TOP TEN BUMPERSTICKERS ON THE U.S.S. ENTERPRISE

TOP TEN BUMPERSTICKERS ON THE U.S.S. ENTERPRISE

10) "Our other starship separates into 3 pieces!"
9) "One photon torpedo can ruin your whole day...think about it"
8) "HONK if you've slept with Commander Riker!"
7) "Guns don't kill people...Class 2 Phasers do!"
6) "Zero to Warp 9.7 in 13 seconds!"
5) "CAUTION...We've a trigger happy Klingon at tactical."
4) "If you can read this...don't you thing you're a wee bit too close?"
3) "Have you hugged a Ferengi today?"
2) "We brake for cubes!"
1) "Wesley On Board!"


BEST BUMPERSTICKER ON A BORG SHIP:
   "Blonde Borgs have the same fun."
~vc

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