Headline

%
SPIRITUAL
Spiritual
Holy
Psychic
Mystical
Psionic
Telepathic
Telekinetic
ESP
%
RELATIVE
Father
Mother
Step Father
Step Mother
Brother
Sister
Uncle
Aunt
Grandfather
Grandmother
Son
Daughter
Illegitimate Son
Illegitimate Daughter
Nephew
Niece
Postman
Garbage Man
Fuller Brush Salesman
Milkman
Mailman
Paper Boy
Gardener
Dog-Catcher
Hairdresser
Manicurist
Avon Lady
DOCTOR
%
DRUG
Heroin
LSD
Crack
Downers
Pot
Alcohol
Speed
Uppers
Crack
Acid
Peyote
Cocaine
Crack
Marijuana
Dope
Crack
Morphine
Valium
%
WEAPON
Meat Cleaver
Hatchet
Howitzer
Garden Hoe
Machete
Grenade
Chain Saw
Hack Saw
Samurai Sword
Axe
Razor Blade
Carving Knife
Switch Blade
Pen Knife
Swiss Army Knife
Crossbow
Shotgun
Uzi Submachine Gun
Machine Gun
Laser Beam
Particle Beam
%
GHOST
Ghost
Evil Spirit
Poltergeist
Demon
Phantom
Boogie Man
Wolf Man
Vampire
Leprachaun
Banshee
Gremlin
Zombie
%
RELIGION
Buddhist
Methodist
Baptist
Jewish
Scientologist
Rajneeshi
Islamic
Moslem
Roman Catholic
Athiest
Fundamentalist
Agnostic
Taoist
Presbyterian
Lutheran
Mormon
%
UFFO
UFO
Flying Saucer
Alien Ship
Alien Spacecraft
Alien Space Probe
Invisible Spaceship
Space Ship
Space Craft
Space Cruiser
Death Star
%
PLANET
Pluto
Mars
Venus
Mercury
Neptune
Uranus
Saturn
Jupiter
Titan
Alpha Centauri
The Moon
Voltron
Vulcan
Romulus
%
ET
Extra-Terrestrial
E.T.
Space Alien
Space Creature
Darth Vader
Yoda
Princess Leia
Luke Skywalker
R2D2
Space Being
Space Robot
Alien
Alien Creature
Alien Being
Alien Robot
%
FRUIT
Mango
Tomato
Banana
Cherry
Apple
Plum
Pear
Watermelon
Kiwi Fruit
Rhubarb
Orange
Tangerine
Lemon
Lime
Grape
Raisin
%
MADNESS
Crazed
Drug Crazed
Insane
Demented
Manic-Depressive
Neurotic
Psychotic
Psychopathic
Homosexual
Right-Wing
Religious
Fanatical
Pathological
%
KILLER
KILLERX
KILLERX
KILLERX
MADNESS KILLERX
%
KILLERX
FRUIT
Giant FRUIT
Great White Shark
Terminator
Pig
Rooster
Buffalo
Ewok
Wombat
Honey Bee
Dinosaur
Stegosaur
Brontosaur
Guinea Pig
Piranha
Teddy Bear
Wasp
Whale
Shark
Lion
Dolphin
Elephant
Clam
Kitten
Mafioso
Wolf
Doberman
Lobster
Tiger
Leopard
Panda
Crocodile
RELATIVE
RELIGION
%
COLOR
Purple
Orange
Violet
Red
Green
Yellow
Magenta
Vermillion
Fuschia
Flamingo Pink
Blue
White
Black
Grey
%
BODYPART
Leg
Arm
Head
Hand
Foot
Finger
Toe
Nose
Ear
Eye
Hair
Lungs
Stomach
Intestine
Liver
Heart
Pancreas
Spleen
Pituitary Gland
Kidney
Brain
Genitals
Skin
Fat
%
TOUGH
Rambo
Mad Max
Rambo
Sean Penn
Rambo
Manuel Noriega
Dirty Harry
Superman
Satan
Dirty Harry
John Wayne
James Dean
James Bond
%
MCELEB
Ronald Reagan
Frank Sinatra
Ivan Boesky
Michael Jackson
Prince
Mick Jagger
Sean Penn
Henry Kissinger
Michael Milken
Paul McCartney
Prince Andrew
John Forsythe
Dwight Gooden
George Schultz
Sting
Howard Cosell
Ted Koppel
Mohammar Khaddafi
