Birmingham Telecommunications News 1993

 BTN:  Birmingham Telecommunications News


COPYRIGHT 1993           ISSN 1055-4548


October/November 1993    Volume 6, Issue 10

                  Edition 1


*- Under Remodeling Issue-*


Table Of Contents

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Article Title                                  Author

Policy Statement and Disclaimer................Staff

From The Editor................................Scott Hollifield

Letters to BTN.................................BTN Readers

The Big 3-0....................................Lurch Henson

Smiley's People................................Neal Stephenson

A Conservative Estimate, Part II...............Bernie D. Starchaser

Profile: Scott Kelley..........................The Bishop

Embryo of Light II.............................Gwendolyn Norton

Special Interest Groups (SIGs).................Eric Hunt

Known BBS Numbers..............................James Minton


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         F R E E B I E :  G E T  I T  W H I L E  I T S  H O T !


The following boards allow BTN to be downloaded freely, that is with no

charge to any existing upload/download ratios.


ADAnet One              Alter-Ego               Bus System

The Castle              Channel 8250            C.A.B.

The Comfy Chair!        Crunchy Frog            DC Info Exchange

Final Frontier          Hardware Hotline        The Holodeck

Homewood's Hell Hole    Joker's Castle          Lemon Grove

Lion's Den              Martyrdom Again?!       The MATRIX

Milliways BBS           The Outer Limits        Owlabama BBS

Owl's Nest              Playground              Safe Harbor

Southern Stallion       Starbase 12             Thy Master's Dungeon

Weekends BBS



(This list includes some systems which are not local to Birmingham and

therefore not included on our BBS Numbers list.)


If you are a sysop and you allow BTN to be downloaded freely, please let

me know via The Matrix or Crunchy Frog so that I can post your board as

a free BTN distributor.  Thanks.


*IMPORTANT!*  Beginning this month, BTN is adopting an official "favored

distribution policy" in regards to this list.  Bulletin boards who offer

BTN as a free download, with no file penalties, are listed here and

receive each issue of BTN as soon after it goes to press as I can

possibly upload it.  I will *NOT* be uploading BTN personally to systems

who are NOT on this list--instead, I now have a small staff of helpers

to do that for me, and they will likely not upload BTN as fast as I

will.  We try to get BTN to all the systems we can, but if you would

like to receive BTN and you are not getting it, please leave me mail on

THE MATRIX or CRUNCHY FROG and let me know.


Back issues of BTN are available on those boards as well.



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                           N E W S  F L A S H



                        ANSI AD CONTEST DELAYED

                           YET ANOTHER MONTH!

                      See "From the Editor" column.





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From the Editor

by Bernie Starchaser, Guest Editor


        Hi all!  Bernie here, filling in for Scott so that he can get

a little well-deserved rest and catch up on some personal business.

This issue is a bit thin.  You might say it's our "Under Remodeling"

issue.  Scott is considering a few administrative changes that will

hopefully streamline future BTN issues and the production thereof.

In the meantime, please be patient with us.

        Having found myself in this supremely important position,

even though it may be temporary, I would like to ask a question of

all you readers out there that I've been curious about for a long

time.  Your answer to this is more important than you may think, as it

will help Scott and all his loyal assistants make a better BTN.

What I need you all to do is simple: Either on the Crunchy Frog,

The Matrix, or via Internet, send me a short message acknowledging

that you have read this month's issue of BTN.  I'd just like to get

a feel for how big a readership this baby's got.

        As for the ASCII AD contest, you guessed it!  Delayed yet again!

Seems nobody sent anything in.  If there are any entrants out there, let's

get cracking, folks!

        Well, I've usurped enough of Scott's power and your time.

Enjoy this issue!  And that's an order!

-Bernie D. Starchaser-


I may be reached via the following means:

Crunchy Frog: BERNIE STARCHASER

The Matrix  : CHRIS PHILLIPS

Internet    : chris.phillips@the-matrix.com


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Letters to the Editor



Well, no one wrote us any letters, so I thought I'd write us one!


Dear BTN,

       You guys are really doing a terrific job!  Keep up the good

work!

              -Starchaser-


Now, if anyone out there wants to write us some REAL letters, send

your messages to:

Crunchy Frog BBS or The Matrix

and direct them to:

Scott Hollifield


Bye!


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THE BIG 3-0

by Lurch Henson



        Hello there everybody......been awhile, eh?  Things happen,

believe it or not, and articles don't get written like they should.

Anyway, let's see if I can still do this.....


        Usually all my articles are "raves".....I run across something

that pisses me off, and I use BTN to tell you all about it, and

hopefully make a few of you think a little (something that's too rare

these days), and maybe even get a few of you to change things when you

see they are going "wrong".  This time there's not much you can do about

it, because what's bothering me now is personal.....  What's bothering

me this time is something that bothers most people sooner or later, but

it's NOT bothering me in the way it bothers them.  What's bothering me

is........my birthday.


        No, I'm not getting old.  Not in the way you'd think, anyway.

