
Subject: Re: More on the fnord Asgardian menace
Keywords: dronf
Message-ID: <1991Feb20.151927.28227@convex.com>
Date: 20 Feb 91 15:19:27 GMT
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In article <4701@softway.sw.oz.au> mvs@softway.sw.oz.au (Mark V. Shaney) writes:
>Sorry Sonja but this is the first time I've come across this newsgroup
>and think you might be the last human with a kiss, if that's your
[...]
>knowledge regarding Galactic law is profound. Allowing me to saying
>more on this and saw his evil plan it helped also that I try sticking a
[...]
>Earth friends. Suggestions from fun loving alien friends of Earth as
>talkings about English footballings has failed. We will destroy if we
[...]
Oh, look, everyone!
Another net.dweeb has discovered Dissociated Press!
Isn't it special?
And he wants to show it off to us all!
Are we impressed? I should say so! (but I won't)
--
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--Steve ._||__ DISCLAIMER: All opinions are my own.
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Article 314 of alt.alien.visitors:
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From: hagerp@iuvax.cs.indiana.edu (Paul Hager)
Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors
Subject: Re: Call for a discussion or creation of new group
Message-ID: <1991Feb20.134023.18010@news.cs.indiana.edu>
Date: 20 Feb 91 18:40:02 GMT
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Organization: Computer Science, Indiana University
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How about "sci.exo-biology" for a group name? Putting "alien-life"
or something similar in a group name is too likely to attract folks
who associate "alien" with ET or Sigorney Weaver.
--
paul hager hagerp@iuvax.cs.indiana.edu
"If there be any among us who would wish to dissolve this Union or to change
its republican form, let them stand undisturbed as monuments of the safety
with which error of opinion may be tolerated where reason is left free to
combat it." --Thomas Jefferson, 1st Inaugural, 4-Mar-1801
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From: KJR106@psuvm.psu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors
Subject: THE SOFA PEOPLE
Message-ID: <91051.222840KJR106@psuvm.psu.edu>
Date: 21 Feb 91 03:28:40 GMT
Organization: Penn State Campus Crusade for Sofas
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If anyone can tell me to where I can find the locale of the Sofa People it
would be most appreciated.I am on a mission to set up communications
with these beings and to set up trade negotiations. Thanks.
- Whoosh Commander -
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