Pat Robertson
Manuel Noriega
Larry Hagman
Mao Zedong
Mohammad Ali
Lech Walesa
Col. Ollie North
Chevy Chase
Jimmy Smits
Liberace
Roger Rabbit
Donny Osmond
Ed Meese
Rev. Sun Myung Moon
Menachim Begin
Clint Eastwood
Ayatollah Khomeni
Bruce Willis
Dan Rather
Jim Bakker
Sylvester Stallone
Harry Hamlin
Gary Hart
Johnny Carson
Richard Nixon
Jerry Falwell
Phil Donahue
Jesse Helms
George Bush
Prince Charles
Phil Collins
Dan Quayle
Jack Nicholson
Ferdinand Marcos
Jesse Jackson
George Lucas
Boy George
Bob Hope
Mike Wallace
Genghis Khan
Michaelangelo
Gunga Din
Frodo
Gandalf
%
FCELEB
Princess Diana
Joan Collins
Jane Fonda
Fawn Hall
Elizabeth Taylor
Shelly Long
Margaret Thatcher
Brooke Shields
Susan Dey
Cybil Shepherd
Madonna
Dolly Parton
Imelda Marcos
Tiffany
Corazon Aquino
Roseanne Barr
Farrah Fawcett
Mary Lou Retten
Raisa Gorbechov
Jane Seymour
Queen Elizabeth
Barbara Bush
Deborah Winger
Liza Minnelli
Meryl Streep
Tammy Bakker
Jessica Hahn
Tina Turner
Doctor Ruth
Vanna White
Margeret Thatcher
Nancy Reagan
Linda Rondstadt
Princess Diana
Kirsty Allie
Barbara Walters
Cher
Whoopie Goldberg
Linda Evans
Oprah Winfrey
%
BABY
Baby
Newborn
Child
Infant
Son
Daughter
%
ATE
Ate
Devoured
Kidnapped
Took
Killed
Maimed
Injured
Raped
Inhaled
Violated
%
SAYS
Claims
Says
Swears
Reveals
Confesses
Admits
Reports
Testifies
Claims
Announces
%
SAY
Say
Swear
Reveal
Claim
Confess
Admit
Report
Testify
Claim
Announce
%
DOCTOR
Doctor
Psychologist
Pediatrician
Psychiatrist
Physician
Neurologist
Proctologist
Surgeon
Gynocologist
Dentist
Optician
%
SCIENTIST
Scientist
DOCTOR
Chemist
Paleontologist
Archaeologist
Physicist
Meta-Physicist
Engineer
Computer Scientist
Professor
%
NATIONALITY
Russian
Soviet
British
Polish
French
Belgian
Swiss
East German
West German
Spanish
Mexican
American
Armenian
Nicaraguan
Cuban
Haitian
Bolivian
Swedish
Romanian
Italian
Libyan
Iranian
Israeli
Canadian
Australian
Chinese
Japanese
%
DISEASE
Herpes
Herpes
Herpes
Herpes
AIDS
AIDS
AIDS
Flu
Leprosy
VD
AIDS
The Clap
Mumps
Acne
Sinusitis
AIDS
Skin Rash
Jock Itch
The Plague
AIDS
Hemahrroids
Athlete's Foot
Hay Fever
Cancer
Shingles
AIDS
Varicose Veins
Back Ache
Chicken Pox
Tooth Decay
Bad Breath
Headache
%
FICTCHAR
Santa Claus
Bigfoot
Snow White
God
Great Pumpkin
Missing Link
Captain Hook
Tinkerbell
Roger Rabbit
Winnie the Pooh
Peter Pan
Buddha
Mary Poppins
Loch Ness Monster
Wicked Witch of the East
Wizard of Oz
Captain Kirk
Kermit the frog
Jesus Christ
Batman
Superman
Spiderman
%
KILL
Kill
Murder
Maim
Strangle
Crush
Terrorize
Butcher
Sock
Rape
Punch
Slaughter
Mutilate
Shoot
Mug
%
NUMBER
NUMBER1
NUMBERT
Twenty NUMBER1
Thirty NUMBER1
Forty NUMBER1
Fifty NUMBER1
Sixty NUMBER1
Seventy NUMBER1
Eighty NUMBER1
Ninety NUMBER1
%
NUMBER1
One
Two
Three