Yes, my body is in worse shape than it used to be.  Big deal.  That can

be fixed whenever I bother to get around to it.  It's actually in a

little better shape now than it has been the past couple of years.  Yes,

I do have more grey hairs than I did last year.  That doesn't bother me

either, my mother was grey long before now.  Some people even tell me

they like the grey I'm getting right up in front.  Looks don't bother me

at all.  Nope, it's not the "getting old".  What bothers me about it is

harder to explain than that.


        You see, to me the 30th birthday is the single most significant

one that you will ever have.  To my way of thinking, to the philosophy

that I believe in and follow, the 30th birthday is the one where you are

now, truly, finally, 100% adult.  As long as you are 20-something you

still carry the stigmata of childhood with you.  No one in their

twenties is "truly" mature..... (I know this is not true, but it is

often the way things are interpreted.)  Once you turn 30 you

(supposedly) shed your immaturity and take your place in society as a

mature, respectable, contributing member of society.....  (Again, I know

this is not true, but it's the most often accepted (even if only

subconsciously) viewpoint.)  You are judged continually based on age,

not ability.  You are denied certain things because you are "too young"

or "too flighty to be dependable".  You cross 30 and attitudes change.

It shouldn't be this way, but it is.  People shouldn't pay women less

money simply because they have different plumbing systems either, but

they do (though that is a different gripe).  But, this STILL isn't all

of why it's bothering me......


        This magical change is approaching.  It will be here before the

end of the year.  (Here's the piece that bothers me.)  When it arrives,

I will be alone.


        Many years ago, I was a loner.  Being alone was preferred.  I did

not require the company of others to be happy.  Then I came back to the

states, and ended up married.  At the time I thought it was forever.  I

loved her, committed to her, and was expecting to grow old with her.

Things didn't work out quite the way I expected, and I was alone again.

It hurt, yes.  More than I expected, but it didn't kill me.  Being alone

afterwards didn't either because it didn't last TOO long.  After I came

to Birmingham, I was too busy to be lonely, and then was involved with

three lovely Ladies.  One of them became much more to me than the

others, and I found I had never experienced love to the degree I thought

I had.  In her, I truly found someone that was more important to me that

life itself.  She and I had something unbelievable together, and I was

not lonely.  I let myself believe that we would be together for a very

long time, and it did look as though we might.  I should have known

better.....  I still love her deeply, more than she will ever believe,

but I am alone once again.


        When this time in my life arrives, it will be just another day.

It shall pass with little notice.  Members of my family will call, some

will send cards, others will forget entirely, and the day will pass.

There will be no celebration to mark the passing of this day, the

supposedly most significant of my birthdays.  If I have returned to

Lower Alabama, my mother will bake me a Devil's Food cake with chocolate

icing, make me a country-fried steak dinner, serve it to me and say

"Happy Birthday", just like any other.  The friends that I once had down

there are either gone, or were too divided in the divorce, especially

since I had to come up here right afterwards.....that made it easy for

them to side with my ex-wife.....more comfortable for them.  They will

not remember the day, and those that do will not remember the age, and

it's significance.  A few will find out sometime near it, will remember

to say "Happy Birthday", and that will be it.


        If I am still here in town, there will be no notice of it.  On

my birthday this year I will be attending the wedding of a friend of

mine.  Almost all of the people I know here in town will also be

attending.  I also can not not attend, as this Lady is about the closest

friend I have left these days.  If still here, I will be there.....  I'm

not complaining about that, I doubt she planned to be married on my

birthday on purpose, I just find it ironic that the day which is

supposed to be so special to me is going to have me attending someone

else's "most special day".  Other than the one I love, this Lady is the

only other that would think to do anything to make this day remarkable

for me in any way, and she will, of course, not be able to.  On this

day, a day I should be spending with someone special, or even many

special someone's, I will be just another face in a crowd, taking up

space at a wedding.  If it were happening in a movie it'd be enough to

make you smile.....and some of you probably will anyway.


        I am tired.  I am alone.  I am sad.  The one person I could talk

to about something as personal as this I can no longer talk to at all.

Oh, I have friends I've told my troubles to before.  I've friends I've

told very personal problems to before.  But to truly talk this

particular problem out requires someone with a connection to my heart,

and there is only one of those.  Unfortunately, she has closed her

heart.  Locked it down.  Sealed it off from me.  I lost more than the

Love of my Life, I lost the closest friend I've ever had, and that hurts

in ways you'd never expect.


        The loner has been changed by the past three years.  I now need

someone to hold close.  I now need someone to share with.  I now need

someone to be close to.  And I am alone.


        A moral?  A message?  All of my articles seem to have one, don't

they?  Ok, if you need one here too, it can be a simple one.  Don't do

this to someone close to you.  Don't let things important to them slip

by you.  Don't take them for granted, don't let them fade from your

life.  Remember them.  Be there for them.  Support those who are special

to you.  Love them.


        Happy Birthday Monster........


                                                Lurch Henson

                                                9309.30


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                         Smiley's People


Neal Stephenson



The online world has its own cliches and truisms, none so haggard

and hackneyed as the belief that reliable written communication is

impossible without frequent use of emoticons, better known as the

'smileys'.  Emoticons are nothing more than characters that look

like a face when viewed sideways.  The original smily is :-), but

there are innumberable variations such as :-O, :-(, :-;, and each

can signify anything from facial hair to a particular emotional

state.  Emoticons are the electronic equivalent of spin doctors;

commonly inserted at the end of a sentence that is meant to be

interpreted as sarcasm, or, in generation, whenever the writer

fears his or her prose may be about to jump the iron rails of

literalism.


With the eerie uniformity of airport cultists, emoticon users all

proffer the same rationale for the smiley tic:  since the streams

of ASCII characters flowing across the Internet (usually described

as "cold", "mechanistic", etc.) cannot carry body language or

tone, the missing cues must be supplied through punctuation.  The

tendency of writers to bungle their attempts at sarcasm, and of

the readers to bungle the detection of it, invariably leads (so

the arguement goes) to hurt feelings, which in turn leads to

network flame wars in which people insult each other in

extravagant terms that would never be used face-to-face.  Irony,

it seems, is like nitroglycerin:  too tricky to be good for much,

and so best left in the hands of fanatics or trained

professionals.


Never addressed by such people is the question of how humans have

managed to communicate with the written word for thousands of

years without crudely fashioned ideograms being strewn across

their parchments.  It is as if the written word were a cutting-

edge technology without useful precedents.  Some users actually go

so far as to maintain, with a straight face, a :-I, I guess, that

words on a computer screen are different from words on paper--

implying that writers of e-mail have nothing useful to learn from

Dickens or Hemingway, and that time spent reading old books might

be better spent coming up with new emoticons.


Other smiley partisans maintain that since many messages are

tossed off extemporaneously, the medium has more in common with

talking than writing, and hence the need for emoticons.  This

neatly sidesteps the awkward fact that what these people are

engaged in is, in fact, nothing other than plain old writing and

reading, and that, as always, they may have to invest some time

and effort in the act if they don't want to mess it up.


Scott Fahlman, who is credited with inventing smileys, has been

quoted by "The Boston Globe" as saying that "I had no idea that I

was starting something that would soon pollute all of the world's

communication channels".  The "Globe" does not record, however,

whether he terminated this statement with a smiley.  Jeremy

Bornstein, a research scientist at Apple Computer's Advanced

Technology Group, thinks that a silent minority of people on

USENET belong to the anti-smily camp, but that "experienced users

realize that it's futile to rail against popular custom".  Thus,

members of the anti-smily underground constitute something of a

secret subculture; they can find each other only through lengthy

exchanges of smiley-free messages, growing more certain with each

unadorned sentence that they have found a fellow traveler.


The irony is, Net culture was unusually literate.  The pioneers of

the Net were hackers, people who routinely spend twelve to sixteen

hours a day editing text, and whose favorite leisuretime activity

is inhaling fantasy and science fictio novels by the palletload.

These people are supposedly no strangers to words.  Much has

recently been made of the nascent revival of epistolary society

that is supposedly growing up online.  Such optimism is not

entirely ill-founded, but innovations such as the smiley suggest

that media-age writers may have a ways to go before they can

compete with the average Civil War infantryman or Victorian

diarist.  The very ambiguity that when properly used gives words

much of their expressive power is viewed by many Net denizens as a

glaring but ineradicable flaw in an otherwise promising system.

And this might be that which the hard-core users are rebelling

against, in that they are used to precision in their way of

communicating with things, either people or machines.  Thus, in

hacker argot, the emoticon is a 'kludge', a hasty and inelegant

patch on a problem that's too difficult to solve just now.

Unfortunately, people that program on the bare metal are somewhat

on the rare side on Internet, so that explanation doesn't wash for

most users of the smiley.


Nearly all academic computers are on the Internet, so access is

open to anyone having an account on such a machine, which is to

say, any student who bothers.  The Internet is, therefore, still

very much a college town, and shares much the same ambience as

Cambridge, Iowa City, or Berkely; a dysfunctional blend of

liquored-up freshmen and dippy but earnest deconstructionists.

The fact that these users should, for the most part, be the most

literate could be an interesting indictment of the culture, but I

am not prepared to discuss the disintegration of American higher

education.


The politically correct atmosphere may help to explain the

generally frosty stance toward humor exhibited on USENET, where

people either use it badly--at the level of toilet stall graffiti-

-or categorically reject it:  USENET is the kind of place where

people can seriously (without smileys) discuss the proposition

that humor is an intrinsically aggressive, nonconsensual act.  In

such an atmosphere, the very ability of the smiley to destroy a

joke must be comforting.  The addition of a smily can somehow turn

even the sharpest bon mot into a clanking jape straight out of

"Reader's Digest"; it is the written equivalent of the rimshot in

a sad Borsch Belt routine.