Four
Five
Six
Seven
Eight
Nine
%
NUMBERT
Ten
Eleven
Twelve
Thirteen
Fourteen
Fifteen
Sixteen
Seventeen
Eighteen
Nineteen
%
LUNCH
Taco
FRUIT
Enchilada
Burrito
Chile Relleno
Tostada
Hamburger
TV Dinner
Chicken MacNuggets
Fried Chicken
Sushi
Leftovers
Fish and Chips
Pizza
English Muffin
Bagel
Ham Sandwich
Tuna Casserole
%
PERSON
KILLER
Football Player
Baseball Player
Man
TV Personality
Game Show Host
Idiot
Astronaut
Fireman
Network Anchorman
Woman
Bum
Policeman
Bestselling Author
Clerk
Politician
CELEB's RELATIVE
Environmentalist
Thief
Famous Economist
SCIENTIST
Pilot
DOCTOR
Judge
NATIONALITY SCIENTIST
Trucker
Cook
NATIONALITY DOCTOR
Student
NATIONALITY Student
ET
%
PEOPLE
People
Men
Senior Citizens
Politicians
Thieves
Real-Estate Agents
SCIENTIST|s
Students
Women
Movie-goers
Bums
Homeless
Voters
DOCTOR|s
College Professors
Morons
Freshmen
Policemen
Bystanders
Pilots
RELIGION|s
Statisticians
Clerks
RELIGION Students
Cooks
NATIONALITY Nationals
%
AIRCRAFT
Aeroplane
F-15
Helicopter
Hang Glider
Airship
Hot air balloon
Biplane
Helium ballon
UFO
Space Shuttle
Jet Fighter
747
DC-10
%
CELEB
MCELEB
FCELEB
%
ADJECTIVE
Erect
Pubescent
Morbid
Organic
Flaccid
Lucid
Volatile
Sacrificial
Monotonic
Ritual
Ultra-Violet
Incestuous
Insipid
Mangy
Beautiful
Sensuous
Pulsating
Autonomous
Royal
Subtle
Structured
Turbo-Charged
Jet-Propelled
Geriatric
Sub-Normal
Hasty
Lovely
Happy
Ecstatic
Lonely
Seminal
Frequent
COLOR
Paisley
Sick
Matte
Hard
Slimy
Awful
Wonderful
Grotesque
Magnanimous
Bletcherous
Neutral
Horny
Decent
Indecent
Homicidal
Homosexual
Lesbian
Cloudy
Pusillanimous
Intersticial
Hyperbolic
Smelly
Pallid
Ethereal
Natural
Synthetic
Heavy
Narcotic
Hallucinogenic
Alcoholic
Cosmic
Radioactive
Gay
%
NOUN
Cavern
Tribble
Warp Drive
Camera
Lemon
Laxative
Idiot
Intellectual
Yogurt
Alien
Iron lung
Atomic Bomb
Hard-On
Turbine
Car
Airplane
Vomit
Aluminum
Cocaine
Telephone
Aphrodisiac
Diahrrea
Dog
Hypertension
Orgy
Erection
Ejaculation
Floppy disk
Computer
Hat
Inflatable Woman
Hyperdrive
Torso
Ion Drive
Bomb
Terminal
Bubblegum
Truck
Peanut Butter
Laser
Software
Hardware
Cosmos
Universe
Bagel
PDP11/70
Gnome
Rabbit
Carp
USS Enterprise
Apocalypse
Harmony
IBM PC
Apple
Chicken Sandwich
Ant
Planet
Mango
Banana
Harp seal
Network
Coke Machine
Star
Face
Bicycle
Knife
Table
Steak
Refrigerator
Galaxy
Super-Nova
Head-Hunter
Aardvark
Wombat
Bit-Plane
Astral Plane
Hyper-Space
Sun
Moon
Klingon Space Cruiser
Gorilla
Tyrannasaurus Rex
Mug Root Beer
Laminar Air-Flow
%
VERB
Program
Massacre
Murder
Love
Magnify
Debug
Beautify
Violate
Rotate
Scream
Murmur
Whisper
Enlighten
Nuke
Pinch
Throw
Thrash
Abandon
Create
Destroy
Mount
Pre-Process
Compile
Gestate
Generate
Maintain
Compile
Parse
Fly
Hasten
Fornicate
Frequent
Approach