Some hope is to be found beyond USENET, in relatively literate

lands such as the WELL, where it costs money to get in; the

entry fee cuts down on the number of feckless grad students

wanting to air their sexual peculiarities and leads to an air that

is at once more diverse and more serious.  On the WELL, I have

actually seen smileys used in a way that made me laugh out loud,

usually in an ironic sense that would confuse or irritate any

dyed-in-the-wool smiley-slinger.


It would be comforting to think that the smily will be eradicated

from online culture, just as the genuine smily face has for the

most part been vacuumed from popular culture.  I am not

optimistic, though.  Most people, I suspect, go on the Net because

its the only ticket to cyberspace.  As today's ASCII-based

hardware is replaced with broadband switched networks and

telecomputers, many users may desert what they see as the limited

capabilities of prose for the supposedly more expressive medium of

video.  If so, they may be in for a shock.  As many a political

candidate has discovered the hard way, the ability to emote on-

camera is for most people no more natural than writing smily-free

prose.


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A CONSERVATIVE ESTIMATE

by Bernie D. Starchaser



     Hello again, everyone!  As this begins to look as though

it may become a habit with me, I have decided that I ought to

preface each column with a disclaimer.  Therefore:


WARNING!  This column contains material not suitable for the

closed-minded, shallow, weak-principled, or for socialists

or die-hard liberals.  Read at your own risk!

Also note:  The opinions expressed by the author are his own,

and may not neccessarily reflect the views of the editors.

(How's that, Scott?)


  That said, here goes...


     I believe I wound up last month with an application of a

scenario intended to demonstrate the potential damage of the

new tax increase to small businesses, jobs, and the economy

in general.  I wish to finish that by reminding everyone that

the Liberal Agenda is far from complete.  I guarantee there

will be more to come!  Now, I want to bring my thoughts a

little closer to home.

     In August, the Alabama Legislature was called into a

special session on Campaign Ethics and Finance Reform.  I

have a lot to say about this issue.  Indeed, it is my belief

that it is this issue which will have to be the catalyst for

any sort of improvement in government in general.

     I wish to begin by expressing my profound disgust for

the results of the special session.  They go in there and

spend however long it took them and what do they give us?  At

best, a watered-down version of what we already had!!!  WAKE

UP, GUYS!  I am tempted to mail each Legislator a copy of the

page in Webster's which contains the definition of the word

REFORM.  It most certainly does NOT mean "make it easier to

cheat."

     Here, for your viewing pleasure, are MY proposals for

Campaign Ethics and Finance Reform.  First, Finance.  Here

are the rules I would impose, in no particular order:

     1.  Only private citizens may make political

         contributions.  Corporations, non-profit organizations,

         political action committees, labor unions, etc. may NOT make

         political contributions, although their individual members

         certainly may.

     2.  The maximum allowable political contribution which

         may be made by any one person to any one candidate in any one

         campaign is $50.00.  No exceptions.

     3.  Candidates must maintain a list of all political

         contributors.  This need not be a matter of public record.

     4.  In the event that there are unused funds remaining

         after a campaign is completed, the candidate must offer to

         divide these remaining funds among all contributors, provided

         such a division would not result in shares less than $1.00,

         and except in the case of a contributor indicating in writing

         at the time the contribution is made that he or she does not

         wish to receive a refund.  In the case of the exception, the

         candidate may convert those funds to his personal use.


     Next, campaign ethics.  My proposals all center around a

single assumption:  A person running for political office is

no different than a person applying for a job.  Thus, these

rules would be applied:

     1.  It is absolutely prohibited to even MENTION YOUR

         OPPONENTS NAME in any speech or political advertisement.

     2.  The only media available for political advertising

         are:

                   A. Newspapers

                   B. Mass Mailing

                   C. Handouts

         TV & Radio may not be used.

     3.  All candidates are required, in addition to any other

         advertising, to mail or publish in a newspaper a brief

         listing consisting of educational history, military service

         (if any), prior offices or employment held, and any other

         information which would demonstrate the candidates

         qualifications for the job/office in question.


     These ideas are all geared toward removing several

aspects of the campaign process which are, in my opinion,

quite negative.  These are:

     1.  Campaigns as they are resemble beauty pageants more

         than they do job interviews.

     2.  With Radio and TV advertising, candidates are no

         longer required to meet large numbers of their constituents

         personally, thereby distancing the candidate from those he is

         to serve.

     3.  The candidate with the most money usually wins.


     Next Month:  Reinventing Government (My Version)


     As always, your comments, criticisms, questions, and

     rebuttals are welcome, and may be directed to me at:

     Bernie Starchaser on The Crunchy Frog BBS, Argument Conf.

     Internet: chris.phillips@the-matrix.com

     GEnie: C.PHILLIPS1

     Compuserve: 72633,1640


       Until Next Month...BE INFORMED, BE INVOLVED, BE PART OF THE

       SOLUTION AND NOT PART OF THE PROBLEM.


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ProFile

by The Bishop


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   The ProFile is a light-hearted attempt at allowing the BBS community

to get to know the selected user or sysop better.  The harassees...er...

candidates for the ProFile are selected purely by random(or maybe not -

read up on 'chaos').  If anyone has any suggestions for questions to be

included in the ProFile or for users to be harassed by the ProFile, then

feel free to E-Mail them to me(The Bishop on Crunchy Frog, or Aaron Dees

on most other boards in town)...

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PRO FILE: Scott Kelley, author of several small programming utilites

          and YAMR.




Age: 22, or thereabouts.  It depends on when you read this.


Birthplace: Your typical boring hospital room, in Mobile, AL.


Occupation: Grad. Student / Computer Consultant / Programmer / Network

            Installer


My hobbies include: Sleeping, eating -- no, those aren't hobbies.  Hmm.

                    Can I include programming here, too?  Doesn't

                    matter, I'll include it here anyway.  I like writing

                    programs which never get released.  :)  Not to mention

                    playing pinball.  I also like roller coasters.  One

                    summer, I'm going to go to all of the classic roller

                    coasters in the US.


Years telecomputing: Close to 5 years.


Sysop, past/present/future of: Not a sysop, never a sysop.  Perhaps, one

                               day, I will open a hobby shop system,

                               with a SLIP connection to the Internet, a

                               UseNet interface, a MUD client, and make

                               it private use only.  It just depends.


My oddest habit is: Writing alpha-test programs that never make it to

                    beta.


My greatest unfulfilled ambition is: To be a sucessful software writer,

                                     with several large packages on the

                                     market.  Or just moderately

                                     successful, living comfortably.

                                     However, I'll probably end up poor

                                     and discontent, like the rest of

                                     the masses. And that's being

                                     optimistic.  :)


The single accomplishment of

   which I am most proud is: Graduating from college. And getting into

                             the Master's degree program at UAB.


My favorite performers are: Martin Kolbe, Ralf Illenberger, Michael

                            Hedges


The last good movie I saw was: I don't watch many movies; however, I

                               recently went to the opening of _Jurassic

                               Park_. Great movie, but don't sit too

                               close to the speakers.


The last good book I read was: I've read several books, but none were

                               great. Terry Brooks is now a hack writer,

                               so I stick to old SF. Jet Thomas had

                               several good SF books I read, of which

                               all the titles escape me.


If they were making a movie of my life,

     I'd like to see my part played by: So, who does dry wit well?  One

                                        of the Monty Python brothers,

                                        because my life should have been

                                        a comedy.


My pet peeves are: Wot's a pet peeve?  Ah.  People who act like complete

                   fools, just to get the attention.  Microsoft

                   software.  Buggy programs.  Unstable system

                   configurations.  Crashed hard drives, mine

                   especially.  Flaky motherboards.  I'll stop.


When nobody's looking, I like to: Do the exact same thing I would do

                                  when they were looking, but pretend

                                  I'm doing something horrible.


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     An Embryo of Light II


The woman crouched protectively over her cubs, her lips curling

slightly back to reveal her sharpened teeth.  Still, the

mudskippers approached, intent on their feast to the great

goddess of the river who ever so generously afforded them the mud

which allowed the to beat out their pathetic existence.  They

must sacrifice the biped invader's children to appease her so

that she would not flood them out with one great condescending

monsoon.  The human woman was attempting to slowly back away, but

the mudskippers were confident of their territory, and knew that

she could not successfully flee in that direction, or any other,

for the land wanted flood no more than they, and would prevent

their escape.  The offspring made several pitiable cries and

fought one another viciously for the position closet to their

shared mother.  Just as their capture and subsequent sacrifice

seemed imminent, the mother in one great galup swallowed her

entire litter.  The mudskippers paused in confusion, allowing her

just enough time to knaw off all of her extremities, including

her own head.  The mudskippers, sensing defeat, began to flee to

escape the ensuing monsoons but found themselves hopelessly

entangled in vindictive vegetation.  The woman's torso began to

squeem and pulse upon the muddy bank.  In one frantic heave, the

stomach burst open to reveal the children, who had been saved

from their mother's digestive acids by a mucus membrane that she

had managed to encase them in in their way down her esophagus.

The children broke out of their shells by using egghorns that

their bodies, thanks to a rarely witnessed instinct (the same one

that had served their mother) that had formed egghorns upon their

noses.  Just as the offspring began to crawl about, still in

great peril of the up coming floods, the torso once again began

to heave.  After several minute of carrying on in this fashion,

the torso at last managed to give birth to the mother, who had

already begun to form a new torso while in gestation.  Feeding on

her own afterbirth, the woman was once again whole and filled

with just enough energy to make a raft out of the remained of her

former shell, and to place herself and the children in it and

push them off into the river.  Her energy, and thusly her life,

soon expired  and she died content in knowing that she would

afford she children a food supply.  And so she did.  For many

days down the river, the unwise children feasted, throwing her

bones to the fish.  The children once again faced starvation as

the had hurriedly diminished their nourishment supply.  As they

lay listlessly starving, one of them caught the aroma of their

mother's skin and began knawing frantically on the sides of the

raft.  Within minutes of their newfound feast, the hull was

punctured, and the unwise children slowly drowned, save for one

who was found by a kind hearted family of aardvarks as they were

drinking in the jungle's waters and continued to raise him to

maturity.  The boy, forever confused as to his origins, finally

traveled up the river as an adult.  Finding nothing but a lake,

he grabbed a bird's nest making himself a crown out of it, and

grabbed a hollowed vine, and fashioned himself a wife out of it,

and proclaimed himself king of the lake and mastrobated for weeks

to come until he died of dehydration in the same style of the

shoemaker's children running barefoot.