Laminate
Interrupt
Herniate
Signal
Correlate
Concatenate
Write
Dilate
Articulate
Erect
Plant
Rescind
Plough
Eat
Mow
Grow
Grope
Groan
Sacrifice
Idolize
Jellify
Adulterate
Stipulate
Hallucinate
Support
Fondle
Caress
Touch
Descend
Ascend
Meditate
Project
Eject
Incarcerate
Remove
Protect
Tumble
%
PLACE
Redwood City
Australia
Nevada
Austin, Texas
Magrathea
Outer Space
England
San Franciso
Castro Street
Portland
Seattle
Boise
San Francisco
Statue of Liberty
Eugene, Oregon
Waikiki Beach
Honolulu
NBC Studios
Burbank
Ketchikan, Alaska
New Jersey
San Jose
LA
New York
Orlando, Florida
Newark
St. Louis
Chicago
Missouri
Middle Earth
Quaker Bridge Mall
The Shire
Barsoom
Planet Vulcan
Fremont Airport
White House
Tokyo
Transylvania
Times Square
Camp David
Princeton
Wall Street
San Rafael
Israel
Trenton
Beirut
BBC Television Center
Red Square
Kremlin
Majorca
Monte Carlo
Hsi-Nan Restaurant
Nirvana
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TRAILER
CELEB Reveals All.
Exclusive Pictures Inside.
New Evidence Revealed.
NATIONALITY SCIENTIST|s Offer Undeniable Proof.
Photographic Evidence Offers Proof.
Rare Photos Uncovered.
Public Shocked.
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"Killer KILLER|s From PLANET ATE My BABY" SAYS CELEB.
"CELEB Is Really ET From PLANET,"\SAYS CELEB.
"CELEB Is Really ET From PLANET,"\SAY NATIONALITY SCIENTIST|s.
MCELEB and FCELEB Secretly Wed in PLACE, It's Official!
Eating FRUIT|s Can Give You DISEASE, SAY NATIONALITY DOCTOR|s.
"ET|s From PLANET Gave Me DISEASE" SAYS CELEB.
CELEB Arrested For Selling DRUG,\Fans Are Stunned.
"FICTCHAR Is For Real". SCIENTIST|s Come Up With Undeniable Proof.
"MCELEB Is Really My Father," SAYS CELEB.
"FCELEB Is Really My Mother," SAYS CELEB.
CELEB KILL|s NUMBER PEOPLE In Drunken Rampage.
CELEB Falls NUMBER Thousand Feet Out Of AIRCRAFT...\And Survives.
"ET|s From PLANET Landed In My Garden And\Ate NUMBER FRUIT|s" SAYS CELEB.
PERSON Claims To Become GHOST While High On DRUG.
FCELEB Gives Birth To NUMBERT|th BABY.
CELEB Is Gay, SAYS PERSON,\And I Have Photos!
RELIGION Monks Report UFFO Sighting in PLACE.
Real Life Ghost Busters Exorcise GHOST\From CELEB's Home in PLACE.
Pet KILLER KILL|s BABY.
"I Chopped My RELATIVE To Death With WEAPON," SAYS PERSON.
CELEB Kills NUMBER People After High-Speed\Chase Down PLACE Sidewalks.
MCELEB Sold Arms To NATIONALITY Government, SAYS RELIGION Terrorist.
NATIONALITY Government Supplying Arms To RELIGION Rebels.
PERSON Goes Berserk And KILL|s\NUMBER PEOPLE With WEAPON.
FCELEB Tells Of Night Of Terror With MCELEB:\"He Threatened Me With WEAPON".
MCELEB Tells Of Night Of Terror With FCELEB:\"She Threatened Me With WEAPON".
FRUIT|s Have SPIRITUAL Powers, Say MADNESS SCIENTIST|s.