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SIG's (Special Interest Groups), Computer Related

-------------------------------------------------


BIPUG                              Alabama UniForum

Birmingham IBM-PC Users Group      Homewood Public Library

UAB Nutrition Science Blg          1st Tuesday

RM 535/541                         Shawn Cleary 870-6130

1st Sunday (delayed one week

if meeting is a holiday)

Marty Schulman 967-5883


Birmingham Apple Core

Informal breakfast meeting every Saturday, 9am - 11am

@ Kopper Kettle, lower level Brookwood Village Mall

Formal meeting held second Saturday of each month, location

variable (to be announced at breakfast meetings and in the

user group's newsletter "The PEEL".)

President: Sam Johnston - 322-5379

Vice-Prez: Marie Prater - 822-8135


The SIG listing is being re-verified. If you know of an active

Computer Related user's group, please let me know.


I can be reached via Internet email at

eric.hunt@the-matrix.com or drop me a note directly on the

MATRIX.


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Known BBS Numbers For The Birmingham Area


Sysops, PLEASE check your listing to make sure everything is correct,

especially the networks.  Corrections should be mailed on the Matrix to

James Minton or in a Sysop Comment on Outer Limits.


*IMPORTANT* Starting this month a new BBS must be up and running for 60

days before being included in the list.  I'll still take the information

and verify the board as usual.


Also, if anyone has any information about networks listed at the bottom

with "uncertain at press time", let me know.



NAME                    NUMBER     BAUD RATES   MODEM    BBS SOFTWARE

                                   SUPPORTED    TYPE


ADAnet One (Nodes 1-3)  250-0013   1200-2400             PCBoard 14.5

    [ez, fi, ad]

ADAnet One (Node 4)     254-6050   2400-14400   USR DS   PCBoard 14.5

    [ez, fi, ad]

Alcatraz BBS            608-0880    300-9600             VBBS 6.0

    [he, vi]

Alter-Ego BBS           925-5099   1200-9600    USR HST  PCBoard 14.5

    [ez, mn]

Baudville (Node 1)      980-1089    300-2400             Major BBS 6.10

    [none]

Baudville (Node 2)      991-2095   300-14400             Major BBS 6.10

    [none]

Baudville (Node 3)      991-9144    300-2400             Major BBS 6.10

    [none]

Baudville (Node 4)      995-0013    300-2400             Major BBS 6.10

    [none]

Bus System              987-5419    300-2400             PCBoard 14.2

    [none]

Byte Me!                979-BYTE!  2400-14400   USR HST  WWIV 4.12

    [ez, th, al]

Castle, The             841-7618    300-2400             Image 1.2

    [none]

Channel 8250 (Node 1)   744-8546   300-14400    USR DS   PCBoard 14.5

    [ez, un]

Channel 8250 (Node 2)   744-5166   300-14400    USR DS   PCBoard 14.5

    [ez, un]

Cherry Tree             681-1710  1200-14400             TriBBS 4.01

    [none]

Christian Apologetic    808-0763  1200-14400    V.32bis  Wildcat! 3.55

    [ez, wi, bc, ru]

Crocodile Country BBS   477-6283  1200-16800    USR DS   Searchlight 3.0 *RIP*

    [sl]

Crunchy Frog (Node 1)   823-3957   300-14400    USR DS   PCBoard 14.5

    [ez, mn, lu, ll]

Crunchy Frog (Node 2)   823-3958   300-14400    USR DS   PCBoard 14.5

    [ez, mn, lu, ll]

Crystal Village         856-3749   1200-2400             ???

    [none]

Den, The                933-8744    300-9600    USR HST  ProLogon/ProDoor

    [ez, mn, il]

Digital Publishing      854-1660    300-9600    V.32     Wildcat! 3.01

    [pl]

Electro-BBS             491-8402   300-14400    V.32/42  ??

    [fi]

Family Smorgas-Board    744-0943    300-2400             PCBoard 14.5

    [ez, fi, mj, bc, fa, ic, cf, cd, np, ag, ve, ad]

Final Frontier          838-5634   300-14400             VBBS 6.10

    [al, he, re, fn]

Flip Side, The          798-3961    300-2400             Renegade 8.27

    [none]

Genesis Online(Nodes 1-6) 620-4150 300-14400   V.32bis   Major BBS 6.11

    [mr]

Guardian, The           425-1951  1200-14400   V.42bis   VBBS 6.0

    [vi]

Hardeman's BBS          640-6436  1200-14400             Wildcat! 3.51

    [wi, di, bc]

Hardware Hotline        631-6629   300-14400   V.32/42   PCBoard 14.5

    [mn, fi, ca]

Homewood's Hell Hole    987-7823  2400-14440    V.32bis  VBBS 5.6

    [he]

The Holodeck BBS        663-7229   1200-9600    V.32     TriBBS 4.02

    [cc]

Intruder Enterprizes    969-0870    300-9600    V.32     VBBS 5.6

    [vi, al]

Joker's Castle          664-5589   300-14400    USR DS   PCBoard 14.5

    [ez, mn, un]

KickAxis BBS            733-0253  1200-14400    USR DS   VBBS 6.0

    [he]

Lions Den               969-5733   300-14400    USR DS   Wildcat! 3.60

    [none]

Lumby's Palace          520-0041   300-14400             VBBS 6.0

    [he]

Magic City              664-9883   300-14400    USR DS   Wildcat! 3.55

    [cc, di, tr, wi]

Magnolia BBS            854-6407   300-14400    USR HST  PCBoard 14.5

    [ez, mn]

MATRIX, The (Nodes 1-14)  323-2016 300-2400              PCBoard 15.0 *RIP*

    [ez, mn, th, il, in, al, sh, sc, gl, ic, ri, fr]

MATRIX, The (Nodes 20-23) 323-6016 9600-14400   USR DS   PCBoard 15.0 *RIP*

    [ez, mn, th, il, in, al, sh, sc, gl, ic, ri, fr]

MATRIX, The (Node 25-26)  458-3449 9600-14400   V.32bis  PCBoard 15.0 *RIP*

    [ez, mn, th, il, in, al, sh, sc, gl, ic, ri, fr]

MetaBoard               854-4814   300-14400    USR DS   Opus CBCS 1.73

    [fi, ad]

MetroMac BBS (Node 1)   323-6306   1200-14400   V.32bis  TeleFinder 3.1

    [none]

MetroMac BBS (Node 2)   252-0582   1200-14400   V.32bis  TeleFinder 3.1

    [none]

Milliways BBS (Node 1)  956-3177   1200-2400             Major BBS 6.11 *RIP*

    [none]

Milliways BBS(Nodes 2-6)956-2731   1200-2400             Major BBS 6.11 *RIP*

    [none]

Missing Link            853-1257   300-16800    USR DS   C-Net Amiga 2.63

    [cl, cn]

Neon Moon               477-5894   300-14400             TriBBS 4.0

    [dx]

Optical Illusion        995-9145  1200-14400    V.32bis  VBBS 6.0

    [al]

Outer Limits (Node 1)   426-5611  1200-16800    ZyXEL    Wildcat! 3.90 *RIP*

    [fi, do, ec, er, pn]

Outer Limits (Node 2)   425-5871  1200-16800    ZyXEL    Wildcat! 3.90 *RIP*

    [fi, do, ec, er, pn]

Outer Limits (Node 3)   426-2939  1200-16800    ZyXEL    Wildcat! 3.90 *RIP*

    [fi, do, ec, er, pn]

Owlabama BBS            856-2521  1200-14400             GTPower 17.06

    [gt, ez, mn, cc, tr, sc, ab]

Owl's Nest              680-0851   300-14400    USR DS   PCBoard 14.5

    [ez, mn]

Party Line              856-1336   300-14000    V.32bis  TriBBS 4.0

    [cc, tr, di]

Penny Arcade            699-4625    300-2400             Running Force! 3.75

    [none]

Playground              681-5070  2400-14000    V.32     TriBBS 4.0

    [tr, di, cc, ez, al, fr]

Posys BBS               854-5131    300-9600    V.32     PCBoard

    [none]

Programmer's Shack      988-4695   1200-9600    HST DS   Renegade

    [ae, di, ws, fi, it]

Quiet Zone              833-2066    300-2400             ExpressNet

    [none]

Razor's Edge            995-0412   1200-2400             VBBS 5.6

    [he, al]

Safe Harbor (Node 1)    665-4332    300-2400             GTPower 17.06

    [gt, ez, mn, il]

Safe Harbor (Node 2)    665-4355   300-14400    USR DS   GTPower 17.06

    [gt, ez, mn, il]

Sam's Domain            956-2757  1200-14400             VBBS 6.0

    [da, he]

Safety BBS              581-2866    300-2400             RBBS-PC 17.4

    [none]

Southern Stallion       322-3816   300-16800    ZyXEL    PCBoard 15.0

    [an, ez, lu, pr, th]

Sperry BBS              853-6144    300-2400    V.32/42b PCBoard 14.5

    [none]

ST BBS                  836-9311    300-2400             PCBoard 14.2

    [ez]

StarBase 12             647-7184    300-2400             TriBBS 4.0

    [ez, mn, cc]

The Light               979-0368   300-14400    V.32bis  PCBoard 15.0

    [ch, nl]