ADJECTIVE Hubby Gives Wife ADJECTIVE NOUN For Birthday!
PERSON Sees Face Of FICTCHAR In LUNCH.
GHOST From PLANET Kidnaps PERSON,\Gives Physical Exam In UFFO.
SCIENTIST|s Produce MADNESS SPIRITUAL Girl.
PERSON KILL|s NUMBER PEOPLE With WEAPON,\Then Is Acquitted By Jury.
CELEB SAYS: "I Was A MADNESS\PERSON In A Previous Lifetime".
PEOPLE VERB ADJECTIVE NOUN\While Horrified PEOPLE Watch!
NUMBER Years For WEAPON Murderer:\"I Would Do It Again" Says PERSON.
NUMBER1 Year Old Girl From PLACE\Gives Birth To NUMBER1 Pound Baby.
Secrets For A Happy Marriage:\DOCTOR Advises ADJECTIVE Sex.
PERSON Struck By Lightning For The NUMBERT|th Time.
MCELEB's Wife Seeks Divorce After He\VERB|s ADJECTIVE NOUN In PLACE.
Jury Acquits Notorious WEAPON Murderer from PLACE.
MCELEB Gets Divorce from FCELEB,\CELEB: "I Didn't Know They Were Married!"
"My DOCTOR Told Me To Smoke FRUIT|s,"\SAYS PERSON Following Drug Test.
MCELEB Has AIDS, Sues MCELEB For Giving It To Him!
FCELEB's Famous Diet: "I Ate My Own BODYPART".
FCELEB Pregnant With My Child, SAYS MCELEB.
"I'm Pregnant With MCELEB's Child," SAYS FCELEB.
FBI Blames Rising Crime Rate On MADNESS DRUG Addicts.
RELIGION SCIENTIST Really ET From PLANET.
New Cancer Cure: SCIENTIST|s Help\Thousands With ADJECTIVE NOUN.
"I Married A MADNESS PERSON,\And I've Never Been Happier", SAYS PERSON.
PERSON Has Sex With RELATIVE,\Says: "I'm Not Ashamed!"
WEAPON Murderer Survives Electric Chair For NUMBERT|th Time.
MCELEB And FCELEB Seen Together In PLACE:\"Is It Love?"
PERSON Is Possessed By GHOST, SAY NATIONALITY DOCTOR|s.
CELEB's Famous FRUIT Diet Really Works.
TOUGH KILL|s FICTCHAR In Latest Flick.
CELEB Kicks Drug Habit:\"I Was Hooked On DRUG For The Last NUMBERT Years".
PERSON's Bizarre Claim:\"SCIENTIST|s Planted Mind Control Device In My Head".
"Is there a FICTCHAR?". SCIENTIST|s Offer New Evidence.
PERSON Trades Baby For NOUN.
"FICTCHAR ATE My BABY", SAYS PERSON.
MCELEB Kills NUMBER PEOPLE; "I Thought I Was TOUGH"
Teens KILL ADJECTIVE PERSON While High On DRUG:\"We Did It For Kicks!"
Nude Pictures Of CELEB's RELATIVE Cause Uproar.
FICTCHAR Seen In Ancient Cave Paintings, SAY SCIENTIST|s.
PERSON Trades Baby for NUMBER Dollars Worth Of DRUG.
RELIGION DOCTOR Finds Cure For DISEASE, SAY SCIENTIST|s.
Weight Loss Scandal: DOCTOR Removes PERSON's BODYPART.
DRUG Crazed Teens Gang-Rape CELEB.
CELEB Has DISEASE: "A PERSON Gave It To Me"
NOUN Traded for Human BODYPART By NATIONALITY PERSON.
MADNESS SCIENTIST|s VERB NOUN. "Drugs Are Suspected"
AIRCRAFT Fends Off ET From PLANET.
CELEB Arrested For Possession of DRUG,\Claims: "My DOCTOR Gave It To Me".
Astronomers See UFFO NUMBER Light-Years Away,\And Coming Our Way.
PERSON Lost On PLACE Freeways For NUMBERT Days.
MCELEB To Portray TOUGH In Next Flick.
DOCTOR With DISEASE Allowed To Practice In PLACE.
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