Thy Master's Dungeon    940-2116   300-57600    V.32/42b PCBoard 14.5

    [fr]

Torch Song              328-1517    300-9600    V.32     Wildcat 3.6

    [pr, se, st, do]

Weekends BBS            841-8583  2400-16800    USR DS   Wildcat! 3.9

    [ca]

Willie's DYM (Node 1)   664-9902    300-2400             Oracomm Plus

    [or]

Willie's DYM (Node 2)   664-9903    300-2400             Oracomm Plus

    [or]

Willie's DYM (Node 3)   664-9895    300-2400             Oracomm Plus

    [or]

Willie's DYM (Node 4)   664-9896    300-2400             Oracomm Plus

    [or]

Ziggy Unix BBS          991-5696    300-1200             UNaXess

    [none]


*RIP* = BBS Software is RIP Graphics capable. You must be using a RIP

compatible term software to view them. RIPTerm or QmodemPro v1.50 are

the only two I know of that support it at this time. RIPTerm is shareware

and can be downloaded from most BBS's. QmodemPro is a commercial product.


The two-letter abbreviations you see on the line below the names of

many of the bbs' in the list signify that they are members of one or

more networks that exchange or echo mail to each other in some organized

fashion.


ad = ADAnet, an international network dedicated to the handicapped

ae = ANet, uncertain at press time

ag = AgapeNet, a national Christian network, multi-topic

al = AlaNet, a local network, multi-topic

an = AnnexNet, an international network, multi-topic

at = AdultNet, a national network, adult-oriented

bc = BCBNet, a local network, religion-oriented

bh = BhamTalk, a local network, multi-topic

ca = CafeNet, a local network, restaurant/dining, recipes, etc.

cc = City2City, a national network, multi-topic

cd = CDN, a national Christian network for file distribution

cf = CFN, a national Christian network, multi-topic

ch = ChristNet, a national Christian network

cl = CLink, uncertain at press time

cn = CNet, multi-topic

cy = Cybernet, uncertain at press time

da = DateNet, uncertain at press time

de = DevNet, an international network for programmers and developers

di = Dixie Net, a regional network, multi-topic geared toward the south

     eastern United States

do = DoorNet, a national network for the distribution of BBS doors

ec = EchoNet, an international network, multi-topic

er = ErosNet, an international network, adult oriented, files & messages

ez = EzNet, a local IBM compatible network

fa = FamilyNet, an international network, multi-topic

fi = FidoNet, an international network, multi-topic

fn = FrontierNet, uncertain at press time

fr = FredNet, a regional network, political discussion

ga = GameNet, a local network, uncertain at press time

gl = GlobalLink, an international network, multi-topic

gt = GTNet, an international network, multi-topic

he = HellNet, a local network, multi-topic

ic = ICDM, an international Christian network, multi-topic

ie = Intelec, a national network, multi-topic

il = ILink, an international network, multi-topic

in = InterNet, an international network, linking businesses,

     universities, and bbs', multi-topic

it = ITCNet, uncertain at press time

ll = LlamaNet, a national network, freeform correspondence

lo = LocalNet, uncertain at press time

lu = LuciferNet, an international network, adult oriented

ma = MAXnet, a local network, connecting WWIV and VBBS systems

mj = MJCN, an international network for Messianic Jews

mn = Metronet, an international network which echoes RIME, multi-topic

mr = MajorNet, an international network, multi-topic

nl = NewLife, uncertain at press time

np = NPN, a national network for new parents

or = OraNet, a national E-mail network

pl = PlanoNet, a national network, multi-topic

pn = PoliceNet, an international network, law-enforcement only

pr = PrideNet, a local homosexually oriented network

rf = RF Net, a national network for ham radio users and hobbyists

ri = RIME, an international network, multi-topic

rb = RoboLink, a national network, multi-topic

re = RealityNet, uncertain at press time

rp = RPGnet, a local network for role-playing games

rs = RoseNet, a national network, technically oriented

ru = RushNet, a national network for Rush Limbaugh fans

sc = Science Factor Net, a national network, science and technology

     oriented

se = SEC, a regional network, homosexually oriented geared toward the

     southeastern United States

sh = Shades N Shadows Net, a national network for role-playing games

sl = SearchlightNet, a national network, multi-topic

sm = SmartNet, a national network, multi-topic

sn = ShadowNet, a national network for role-playing games

st = StudsNet, a national network, homosexually oriented

te = TECHnet, a local network, hardware and utility oriented

th = ThrobNet, an international network, adult oriented

tr = TTN, a national network, multi-topic

un = U'NI-Net, an international network, multi-topic

ve = VETLink, a national network for military veterans

vi = VirtualNet, an international network, multi-topic

wi = WildNet, a national network, multi-topic

ws = WishNet, uncertain at press time

ww = WWIV-Net, an international network, multi-topic



The following boards were unable to be verified and were dropped from

the list:


    Asgard                  The Bone Yard           Boy's Room

    Lemon Grove             Nirvana                 Venus BBS


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